#How to Use FaceTime on Android

[hakunoknight]

two lesbians both alike in dignity, but one can't be trusted in the kitchen and the other is a professional sweets maker.

original

[nothingunrealistic]

almost none of this would have happened if wendy and wags and taylor weren’t so fucking obvious about their scheming. don’t have secret meetings about how to assassinate your boss in public areas of the company he runs! don’t try to pull blatant reverse psychology plays on one of the most perceptive employees in the place! don’t exchange obvious glances with your co-conspirator in front of a bunch of other people to establish “hey i wanna recruit this one guy, let’s both stare at him now”! not much taylor could have done about the facetime thing but i guess they could have just not picked up. the real issue there is using facetime at all rather than regular phone calls. moral of the story, buy an android and you won’t get all but fired for trying to assassinate your boss. or, more pertinently, don’t hang out in your former boss’s highly distinctive english castle asking him to help you assassinate your current boss when you’re supposed to be in a nondescript hotel in london.

[confusedunit]

A Life Through Blue Green Eyes - Chapter 8

Crossposted from Ao3. Unable to backdate.

Miku lore, Miku lore

Sen smiled at the screen in front of him, holding a coffee mug in his hands. A new location had been added to his local area, a café, and he was more than happy to have somewhere else to hang out. Especially when it felt fitting for where his shell physically was. He'd been asked to hang out with Miku that day. Or, in truth, Red had asked Miku if she could watch Sen for the day. He'd been terribly embarrassed to impose in such a way, but Miku had insisted it was fine. Said she had some errands to do anyway, and he could come along.

What he hadn't expected, though, was her appearance as she picked him up. Her twintails had been entirely removed, leaving her with just her short blue hair. Along with that change of routine, she also wore an open navy colored hoodie, beneath which was a blue shirt with a red circle painted on in a single stroke. A pair of navy cargo pants and black steel toe boots completed the look. Red had rested a hand on the young android's arm, but she'd shaken her head and signed with her hands in reply, before taking Sen and heading out.

Miku had insisted on starting with some coffee, which led to the situation they now found themselves in. Sen adjusted his phone where it rested across the table from him, to see her better. He knew on her end, she had him set up the same way. It was easier, after all, to appear normal if instead of talking to the toy shell you just facetimed each other.

Miku ran a hand through her hair, before adjusting her earbud. "So," she started, "Pick a good cup of coffee?"

Sen laughed. "Yes. It's pleasant, at the very least."

"Good." Her voice was lower than before, as well, and her confidence in speaking English had improved since their first meeting. "I got some normal coffee. Well, except for the espresso shot I had them add."

He choked on his coffee. "Mi- You haven't had coffee in ages, and you're jumping back into it that fast?"

She shrugged, leaning back to rest her arms over the back of the chair. "Sure, why not? YOLO, right?" She chuckled a bit sadly. "Allegedly, anyway."

He looked down into his mug, before he sighed. "...May I ask you a question?"

She paused for a moment, before she nodded, taking a gulp of her coffee. "Sure. As long as it's..." She gestured up and down herself. "Not about all this. I'm not caffeinated enough for that conversation."

"...You..." He shook his head, looking up. "You called Blue your 'middleist brother', before. How are you two related?"

"Like I said before, the family's...a whole thing." She took another gulp, before she glared down into the cup. "And I'm a whole other thing. Ugh..." She rubbed between her eyes. "...I really don't want to just, like, dump a bunch of trauma on you out of nowhere. You sure you want to know right now?"

"...If you feel comfortable sharing, I would be glad to share that burden with you."

She chuckled. "Philosophical."

"I can't help it if I'm coded that way."

She smiled a bit, before looking across at him and sitting up in her chair. "Okay. So...Before all of, well, all of the stuff you know, I really wanted to be a performer. A star. An 'idol', if you will." She chuckled again. "A group of my friends and I all wanted to. You probably already heard of them. It was just us five at the time. Though only two of them had those names as their actual names, when we..." She shook her head again, glancing around.

"Take your time." He reassured, drinking his coffee.

"The twins." She settled on, once she felt secure in talking again. "Their family was originally from Japan, and when we all decided we wanted to break into the music industry, we started doing local shows and all that. And after a while, we saved enough money up to go visit Japan. It was gonna be our celebration, you know? For doing so well, even as mostly a group of kids." She smiled sadly. "Mom and Dad were so proud...And Beeps, Beeps was in awe, you know? He loved music, and he loved to sing with me."

He nodded. "I can imagine they are very supportive."

"Very." She confirmed, taking a pause to have more coffee. "...There was an accident. When we were in Japan. A car swerved out of nowhere, and..." She shook her head, having to pause to adjust her hood back in place. "...He was a kid. I don't...it's been a long time. I was sixteen." She smiled a bit. "He was the baby of the family. Him, me, and-" She paused again.

He didn't speak, just let her take her time.

"...And Michael. Beeps, Michael, then me. I was the oldest sibling." She finished her coffee. "But then, everything happened, and...well, I don't really know how aging works for a kid who's turned into a digital program, so even though it's been ages we just...kinda still go with sixteen. And then with Michael..." She closed her eyes, talking more to herself than to Sen. "I'm pretty sure he can still age, but...Hell if I know." She leaned forward again. "But yeah. That's the jist. He went from babiest brother to middlest brother."

He nodded. "Thank you for sharing with me."

She startled a bit, looking over at the phone again. "Oh shit, you were actually listening that whole time?"

"Yes? Why wouldn't I listen to you?"

"I just..." She tugged at her hoodie string, barely resisting putting it in her mouth. "I didn't expect you to actually pay attention. Like I heard you reply and everything, but...You know?"

"Of course I listened." He shook his head, before he reached out and rested a hand on his table. "I want to listen to what you have to say. And that was a very vulnerable thing you just shared."

"Oh, well, you know. It's just..." She finished her coffee, setting the cup in front of her. "It's just trauma, you know? We all have some."

He chuckled softly. "I suppose we do. I...I kind of want to share with you, especially after you were just so..."

"Open?" She finished, smiling gently. "Don't worry about it. Tell you what, let's head out shopping now that we've had coffee. You can get settled wherever you feel most comfortable, and if you wanna drop some stuff on me while we're shopping that's fine by me. Might even be easier if we're not like, making eye contact."

He stood up, gathering his coffee cup. "That sounds good to me. Thank you."

She flapped her hand. "Don't worry about it. Let's go."

-

Over the hours that Miku took to shop for gifts, for 'Christmas' as she claimed was coming up sooner than she expected, the two talked about quite a lot of things. From what to get Pico for for the holiday as he's 'practically family' according to her, to what kind of shoes are the best to dance in, to wondering if Red could float up to the top of the mall's Christmas tree, they went over the gambit, laughing along with each other. And in-between those topics, Sen would occasionally drop a little bit of info about himself. How he used to have three friends, and a little sister. The Spirit that haunted him. That he still had some memory issues because of the being, including his name.

"To be honest," He stretched his arms from where he was lounging against the headboard of his bed. "I don't even know how old I am either, technically. I don't...entirely know if I was coded with memories, or if I lived through them. How old I truly am, since the game repeated over and over. Do the eight years since I started dealing with that beast count, when he made me self aware?"

"Damn, that sucks." She paused. "Sorry, I held up my fist forgetting you couldn't see it."

He laughed. "Why did you hold up your fist?"

"For a fist bump, since we both don't know how old we are. Bonding time."

"I'll fist bump you a different time, maybe." He smiled.

"I'm holding you to that, you know."

"Oh, just like you're 'holding me to' wearing that scarf you bought? I can't wear things like you can."

She huffed. "Says who? The pink matches you. And it's cold."

He rolled his eyes, even though she couldn't see him, reaching over for his phone to check the group chat. "I don't get cold."

"Well I'll wrap it around your charging dock then. Congratulations, your scarf is now a blanket."

"That'll just cause me to overheat. You want me to overheat? After we've become friends?" He flopped onto the bed dramatically.

She paused again. "...We're friends?"

He paused in return. "...I, uh..."

"Wait! Don't- don't get me wrong, I want to be friends. I just..." She paused again, before letting out a sigh. "...I haven't made a friend in a long time."

He smiled a bit. "Me either. But hey, you've got my phone number, we've shared trauma, and we went shopping together. According to Google, those are things that friends do."

She snorted, before her laughter became muffled. "You're such a brat."

"Yeah, well, what can I tell you." He rolled onto his back with a grin. "Did we finish all of the errands?"

"Yeah, mostly. Gotta meet back up at the café."

"Again?" He glanced around his room. "Why are we going back to the café?"

"Gotta meet someone there. Anyways," She hummed for a few moments. "...Thanks. For uh, talking with me. In English, and stuff."

"Oh, you-"

"I mean, I know you know Japanese. And like, I do too. Plus the, uh, code and stuff. Uhm. But, it's, you know. It's been nice. To...speak so much English again." She sounded almost nervous, as she talked. "It's just. It's nice. To...do all this. Go out, get coffee, go shopping, talk English, it's just..." She paused for a while, before sighing. "...It's nice to pretend to feel normal, again. Even if I have to hide to do it. You know?"

He sat up, staring down at his phone. "...I understand. Not...not exactly, of course, but. Similar. And it...really was nice. To go out, to do things, to just...talk. With someone who...kinda understands. So, uh..." He rolled his shoulders. "Whenever you want to, uh. Go out and be normal. I would be glad to go with you. At least, as long as you're gonna be in the US, I don't know how long you're staying."

"For Christmas. Maybe longer. It depends on if I can get my room fully set up. After all, most of my concerts are virtual, so...as long as I've got a good enough internet connection, I should be able to, you know, blip over there and blip back when I'm done. Just...takes some time to get used to it, you know?"

"I would imagine. Apparently, when I got shifted into here, I was down for quite a while. Though that was a swap of format, not...whatever you described, but-"

"Oh, you should hear the stories of how long it took us all to be able to move around once we were in bodies again. It was a mess." She laughed, before she paused. "Looks like your ride home is here. It was a great time, Sen. Text me when you get home safe, okay?"

"Wait, my ride home?" Sen blinked. "Uh, what's going on?"

"Someone needs to talk to you. He'll call you in a bit. Good luck." The phone call ended.

He stared down at the phone, anxiety rising. "...Well, shit."

-

Pico did not look comfortable.

He was out in public, so that's strike one. Strike two, he didn't have his guns out in full display, they were in a bag he carried slung over his shoulder to keep from 'making a scene'. And strike three, he was sitting with a cup of soda in front of him, as he stared at his phone and saw the face of Sen staring back.

Sen had stayed in bed, even as he held his phone in front of himself. He was anxious, he felt guilty for reasons he couldn't explain, and there was a part of himself he wanted to ignore that was afraid that Pico was going to yell at him again. Even though he knew he wouldn't.

Pico took a slow breath, rubbing at his temples. "...Sen, look-"

"I'm sorry."

He blinked slowly, his grey eyes narrowing in confusion. "What?"

"I'm sorry." He rubbed his free fingers against the blanket next to him. "Red told me, that you...have difficulties sometimes.

Especially after what happened. And I just...I'm sorry that I kept pushing."

He sighed. "Kid, you don't-"

"I just-" He interrupted. "I'm scared. I know we've only known each other for a handful of weeks at this point, maybe...maybe closer to two months, but I just...I'm scared. I've already lost everyone else, Pico. I don't want to lose one of the few people who care about me now." He glanced away from the phone.

Pico was quiet for a while, before he sighed again. "Sen. None of what happened was your fault. I could have, and should have, used my words before they became angry and sharp. It's self destructive of me to lash out, and it's kinda just...destructive in general. You didn't do anything wrong by trying to help."

"But I did. I should have just...taken your word for it. That you knew what you were doing, and you'd be okay. And instead of trusting you, I got scared, and made you upset, and put you even more at risk when you went out, and..."

"Sen, no." He shook his head. "Don't think like that. If I was compromised, that's on me, not on you. And I made it back fine. And I'm not gonna...run off when I'm mad anymore. Not if I'm yelling at you, at least. I can't...I can't see that crushed look on your face again."

"Pico..."

"And even disregarding all of that, I put you in danger. I know you got knocked off your charger. I just..." He dug his fingers into his sleeves. "I lashed out, and it could have cost you your life."

"Pico, you didn't know-"

"I hurt you!" He snapped, before he quickly looked around. "...Why are you so okay with that?"

"...Why are you so okay with the fact that I hurt you?"

"What?" His head whipped back.

"You're telling me it's not my fault. So why is it yours? If you were reacting based on trauma, and I was reacting based on trauma, why is it more your fault than mine?"

Pico huffed, glancing away. "...Because I should know better."

Sen huffed in reply. "You and I both know that's not how trauma works."

"Well it has to. I have to be better, I have to keep people safe-"

"And you have. Pico, you made a mistake."

"It could have killed you!"

"And me making you emotionally compromised could have gotten you killed too!"

They both sat in silence for a while, neither knowing what to say.

Eventually, Sen sighed again. "Look. I don't think you need to apologize. But I accept your apology."

"...hmmph." Pico finally looked back at the screen. "...I don't think you do either. But I accept it too."

"Good." Sen rubbed at his eyes. "...Can we please go home now? I want to watch one of your dumb Youtube playlists and go to sleep."

"First of all, fuck you, they're not dumb. Second of all, thank God, I want nothing more than to go home and sleep. Emotions suck."

"They're a lot." He smiled at the screen. "...Welcome home, Pico."

Pico blinked slowly, before he turned away, a glimpse of a smirk still visible despite his best efforts. "Yeah yeah. Glad to be home, Sen."

[famoussandwichtyphoon]

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Samsung and Google have strong contenders. Samsung’s Galaxy series boasts big screens. Google’s Pixel phones take sharp photos. Users now ask, “Is the iPhone worth it?” Price plays a big role. The latest iPhones cost over $1,000. Are they too expensive for what you get?

iPhones Are Great but Not Perfect

iPhones offer strong performance and long updates. Users love the iOS ecosystem. It syncs with iPads, Macs, and Apple Watches. AirDrop and iMessage make life easier. Many enjoy how user-friendly iPhones feel. They’re less confusing than Android for some.

Still, there are some downsides. iPhones lack certain features. No always-on display until recent models. Limited customization compared to Android. Many users miss the headphone jack. Battery life is better but not the best. Some Android phones last longer.

Price is another factor. Samsung’s Galaxy S series and Google Pixel are cheaper. For example, the Pixel 8 Pro offers flagship specs for less. iPhone fans argue it’s worth the price. But others wonder if cheaper options do the job just as well.

Personal Experiences Make the Choice

Real-world use tells the story best. Longtime iPhone users love its simplicity. Sarah, a college student, says her iPhone 13 runs smoothly. She uses FaceTime daily to connect with family. She’s happy with her purchase.

On the other hand, Tom switched to Android. He wanted a bigger screen for gaming. His Samsung Galaxy phone has an S Pen. He draws and takes notes for work. Tom says it fits his needs better.

Each phone fits a lifestyle. The iPhone shines for its ecosystem. Android offers variety and price options. The "best" smartphone depends on personal needs. Ask yourself: What do you value most? Performance, price, or features? This will guide your decision.

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[sonicenvy]

love how men are always downvoting me to shit on tech subreddits (especially apple related ones) for my strong tech opinions. some of the people on apple related subreddits are so unable to stand any apple criticism which is honestly funny as fuck. Like, sure, I love mac os and iOS. But I am also not blind to the many apple flaws and have lil' bit of a bone to pick with tim cook specifically lmaoooo. I have adjacently similar feelings about some stuff in windows, and linux. personally have zero opinions about android because I haven't used android since 2011, when I got my first iphone. I'm 5 iphones deep at this point and I'm definitely not going back. It helps that my family (except my brother and 3x of my cousins) are all apple people and I love facetime.

[designw]

Secret Tips How to Use FaceTime on Android in 2022

Secret Tips How to Use FaceTime on Android in 2022

How to Use FaceTime on Android FaceTime is a video calling app by Apple, and like most other Apple apps, it is unique to iphone tools. It is most likely one of the most utilized applications among iPhone users due to the fact that it makes video chatting very easy. The bright side is, it is feasible to utilize FaceTime on Android However, you can just participate in FaceTime calls through invite…

[poisonedprose]

₊˚✧ phone lights up my nightstand in the black

bestfriend!leon kennedy x fem!reader smut

warnings: 1.6k words, use of y/n, curse words, iphone user (sorry android users), COP LEON!!, phone/facetime sex, masturbation (f + m), kinda cnc idrk, itsy bitsy tiny sadism (m),

masterlists , based on this pic (i wanna eat his collar bones), part 2

The sound of Leon's phone ringing unpleasantly woke him up. The default iPhone ringtone makes him groan. He hesitantly lifted his head from his pillow, scanning the nightstand for his ringing phone. Once his eyes saw the phone and the contact name, Leon accepted the Facetime, only slightly annoyed now. 

"Y/N, it is one in the morning and I have work in a few hours. This better be good." He sighed. He took note of your camera being off even though you explicitly chose to Facetime him. "I can't sleep." Your voice was breathy and a little hoarse. "Can you talk to me until I fall asleep?" 

Leon would be lying if it didn't make his heart flutter at the fact that you called him of all people to help you. He sighed before setting his phone on the nightstand, leaning it against a half-empty bottle of beer, his body turning to lay on his side rather than his previous position on his back. 

"What do you want me to talk about?" He left his camera on, too lazy to make an effort to turn it off. His broad chest and arms on display, the blanket falling comfortably on his torso. "Anything." Your voice was even breathier than before, it concerned him a little, wondering if you were crying before you had called him, your camera being off not helping your case. 

"I can tell you about what I did at work today." You thought it was cute how he would sacrifice his very deeply important sleep to help you even when he had to be at work in just a few hours. "Okay." He could hear the smile you had on your face even though he couldn't see you. "Well, I woke up and then I had to go straight to work because I overslept. I had to drink the shitty RPD coffee." He laughed softly as you hummed along. 

"I don't know what they put in it to make it taste like it came from the depths of hell." He laughed again and was relieved when he heard your laugh emit from his phone. "It was pretty slow today, just had to look over some paperwork with Chris." You hummed again, letting him know you were still listening. "Like I said, pretty slow today. I don't wanna bore you." 

"Keep going, you're not boring me." Leon looked at the phone, staring a pink letter where your pretty face should be. "Keep going? Well, if you insist." He jokes but you don't find it very humorous, desperate for him to keep talking. "I thought about calling you 'cause I was so bored. I was just sitting at my desk all day." He admitted, a little shy to share this with you. "Why didn't you?" Your voice coming out whinier than you would have liked. 

Leon raised an eyebrow slightly. "I figured you were busy. Next time I will." He smiled, glancing at the clock that read 1:27. When he got no response from you he assumed you had fallen asleep. He wondered if he should hang up or if he should just leave the call going while he slept in case you needed him again. Neither choice mattered though once he heard the noise that came through the phone that you accidentally let slip. 

"Did you just... Did you just moan?" He stared at his phone in disbelief, convinced his mind was playing tricks on him, but it all started to make sense. The turned-off camera, the breathy and hoarse voice, the small whine that came with your words only moments before. He could hear your heavy breaths as silence overtook the both of you. "Y/N?" The way he says your name almost makes you moan again. "M'sorry." 

Leon stared at the pink letter, shock written on his face. "Sorry for what?" He asks hesitantly, wanting clarity on what you were apologizing for even though he had a pretty good idea of exactly what you're apologizing for. You stay silent again, unsure of what to say. "Y/N?" He says again and you have to bite your lip to stop yourself from saying something you'll regret. "Are you doing what I think you're doing?" He asks, feeling a bit bold.

"What do you think I'm doing?" He could hear the dismay in your voice and he couldn't help but laugh. "I think.. you're touching yourself." He spoke slowly, afraid of what you would think if he had gotten it wrong. You go quiet again from embarrassment, and god, getting caught is really turning you on. "Sorry." You mumble, hoping he won't hang up and never speak to you again. 

"Why don't you, uh.. show me?" You can see the nervousness on his face when he asks the question and you would be lying if he didn't look cute. You don't say anything as you hesitantly turn your camera on, his eyes instantly being blessed with the slight of your hand shoved down your pretty panties. 

He remembers when you bought them, texting him a picture and asking what he thought. Getting a boner in the middle of work and he couldn't even think of what to say to you without sounding desperate, opting for a simple "they're nice" with a thumbs up emoji. And once again, he doesn't know what to say while looking at the same pair of underwear. 

"Oh, fuck." He glances at the clock again, 1:31 AM. He could feel himself getting harder under the meticulously placed blanket. He could see the outline of your fingers through your underwear as you rubbed slow circles on your clit. He looked at the screen intently, neither one of you saying anything. "Do you want me to take them off?" Leon's breath hitched in his throat and he could've sworn he just saw the gates of heaven for a second. 

"Yeah, please do." You complied quickly, setting the phone down for a moment, letting a black screen overtake your camera before picking the phone back up, giving Leon a much better view than before. He can feel his cock twitch as he looks at the way your legs are spread, giving him the perfect view of your soaked pussy. "You're killing me, Y/N." He sighs as he tries to readjust his pajama pants. 

You continue to stay quiet as you brush your fingers over your puffy clit then dip them down your slit and tease your enterance. "Come on, pretty girl. Show me what you were doing while I was talking before." Your fingers pressed harshly into your clit as you bucked your hips at the nickname, making you moan at the sudden feeling. Leon closes his eyes and takes a deep breath before returning his eyes to the screen, the tent in his pants getting harder and harder to ignore. 

He watches as you begin to finger yourself and you no longer care about being quiet, moaning softly as you fuck yourself with your fingers. Leon never found interest in watching porn, thinking there was no real point to watching someone so intimately but that mindset quickly dissipates as he looks at you, giving him such a show. 

He knows he shouldn't but he can't help but think what it would be like to pound his cock into your pretty pussy, the mere thought turning him on even more, if even possible. He grabbed the phone from the nightstand, flipping onto his back as he shoved a hand down his pants. He winced as he brushed his hand against his hardened cock, quickly wrapping his hand around it and slowly pumping it. 

"Are you touching yourself?" Your sweet voice echoed through the phone. "Yeah, I am." Leon sighed, his eyes still stuck on the screen. "Am I turning you on?" If it weren't for the slick noises that could be heard from the phone or the sight that you're graciously letting see or the sentence you had chosen to say, you sounded just like an angel to Leon. "Yeah," He laughed softly. "You are." He gently groans as he squeezes the tip of his dick, letting precum drip out for lube, some getting on the warm pajama pants.

"Can you show me?" His eyes widen in shock for a second before he places the phone on the bed, camera positioned at the ceiling as he shuffles his pants to his ankles. He quickly picks the phone back up, now angling the camera so you could see his twitching cock. "Woah." It was barely above a whisper but Leon still heard it, pride swelling in his chest. 

 "Wish you were here right now. Want you to fuck me so bad." You whine. Leon sucks in a sharp breath, your words shooting straight to his sensitive cock. "Me too, baby." You both continue to touch yourselves, watching the other as you do. Moans transfering through the phones’ microphones. 

"I'm really close." He admits a little embarrassed he couldn't last long, but the sight of you was just too pleasurable for him. "Me too, Leon." Hearing you say his name makes his cock twitch in his hand, pushing him over the edge, and painting his abdomen with cum. Your orgasm shortly following Leon's. 

"Holy fuck." He curses under his breath as he watches you fuck yourself through your orgasm, your legs trembling and fighting to stay open. "Look at you." He says softly as you pull your fingers away from your cunt, letting him have a complete view. "Need more, come over." He can feel himself getting hard again and he glances at the clock once again, 1:44. "Be there in twenty." "Make it fifteen." He was going to be so tired at work later.  

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[itsybitsybatsyspider]

Connor and Gavin Besties Dynamic would include

Connor trying to be the one above the call-outs and banter that Gavin throws at him in the workplace, for the sake of professionalism

but the second he's off the clock it is ON

Connor also being petty at work in retaliation

they have the dynamic of that one tiktok where this guy is cooking fried chicken in the bathroom as he's taking a shower so that his friend wouldn't steal it, and then his friend breaks in with a screwdriver and and still steals it.

Gavin would take a picture of Hank's living room and use it as his background during FaceTime calls

"Hey... hey Connor come here, i need to tell you something."

"I don't trust you."

"No seriously, I promise I'm not gonna do anything it's for the case."

"......Fine... what is it?"

*burps in his face*

"....... I swear to-"

Connor gets one of those ice cream quart padlocks and locks Gavin's ice cream at the precinct

Gavin just saws off the bottom of the container and eats it like that out of spite.

* Connor and Gavin at a bar*

Gavin: you better step down, son, taking this whole thing too far. Hold me back, Connor. I'm serious, hold me back, Connor! I'm seRIOUS HOLD ME BAC-......... why aren't you holding me back?

"Excuse me, Gavin but i have those reports for the Carey case right here for you on my desk."

"I ain't falling for my own joke, tin can."

"No, I am serious. And even if i was trying to pull the same joke, i am incapable of eructation."

"Oh... well okay the-"

T̶̝̳̍͛͜H̷̨̻͕̪̣͗Ę̵̬͔̬̹̄͜ ̵͙̫͇̰̺̗̈́̎̍̅̕F̷̧̼̟̪̱͕̑Į̶̟̖̠̮̈́́Ţ̵̲̯̤̪̄̄N̴̳̍Ẹ̷̅̈́̌̉̊̚͜S̸̨̰͔̿̄̀̿͝S̶̲̳̲̑̌̔ ̸̮̓̇G̵̪͖̥̖̯̈͌̐̿Ṝ̷A̴̧̢͂̊̏̾M̵̟̥̹̥̝̖͒ ̴̧̩̯̿̽͑P̶̮̪̿̌̈̽̋̀Á̸͇̭̈́C̸̩̠̀̇͛͠Ẹ̷̪̱͇̼͊R̶̥̦̫͑́̓̅͗̈́ ̶̩͍͍͓̞̔͌̋̎̓̈́T̸̛̬̟͐̀͛̈́̈Ę̴̜̟̜̹̿̿͗S̵̛̩̝̩͗͊͆̄͛ͅͅT̷͚͒ ̴̗͌ͅI̶͖͒̓́̏S̷̤̞̻̟̅̂̄̎ ̴̨̉̾̐̀͛͋Á̸̝̫̋͑͠ ̷̨̘̠̦͕̅M̶̜̬͍̼̗̬͗̏̊̈͝U̸̫̯̩̬͛͝Ĺ̵̜̼̜̦̀̇̆̕͘T̶͔͉͗̈́Ḯ̴͙S̴̯͙̣͓̫̀̈͜Ṯ̷͎̥͓̌͐̎͑Ą̴̳̖̓͆̀̄̀͜G̷̻̯͎͒̑̉̓E̴̗̭̒ ̷̡̺̮͚̞́̽̈́̈́̕A̴̠̝̿͒͂̕ͅĘ̴̠̮͌̐̒R̷̠̼̙̉̒O̸̼͍͗̈́͗̃̃B̵͍͈̪͖͎̔̓̅̇͘͘I̷̝͉̪̍̔C̸̖̘͙̆͗ ̴̣͉̝̳͖͋͜͝Ç̵̨̹͗A̵͉̺̟͇͠ͅP̷̪͕͔̱͙̬̓̄A̶̟͖̯̹͎̒̎C̵͔̮͍͗̂̌͊̿͝Ī̵̤́͊͆̀͊T̷̙͉͖̙͜͝ͅŸ̴̖͈͚̜͓̱́̾ ̷̘͆̂̄͗͝T̶̻̿Ę̷̢̬̔̒S̷͔͙̹̪̉͑̃͌̀Ṭ̵̓̏̅̉-"

Gavin: god I fucking hate that guy, he's such a prick

Coworker: why don't you just stop being friends with him then?

Gavin: FUCK NO! He's already agreed to be my Best Man

*Connor working silently and diligently*

*notices Gavin staring at him from across the bullpen*

"..... what?"

"You're ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it."

"LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Gavin punching in the teeth of xenophobes. Or at the very least cussing them out because no, Gavin, you already have enough write-ups and complaints as it is, you gotta stop it. Yes, i appreciate the intentions, but the means are getting you in trouble.

Old Cop Acquaintance: Last time we hung out you hated androids. You've gotten soft.

Gavin: No, i've gotten hard. Because he's my best friend, he's my pal. My homeboy, my rotten soldier; my sweet cheese, my good time boy

the newer cops in the precinct start spreading a rumor that Gavin and Connor are dating, and when Connor brings it up with Gavin to see if he wants to do anything to dispel the rumors he just says "If you don't have rumors going around that you and your best friend are dating, then you aren't real best friends."

that's basically how Connor realizes that he has a best friend for the first time.

Gavin: Connor, would you ever bail me out of jail?

Connor: Bold of you to assume I'm not in jail with you

Gavin: bro

Connor: Nines would be the one to bail us out of jail.

Gavin: aw fuck, no, come on! Nines would give us the Look of Disappointment

Connor: Better than the Dad of Disapproval

Gavin: fair point

Tactical Training Day is full of chaos because Gavin makes a bet that he'll do better and while Connor doesn't outright agree to it, you can tell he's playing along because he's putting more effort into the simulations than normal.

Gavin: Okay, run it by me one more time. What do you do if i get shot in the field?

Connor: well, I was programmed to immediately get you clear of the line of fire and then provide medical assistance until back-up or an ALS unit arrives.

Gavin: but?

Connor: ...but you've asked me to cry out "MMMMMM WHATCHA SAAYYY!" and then proceed with my protocols.

Gavin: exACTLY

[remnants]

batfam and phones:

dick- iphone user and annoying about it. literally the worst omg. speaker phone all the time good luck calling him to have a private conversation because it's gonna be all over town by the end of the day, possibly even the next city over depending on where he is. and he always wants to face time! you text him to ask a simple yes/no question and all you get back is 'ft me' like come onnnnnn bro 😩.

jason- based android user 🤪💖. does NOT vibe with how far phones have come since he died. no he does not wanna talk to the robot phone lady NO he is not giving the phone his fingerprint or letting it scan his face you are crazy you are weird what is wrong with you. he sucks so bad at facetime too he just doesn't get it. he also thinks airpods are stupid <3

tim- the kind of iphone user that should really get an android. refuses to put a case on his phone because he's a menace to society and his own wallet. it's actually so tragic because if anyone could get the most out of those fancy iphone camera features it would be tim but nooooooooo he dropped his phone from the top of the dinosaur in the batcave last week and now the only thing he can do on it is tell siri to call people 😒.

steph- iphone user but hot? idk. shes on her third pair of airpods this month but she would rather die than buy a wire headphone adapter. her phone is always goingoff because she's in every groupchat ever and she sets so many alarms but forgets why she set them in the first place. uses air drop for nefarious purposes (a rare win for jason nation on the phone front 🥳).

ex: (most embarrassing highlight reel of all time. if you didn't think she saw you you're wrong because she did 💖)

duke- iphone user because bruce bought him his phone. he didn't wanna be rude! if he wasn't so worried about hurting bruce's feelings he'd switch to android so fast. will leave you on read intentionally as well as unintentionally it's his fatal flaw 💔. he's just not a big texter! he thinks about how to respond and then forgets to actually type it out and send it. you'd have better luck in a group chat rather than messaging him directly. his ringtone is probably some naruto op lol.

cass- also subjected to iphone because bruce bought her phone but she doesn't really care because she prefers being face to face anyway. do not call her she hates talking on the phone and she will not answer. she'll watch the phone ring and then text you after to get her point across. uses airdrop for good (jason nation loses once again 😔).

ex:

bruce- iphone user but doesn't care about the whole debate. most of his kids have iphones so he has one to make getting in touch with them easier (sorry jason lol 🤭). sets his phone up on a stand so whenever you ft him he looks like he's in a zoom meeting. responses to texts are either entire essays or a simple 'k'. there is no in between.

damian- another bruce appointed iphone user who could not care less. also absolutely terrible at facetime. him and jason get it from talia 💖. tbh the only things he uses his phone for are, setting alarms, googling things for homework assignments and drawing references, and the cheese viking mobile game.

[telepartyextension]

What is Disney plus watch party?

  Disney Plus' Watch Party feature, also known as GroupWatch, is among its best features. It's a fantastic opportunity to gather with friends to watch all your favorite shows using the streaming service. Continue reading to learn everything there is to know about Disney Plus Watch Party.

Disney Plus Watch Party

Disney Plus Watch Party (also known as GroupWatch), which was introduced in 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic, enables you to watch a television or a movie with up to six other friends while doing so remotely. The aim is to eliminate the requirement that you all watch a show in the same room. 

To ensure that everyone is watching simultaneously, the feature synchronizes Disney Plus playback with the other group members. Each user has the ability to pause, rewind, or fast-forward the video for the entire party while doing this, ensuring that nobody is ever left behind. The GroupWatch has no "leader" at this time. Everyone has the same level of control over their watching experience.

Any Disney Plus app can use Disney Plus GroupWatch. Consequently, you can participate in a GroupWatch whether you are watching on the Disney Plus website, iOS or Android applications, your smart TV, or other devices. 

It's ideal for big families or huge groups of friends who wish to watch TV together despite being temporarily (or permanently) dispersed around the globe. When watching a major movie release or the launch of a television series, Disney advises that it works especially well. After all, watching movies with friends makes them much better, especially ones like Encanto.

Each participant must be invited to the session in order to use GroupWatch. They must have each have a Disney Plus account in order to sign up. On the same account, up to four separate profiles can stream simultaneously. Just remember that children's profiles cannot sign up. A profile for adults is required. Emojis can be clicked or tapped to express in-the-moment emotions once everyone has signed in together. 

A few examples of emojis are Like, Funny, Sad, Angry, Scared, and Surprised. There isn't a voice chat feature, but customers feel that pairing it with services like FaceTime, Skype, or anything similar gives them a better experience because they can discuss the program or movie they are viewing.

How to use Disney Plus Watch Party

The group Watch Party function on Disney Plus is really simple to set up. That contributes to its allure. Disney Plus GroupWatch can be used by everyone in the group as long as they are all familiar with Disney Plus. Users can easily join forces to view the newest film or television program once it has begun. Use it as follows. Just keep in mind that to participate in a GroupWatch session, every group member must already have a Disney Plus subscription.

The individual initiating GroupWatch should visit the Disney Plus website or Disney Plus app once everyone has signed up for Disney Plus. Disney Plus is now largely compatible with GroupWatch, so continue utilizing the streaming service the way you always have. Find the movie you want to view as a group from there. It's okay if you need to debate beforehand about what you want to watch as a group on a third-party messaging app provider. 

Once you've decided on a movie or TV show, select the icon that resembles a huddle of people. In most cases, it's right next to the + sign for adding anything to your Watch List.

The GroupWatch settings appear after clicking. You can decide which episode of a season to watch together if you're watching a TV show. Select one, then click the "+" sign next to the content. You will then receive a URL that you can share with others as an invitation. If you're using a web browser, click Copy Link. If you're using the Disney Plus app, click Invite.

 You can share the link however you get there, whether through email, SMS, third-party messaging services, or anything else you can think of. To connect with people, you can send the link via a Twitter direct message or similar methods.

Your GroupWatch grows as more people connect through the link. A GroupWatch can contain most of the seven devices. As each invitee joins the stream, their profile photo becomes visible. Click Start Stream to watch the episode or movie once everyone has joined. As if you were regularly watching something on Disney Plus, options for pausing, fast-forwarding, or rewinding are quite obvious.

Additionally, you can "react" using the various emojis so that everyone in the party can see your reaction to a certain scene. The only control distinction is that your actions have an impact on the entire GroupWatch party. If you choose, there is also the option to leave GroupWatch.

If you want to view any additional movies after the first one has finished streaming, you must start a new GroupWatch. However, if they are watching a TV show with several episodes, viewers can always click or touch Play Next Episode to move to the subsequent episode. This system is perfect if you and a group of friends want to stay up binge-watching a great show all night.

[haikyuuphilia]

I have another question - which of the hq boys would use android phones 🥺

ahh this is a good question!!! these are mostly jokes and no i do not take criticism

haikyuu boys with android phones

→ IWAIZUMI uses an android purely to spite oikawa, who insists that iphones are better. 

→ KUROO just radiates android energy. i can’t explain it. all the guys i’ve crushed on have had androids

→ DAICHI thought that apple phones had to be used with macbooks and ipads, which he didn’t have, so he just went with android. doesn’t realize that facetime is an ios app and still uses that term when talking about video calls.

→ TANAKA uses a android but only because saeko had a samsung, so he just went with what she had. has no idea what people mean when they green texts and blue texts.

→ KAGEYAMA has an android not because he cares about the apple-android debate but because it was cheaper but still worked for phone calls and messages and alarms, which is all he really uses his phone for.

→ LEV had an iphone but switched to android because most people at nekoma (read: kuroo) use android. doesn’t know how to change his settings and kind of misses his iphone. 

→ USHIJIMA wanted a bigger phone, and androids had more variety and sizes back when he bought it, so he went with that. also didn’t like the idea of having to upgrade his phone all the time.

→ TENDOU uses a blackberry or nokia.

→ OSAMU wants an android because atsumu keeps on hogging his apple charger and then breaking it, but his parents think it’s easier to buy two iphones and pay them on one phone plan, so he’s stuck with an iphone.

[leeminholinoing]

Freddie’s 5th birthday

the more you scroll the more ridiculous it gets

I just wanted to put everything in one post, if you don’t see the point of doing this (there’s barely any) just scroll and passe ton chemin as we would say in French.

We started the day with the twins both posting the same picture of Freddie. I don’t know if it was an unseen or not but they changed things up a bit compared to the same two pictures they normally search on google 5 seconds before posting. I won’t post it because it’s not relevant. Then Phoebe posted this picture.

Remember how we said that they keep saying they FaceTime him but they don’t have pics of it? well once again following fandom chatter. A few things about this: - Why taking a picture of the FaceTime? why not taking a screenshot or a pic straight from the screen (it’s possible on FaceTime)?  - My thought immediately: so they weren’t the one on FaceTime with Freddie? - If they were why would they hide their faces? they are all over social media why wanting to hide? so once again wondering: that means the person behind the hearts is not one of them - you can say well maybe louis sent it and he was the one on FaceTime?!? well I believe louis has said he’s on android. Even though I believe he also has an iphone, antis keep saying when his tweets come from android you know it’s louis (or whatever I did not follow that discussion). Finally why hide louis? we know his face, the quality is bad so it wouldn’t breach any privacy and why hiding the famous parent and not the child who’s already overexposed online? - “light in our lives” even though we have only seen you twice and both times during the first year of your life.

then lottie posted this pic

It does look photoshop or at least I don’t understand why freddie is so blurry compared to louis’ clothes and hand. Not really much to say about this bc lottie had her tanologist stuff to promote. transparent as always.

Then came the juicy part:

Briana posted this picture:

telling us this ultrasound was made on 3rd august at a fertility clinic. Few things about this:  - the fertility clinic does ultrasound but only for the patient they treated so surrogate, people with fertility problems, etc... basically not a woman who got pregnant through a one night stand. - the date of 3rd august is just one day before the GMA buzzing moment. So the confirmation of babygate came exactly one day after tgey got confirmation the pregnancy was going well???? that’s not suspicious at all... - with most of these machine, the name of the patient is written in capital letters. So once again the jungwirth played with photoshop? paint? or?

This is evidence we needed to prove the theory Brett and Tammi used a surrogate to have Freddie.

- she changed her gown again? - the baby doesn’t have the tube stuff in his nose anymore? - in the pic with louis it looks like she doesn’t have a manicure? - I’m sure it’s the “real” freddie in the first pic because of his skull (who he later needed a helmet for)

and then came the party

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So he got a guitar that is not fit for his age and size. We got to hear him say “daddy has one like that” or something. We have Ruth looking at Brett and the knowledge Brett can play guitar. Then his Uncle teach him to play. another first louis won’t have with freddie... 

This hilarious fun fact: - Dean is supposed to be freddie’s step-grand-uncle - Don’t know about you but I never received anything from my great-uncle so a step-great-uncle? why does he care about a child that is not related to him at all?

Louis was nowhere to be seen at this party: x (I won’t waste time on covid rules)

people tagged Tammi (even austin sometimes) and not briana on their stories. driving the point home that T is the mum and not B.

example of a name in capital letters on an ultrasound

I have the video saved if needed but I didn’t know how to put them in the post x