#I Said No

[lavndvrr]

i was just telling my bestie about how much I hate calypso and now she’s trying to guess who I ship Leo with by listing off every female character in the books

[ebechnasheim]

NO. NOPE. NUH UH.

📸 christian.x

[urfaveblackhole]

Please subject Harlan Ellison to some of that good, good spaghettification.

Harlan Ellison from real life is getting sucked into a black hole!

[vladimirka]

Inuyasha kacchako edition

[princeloww]

I JUST GOT JUDGED SO HARD. I bought a Catherine Tate show DVD from a charity shop and the old woman at the counter looked at it and went "Oh... 😒" and then LAUGHED?? GIRL why are you hating on Catherine Tate

[dangerousdan-dan]

Currently fighting the battle (trying to resist the urge to read Batgirl (2000) yet again)

[ineffableaddiction]

Aziraphale, on the inside: I said no. My heart is saying no, but I have to leave you, just for a time. To save YOU, to save US. As much as it hurts both of us, it’s the only way.

I love you who you are. Don’t come to heaven. We’ll lose what makes us… US. We’ll remain an angel and a demon who went along with heaven and hell as far as we could. Now we need to break down both.

[xpau-official]

psst

oi

*cutely spikes the choccy milk*

BRO 💀💀

[sockeyesoren]

Is now a good time to confess that the Reigen massage scene convinced me to watch mp100

[raspberryconverse]

Fic writers: How do you write smut without getting all hot and bothered?

I just wrote a scene while my spouse was in therapy and it's taking me every ounce of self control not to jump their bones.

It does help that the cat has taken her place on their lap and I know I still have garlic breath from my lunch.

[cadmusfly]

I am not going to draw a body pillow design for all 26 marshals even if it would be funny

At most I’ll next draw Bessie, Murat, Davout, maybe Masséna, redo Lannes, and Junot as an honorary one but I’m also very easily influenced by what people tell me to do

But it’d also be funny to not draw Napoleon because come on he already has lots of them

Flashbacks to the napoleon body pillow virtual reality avatar I found when looking for VR chat avatars

Also I’m genuinely getting better at drawing when I do these and that’s the worst part

[mariana-oconnor]

Look, I may have accidentally created an aroace character, but now I'm going back to make a non-aroace character so I can romance the disaster wizard and live in his magical library.

This is a completely rational action and not in any way weird.

[ask-pavitr]

This is Jingles, she says hi

HI JINGLES YOU'RE SO CUTE

is she okay in the second picture she looks like she's in pain

she looks very squishable but she also looks like she'd bite me if I tried (that won't stop me)

I love animals :3

[desire-mona]

mo I have this beloved 10 year old Sony dvd player that does not hold a charge whatsoever but runs so very well and has been by my side for so long. you and it are very similar in my head. you’re like when computers still had the cd thingy. I say this with all the love and fondness in my heart. ok bye🐕

cries and cries and cries and cries. thank u that is so kind. id like to give off a dvd title screen energy but im not exactly sure how to go about doing that. ive been reading my staff stuff for the past like 45 minutes and god im so bored its all important but MAN i kinda just wanna lay down. theres this dog at work named ellie that i only saw when i came in for my interview but when i saw her i thought of u

[dykeofmisfortune]

rich roommate invited me out to rich dinner with her parents and their friends but she had to warn me that they were. how you say. Racist republican politicians

[faithhopeloveandtherapy]

Me: *has a 2yo in placement, a 5mth old currently with me for holiday care, and the day after he leaves, 1yo twins arriving for a week*

Fostering: Oh hey can you take a 4 mth old baby tomorrow for 8 days?