#I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teddybeartoji]

get good sleep or else 😈

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳m– mommy.. ? dani i think u need to come over and Make me sleep... (😏😏) the situation is dire i need a helping hand i think (😏😏😏😏😏)

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

Hello bestie I come bearing BIRDS

🕊️🦤🦩

also obligatory 🦃 because he Haunts and Vexes me

tumblr just deleted my entire response so im going to walk into the sea? ANYWAY. kissing u on the mouth for these birds. and rip @ your turkey stalker.

🕊️ a sweet quote (something sweet, fluffy! maybe it's cute or funny banter! or sappy wedding vows!)

Trent was a warm, comforting weight, partly curled into Ted’s side and partly lying on top of him, face buried in his chest and hair everywhere. Seeing the usually so cool and collected reporter all disheveled and loose and relaxed was—

Well, it was privilege. And if Ted thought he looked kinda cute, curled up like this, hair askew, that was his business.

Anyway, it was… nice. Trent was breathing deep and even, and Ted could feel himself relaxing, too.

local idiots STILL not together more at 10

🦤 a quote you had to delete :( (but still wanna share!)

this one might be saved but it's looking like probably not so! close enough!

“I have had numerous drag personas,” said Beard, leaning back in his chair. “Some of whom are now legally dead.” “What the fuck does that mean,” said Roy.

🦩dealer's choice (choose any quote at all! or the summary / ao3 tags thing! whatever! wild card!)

Ted continues to stare, eyebrows scrunched together, and then after a moment, he says, “Trent.” He takes a breath, head tilting slightly like he’s trying to think of a gentler way to say this, and then he gives up and says, “That’s pretty fucked up. And I’m real sorry that happened to you.”

trent: haha anyway that's a story from my childhood ted, staring with abject horror: trent: what

ah, Autism Childhood Experiences... gotta love em.

🦃 a big, meaty quote (JUST A BIG OL PARAGRAPH YOU WANNA SHARE)

Ted nodded to himself, throat dry, chest tight. “Uh, right,” he said. “Well. I’ve said my piece.”

He turned to go, not trusting his face not to give him away, and said, managing to keep his voice steady, “I suppose I should—”

“Wait,” Trent said, finally breaking the silence, but it was his tone that made Ted stop in his tracks. It was almost a gasp, genuinely desperate. Not polite, or pitying, or reluctant—almost ripped from his throat with its sincerity.

Ted turned to look at him only to see—a most unexpected sight.

Trent Crimm was blushing. He was actually blushing.

“I—you. Um. Yes,” he said, stumbling over his words.

Ted blinked. “What was that, there?” he said.

“A date,” Trent blurted out. “You didn’t actually—ask? I. Yes. A date.”

Ted raised his eyebrows, but something was dawning: Trent may not have been shocked and upset.

“Are you saying yes to a question I haven’t asked?” he said. There was hope, now, in his heart, but he also couldn’t resist teasing a little.

“…yes,” said Trent, a little sheepish. And then... “You could—you could save me the embarrassment and ask, you know.”

“I dunno,” said Ted, tapping his chin faux-thoughtfully. “I’m kind of enjoying this.”

Trent’s blush deepened.

[charlieshandmaiiden]

i’m studying but i am thinking of you and i’m sad

Can you hear the scariest most terrifying screams now? Yeah it's me

I MISS YOU SO MUCH DARLING

God I'm sooooo sad that you're sad aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stupid exams😡😡😠😡😡🤬🤬😤😤😤😤😖😖😖👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

↑how I spend the days when we don't talk enough

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[chiisana-lion]

[marisatomay]

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[yiga-hellhole]

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[fosliie]

College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline

[soaptaculart]

Postcanon Farcille indulgence

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]