#I LOVE DERANGED MEN!!!!!

[anachronistic-falsehood]

OUGOGUGGOFUU THAT PART IN THE LAST TOKYO GHOUL EP WHERE KANEKI CATCHES A BLADE WITH HIS TEETH AND BITES IT IN HALF. THAT WAS HOT

[poltoreveur]

I could fix him but I kinda like him a little murderous and psychotic tho

[atopvisenyashill]

Cersei and Kevan are interesting because their personalities mesh kinda well, and Kevan talks to Cersei with the sort of blunt deference that Cersei would respond best to (she thinks she needs someone fawning over her but what she needs is someone who respects her mind but will argue with her, and Kevan has a certain amount of deference for her because of her station and the fact that she’s Tywin’s oldest). He has the years of training that she needs, without the stubborn mindset that Tywin has regarding the succession of Casterly Rock (he calls her Lady of the Rock, and asks to be made castellan and not Lord because he understands she comes before him in the succession and Jaime is a lost cause!!). BUT. Like Tywin, he takes her every failure and erratic move as confirmation that she’s not fit to rule instead of a confirmation that she has the drive but not the training!! So he just writes her off completely, let’s the Faith utterly humiliate her, and gets shanked the moment he gets into power. rip kevan you could have been barth or otto levels of powerful if only you could get past your misogyny and cersei’s debilitating mental illnesses.

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

milex highlights from the studio brussel interview (x)

[rainbow-wolf120]

Two deranged lunatics. What could happen?

[rooftopdaigos]

For self indulgent purposes

[lemoonthetwink]

Rime is here!

Might turn this serie into print, idk, I should think of it I guess

[archerofunspeakablelove]

SpaceDogs was allegedly started because someone was trying to ship adam TOWERS with nigel and everyone played a game of telephone and got confused. don't get me wrong i love spacedogs but ADAM TOWERS AND NIGEL. GUYS!!! THE POTENTIAL

[linka-from-captain-planet]

The L Word: Faerûn

one thing I do to keep myself entertained in a playthrough (and fantasy post-game) is to imagine it's just absolutely riddled with dyke drama involving literally every female character I find attractive, no matter how obscure, so I made myself a The Chart to keep track.

Alekto is my drow Tav (conceptualized as "Bette Porter but stupid and makes even worse decisions"), everyone else is probably recognizable except maybe Adrielle who is the girlfailure (hot) paladin from the Hag Support Group. Wyll and Dammon are the only men with rights in this universe so they also get to be here

Not pictured but definitely on The Chart somewhere:

Mystra (the Jenny Schecter of Faerûn probably)

Viconia and Jaheira prob hate-fucked at least once

Everyone at Sharess' Caress (Hoots is obvi a hub, Naoise always gives her blessing to Lae'zel in my game if you know what I mean)

All of Nine-Fingers' Ladies and all of the Umberlee worshipers (mega polycule from hell)

the hot quartermaster and hot ghustil at Creche Y'llek were secretly super in love (RIP)

Z'rell for sure is in the Older Woman Quadrant but not sure where, probably a hatefuck for Minthara at some point at least

Orin, but she's the one woman in this entire game I don't care for tbh so didn't bother to include her

[jennycalendar]

I like to assume that teenage Gethan was toxic as hell with every interaction either ending in a fistfight or a make-out session. (Or both). But while that is so fun, it truly does pale by comparison to them being so visibly DIVORCED in their 40s.

I AGREE. however one imagines gethan when they first got together, i don't think anything they were up to in their teens could ever hold a candle to whatever the fuck they're doing now. passive aggressive psychological warfare that somehow also involves biting and blood and giles throwing ethan through windows.

[orange-overload]

i present to u, my babygirls ever

(and my self insert/sona bc. i can. fuck you.)

[okitanoniisan]

i keep saying i need to make some zhaoryu shit but i'm back on my y5 kazusaeji bullshit again they are just so. m

[vvo1d1ing]

I should mention my track record with fictional men who I spend too long thinking about and how I categorize them;

Hannibal Lecter - My first love, My muse, you will notice my love for him in everything I create, he will never leave my heart because he is what made me realize I have one. He treated me so well

Johnny Silverhand - My toxic side piece, this man came in my world, broke MY heart and then left me a lifeless husk, smh,, i still cry about him at times,,,,,

Zenos (Yae) Galvus - HE FIXED ME. HE MADE ME PICK MYSELF UP WHEN I WAS AT MY LOWEST. THIS BPD ASS HAVING BITCH UNDERSTOOD ME, SAW ME FOR ME. WE ARE MARRIED NOW. HE IS MY FIRST HUSBAND. FUCK OFF.

Emet-Selch - Second husband, we aren't on the best of terms since he decided to stop being a silly lil insane clown dude. We are fine now but man, I miss his evil shenanigans

Astarion Ancunin - My new, third husband. He's currently fine but I'm sure after a while I can convince him to actually be a worst person than what he ever was because as we established, I love 'em fucked and insane like me

Lord Enver Gortash - The rat living in my brain walls, I called the exterminator but he made it worse. Now the rat is asking me to pay rent even though I own the place AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE IS THERE

[ztinkyztuff]

its so damn late and im awake and obsessing over transformers (more specifically G1) and trying to like...figure out how to read the comics so I understand the basic storyline like.... its not even funny anymore like hyperfixations go BRRRRR all through my mind and I feel the silly rambunctious energy flowing through my silly little veins

also the reason transformers is coming up is cause i rewatched the G1 transformers movie from 1986 and thought "woahhh robots fighting how come i didn't think this was AWESOME before????"

(ALSO THE RECOGNITION IVE BEEN GETTING FROM MY NIGHCRAWLER POSTS???? GUYS TYSMMM :DDD)

[arachnid-guts]

I love how my brain was like OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS GAME!!!!!!! DISCO ELYSIUM!?!?!?? HELL YEAH, NEURON ACTIVATION. WE ARE GONNA CONSUME THIS BECAUSE ME HAPPY WHEN I SEE THEM BITCHES!!!!!!! Then two months later i don't know what the fuck happened and now tf2 is eating my ass like, this hyperfixation is even worse... Wow.

[torosdottir]

its frustrating w the whole "incapable of expressing my sexual urges towards women" thing bc like i recognise thats not really good for my mindset i know it makes me weird and repressed but at the same time its not a joke that women are constantly sexualised and objectified thats real and i do genuinely think its bad to say explicit things about women you dont know. or even women you do know but not like that. i do literally believe it would be ethically wrong to publicly comment on some gifset of some real human actress portraying a character i love about how i want to **** ********* **** *** ***** or *** ** ***** **** ****** *** **** * ****** see im not capable of it but this shit is not good for the way i feel about my sexuality