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#I ACCUSE YOU OF MULTIVERSAL CONSPIRACY
princess-viola · 2 years
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There's this guy who got permabanned from this online game/web forum I play called NationStates almost 11 years ago and I genuinely feel bad for the guy.
To try and explain what happened with this guy and why I feel bad for him, here's four simple things you need to know about NationStates:
You are allowed to have multiple accounts on this game
One punishment that can be meted out for rulebreaking is DEAT, which means that the nation that you broke the rule with is deleted (it may or may not accompany a temporary ban)
The ultimate punishment is DOS (delete-on-sight), which is a permaban. You try and sneak back on after you've been made DOS? You don't even get a warning, if the mods find out that it's you - your account is deleted. Find somewhere else to play.
The mods generally don't police roleplay or roleplay quality (so long as it's not rulebreaking or deliberately spammy low-quality RP)
The guy I'm talking about (I'm not going to say his nation name[s] because it's crazy easy to actually find some of his online profiles with his real name by searching his NS name) first joined NS in 2004, so several years before I joined (I joined in September 2008, for the record) and became known for the poor quality of his roleplaying. Now, poor quality RPing isn't anything unusual on NS but this guy completely refused to improve or learn and would constantly get into arguments with other players.
This eventually lead to the mods making a very unique decision regarding this player, especially after his original account was DEATed in 2007.
You see, it's pretty common for players who have their nation DEATed to just make a new account and treat it as the same as their previous nation. Which is fair enough, why start over with your lore and stuff that you've been working on.
But with this guy, on account of all the rulebreaking, flaming, and arguments that would happen with his RPs, the mods made the decision: his original nation did not exist. It was a straight up mod-ordered retcon. He could not mention his original nation, RP as his original nation, or do anything with it. It did not, does not, and will not exist in the NationStates multiverse. (This was also done to try and give him a fair shot at starting over as, by this point, he was known as one of the worst RPers on the site - but if you prohibit him from mentioning or doing anything with his infamous original nations, accusations of him being that original account are just speculation and not 'Yeah he's admitted to being him.'
Anyways, after a few more years of his continued poor RPing, trolling, and other rulebreaking (including apparently him once threatening a lawsuit against the site), in early 2012 the mods finally had enough of him and made him DOS and permabanned him from the site.
Now, why would I feel bad for someone like this? I'll tell you why: because this dude is completely and utterly convinced that the reason for his banning wasn't because of his 8 years of poor RPing, rulebreaking, and just being a general nuisance.
No, he thinks that the mods banned him because he's autistic and that they run a cyberbullying clique dedicated both to harassing him into silence whenever he tries to inform people of the 'truth' about NationStates and to banning any and all players with autism and mental disabilities from the site.
If you think I'm joking, I'm genuinely not. I'm obviously not going to link to any of this shit, but I once found his DeviantArt page and he had stuff on it like saying if you buy the book Jennifer Government (the book NationStates is meant to promote) then you're supporting Nazism, terrorism, and cyberbullying, posted a screenshot of a post on the NS forums which he said was 'proof' of the cyberbullying conspiracy against him (it was literally a post by a moderator after he had snuck back on the site and spammed the boards just saying this was a 'former user with mental health issues' or something like that), etc. He's even made online petitions to try and shut down the site for being a den of cyberbullies and he and his family once found the personal Facebook page of one of the NS mods and started harassing them.
Hell, I've interacted with this guy once before. To be clear here: I did not initiate the contact or harass him or anything like that. But he made a post on the unofficial NationStates subreddit a couple years ago (I believe it was October 2021, don't quote me on that) that was basically him talking about how people should stop using the site because it's full of cyberbullies who have been harassing him for years and I just made a simple reply explaining who this guy was, why he was actually banned, and how he's been at this for then-nearly 10 years. The worst I said was 'You're still at this shit?'
Naturally, he just accused me (and another user who also is familiar with him) of being part of the NS cyberbullying clique and asked how many rubles they were paying me in Google Translated Russian.
But really, regardless of everything else, I genuinely do feel bad for him. This guy is in his mid-30s and continues to think that he was banned from NationStates for being autistic and that the NS mods try and harass him in order to silence him. When in reality - almost no one cares about him. Long-time moderators and players around from when he was active will obviously remember him and know of him, but everyone else? He is at best just used as an example when people talk about 'infamous NSers' (and he's far from unique in that regard). That's it.
In a way, perhaps that's best. I can imagine an alternate universe where there actually was a cyberbullying and trolling campaign against him that led to him becoming an 'lolcow', but that didn't happen. And I'd rather someone just imagine that they've been harassed and cyberbullied for years rather than them having actually been harassed and cyberbullied for years (of course, them not imagining this at all would be the best option, but of the two I mean)
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When patching yourself up after fights, have you noticed that the cuts on your face always highlight your cheekbones?? Is it because they're so prominent or is it a multiversal conspiracy to make you look even sexier...?
It's because they're prominent. Anything that hits my face laterally hits my cheeks first. Wait, sexier?
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mianmimi · 2 years
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"616 thinking he lost the multiversal lottery after meeting his 838 counterpart only to realize he has so much more agency, independence, and drive due to his experiences." That's interesting! I did get an inexperienced vibe from 838 Mordo, coupled with the younger vibe due to the glow up/Chiwetel having a blast on set, 838 Mordo almost comes across as a pampered child that was left alone in an unfamiliar and uncaring world. His family's gone, his husband is gone, his protectors died 😢
I really think 838 is doing his best. Like he’s clearly clever and thoughtful, and he can get people to lower their guard around him. But I also think he still has a lot to learn. Like controlling his anger when someone goes on a rant accusing him of corruption and conspiracy to dethrone Supreme Strange. He can seduce that much is sure, at least from my stand point hehehehe 😉 But it also seems like he’s still following the lead of 838 Stephen 🥺 Especially when he says “I’m only doing what you would have done,” after knocking out 616 with that tea. It’s just interesting cause he’s also clearly powerful, being the Sorcerer Supreme and all, but he was bested by Stephen 😑 He didn’t seem to have as much experience as 616 does when it comes to fighting. Makes me wonder if his Stephen did most of the fighting in their world so Mordo didn’t have to 😭
Also I think Mordo’s still trying to process the big shoes he has to fill. Following up after 838 Stephen is a huge task. I really wonder how that was like for him. Full blown shipping glasses on, that’s a ton of grief to bear while having the proverbial weight of the world on your shoulders.
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bereft-of-frogs · 3 years
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loki series discourse thoughts dump: (I’ve been hanging onto them)
- honestly, I’m not touching the selfcest=problematic discourse because I think you can guess my feelings (who cares, it’s hot tho right? hahaha also not the worst thing I’ve ever shipped so) and also I vehemently agree with the twitter thread that’s like ‘....y’all know this is not a scenario you will ever have to face in real life, right?’ like, this is the ultimate fantastical ship, it’s been around for years before this, I do not care that people are upset about it
- I think one of the problems, for me, with the ‘is it objectively good or bad’ discourse is that the negative takes are so negative sometimes that it genuinely makes me question my perception of reality and my ability to critically view television. like, I’m talking about the ‘the effects are the worst and amateurish and it sucks’ sort of hyperbole. (I thought for the most part the effects were quite good, which is why the couple times they were bad really stuck out to me). or ‘they had no chemistry!’ (I actually thought the chemistry was great, particularly in their first episode together, I was really surprised by how quickly I was like ‘oh but I like this dynamic). things like that where they’re either of a subjective nature or they are problems, points if I were inclined to write a larger critique I may have mentioned as well...but they’re perhaps not as big a problem as some people are making them out to be, which is what’s throwing me off.
- this also I think, comes from ‘contextual reviewing’ or in this case the lack thereof. like when I talk about it being good, I’m not saying it’s prestige television. but I’m placing it against its direct competitors - the disney+ series: The Mandalorian, Wandavision, Falcon & Winter Soldier most directly, but also its similar genre shows. for me, the series was right up there with The Mandalorian and a bit better overall than Wandavision, but was it Dark? Was it Altered Carbon? No, but if I want those things....I’m not going to the MCU for that. I was entertained, which is about as deep as I expect out of it. And yeah, the ground is soft and I’m ready to dig for those buried themes, but I’m also not super bothered because I think Loki fit really well into the MCU
(*and if you think this is just me bootlicking disney or whatever, accepting mediocrity from the mouse, I think this problem of contextual reviewing is something that exists even not talking about the mouse. like, I have different standards for a show if I know it originally premiered on SyFy or the CW, versus HBO or AMC, versus Netflix or Amazon, and I have a whole longer post to be made about why some shows are struggling in the age of prestige tv, because we’re flattening the context and holding shows that would have been perfectly well-received on SyFy to HBO standards and I do think it’s sometimes unfortunate and perfectly fun shows get raked over the coals because they’re not performing to prestige TV’s standards)
- I’m starting to see a potential evolution of my predicted conspiracy. still not as intense as tjlc just the rumblings but I gotta say. Cut it out. it is inappropriate to speculate on the personal relationships of actors. It is doubly inappropriate to with no evidence make vague accusations of an intensely personal nature. leaving this one vague. but just...speculating on accusations of a personal nature because you are disappointed in a tv show is inappropriate. stop it.
- that being said I’m also operating on the assumption that the ‘let’s get a protest mob to tom hiddleston’s house’ anon is trolling but still. stop it. seriously. it’s inappropriate. the show was perfectly fine. it may have disappointed you and you have absolutely every right to be disappointed but you do not have the right to attack people who were doing a job, even if you didn’t like the end result. they pitched a show. their pitch was accepted. they made the show. that’s it.
- speaking of, an interesting observation I’ve had throughout the show’s run is how the fandom seems to feel we’re at war with the creators. a lot of putting them down like ‘[theory] but they wouldn’t be smart enough for that’ or bitching about ‘Michael Waldron’s OCs’. Michael Waldron’s job is to write OCs. he has to make characters for Loki to play off of and to further the plot. There is no reason to assume that fanfiction writers are better or smarter or care more than original content creators. in general, canon content creators are held to different parameters than fic writers. honestly, even calling them OCs feels weird to me because creating new characters and worlds is the literal job of the canon creators? but I guess it also makes sense in a way because they are creating new characters in a world already establish but...I don’t know. it’s different somehow. further articulation on this point required.
I think that’s it for me - I probably have some more episode-specific points to contend, but I think that’s it for my general discourse opinions, just to know where I’m standing at this point. I was really entertained, I hadn’t looked forward to a weekly airing of a show this much since the second season of The Mandalorian finished up. As I said last night, looking forward to the multiverse fallout and season 2 and the other films in the lineup!
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spider-yang · 3 years
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/36938860/chapters/92158918
“While attempting to make a team to take down The Lizard's multiversal campaign, Peter and a now reformed Harry must team up to take down a serial killer determined to bring the convicts to their version of justice.“
Current Word Count: 841
Characters: TASM!Peter, TASM!Harry, Eddie Brock.
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“There was an idea, to bring together a group of…” Peter shook his head, uttering a soft “tch”. The land around them was barren, only with rocks and cacti.
“I don’t know, I feel it’s a half-decent idea if only rushed.” The truck slowly shuffled around, neither Peter nor Harry caring about the half-eaten burger falling on the ground.
“Look, these are the only people who we can pick up, and I mean, look at them.” Harry cracked open the file, the dark and slightly macabre faces of the mugshots staring back at him.
Michael M Morbius: charged with four counts of first degree murder, 10 of second degree, and 38 of evading house arrest.
Sergei Kravenoff: 250 counts of poaching, three counts of second degree murder.
Adrian Toomes: four counts of traffiking weapons, three counts of entering government airspace, two counts of attempted murder, and one count of terrorism.
Well, except for one. The black blob of San Fran .
“My father did hire ex-convicts occasionally.” Silence spread for a minute before Peter spoke back.
“Non-violent offenders. Those are the ones he hired, and they pretty much had to have a Ph.D. if they wanted to get anywhere outside of syringe cleaning.”
“Fair.” The boys aimed their eyes up, spotting their target in the diner, complete with the hoodie he seemingly always seemed to be in.
… :)
“I’m sorry, I’m not joining your stupid little LARPing group.” Eddie looked up from the table, staring into the eyes of the duo. Harry let out a sigh he didn’t know he was holding, walking off. Peter growled, slamming his fist down.
“Listen, this may not be my jurisdiction, but I don’t think anyone would care if I webbed you up on this sign,” Peter made a hand motion towards the giant donut displayed out front. “And allowed the government to arrest you. Oh and your little ink buddy uh thing.” Eddie’s eyes widened, pushing himself away from the booth.
“How’d you know?” Peter gave off a small smirk, sipping on his coffee.
“Well, you’re a journalist, are you not? Check the news.” Peter tossed his phone over, leaving Eddie to catch it. He scrolled and scrolled and scrolled, leaving his lips quivering.
“Oh, man.” His eyes widened even more, turning around and socking Harry directly on the nose.
“Ohhh fuck.” Harry cursed, blood slowly spilling out from his nose. Eddie kneeled down, grabbing Harry’s hand and bringing him back up.
“What the fu…ow…”
“BOYS!” The trio turned their heads towards the waitress, who had her hands on her hips. “Would you mind telling me what happened here?” A moment of silence spread before a chorus of carnage began.
“He fuckin accused me of-”
“-socked me in the nose for no reason-”
“I mean c’mon man, you got an opportunity to save the world-”
“You are not saving jack shit-”
“And blood starting coming out and-”
“ALRIGHT I GET IT!” The waitress walked back, before coming out with a coffee cup. “Aedie, you already paid for this thing, get-. Actually, no all of you get out.” The waitress pointed towards the door, as the boys sighed.
“Look, lady. These conspiracy theorists came in, talking about how one of them is Spider-Man. And then-”
“You have no idea how to be a hero do yo-”
… :)
The door slammed shut, leaving the trio outside.
“Y’know, at least you guys say my name right, so,” Eddie put his hands up, taking a quick sip from his coffee cup. “What do you actually want with me?”
Peter sighed, waving his hands to illustrate his story. “Well, I’m sure you heard of the Curt Connors story, yeah?” Eddie gave a silent nod, not noticing his face slowly turning gray.
“So he…uh…escaped and is now kinda trying to invent…” Eddie wrapped his hands around his neck, coughing and falling to his knees.
“Dude, you ok?”
Harry nervously laughed, running up behind Eddie and slapping his back. “I’m pretty sure he’s not ok, Peter!” Blood and saliva began oozing from Eddie’s mouth. He tumbled to the ground, Peter scooping his body up.
“Guess all Spider-Men must be murderers, eh?” Eddie gave out a raspy breath before his eyes rolled to the back of his head.
“...Eddie?”
“Ohhhhh fuck.” Harry started laughing, clutching his head. “We are so goddamn screwed.”
“We can save him we can save him wecansavehim.” Peter sighed, before letting go. Sirens nearby indicated what the boys had already suspected. Peter turned his head, tears slowly streaming down his face.
“I can’t get framed, not like this. Not like Peter 1.” Peter stared up at the big donut, releasing a breath.
“Peter…”
“I’m sorry, I got a plan, I’ll come back.” He thwipped up to the sign, seeing Harry staring back at him. “I… I can’t have that happen to my Aunt May.”
“Your…? Peter what are you-” The sirens got closer, even being able to be visible from Peter’s point.
“I’ll be baaaaackkkk!” Peter swung off as the cars surrounded Harry, and took him in.
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Hey Lightning, I was wondering if I could get your thoughts on something. One take that seems to keep returning every once in a while is the "Allura fell for Lotor only after he revealed his Altean heritage," but I know u and others have disproven this many times, which does reassure me. While I love Allura, I definitely think one of her weaknesses was her devotion to Altea and singing Alfor's praises, which sometimes became too much. At the same time, it bothers me when I see some ppl (1/?)
Continuing anon message: “ say that she thought Alteans were superior to all other races, and that when the colony plot twist happened, she became repulsed by Lotor's Galra side, which is why she rejected him. For them, that's why she forced violent memories onto an uncorrupted Zarkon, but somehow "saw the good/redeemed" Honerva, the Altean. I can kind of understand where they're coming from, but for me, it just didn't make sense that Allura suddenly had a change of heart considering for most of s8, she was angry and dead set on going after Honerva. Even with that, I think to a lot of her fans, s8 made Allura so ooc that she became unrecognizable, which hurt to watch. I guess for me it's hard seeing antis and people who don't like her claim that that's just how she is and has always been. Haha sorry for rambling, but I'd love to hear your thoughts on this, since your arguments ease my mind on a lot of things when it comes to Allura :)”
Hi, anon. Wow, thanks for your extended note! I don’t know anywhere in canon that Allura champions Alteans as a superior race. The definition of racial supremacy is a belief that inherent genetic differences between races determine cultural or individual achievement, with social/governmental policies championing intolerance of other races. To get Allura to fit into such a label:
1.      A viewer has to ignore or undermine all the evidence available about who the main-universe Alteans really were before main-universe Zarkon’s massacre of them.
2.      A viewer has to ignore or undermine how Allura actually responds to a variety of different races in the show, including her own.  
So let’s start with issue one. To support an “Allura was a racial supremacist” opinion, a lot of antis (and even non-militant, average viewers) are favorable to the opinion that Alteans as a group, including Alfor, were actually evil and violent colonizer elitists before Galrans killed them off. In other words, they question Altean victimhood, and this allows the militant antis to poison and undermine scenes of a woman mourning her home and her beloved family. And it just gets to be a really unsettling conversation, to listen to someone actually try to justify genocide. They’ll also have suspicions that all of our foundational backstory in the s3 finale was just “cleansed” propaganda from Coran. So if antis can undermine Allura’s entire race and family as corrupt, then they can intentionally undermine any of her canonical statements about or efforts toward peace. Which is hilarious, because this racist tactic applied to Allura is actually what a lot of antis accuse Allura of doing with Lotor.
For the record, I don’t think the show production team actually intended the subliminal messaging/cognitive dissonance that I’m about to discuss. The people who designed and developed this show are fans of robot kitties and aren’t PhDs in social issues. But I think there is a very serious issue about the portrayal of genocide victims that feeds into some very real problems in our world, especially regarding the concept of racial supremacy and conspiracy theories about genocide victims.
VLD tried to play with both genocide politics for edge™ points while ALSO playing with shatterglass theory (shatterglass meaning an AU where the heroes are villains and villains are heroes). Combining these two concepts into the same universe creates some incredibly disturbing subliminal messaging about Alteans that very closely mimics ongoing neo-Nazi propaganda against Jews. Nazis and other anti-Semitists justify their hatred of Jews by equating them as terrible villains out for world domination via some underhanded shadow control of the mass populace. It’s an incredibly malicious form of propaganda, because it works so terribly well. And what do you know, VLD plays right into this kind of propaganda. In the season 3 episode, Hole in the Sky, we’re faced with team Voltron confronting an Altean Empire that was actually evil and out for multiverse domination. And oh by the way, they’re using malicious shadow tech to control a mass populace.
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It’s like someone on the production team read the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and then just copied/pasted that incredibly damaging and widely accepted conspiracy theory right onto Alteans for s3 funsies because edge content.
This is incredibly punishing, for the narrative to wave the carrot stick in front of genocide survivors that maybe some others survived—and then to suggest that Alteans were the evil ones all along. A shatterglass twist worked very well in Captain Marvel (2019) for a lot of reasons, for example, but it just doesn’t work well in the VLD universe given that the show explicitly portrays the genocide victims as evil and validates this concept. And this episode unfortunately feeds ongoing cognitive dissonance in antis that if AU Alteans could be so evil…how certain are you that they aren’t in the main universe too? On the reverse side, the main-universe goes out of its way to portray that not all Galrans are evil, and even that Galrans were the primary resistance (BOM). But in this singular episode, we see a united Altean empire. And the only Altean who moves to stand against it once the shine wears off…is Allura. There is no AU Altean actually shown in the Guns of Gamara. So Allura stands alone as an Altean against her own people.
For this reason, this episode doesn’t function very well as a shatterglass AU either, because the moral “flip” isn’t a mirror balance to main universe. The Alteans of the AU world appear as fully united in their evil plans. And then, no doubt, anti-alluras point out other quirky things about main-universe Alteans throughout the show—the violent language-learning system that scares Pidge, and the ancient Altean terraforming technology that Haggar activates, and the fact that Oriande is a hidden place that keeps out the less magical with a violent guardian. These details, when removed from main-universe world building, create a cognitive dissonance about whether main-universe Allura and Alteans were actually genuine in how they depicted respectful “peace and diplomacy.” So anti alluras who believe Allura was a racial supremacist really rely on this s3 episode and these details to uphold their conspiracy theory.
So let’s focus on Allura in this episode, because it says a lot about who she ultimately is as a person, and people have forgotten how she actually responded in this episode. Allura is unquestionably hopeful at the thought that her and Coran might not be the last Alteans alive. Pretty understandable. If I were the last human, I’d be darn excited to find out there’s more of me left, lol. So her experience as a genocide victim initially blinds her to the evilness of these Alteans. You can even see the ache on her face, of how badly she wants to believe their narrative of peace.
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So Allura is initially star-struck that she and Coran are not the last Alteans, yes, and that somehow they’ve achieved a “peace.” She is also not afraid to admit that they would be valuable allies in the war:
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And she’s not wrong there, considering that they have what appears to be extensive military resources and a robot force of their own. But she makes a critical mistake in assuming that “these are my people” means that they share main-universe cultural sentiments. The instant Allura hears Slav (so not someone of her own race) call these Alteans out as actually evil colonizers turning people into slaves, she begins to question the narrative she’s received.
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In this instance, she actually affords the Alteans the same courtesy she afforded Lotor—the opportunity to deny the accusations.
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But in the AU Altean’s case, they try to turn blame back on other parties. Allura listens to Keith when he grows increasingly fearful of what the Alteans might do to the others, and she tries to plead for actual peace:
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And actually, this is a pretty interesting moment for Allura. She tries to salvage an alliance…until she realizes that their differences are irreconcilable, and that their definition of peace is inherently different from her own. This probably sets the stage for why Allura was so triggered by Lotor talking about peace while also killing people—because she’s seen people misappropriate that term before. And also probably informs why she trusts the information of both Keith and Krolia (both of whom have Galran blood, btw).
Ultimately, Allura turns against her own people. Violently:
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When they get angry about her wanting actual peace, Allura draws a weapon against them and rejects them from her people. This mimics how she spends several seasons fighting an Altean Haggar/Honerva for her crimes, and how she turns against Lotor too.
So case in point here, Allura loves her people, obviously—but she also is holding them to moral standards regarding their behavior, which is something that a genuine racist doesn’t do. As a matter of fact, Lotor is the only person of Altean blood that Allura genuinely bonds with ever again in the series. She’s distant with Romelle, she’s distant with the s8 Alteans… In s8, Allura even says this about Luca, which refers back to her own mistakes she made with initially being star-struck by the s3 AU Alteans who came in “peace”:
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Allura herself had been manipulated in s3, wanting so desperately to not be the last Altean alive that it initially blinded her to how Commander Hira was manipulating her. The plight of the s8 Alteans who are deceived by Honerva is inherently frustrating to her, because she can see herself in them.
Absolutely none of this correlates with Allura seeing or perpetuating Alteans as a superior race. At every turn, her own people continue to disappoint her, and she increasingly and progressively separates herself from them in hopelessness, because they’re so brainwashed that they can’t see they’re just cannon fodder for someone else’s military agendas. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for a superior race, lol.
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So let’s think about anti accusations here. Allura is a racial supremacist…but she’s arguing against her people who believe unquestionably in Honerva, another full Altean like herself? Nothing about that accusation makes sense with her actions.
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The fact is, consistently from season 3 and onward, Allura is faced with her own people morally disappointing her.
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The good news for the s8 Alteans like Tavo is that Allura is able to remove the dark entity Honerva is using to control him. Which allows other Alteans to “wake up” from being manipulated and try to make amends.
Regardless, Allura makes a very clear line that simply being Altean doesn’t make someone “right.” She sees herself fully at odds with her own people who are drawn in by Honerva’s lies. And she experienced well back in s2 (revealing Haggar as Honerva) and s3 (evil AU Alteans) that any given race, including her own, can house people who do bad things.
The fact is, she’s consistently and willingly drawn weapons against even her own people when they didn’t meet her moral expectations. So her response to Lotor isn’t particularly out of line there. She’s repulsed by a moral flaw.
And actually, Lotor himself wouldn’t have known this, but he very oddly echoed the AU Alteans by getting angry that Allura was angry over the means through which he was trying to get peace:
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So Lotor actually reverts to the same logic of the AU Alteans—peace at any cost, just look at the results—
And keep in mind that the AU Alteans also manipulated Allura’s excitement about them, to get her to make the transreality comet usable so they could go into other realities. So Allura has felt betrayed and used before, by her own people.
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So when she says this:
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Yes, it’s a reference back to how Zarkon manipulated his friends in order to get access to the quintessence field, at the explicit cost of potentially killing his own people. But it’s not without understanding that yes, Alteans can be just as manipulative and betraying as Zarkon. Because she’s experienced it, again and again.  
As a matter of fact, six out of the eight seasons of Voltron: Legendary Defender feature villainous Alteans/Alteans on the wrong side of the war, and we continuously see Allura punished again and again for wishing that Alteans still lived.
No wonder she wanted to die.
This is something that I find uncomfortable about the narrative of the show. Previous iterations of Voltron did in fact have a “blood on everyone’s hands” perspective, such as within the ages 16+ Dynamic Comics. However, Arusians/Alteans in those old Voltron narratives were not victims of genocide. VLD turns Alteans into victims of the worst racial crime possible and then also consistently portrays them as inherently antagonistic to genuine peace efforts in some way, instead of focusing on the evil of the oppressors.
And this is such a double whammy for Lotor’s characters as well, given that he was abused by his parents and threatened with slavery via his Galran culture, and that he was half-Altean too trying to connect to his lost culture.
As a matter of fact, the larger show’s narrative interest in “victims as antagonists” makes it such that when we see victims try to enact actual justice, it feels almost jarring. Let’s look at that s8 Zarkon moment you brought up as an example, where Allura destroys his innocent perspective by showing him his evil deeds.
The s8 Zarkon is a weird topic because 1) This Zarkon actually doesn’t exist outside of Honerva’s mind, so how he has any kind of actual free-will is beyond me, unless someone wants to argue that Honerva actually cursed his true soul just as she cursed the other paladins. It’s hilarious too, because Honerva-mind-Zarkon also calls Honerva a psychopath, so I guess now Honerva is psychoanalyzing herself using her dead husband as the vehicle, while also discreetly helping the paladins to stop herself—
ANYWAY, using this Zarkon as a “proof” of Allura’s “racism” is also cherry picking in the weirdest of ways. Is she angry about his horrific and incalculable crimes, including even how he betrayed the OG paladins and ruined his own planet? Absolutely. Does she want him to be aware of his crimes instead of having to pretend like nothing’s wrong? Yes.
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But notice here, this Zarkon actually shows remorse. He is actually crying over those memories and recognizing that he had done something wrong. And Allura can work with that. In fact, out of everyone standing around and doing nothing, it’s Allura who gives him a second chance and offers an alliance with Zarkon in order to stop a crazy Altean: 
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Keep in mind too, Honerva didn’t have memory loss at the end of s8. She knew exactly what she’d done and had given up and had to actually be convinced to do anything halfway constructive. That’s a very different circumstance than mind-Zarkon had, who jumped at the chance to do something to fix what all had happened, and gets even morally righteous about it, calling his own wife a psychopath, lol.
So generally, antis who believe Allura was a racial supremacist haven’t watched the show holistically. We see her hold the same standards to her own people as she expects out of others. This show would look incredibly different if Allura were a true racial supremacist.
Ah, you ask. Okay, so we’ve refuted the big pieces of “evidence” used to incriminate Allura. But what about all of those weird details about ancient Altean history? The violent language-learning program that scared Pidge? The violent terraforming tech that almost kills Voltron? The concept that Alfor tried to play “police” over the Galra and actually blew up their planet? The Alteans’ ongoing discussions of “peace and diplomacy” and spreading it throughout the universe while they happen to sit on a massive load of ancient power?
The s3 finale and other facts throughout the series very heavily smash the claim that our canon, in-universe Alteans were evil colonizers like the AU Alteans. The biggest piece of evidence to the contrary is that the Altea we know was one (1) planet. You counted right. One planet. Not an empire, but a singular planet. The s3 finale corroborates this, showing Altea as being largely isolationist from a military perspective while Daibazaal and Nalquod warred "for generations," right in front of their salad.
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So some viewers would have you believe that Alteans were these big bad, intergalactic police state colonizers. But for all of its great power and knowledge, the singular planet of Altea didn't even canonically interfere in the wars of its own galaxy for actual millennia? And looking at the screenshots upon the stabilization of the alliance, Alfor is revealed to not have had experience with a neighboring culture. His face while exploring Gyrgan’s homeworld is an indication that it’s all rather new for him too. So again, we have evidence showing that Alteans were not colonizing or even functioning as a police state.
Note here that in the s3 flashbacks, the show confirms that it actually wasn’t just Alfor who suggested an alliance. All five leaders had common interests in protecting their galaxy from even worse threats, so all five came together at the same time. This is actually the first piece of evidence we have of Altea entering into some kind of intergalactic military agreement to stave off said worse threats.
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And all of this is on top of a history where in s6, the Galran Archivist confirms that the Galran Empire had existed before Zarkon for 3,000 years, with times of “expansion.” It’s very easy to see that Blaytz’s people were actively fighting off Galran occupation of their homeworld within this past.
And that’s actually what I think makes Alfor and the OG paladins some pretty interesting characters. Here, we had colonizing Galran empire setting down its sword and accepting the value and space of its neighbors. Here, we had master alchemist Alfor giving up military power within their group by acknowledging Zarkon as the superior strategist. Here, we had Blaytz who had previously been battling Galran occupation…fully accepting the Galra?   
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So the OG Paladin backstory represents a pretty incredible alliance that removed a lot of intergalactic toxicity and helped heal broken bonds. But it required all five leaders to agree to that. Alfor did not throw his weight or power around within this. There were several checks and balances here.
But this backstory also helps to explain some of the quirky details about Alteans. Their planet existed within an active war zone, and it’s very likely that they’d had to fight off Galran occupation just as Blaytz’s people did. So the violent robot trainers and fear-based language learning systems start to make sense. Alteans weren’t just simpering people playing harps all day and eating grapes. They were actively prepared to defend their planet and their culture.
So when Allura says in season 1 that Alteans were “spreading diplomacy” across the universe, the only pieces of evidence we have of that is the OG paladins themselves, in which Alfor was a big part in creating that alliance—and then possibly the Alteans with the Balmerans, given their deep collective rituals with that planet while the Galra literally just came in and ripped the planet nearly to death. Allura tries to mimic what it means to accept and interact with a culture without changing it well in season 1, when she stumbles through trying to respect Arusian culture and its demands on its people. Also, there is a big fact that antis like to overlook:
The fact is, despite the untold numbers of civilizations we interact with across 76 episodes, no outside race remembers Alteans as evil colonizers. If they were really so big and bad, we would have heard it, like, “Man, yeah the Galrans are bad. Just as bad as those Alteans, back in the day.” Or something. But nope, nothing.
So I heavily question the history of Altea as an ancient colonizing race. If they were, then Altea wouldn't have just been a single planet with limited resources to fight wars in even its own galaxy. All of this supports the idea of Altean children being raised to fight--because they were preparing to defend themselves when/if diplomacy fails.... But the fact that the Balmerans see Alteans fondly and that literally every other race we run into is explicitly suspicious of Galrans and not at all of Alteans says something.
I think the only piece of evidence there might be for a genuinely colonizing ancient Altea is the use of terraforming technology, as mentioned in s4. Haggar discovers it and activates it to try and kill Voltron--and she nearly succeeds, because said tech destroys the entire crust of the planet to reform it. But you have to step back for a second and wonder--if ancient Alteans were so powerful, why was Alfor struggling so hard to even hold his own planet together in the midst of all these other cultures warring and larger threats? If they had this technology--and they did know about it because Allura recognized it right away as ancient technology--why the heck wouldn't they use it? Or were they using it, and it was to reform uninhabited planets to help sustain displaced peoples? Why is it, if Alteans were so terribly bad, we have no record across ANY of the many alien races being cautious of them? Even Galran Lieutenant Lahn snapped at Allura only because he was jealous of the general security she had back on, you guessed it, explicitly Altea. There's a lot of potential explanations for a positive use of terraforming technology, and the evidence against colonization and Altea committing omnicide against other races is incredibly more aligned with the other details in the canon.
And even Alfor’s creation of Voltron and the blowing up of Daibazaal—that’s something that antis like to position as evidence of his police-state ways to underhandedly control other cultures.
So let’s tackle those too while we’re at it.
Honestly, I know people like to hate on Alfor, and I do think his character picks up some misogynism just from the writers....But I don't think he was as much of a controller as people think he was. He was already in an alliance with four other leaders to try and stop bad things from happening in their galaxy. That meant they were expending incredible amounts of time and resources to accomplish that end—resources that were not renewable and may have been straining various planets. We know that he started building Voltron with Zarkon and everyone else's blessing because he called them "clean ships," but it's only after the rift creatures attack that suddenly Alfor's perception of Voltron moves from "clean energy" to "omg we need a more powerful weapon against this unknown enemy.”
So these are his intentions BEFORE he discovers rift creatures are a threat to the universe. While Zarkon states that these new ships are to be endlessly powerful for the Galra Empire, Alfor shames him by offering what his desire is for them:
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  After the rift creatures nearly destroy Daibazaal, intentions change.
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So here, we see the game change in a BIG way. Voltron is not just about offering a more renewable way of sustaining peace-keeping efforts. Alfor is now adjusting and finishing these ships with the explicit knowledge that if they are not powerful enough, then Daibazaal and the Galran people will die. Alfor’s got a LOT of pressure on him now to deliver a mighty and powerful weapon to stop this new threat. So even his creation of Voltron as a superweapon involved using it to protect people from imminent death—not to police them.
And about Alfor blowing up Daibazaal—once again, it’s Alfor trying to clean up Honerva and Zarkon’s mess. Honerva had convinced Zarkon that the rift needed to be wider, and so Zarkon deceived the paladins into widening it.
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So keep in mind here, at this point in time—the rift was destabilizing and eating an entire planet. The entire universe was now at stake. Alfor had to choose between a bad fix and an even worse option of allowing everyone to die, but he very clearly evacuated people before destroying Daibazaal, as part of his promise to keep Galrans safe. So that no one would have to die.
And as a matter of fact—about that terraforming technology. How sure are you that Alfor didn’t intend to use it to build Galrans a new home? It’s entirely within the realm of acceptable conjecture that he allowed for the existence of that technology because it could restore what had been lost.
And here’s where the story gets really screwy and feeds into some anti hate. Because when Zarkon wakes up as a zombie, he desires more quintessence as zombies do.
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So he’s pissed that Alfor just cut off his gateway, and he manipulates his people:
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And it’s here where we get the idea that Alfor was an evil controller. The idea came from Zarkon, who—we can look around pretty easily and see that he was not a man of honor, ultimately. Even if you chose to not believe the s3 finale flashbacks as being objective, there’s something wrong with Zarkon. (It’s clear that the show thought using Coran was a smart way to shell off massive amounts of info, because clearly if this were truly in Coran’s perspective, we would NOT have had intimate looks into Zarkon and Honerva’s bedroom as Zarkon is tending to her, like omg.) Numerous sources, histories, and cultures outside of Coran confirm that Zarkon hit a point of no return on the evil scale, and that he projected his own blame for Daibazaal’s destabilization onto Alfor in order to raise up his new regime in the name of Quintessence™.
So at the end of the day, even Alfor was a victim. But yet somehow, various antis choose to believe Zarkon’s victim-punishing narrative because said antis can’t or else refuse to connect one scene to another since it undermines their justifications for why they can hate on Allura. And that’s not so much an issue with the story itself as it is just poor critical analysis or malicious weaponization of content against other fans.
Now, at this point, we’ve talked about Allura and we’ve talked about Altean history. I have numerous other posts about Allura’s interactions with other races and Galrans and overcoming trauma to give the entire universe a second chance. So if there is anything in this show that suggests Alteans were in any way a superior race, then it’s probably within the show’s own worldbuilding. The show contradicts its own definitions of what quintessence even is by suggesting Alteans have “bluer/purer quintessence” in order to justify why Lotor would even be trying to sacrifice them for anything. The show-championed concept that Alteans have a bluer, purer life force above all other people, and that only Altean energy could interface with the fabric of space-time. Now, this is a problem in the later seasons’ world building itself. And you know who wrote that in? The production team. So once again, we do have racial issues in this show, in ways that shows like Star Wars desperately try avoid by showing racial diversity in who has Midi-chlorians.
That said, I’m not a perfectly woke storyteller either. I think every story and show is going to have something problematic™, but with VLD it’s very clear that its disrespectful handling of genocide politics and shatterglass conspiracy theories, on top of its weird master race angle created the perfect storm. These mishandled and quirky details have created a cognitive dissonance with the provided narrative, resulting in some people in the anti fandoms to champion what aligns very closely to actual neo-Nazi propaganda against Jews, who according to them are not victims but instead the true perpetrators of all bad things. For the sake of the antis, I’m pretty sure they’re not intentionally looking at VLD this way and are probably just looking for any easily graspable reason to hate on Allura for interfering with their ship or something.
But this kind of subliminal propaganda that undermines victims, and the effect it has had on fandom morality politics, is deeply concerning to me. I really wish that we’d had an opportunity to respectfully and critically discuss this with the production team of the show, because a Y7-FV show about “strength in unity” should NOT result in us needing to have a conversation about people walking away with neo-Nazi-ish propaganda sentiments against genocide survivors. Like. Clearly, VLD is fictional, but it’s feeding into a real-life beast that it does NOT need to feed. And it’s keeping alive ongoing conspiracy narratives against some of our most vulnerable populations on the planet.
So, we need better stories. We need a production team that, if they’re going to get paid to do something involving portrayals of genocide and politics, that they need to do their research on those topics. Nobody is going to be perfect with a creation, but VLD validated some very damaging things—and it ALL is something that could have been fixable. I think it would have been incredibly validating to hear the production talk about and accept that these were issues that cropped up unintentionally, and to hear them confirm that these issues are not the sorts of things that VLD was supposed to champion.
The greatest tragedy of all of this is the potential that this show had to really champion some great and validating messages, and the potential that we as a fandom had to come together and do something that fandom was meant to do—which was celebrate the things we love. Because that’s why we’re all here. That’s why this crazy tumblr of mine even exists. It was supposed to celebrate things.
For that reason, I’m going to end this here. I’ve written several responses now as to my thoughts on the inappropriate narrative lens of the show, its contradictory and damaging worldbuilding about the purest race, and how it champions demonizing or punishing genocide survivors again and again. Within all of that, I’ve talked at length about Allura’s character and behavior over 8 seasons and how she built even empathetic connections with militant Galrans like Commander Lahn. In fact even her own homesickness is how she emotionally connects with Lahn, because she understands that desire to call something one’s own. To have a home. A family.
I now really would like to get back to writing stories that I find meaningful to me using these characters and these worlds—and trying to find the hope in all of this darkness, haha. And maybe with any luck, I can hope to do VLD some justice, knowing that I am still on a learning journey as well.
But I appreciate your note, and I hope this very extensive response helps to settle your questions and concerns once and for all regarding VLD Allura. If you should have any remaining questions, please feel free to reach out via a private message to discuss. Thank you!
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Congrats bb 💕💕 Can I please get a 🕷 + Natasha and Steve (obvs 😂) 🍕 and 🍀. TY!
candice!!!
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if you’re a big watchmen fan like i am, hoboy. lemme tell you, this is a phenomenal crossover. just amazing. i loved it so so so much. synopsis: Doomsday Clock is the finale of the storyline that was established in The New 52 and Rebirth. The comic book features the concept of the multiverse, where the Watchmen universe exists separately from the DC Universe, and each universe’s characters treat the other universe’s characters as fictional.In the Watchmen universe, seven years after the massacre in New York City, the details inside Rorschach’s journal have been published, exposing Ozymandias’ role in the event. Now a fugitive, Ozymandias gathers several others to find Doctor Manhattan and bring him back to save the world.Meanwhile in the DC Universe’s present day, the “Supermen Theory”, a conspiracy theory that accuses the federal government of the United States of creating its own metahumans, has created international conflict and led to an arms race, with various governments around the world recruiting metahumans and creating sanctioned superteams. As characters from both universes meet each other, most of them try to find Manhattan for many different reasons, leading them to discover mysteries and revelations they have not been aware of.
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🕷 - steve x nat ( my bread and butter lbr )
nat doesn’t cook. she has the basic understanding ( since cooking involves logic ), but time and efficiency usually has her ordering takeout or something similar. thank god for that russian serum, amirite? one of the first times she and steve started dating, he’d opted to cook her dinner, which truly befuddled natasha. why would he want to cook when there was a perfectly good thai place just down the street from his shabby one-room apartment?
“but … thai-” she’d all but whimpered, lower lip pouting out. steve only took this as sheer amusement, thinking that if people saw her like this, they’d rethink the validity of her reputation.
“but nothing. i’m cooking a good meal for you, since it’s been god knows how long since you’ve had a home-cooked meal.” the nerve of this guy - he was already chopping away at his counter. it took five minutes before nat came up behind him, lithe arms circling his waist with her face buried against his spine. 
“do you need help with anything?” it was damn adorable the way her voice was muffled, breath warm through his shirt. it made a lopsided smile tug on his lips, eyes still focused on the veggies before him.
“you go and relax. watch some tv, but none of the shows we’re watching. or the movies we’re supposed to wa-” steve couldn’t even finish his sentiment before he felt the slow travel of fingertips dip beneath the waistband of his joggers. “na- oh.”
“heh,” she chuckled against his back.
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More Alike Than They Realize (Gravity Falls One-Shot)
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Summary: Stan finds a jittery, apologetic Ford up late one night, and the following conversation doesn’t go anywhere near where he thought it was going. Post-Weirdmageddon.
Warnings: None
Contains a lot more fluff and meta jokes than the summary suggests.
For the first time since Weirdmageddon, Stan woke up knowing exactly who, where, and when he was. The bulk of his memories, especially the enjoyable ones from the past summer and his childhood, had returned within about forty-eight hours, but six days later he was still having occasional lapses, the worst of which occurred upon waking up – until now, apparently. He hoped it would last.
He rolled over and looked at his clock. 12:15 A.M. Well, that was less cause for celebration. His head hurt – not unusual lately – and his mouth was dry – not anything to worry about, but still unpleasant.
Careful not to make any sound that could wake Ford or the kids, he made his way down to the kitchen. Warm milk usually helped him get to sleep.
I hope there’s still some left, he thought. The kids and I have been going through a lot since –
“Stanley, is everything alright?” Ford had been sitting at the kitchen table in complete darkness aside from the multi-colored glow of his laptop screen. “Do you know who I am?”
Stan hurriedly rushed to the fridge. “Don’t worry, Sixer, I remember fine. Just wanted get somethin’ to drink before I go to back to bed.” Ford’s concern was pretty reasonable given the state Stan was usually in when he wandered the Shack at night, and had Stan actually been in the middle of a lapse his brother’s presence would have been appreciated, but at the moment he didn’t want Ford worrying about him. He wanted to sleep.
“That’s great to hear,” Ford told him. “But Stanley, we need to talk.” He put himself between Stan and the door. “I was a fool, I realize that now. I hope you’ll forgive me.”
“Ford, you already apologized,” Stan replied. “About a hundred times. I promise, I’ve forgiven you –”
Stan suddenly noticed Ford’s eyes were bloodshot and his hair was even more of an unkempt mess than usual. “Stanford, are you feelin’ okay? You look… paranoid. Do you need to run more tests to make sure Bill is –”
Realization dawned on Ford’s face – and then he chuckled sadly, like he was laughing at himself rather than Stan. “Oh, no, Stan. This isn’t about Weirdmageddon. I didn’t worry you too much, did I?”
“Wait, then what is it –” Stan noticed the bowl on the kitchen table next to Ford’s laptop. “Is that popcorn? How the hell did you make popcorn at midnight without waking up the whole house?”
“It’s just simple sound-wave cancelling technology I picked up in Dimension B-56,” Ford replied automatically. “But the point is, I need to completely and sincerely take back what I said to you and about your… taste in entertainment on my second full day back in this dimension. I made a hasty judgement based on the show’s… target demographics, and I see now that I was wrong. So very, very wrong.”
“Sixer, you’re not making any… wait.” Stan suddenly remembered what had aired on Ford’s second day back in Gravity Falls. “You started watching Ducktective, didn’t you?”
“I did, Stanley! And it’s so much better than I was emotionally prepared for! After you saved me from Probabilitor that one day, I asked Dipper if I could join you watching the new episode, but he said it would be full of spoilers and showed me how I could stream it from the beginning when I had the time – and now I’m addicted! I can’t believe I called it a kids’ show; the mysteries of the overarching story transcend age demographics like nothing I’ve ever seen before! I’m nowhere near caught up and I already have so many theories! I’m not even sure if the younger Ducktective we saw in the time travel episode was actually him!”
“Whoa whoa whoa, Poindexter, slow down.” A grin was spreading across Stan’s face. “How far in have you gotten? Ten episodes?”
“Twelve,” Ford corrected. “I just finished the one where his rival Pete the pelican was wrongly accused and came to Ducktective for help –”
“Hey, that’s a really underrated one!”
“Wait, who didn’t like it? That was some of the finest comedy I’ve seen in the entire multiverse!”
“Dipper said Pete’s change of heart was unrealistic! Can you believe it?”
“If I wasn’t indebted to him for introducing me to the show in the first place, he would be dead to me,” Ford agreed in an overly dramatic tone.
“You gotta watch the next couple episodes right now, Sixer. Episode 13 is a goddamn emotional journey, and Episode 14 – well, I don’t want to spoil it. It needs to be seen to be believed, anyways. And then rewatched multiple times after learning what happens in the season finale.”
“Are you going to stay to watch alongside me?” Ford asked as he sat back down in front of his laptop.
“And miss you tearing up?” Stan pulled up a chair. “Pass the popcorn, would ya?”
“We’ll see about that,” Ford replied, but when Ducktective was finally reunited with his long-lost partner Steve, he couldn’t help but shed a single tear. Stan shed quite a few more, despite having seen the episode at least twice before, but Ford didn’t rub it in his face.
Ford was a bit confused, however, when the town erected a hyper-realistic statue of Ducktective to honor him for his continued work, and Stan bawled his eyes out seeing how Ducktective refused to look at the monument for longer than a few seconds.
“He’s just not used to the attention! What’s so sad about that?” Ford asked.
“You don’t understand,” Stan sobbed. It took all of his willpower not to explain that the statue reminded Ducktective of his long-lost twin gone evil. Ford had more or less guessed the twist already thanks to the time travel episode and the extra room in Ducktective’s childhood home, but Stan was drawing on all his con man power to act like Ford’s theory was crazy.
During a lull in the action in Episode 17, Ford paused the video and said: “I’m getting a little tired, but I can’t stop watching yet. Do you mind if we go sit somewhere where I won’t wake up with back pains in case I do fall asleep?”
Stan was also very tired, but there was no way he was going to miss Ford’s reaction to the next episode’s reveal. “While we’re at it, let’s go someplace where you won’t wake up the kids when you scream. There’s a big plot twist comin’ up.”
Ford closed the laptop. “I’d suggest the basement, but it’s probably pretty cold down there. We can go to my private study.”
Stan frowned. “Not exactly a lot of comfortable furniture in there, is there?”
“No, especially not after I cleaned it out. I was thinking we could bring blankets – wait, you’ve been in there? It’s supposed to be a secret!”
Stan snorted. “Sixer, I lived in this house for thirty years. Now go get those blankets.”
“Great Uncle Ford? Grunkle Stan? Are you guys okay? What are you doing down here?”
Stan tried to sit up, but something above him slipped, and several surprisingly heavy blankets fell on his face. Besides, he didn’t really want to get up. He was reminded of the good old days when he and Ford would hang some blankets from the top bunk, then sit on Stan’s bed together reading comic books, telling ghost stories, and generally making a mess with snacks.
“Morning, Dipper,” he heard Ford mumble. “I’m sorry we didn’t make breakfast…”
“Grunkle Ford, we were so worried about you!” Mabel yelled. “We thought you got kidnapped by gnomes or one of the last few eye-bats or something! But this whole time, you were just down here in your secret room?! You even built a whole blanket fort without us!”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.” Ford pulled his laptop out from under his blankets. “I didn’t even consider the possibility that you wouldn’t realize where we were. We just didn’t want to wake you with our reactions to Ducktective.” He glared at Stan. “I can’t believe I predicted Ducktective’s twin brother almost a whole season in advance and Stan just pretended that my theory was ridiculous.”
“Hey, what was I supposed to do, spoil the ending of the best episode in the whole show?”
“How about simply not making fun of me for ‘looking too deep’ into everything?”
Mabel shook her head. “I can’t believe you nerds.”
“Hey, you can say that about Ford, but not me,” Stan complained. “I’m not like him and Dipper, not at –”
“You kind of are, though,” Ford told him, trying and failing not to laugh. “Obviously not to the same extent as myself, but we did just stay up until three in the morning watching a children’s show and discussing elaborate conspiracy theories about it. We’re more alike than you realize, Stanley.”
“So? It was one time!”
“I seem to recall we did this kind of thing pretty often when we were kids. Obviously not on a laptop, but with equally nerdy works of fiction nonetheless.”
“You’re an honorary nerd now whether you like it or not, Grunkle Stan,” Dipper added.
Stan shook his head. “Ya know, I was gonna apologize for making you worry, but now I’m not so sure.”
“You should apologize for ruining our blanket fort, Stanley,” Ford chided jokingly. “It was an absolute marvel of engineering before you decided to drag down the roof.”
“A real marvel of engineering wouldn’t let its roof get dragged down that easily!”
Ford frowned. “Uh, let’s go get breakfast. Kids, do you know if there’s any pancake mix left?”
“Ha, so you admit I have a point!”
“Honestly,” Mabel interrupted, “I’m not mad anymore that you guys disappeared into the basement to build a blanket fort and eat popcorn and watch your show. I’m just mad that you didn’t invite us.”
“Yeah!” Dipper added. “I wanted to see Ford’s reaction to the season finale.”
Ford smiled. “Well, we still have about… ten episodes before I’m caught up?”
“Eight,” Stan corrected. “Plus the shorts. But yeah, you kids could join us.”
“Will there be popcorn?” Mabel asked.
“Of course!”
Mabel and Dipper exchanged a look.
“Are we forgiven?” Stan asked.
The kids nodded in unison. “You’re forgiven.”
Thanks for reading! Ford’s reaction to Ducktective is loosely based on my own reaction to Gravity Falls: skeptical when first learning of it, then genuinely interested after hearing good things, then way too emotionally invested in it.
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As Spider-Man Rumors Persist, Andrew Garfield Reveals a Downside to its Fame
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Andrew Garfield’s personal life can currently be described as events that occur when he’s not publicly denying rumors of involvement with Spider-Man: No Way Home. The actor, who broke big from relative obscurity with his two-film run in director Marc Webb’s abruptly-ended duo of The Amazing Spider-Man films, has been bombarded by questions—in some cases accusations—that he, along with preceding portrayer Tobey Maguire, will appear in Marvel’s multiverse-threaded threequel alongside current star Tom Holland. While he is undaunted in his denials, the actor is also reflecting on the path that playing Spidey has set for him.
Garfield’s Spider-Man turn will probably always be overshadowed by its status as an ignominiously forgotten casualty of industry events. Indeed, the grandiose franchise aspirations of the 2012-2014 Sony-licensed Amazing Spider-Man films were unceremoniously abandoned for a historic deal with Marvel Studios to bring about Tom Holland’s shiny new version of the Wall-Crawler. This was especially shocking for those who recall the pure, palpable passion Garfield displayed for the role, both on and offscreen. It also yielded him an (eventually-ended) IRL relationship with onscreen co-star Emma Stone, who played Spidey’s inevitably doomed love interest, Gwen Stacy. Yet, notwithstanding the nature of its end, his recent comments to Total Film paint an intriguing picture of his (maybe not so bygone) Wall-Crawler days.
“I don’t know about reincarnation, and if there is one opportunity for me to be alive, and I get offered the opportunity to do a prolonged dress-up as my favorite character of all time, there’s no way I can say no,” says Garfield. “And, yeah, the only thing that I knew was going to be a challenge was the fame aspect, and I knew that a lot of good would come with that as well. I knew it was going to provide a gilded prison… As a creative person, I knew I would have to balance it out with theatre and with waiting for the right movies to come along that would make sure that I stayed an actor, rather than this idea of a movie star. I love movie stars. I love The Rock. I fucking love Tom Cruise. This is in no way a detriment to them.”
For Garfield, the opportunity to play Spider-Man for a major release was too powerful, despite being a stage-driven actor-type who seems to prioritize the craft over the commercial. In fact, so great was the opportunity that it superseded any apprehension he may have had about the inevitability of instantly taking on the kind of merchandise-friendly fame he seemingly eschews. Yet, his apprehension was shared by a significant portion of the general public, since the 2010-reported initial news of the movie project that would become 2012’s The Amazing Spider-Man was widely perceived as Sony’s cynical attempt to spin an unnecessary reboot, especially since the Maguire-headlined previous iteration’s last outing, 2007’s Spider-Man 3, was still relatively fresh, and rumors of a fourth film remained ubiquitous and topically diverse.
However, the early days of Garfield’s sentence in his proverbial gilded prison was nevertheless permeating with optimism. Details were slowly starting to be divulged about an updated, more serious version of Spider-Man—in contrast to the often-outlandish tone of Raimi’s films—emerging to match the significantly raised level of comic book movie pathos of the money-printing MCU movies. Moreover, Garfield provided a monumental moment at 2011’s Comic-Con, in which he appeared in a fan Q&A during the film’s promotional panel disguised in a cheap, pajama-level Spidey costume, at which point he ripped off the saggy, eye-holes-poked mask to reveal that he was the genuine article for the then-upcoming film, creating a raucous wave amongst attendees and those watching later on YouTube. Indeed, Garfield was anxious to prove himself, and, as he now reveals, his preparation for this layered, loftier, conspiracy-unravelling iteration of Spidey involved a significant amount of research.
“My intention… I started studying myth, which is the basis of comic-book films and comic books generally,” he explains. “And you go, ‘Oh, right. The responsibility of modern filmmakers is the same as the person telling the story around the campfire.’ Stories are the things that remind us of who we are as human beings, and we actually have an opportunity to provide deep wisdom and medicine and guidance. So, for me, it was like: How do I help to infuse this with as much soul and universality as possible, knowing that millions of young people are going to be watching? So, it’s not an exercise in selling t-shirts and mugs and Happy Meals, but it’s giving young people the opportunity to feel their own extraordinariness, and their own ordinariness, and seeing someone who’s just like them struggle with those two things living inside of themselves. So, for me, it was about that. And then, you know, there’s everyone else that’s serving their own masters.”
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The tchotchke-churning franchise prospects were initially validated when The Amazing Spider-Man went on to gross $757.9 million worldwide in 2012, creating an upsurge of studio plans for not only the obvious sequel, but an Avengers­-esque team-centric megamovie focused on Spidey’s coterie of archnemeses, the Sinister Six; plans that, even now, purportedly remain in place. Indeed, Garfield, in a recent interview with Collider, intriguingly shed some light on the state of things at Sony regarding that never-realized project, which had tapped a genre veteran in writer/director Drew Goddard. “I don’t know how close it got, but I definitely had a few meetings, and it was really exciting,” recalls Garfield. “I’ve got to say, because I love Drew so much, and I love Cabin in the Woods, and the other stuff that he’s made. We just got on like a house on fire. I loved his vision, he’s so unique and odd and off-kilter and unconventional in his creative choices. So that was definitely a fun couple of months, but life.”  
Pertinently, the professional drawbacks Garfield divulges about his otherwise-fulfilling Spider-Man cinematic sojourn might be another form of denial amidst the wave of rumors that currently consume his days regarding Sony’s MCU-adherent Spider-Man: No Way Home. Said rumors snowballed significantly upon the long-awaited release of the film’s trailer, which confirmed the long-rumored notion of its plot centering on Multiverse concepts wrought by the magic of Benedict Cumberbatch’s Doctor Strange. In fact, Garfield found himself in denial mode earlier this week during a remote appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, where the host confronted him over recently-viral pictures of what is believed to be him on the film’s set. Perhaps at a point in which he’s used to his denials being met with instant incredulity, Garfield takes a light-hearted tone with his answer—in contrast to the exasperated tone of previous denials—stating, “I heard about it. And I did see it. And it’s a Photoshop. Look, if they want to give me a call at this late, late stage in the game, you know, I’m just sitting here in my tracksuit.”
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Regardless, it will be interesting to see if Andrew Garfield’s internal struggles over commercialism as an artiste will ultimately lean a certain way for a nostalgic big screen trip as his angstier, skateboarding version of Peter Parker/Spider-Man in the live-action manifestation of the Spider-Verse for Spider-Man: No Way Home, which is scheduled to hit theaters on Dec. 17. In the meantime, fans can witness his chameleonic transformation (that, in no way, was a reference to villain the Chameleon,) as disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker, in The Eyes of Tammy Faye, opposite Jessica Chastain’s equally uncanny title role.
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Summer TV: The 30 Most Exciting New Shows
This summer, the chicest brand-new sunblock on world markets is a Netflix subscription. Of course, there are necessary accoutrements to the UV ray-shielding regimen: an Amazon subscription, Hulu account, YouTube premium access, a full cable bundle, a DVR, and enough hours in the day to maintain them all.
With the idea of a traditional fall-to-spring Tv season so 2013, there are more TV streak than ever striving for your attention during the summer months.
In addition to returning favourites like GLOW , Queen Sugar , Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt , em> Younger , The Affair , and more, there are dozens of brand-new series wooing you back inside to the air mode bliss of your lounge. We’ve cross-examine them all: a Ryan Murphy dance musical with an historical LGBTQ cast, a Stephen King multiverse, Amy Adams’ TV debut,’ 90 s Nickelodeon nostalgia, John Krasinski’s take over Jack Ryan, and more.
Here, we’ve culled the 30 proves most worth your attention.
Reverie ( NBC ) strong>
May 30 at 10 p.m. ET
Summer TV begins with a fright narration for technology skeptics. Sarah Shahi plays a onetime hostage researcher banked to extricate people whose subconscious are trapped inside a intelligent virtual reality program. Bonus: Between this sequence and the word’s constant be utilized in Westworld , we may actually come out of Summer 2018 knowing what “reverie” means.
C.B. Strike ( Cinemax ) strong>
June 1 at 10 p.m. ET
It was only a matter of time, but it’s finally here: television broadcasting adaptation of J.K. Rowling’s favourite books! Well , not those diaries. The supernatural whimsy of Hogwarts is swapped for the mental excites of Rowling’s series of detective tales, penned under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. This TV adaptation once aired in the U.K ., performing Tom Burke as a battle veteran second-lifeing it as a private investigator break lawsuits that have baffled police.
Pose ( FX ) strong>
June 3 at 9 p. m. ET
There’s a Whitney Houston music cue at the end in the first escapade of Pose that will have you out of your set, forgiving the nearly hour-and-a-half it took to get there.( Hour-long dramas apparently now merely view that first part as a suggestion .) All of that, of course, is hallmark Ryan Murphy, who is uttering record with this succession about life in’ 80 s New York City set against the backdrop of ballroom culture, the transgender parish, and, yes, Trumpian excess. Boasting the largest LGBTQ cast ever made, including breakout recitals by transgender leading performers, you’ll start voguing as you wait for the next episode.
Succession ( HBO ) strong>
June 3 at 10 p.m. ET
We’re not saying Succession , in which a world media mogul’s children jockey for superpower and oversight matters of a massive corporation, is modeled after the Murdochs. But we’re not saying it’s not, either. The truth is it’s not hard to activity any number of strong families onto this show–the Trumps, anyone ?– which imbues an Empire -like Shakespearean vibe into the world of the power-suit wearing. 0001 percent.
Dietland ( AMC ) strong>
June 4 at 9 p. m. ET
Plum Kettle( played by Joy Nash) is saving up for weight-loss surgery while phantom writing letters from the editor on behalf of a popular women’s magazine’s HBIC, Kitty Montgomery( Julianna Margulies, doing colours of Miranda Priestly ). Everyone is slightly distracted, however, by the flock of men who retain disappearing and getting killed, all of whom happen to be accused sexual harassers. Timely enough for you?
Condor ( AT& T/ DirecTV ) strong>
June 6
There are many rationales to be intrigued by Condor . em> It’s adapted from the 1975 Sydney Pollack film Three Days of the Condor and the book it was based on, some of the most fascinating, mind-banging political thriller generator cloth here i am.( A CIA employee tops to lunch and returns to see his entire agency has been killed .) But, folks, this co-stars Mira Sorvino, a beacon of the #MeToo movement and a awesome actress whose occupation was derailed by the Monster Weinstein, a comeback we should all be heartening for.
Impulse ( YouTube Red ) strong>
June 6
Proof that top aptitude is spread all over the million or so different material pulpits, this line for YouTube’s premium service comes from Doug Liman, whose action-thriller pedigree includes launching the Bourne dealership and targeting movies like Mr.& Mrs. Smith and The Edge of Tomorrow . Tackling teleportation and sex crime, Impulse might sound like 2018 TV-development Mad Libs, but it’s based on the same volume streak that caused his 2008 film Jumper . em> Liman has announced Jumper the film he’s least pleased with, suggesting that he’s on a operation here for a solid re-do.
American Woman ( Paramount ) strong>
June 7 at 10 p.m. ET
It was only a matter of time before one of Bravo’s Real Housewives heading toward cachet TV. Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards is co-executive producer of this period dramedy loosely based on her childhood, growing up with a single mama, giving full play to Alicia Silverstone, in California at the increases of second-wave feminism in the’ 70 s. The manner! The theme song by Kelly Clarkson! Cher Horowitz fills Real Housewives ! What would her tagline be?” You can reverberate the buzzer in my bottom .” Too much?
Marvel’s Cloak and Dagger ( Freeform ) strong>
June 7 at 8 p. m. ET
The only thoughts specific in life are fatality and taxes and, at any point in time, there is a new Marvel series debuting. This one is the first for Freeform, the teen-skewing system known for shows like Pretty Little Liars and Grown-ish . That’s an plotting vibe to lend the omnipresent superhero genre. This one centers on two teenages who discover that they have superpowers and that they’re in love. Hormones, every young hero’s kryptonite.
The Staircase ( Netflix ) strong>
June 8
The” Netflix True-Crime Docuseries That Will Simultaneously Disturb the Entire Nation for a Season” is its own bungalow industry by now, coming its summertime installment with The Staircase . This one is a super-mash-up, of sorts. Examining the case of crime novelist Mike Patterson, who was convicted of killing his wife, The Staircase firstly aired in 2004, and then was updated with a miniseries in 2013. This explanation compounds everything there is and adds three additional bouts with brand-new shows, a total of 13 installments for you to binge.
Strange Angel ( CBS All Access ) strong>
June 14
With The Good Fight em> and Star Trek: Discovery as its founding records, CBS All Access previously boasts a nice stellar track record when it comes to original digital material. Its next offering is Strange Angel , a sci-fi series on the basis of the story by George Pendle and boasting perhaps the greatest tagline of any tv series ever:” Sex. Magick. Rocket Science .”
Breaking Big ( PBS ) strong>
June 15 at 8: 30 p.m. ET
” How did they get notorious ?” has been done before. The 2018 question is,” How did they get influential ?” PBS’ interrogation line will plot the unconventional directions some of the most conspicuous artistic chairmen took to get where they are today, including occurrences on Trevor Noah, Eddie Huang, Gretchen Carlson, San Juan, Puerto Rico Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz, and SoulCycle co-founder Ruth Zukerman.
Deep State ( Epix ) strong>
June 17 at 9 p. m. ET
TV development execs have never met a government conspiracy thriller they didn’t like. This one from Epix superstars the ever-menacing Mark Strong as a former spy banked by an ex-MI6 operator to affiliate his new covert uniting espionage arrangement, The Division. Observes on sleuths on spies.
The Proposal em >( ABC ) strong>
June 18 at 10 p.m. ET
In what sounds like a demented mash-up of Blind Date and The Bachelor — and therefore perhaps the crowning accomplishment in summer reality TV guilty pleasure–each chapter of The Proposal will see contestants playing for the attention of the members of a suitor or “suitress” whose identity is camouflaged. Merely when the committee is two helpless nostalgics remaining will the suitor be uncovered and the finalists have the chance to propose marriage. And you thought Tinder was stressful.
Yellowstone ( Paramount ) strong>
June 20 at 9 p. m. ET
After winning an Emmy for his rendition in the miniseries Hatfields& McCoys , Kevin Costner is back on a pony and in a cowboy hat for Yellowstone , his first regular TV line role. While movie stars heading to Tv is still being newsworthy, it’s the movie ability behind the camera that has us intrigued. Tyler Sheridan, who wrote Hell or High Water , Wind River , and Sicario writes and targets this streak, about the unexpectedly high-stake strivings facing a modern-day rancher.
Take Two ( ABC ) strong>
June 21 at 10 p.m. ET
The new crime drama from the team behind Castle em> bangs unusually Castle- y, made all the more amusing by the fact that effortlessly charming The O.C . em> alum Rachel Bilson is standing in for aggressively charisma Nathan Fillion in the lead: the onetime superstar of a TV patrolman show shadowing a detective to experiment a capacity that she hopes will be her big comeback.
Double Dare ( Nickelodeon ) strong>
June 25 at 8 p. m. ET
Millennial nostalgia is a strong, witchy circumstance, this time imparting back from the dead the madcap Nickelodeon teenagers’ game show Double Dare, which married trivia, goo, and a human hamster motor for a stunt been demonstrated that, god help us all, recently celebrated its 30 th remembrance. While YouTube star Liza Koshy will host, O.G. emcee Marc Summers will be back to support pigment note, thus forestalling off a riot mob of thirtysomethings.
A Very English Scandal em >( Amazon ) strong>
June 29
A Very English Scandal would be irresistibly stimulating even if it wasn’t based on a real-life tabloid brouhaha, albeit one that American audiences are likely unfamiliar with. In Britain in the 1970 s, MP Jeremy Thorpe has a secret affair with a younger gay mortal worded Norman Scott, which he is frantic to keep secret as his political career makes off. When Scott is found dead, Thorpe stands ordeal for his murder. As for the Very English Molding: Hugh Grant and Ben Whishaw play the doomed lovers.
Sharp Objects ( HBO ) strong>
July 8 at 9 p. m. ET
* WHEE-OO WHEE-OO*( That’s a 911 -emergency alarm bell, if you couldn’t tell .) Amy Adams is starring in a HBO prestige drama thriller! I reiterate, Amy Adams is starring in a HBO prestige thriller! Make your mind lozenges, because it merely gets better from there. The line is accommodated from the hit record by Gillian Flynn, who wrote Gone Girl ( know where it is ?). Buffy , Mad Men , and UnREAL vet Marti Noxon, too hectic the summer months with Dietland , is creator and showrunner. Patricia Clarkson and Elizabeth Perkins round out the casting. Get thee to a ventilator.
Heathers ( Paramount ) strong>
July 10 at 10 p.m. ET
Rebooting and renovating studies that are considered generational canon can run the gamut from invigorated to blasphemous, and the jury is still out on where this Heathers streak falls on that spectrum. The high school dark humor snaps the script by making one of the Heathers genderqueer, portrayed by male actor Brendan Scannell. But the series’ pilot, which is now being make them accessible the beginning of this year, was blared for a lack of subtlety and sensibility that territory on, as The Daily Beast’s Samantha Allen wrote, a” LGBT-bashing ordeal .”
The Outpost ( The CW ) strong>
July 10 at 8 p. m. ET
The logline for The Outpost is so CW-evocative and high-concept that it is able to tell us it describes The 100 or The Tomorrow People or The Secret Circle em> or The Messengers of The[ Fill in the Blank ] em> rebooted, and we’d believe you. That said, those depicts are all enjoyable! This one is about the lone survivor of an entire hasten who discovers superhuman superpowers while learning how to stay alive. Sure!
Burden of Truth ( The CW ) strong>
July 11 at 8 p. m. ET
Some Smallville actresses become high-ranking recruiters for a infamous fornication faith. Others graduate to topline The CW’s version of Erin Brockovich . In Burden of Truth , Kreuk plays a big-city lawyer who returns to her hometown to make the case of groupings of girls who are all suffering from a inscrutable illness. By the end of the season, we hope she gets justice, and that we stop instinctively typing Burden of Proof instead of Truth . em>
Castle Rock ( Hulu ) strong>
July 25
Castle Rock is the mysterious Maine town where many of Stephen King’s storeys are set. Castle Rock is a new anthology sequence from J.J. Abrams that realizes a Stephen King multiverse of sorts, where people and storylines from across the author’s works, including Cujo , The Dark Half , and The Dead Zone , will meet in an original narrative stellar Sissy Spacek, Andre Holland, and It ‘ s Bill Skarsgard. This is exciting, geeks!
Stirring It ( NBC ) strong>
July 31 at 10 p.m. ET
Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman are co-hosting a crafting streak, be still my twee middle. It’s as if The Great British Baking Show took a pit stop in Pawnee, with the Parks and Recreation performs hiring gobs of find, cement, and wry laughter for a competition sequence that has entrants fad handmade goods. Poehler’s self-described crafting naivete and Offerman’s legendary woodworking talents will inform their succour, guidance, and narration.
Disenchantment ( Netflix ) strong>
Aug. 17
In Dreamland , an alcoholic princess reputation Bean and her spunky elf companion identified Elfo navigate giants, sprites, harpies, gremlins, trolls, and Bean’s personal demon, Luci, on a series of misadventures. The animated line comes from Simpsons lore Matt Groening, and, be talking about demented sovereign pedigree, boasts Broad City ‘ s Abbi Jacobson preceding the singer cast. Yaaas queen. Err, princess.
The Innocents ( Netflix ) strong>
Aug. 24
” Romeo and Juliet, but they’re shapeshifters .” Who knows if that was the actual pitch for The Innocents , in which star-crossed teenage lovers Harry and June run away from their families only to discover that June has the power to shapeshift.( You think you know person .) It’s a superhuman have entered into Netflix’s exploding young adult opening, on the ends of another watercooler season of breakout punched 13 Reason Why.
Jack Ryan ( Amazon ) strong>
Aug. 31
Are you among those irate that, for all his brilliant directing and acting in A Quiet Place , John Krasinski dedicated the cinematic sin of saving his damn shirt on the whole time? He Who Was Jim Halpert, famously buff since leaving Dunder Mifflin, ascends to activity hero status to take the wand as Jack Ryan in Amazon’s spin on the Tom Clancy series. Krasinski’s biceps have large-scale sleeves to fill, following Chris Pine, Alec Baldwin, and Ben Affleck in the persona.
Lodge 49 ( AMC ) strong>
August 2018
The network that brought you the offspring ennui of Don Draper, the tortured moral tension of Walter White, and all those zombies acquaints its new complicated leading man: a surfer buster? Lodge 49 is a new tonal attitude for the network, performing Wyatt Russell as well-meaning but rudderless former surfer–a” charming loser ,” as the network’s director of programming describes–who moves into a frat lodge in Long Beach after the deaths among his father, is expecting to get his life on track, but finding it unusually derailed by his new support system.
All About the Washingtons ( Netflix ) strong>
Summer 2018
Run-DMC’s Rev. Run( aka Joey Simmons) sets up his own explanation of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with this lightly autobiographical sitcom in which Simmons and his wife, Justine, frisk fictionalized versions of themselves conjuring their own families of four babies.
Insatiable ( Netflix ) strong>
Summer 2018
The logline for Insatiable predicts,” A disgraced, dissatisfied civil lawyer-turned-beauty pageant tutor( Dallas Roberts) takes on a vengeful, bullied adolescent Patty( Debby Ryan) as his client, and has no idea what he’s about to unleash upon countries around the world .” We have no plan either, as Netflix hasn’t released much more information than that. But it’s procreated Lauren Gussis, an alum from Dexter , so consider us intrigued by how that sensibility translates to the teen charm pageant nature.
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Summer TV: The 30 Most Exciting New Shows
This summer, the chicest brand-new sunblock on the market is a Netflix subscription. Of direction, there are necessary accoutrements to the UV ray-shielding regimen: an Amazon subscription, Hulu account, YouTube premium access, a full cable carton, a DVR, and enough hours in the working day to maintain them all.
With the idea of a traditional fall-to-spring TV season so 2013, there are more Tv line than ever striving for your attention during the summer months.
In addition to returning favourites like GLOW , Queen Sugar , Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt , em> Younger , The Affair , and more, “theres” dozens of brand-new succession wooing you back inside to the aura conditioned bliss of your couch. We’ve surveyed them all: a Ryan Murphy dance musical with an historical LGBTQ cast, a Stephen King multiverse, Amy Adams’ Tv entry,’ 90 s Nickelodeon nostalgia, John Krasinski’s take over Jack Ryan, and more.
Here, we’ve culled the 30 pictures most worth your attention.
Reverie ( NBC ) strong>
May 30 at 10 p.m. ET
Summer TV begins with a fright story for engineering skeptics. Sarah Shahi plays a onetime hostage sleuth recruited to rescue people whose subconscious are captured inside a intelligent virtual reality program. Bonus: Between this series and the word’s constant be utilized in Westworld , we may actually come out of Summer 2018 knowing what “reverie” means.
C.B. Affect ( Cinemax ) strong>
June 1 at 10 p.m. ET
It was only a matter of time, but it’s finally here: television broadcasting adjustment of J.K. Rowling’s favourite records! Well , not those diaries. The supernatural whimsy of Hogwarts is swapped for the psychological thrills of Rowling’s series of detective novels, wrote for the purposes of the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. This Tv adjustment already aired in the U.K ., performing Tom Burke as a campaign ex-serviceman second-lifeing it as a private investigator break occasions that have scaped police.
Pose ( FX ) strong>
June 3 at 9 p. m. ET
There’s a Whitney Houston music cue at the end in the first episode of Pose that will have you out of your fanny, forgiving the nearly hour-and-a-half it took to got to get.( Hour-long dramas apparently now only view that first part as specific suggestions .) All of that, of course, is hallmark Ryan Murphy, who is performing record with this line about life in’ 80 s New York City set against the backdrop of ballroom culture, the transgender community, and, yes, Trumpian excess. Peculiarity the most significant LGBTQ cast ever assembled, including breakout achievements by transgender contributing performers, you’ll start voguing as “youre waiting for” the next episode.
Succession ( HBO ) strong>
June 3 at 10 p.m. ET
We’re not saying Succession , in which a global media mogul’s babes rider for superpower and control of a massive conglomerate, is modeled after the Murdochs. But we’re not saying it’s not, either. The truth is it’s not hard to projection any number of potent families onto this show–the Trumps, anyone ?– which imparts an Empire -like Shakespearean vibe into the world of the power-suit clothe. 0001 percent.
Dietland ( AMC ) strong>
June 4 at 9 p. m. ET
Plum Kettle( give full play to Joy Nash) is saving up for weight-loss surgery while soul writing words from the editor on behalf of the members of a popular women’s magazine’s HBIC, Kitty Montgomery( Julianna Margulies, doing subtleties of Miranda Priestly ). Everyone is slightly disconcerted, nonetheless, by the heap of all those who maintain disappearing and getting killed, all of whom happen to be accused sex harassers. Timely enough for you?
Condor ( AT& T/ DirecTV ) strong>
June 6
There are many grounds to be intrigued by Condor . em> It’s accommodated from the 1975 Sydney Pollack cinema Three Days of the Condor and the book it was based on, some of “the worlds largest” exciting, mind-banging political thriller source substance here i am.( A CIA employee fronts to lunch and returns to see his entire place has been killed .) But, folks, this co-stars Mira Sorvino, a lighthouse of the #MeToo movement and a stupendous actress whose profession was derailed by the Monster Weinstein, a comeback we should all be applauding for.
Impulse ( YouTube Red ) strong>
June 6
Proof that top knack is spread all over the million or so different material pulpits, this serial for YouTube’s premium service comes from Doug Liman, whose action-thriller pedigree includes propelling the Bourne dealership and leading films like Mr.& Mrs. Smith and The Edge of Tomorrow . Undertaking teleportation and sex crime, Impulse might sound like 2018 TV-development Mad Libs, but it’s based on the same work streak that provoked his 2008 movie Jumper . em> Liman has announced Jumper the film he’s least pleased with, suggesting that he’s on a mission now for a solid re-do.
American Woman ( Paramount ) strong>
June 7 at 10 p.m. ET
It was only a matter of time before one of Bravo’s Real Housewives headed to preeminence Tv. Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards is co-executive farmer of this period dramedy loosely based on her childhood, growing up with a single mommy, give full play to Alicia Silverstone, in California at the rise of second-wave feminism in the’ 70 s. The style! The theme song by Kelly Clarkson! Cher Horowitz matches Real Housewives ! What would her tagline be?” You can resound the bell in my foot .” Too often?
Marvel’s Cloak and Dagger ( Freeform ) strong>
June 7 at 8 p. m. ET
The only happenings particular in life are death and taxes and, at any point in time, there is a new Marvel series debuting. This one is the firstly for Freeform, the teen-skewing structure known for shows like Pretty Little Liars and Grown-ish . That’s an plotting vibe to give the omnipresent superhero category. This one centers on two teens who discover that they have superpowers and that they’re in love. Hormones, every young hero’s kryptonite.
The Staircase ( Netflix ) strong>
June 8
The” Netflix True-Crime Docuseries That Will Simultaneously Disturb the Entire Nation for a Season” is its own lodge industry by now, get its summertime installment with The Staircase . This one is a super-mash-up, of styles. Perusing the case of crime novelist Mike Patterson, who was imprisoned of killing his wife, The Staircase firstly aired in 2004, and then was modernized with a miniseries in 2013. This version compounds everything there is and adds three extra escapades with new disclosures, a total of 13 installments for “youve got to” binge.
Strange Angel ( CBS All Access ) strong>
June 14
With The Good Fight em> and Star Trek: Discovery as its founding enterings, CBS All Access once boasts a pretty stellar track record when it comes to original digital content. Its next offering is Strange Angel , a sci-fi sequence on the basis of the novel by George Pendle and boasting perhaps the greatest tagline of any television series ever:” Sex. Magick. Rocket Science .”
Breaking Big ( PBS ) strong>
June 15 at 8: 30 p.m. ET
” How did they get notorious ?” has been done before. The 2018 cross-examine is,” How did they get influential ?” PBS’ interrogation line will map the unconventional moves some of the most conspicuous culture governors took to get where they are today, including incidents on Trevor Noah, Eddie Huang, Gretchen Carlson, San Juan, Puerto Rico Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz, and SoulCycle co-founder Ruth Zukerman.
Deep State ( Epix ) strong>
June 17 at 9 p. m. ET
TV development execs have never met a government conspiracy thriller they didn’t like. This one from Epix whizs the ever-menacing Mark Strong as a former spy recruited by an ex-MI6 worker to attach his new covert uniting espionage administration, The Area. Sleuths on sleuths on spies.
The Proposal em >( ABC ) strong>
June 18 at 10 p.m. ET
In what sounds like a demented mash-up of Blind Date and The Bachelor — and therefore perhaps the crowning accomplishment in summer reality Tv guilty pleasure–each escapade of The Proposal will see rivals contesting for the attention of the members of a suitor or “suitress” whose name is obstructed. Simply when “theres” two futile dreamies abiding will the suitor be exposed and the finalists have the chance to propose marriage. And you thought Tinder was stressful.
Yellowstone ( Paramount ) strong>
June 20 at 9 p. m. ET
After winning an Emmy for his carry-on in the miniseries Hatfields& McCoys , Kevin Costner is back on a mare and in a cowboy hat for Yellowstone , his first regular TV serial persona. While movie stars heading toward TV will always be sensational, it’s the film ability behind the camera that has us intrigued. Tyler Sheridan, who wrote Hell or High Water , Wind River , and Sicario writes and targets this streak, about the unexpectedly high-stake strives fronting a modern-day rancher.
Take Two ( ABC ) strong>
June 21 at 10 p.m. ET
The new crime drama from the team behind Castle em> tones extremely Castle- y, made all the more enjoyable by the fact that effortlessly attractiveness The O.C . em> alum Rachel Bilson is standing in for aggressively charming Nathan Fillion in the lead: the former perform of a Tv polouse picture shadowing a investigator to study a character that she hopes is likely to be her big comeback.
Double Dare ( Nickelodeon ) strong>
June 25 at 8 p. m. ET
Millennial nostalgia is a strong, witchy situation, this time drawing back from the dead the madcap Nickelodeon children’ game show Double Dare, which wedded trivia, sludge, and a human hamster wheel for a stunt been demonstrated that, god help us all, recently celebrated its 30 th commemoration. While YouTube star Liza Koshy will host, O.G. emcee Marc Summers will be back to stipulate colour note, thus staving off a rampage gathering of thirtysomethings.
A Highly English Scandal em >( Amazon ) strong>
June 29
A Very English Scandal would be irresistibly titillating even if it wasn’t based on a real-life tabloid brouhaha, albeit one that American audiences are likely unfamiliar with. In Britain in the 1970 s, MP Jeremy Thorpe has a secret circumstance with a younger lesbian lover reputation Norman Scott, which he is frantic to keep secret as his working careers takes off. When Scott is found dead, Thorpe stands tribulation for his murder. As for the Very English Shed: Hugh Grant and Ben Whishaw play the doomed lovers.
Sharp Objects ( HBO ) strong>
July 8 at 9 p. m. ET
* WHEE-OO WHEE-OO*( That’s a 911 -emergency alarm bell, if you couldn’t tell .) Amy Adams is starring in a HBO prestige drama thriller! I recur, Amy Adams is starring in a HBO prestige thriller! Make your soul pills, because it merely gets better from there. The line is adapted from the slam record by Gillian Flynn, who wrote Gone Girl ( heard of it ?). Buffy , Mad Men , and UnREAL veterinary Marti Noxon, too hectic the summer months with Dietland , is architect and showrunner. Patricia Clarkson and Elizabeth Perkins round out the throw. Get thee to a ventilator.
Heathers ( Paramount ) strong>
July 10 at 10 p.m. ET
Rebooting and renewing efforts that are considered generational canon can run the range from induced to blasphemous, and the jury is still out on where this Heathers series falls on that spectrum. The senior high school dark comedy flip-flop the script by making one of the Heathers genderqueer, evoked by male actor Brendan Scannell. But the series’ aviator, which was made available earlier this year, was exploded for a lack of nuance and predisposition that territory on, as The Daily Beast’s Samantha Allen wrote, a” LGBT-bashing hallucination .”
The Outpost ( The CW ) strong>
July 10 at 8 p. m. ET
The logline for The Outpost is so CW-evocative and high-concept that it is able to tell us it describes The 100 or The Tomorrow People or The Secret Circle em> or The Messengers of The[ Fill in the Blank ] em> rebooted, and we’d believe you. That alleged, those proves are all recreation! This one is about the lone survivor of an entire scoot who detects supernatural supremacies while hearing how to stay alive. Sure!
Burden of Truth ( The CW ) strong>
July 11 at 8 p. m. ET
Some Smallville actresses grow high-ranking recruiters for a hateful copulation sect. Others graduate to topline The CW’s version of Erin Brockovich . In Burden of Truth , Kreuk dallies a big-city lawyer who returns to her hometown to take the case of a group of girls who are all suffering from a inscrutable illness. By the end of the season, we hope she gets justice, and that we stop instinctively typing Burden of Proof instead of Truth . em>
Castle Rock ( Hulu ) strong>
July 25
Castle Rock is the mysterious Maine town where many of Stephen King’s legends are given. Castle Rock is a new anthology series from J.J. Abrams that envisages a Stephen King multiverse of sorts, where characters and storylines from across the author’s works, including Cujo , The Dark Half , and The Dead Zone , will meet in an original narrative starring Sissy Spacek, Andre Holland, and It ‘ s Bill Skarsgard. This is exciting, morons!
Building It ( NBC ) strong>
July 31 at 10 p.m. ET
Amy Poehler and Nick Offerman are co-hosting a crafting line, be still my twee feeling. It’s as if The Great British Baking Show made a pit stop in Pawnee, with the Parks and Recreation stars filling oodles of felt, glue, and wry feeling for a competition sequence that has entrants fashioning handmade goods. Poehler’s self-described crafting naivete and Offerman’s mythical woodworking talents will inform their inspiration, counseling, and narration.
Disenchantment ( Netflix ) strong>
Aug. 17
In Dreamland , an alcoholic princess called Bean and her vivacious elf comrade mentioned Elfo navigate giants, sprites, harpies, gremlins, trolls, and Bean’s personal demon, Luci, on a series of accidents. The animated sequence comes from Simpsons tale Matt Groening, and, to talk of demented sovereign pedigree, boasts Broad City ‘ s Abbi Jacobson passing the voice casting. Yaaas queen. Err, princess.
The Innocents ( Netflix ) strong>
Aug. 24
” Romeo and Juliet, but they’re shapeshifters .” Who knows if that was the actual pitch for The Innocents , in which star-crossed teenage buffs Harry and June run away from their families only has found that June has the power to shapeshift.( You think you know someone .) It’s a superhuman have entered into Netflix’s exploding young adult infinite, on the ends of another watercooler season of breakout stumbled 13 Grounds Why.
Jack Ryan ( Amazon ) strong>
Aug. 31
Are you among those irate that, for all his brilliant directing and are active in A Gentle Place , John Krasinski committed the cinematic guilt of hindering his damn shirt on the whole term? He Who Was Jim Halpert, famously tan since leaving Dunder Mifflin, ascends to action protagonist status to make the baton as Jack Ryan in Amazon’s spin on the Tom Clancy series. Krasinski’s biceps have large-hearted sleeves to fill, following Chris Pine, Alec Baldwin, and Ben Affleck in the role.
Lodge 49 ( AMC ) strong>
August 2018
The network that brought you the incubating ennui of Don Draper, the tortured moral nervousnes of Walter White, and all those zombies interposes its new complicated leading man: a surfer dude? Lodge 49 is a new tonal direction for the network, performing Wyatt Russell as well-meaning but rudderless former surfer–a” adorable loser ,” as the network’s president of programming describes–who moves into a frat lodge in Long Beach after the death of “his fathers”, be expected to get his life on track, but receiving it unusually derailed by his new support system.
All About the Washingtons ( Netflix ) strong>
Summer 2018
Run-DMC’s Rev. Run( aka Joey Simmons) rectifies up his own account of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with this delicately autobiographical sitcom in which Simmons and his wife, Justine, play fictionalized versions of themselves growing their own families of four girls.
Insatiable ( Netflix ) strong>
Summer 2018
The logline for Insatiable predicts,” A dishonored, dissatisfied civil lawyer-turned-beauty pageant tutor( Dallas Roberts) makes on a vengeful, bullied teenager Patty( Debby Ryan) as his patient, and has no idea what he’s about to unleash upon the world .” We have no idea either, as Netflix hasn’t exhausted much more information than that. But it’s formed Lauren Gussis, an alum from Dexter , so consider us plotted by how that insight translates to the teen appeal pageant life.
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