#I SAID WHAT I SAID.

[chronicbabyfever]

"i'm just a girl!"

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[lpsotd]

hello i have an usual request ^_^ do you think you could assign an lps to spongebob?

this is ... definitely not the weirdest ask i've received. but yknow what, i like weird, so yeah, i'll do it

spongebob is donkey #2588

patrick is kitten #606

squidward is longhair #345

mr krabs is hermit crab #2024 (obviously)

sandy is squirrel #444 (again, obviously)

plankton is guinea pig #1368

mrs puff is persian #453

and karen is shorthair #2094

don't ask me to explain anything, i won't.

[bethiewhimsy]

i loooove aroace characters because i can headcanon them all over the spectrum. alastor is so romance-neutral aromantic, sex-repulsed asexual <3

[bartonsarcheryacademy]

This goes out to all the lovers of rare ships..

What is/are your favorite ship/s in the Marvel fandom?

No need to explain why and how. I’m just curious.

[eddiesxangel]

Modern!Eddie would like Drake and Josh, he would be a big Nickelodeon guy. also a big Sponge Bob guy.

[xluciifer]

I love when Vox just goes fucking unhinged.

That's very hot of him, he should do that more.

[im-getting-help]

I mean, I read the entirety of King James Bible over the summer...

*Ghostbusters theme*

I'M AND ADULT VIRGIN 🎶📯🎺📯🎺

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

do you think Bunsen and Beaker ever explored each other’s bodies

[ranpd]

anyways for valentines day i hope all people unhappy in their relationships break up forever ever 🩷

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

me when i remember that gojo never hated geto even once and never stopped seeing him as a best friend even after he killed him. me when gojo’s only regret was not having geto there to support him before his final battle. me when im satoru gojo and i choose to love one single person for the rest of my life

[divine-misfortune]

Rain and Dew have the "let me crack open your chest and live inside your ribcage so that I may be your beating heart" type of love. They're obsessed with each other, your honor. And it's disgusting.

[gabiioreblogs]

[momentsofamberclarity]

if you make stimboards or other posts with dni banners on them, not only am I blocking you for how little you understand of the internet, but I am also wishing you a very I Hope You Get Zero Notes On Your Posts For This Display of Ridiculousness.

you are contradicting your own purpose for creating these gifsets by watermarking them with dnis that do not reflect the views of the creator whose content you giffed and are oftentimes inaccessible to the nd audience you are trying to reach.

your dni banner is not an artist watermark and is an ablest eyesore.

[burnrage]

What muses are you itching to write that you haven't previously?

yo i really wanna write joe goldberg or a villain, but i haven't finished watching you and also tumblr rpc get in arms when you write antags/villains. but imma do it anyway when i finally catch up on the show.

[genderqueerpond]

if you think what the mass internet hate mobs have done to ana mardoll is justified - or, indeed, anything short of horrific - please let me know so I can block you. you're NOT safe for disabled trans people (regardless of who you are) and I never want to take the risk of accidentally trusting you. this is the hardest line i have ever drawn about anything and hopefully the hardest line I will ever have to.

[lexyscross]

The GG thing was a horrible decision, and you will NEVER convince me otherwise.

There was 0 good reason for Glen and Glenda to be a doll again. If they wanted to be one person again so badly (something they haven't been since the were 6 in the first life), then they should've put Glen's soul into Glenda's body. They had every opportunity.

I refuse to believe the twins are happy giving up their lives to be a fucking doll. They'd just turned 18, they had a boyfriend, probably had friends, mthey wanted to be actors. Now they have to live in total hiding.

Like so many things on this show, this bullshit was done because Don only listens to the fans who want nothing more than "KILLER DOLLS LOL," and who flip their shit at any depth or good writing.

Glen and Glenda deserve better. They deserve to have a real life. And now they can't. All because of Don pandering to his most lackluster fanbase.