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Freshman Tom 🤝 Thesaurus. Sorry. anon, he's just- Lorem Ipsum.
#I think small Tom was overcompensating HARD for the lack of prior magical knowledge and went around sounding like#he spent around an hour looking up the least used words#I love silly asks#I can't be normal even for a second#I SWEAR I am making regular art too#my art#ask#shitpost#tom riddle#tom marvolo riddle#hp#harry potter fanart#harry potter
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit#so a normal day for me basically#you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid#his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab#but underneath it all he really is just some kid#okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something#Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here#the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid#he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle#& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly#it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything#& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior#so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment#& then Batman is there#whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever
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hewwo
#it me#ok to rb#i havent taken a normal selfie in a While and i didnt recognize myself for a second and needed to fix it w pics so. enjoy< 3#i am genuinely so sleepies today#also i feel like my face still looks different from even last month to this one. i can't place why either#bun.life
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the genuine warmth and amused affection in emmrich's little chuckle at the second mourn watch background option here does something to my heart. I love you too, emmrich. also possibly a quote from the watcher oaths? "To always watch over the boundaries of death, and measure the dreaming sea."
man I love the mourn watch. these bitches love poetry. fucking insufferable classics major goths of thedas (wildly affectionate)
#that ingellvar life. watcher background privileges. always winning never losing. can we offer you a skull in these trying times#'and measure the dreaming sea' is such a pleasing line. flows perfectly. hall of fame phrasing#along with 'please speak to me through the dust and the tide'#also I've spoken about this a million times but I do love how much quoting familiar texts is its own language between the watcher character#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#emmrich volkarin#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#rye never sounds so much like a little boy as when he's speaking to emmrich haha. 'lead the way professor!!'#my insufferable watcher lads 'well thank god there's SOMEONE normal in this house or I don't know what I'd do'-ing each other#and marvelling at everyday sights b/c they've lived in a grave most of their life. emmrich is going to gently kindly pester rye#about writing papers for the watchers b/c he doesn't buy the 'oh me I'm a glorified tour guide really I haven't hit the books in ages' act#for even a second. it's too late rye. he knows you're smart now. you can't ruefully bumble your way out of this one he saw you kill god#varric lit the 'believing in you and your potential kid' torch and by god emmrich picked it up when he passed it on
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in the party poison tag getting excited when party poison is there. who would've thought
#i can't remember when a fictional character has affected me this much#why do i have a visceral reaction seeing this red haired twink on my screen for even a second#i've got to get normaler#danger days#ttlotfk#the true lives of the fabulous killjoys#party poison#mcr#my chemical romance#angel.txt
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i want to write jason & natalia but head so scattered.....
#its not anything grand really#just a fic of them sitting & chatting on a rooftop. there's a breeze carrying a faint spray of rainwater after a thunderstorm has died down#they're watching the moon#natalia tucks one of jays curls behind his ear & cups his face & tells him she missed him#tells him shes glad he is alive#& jay can do nothing but blink back tears because when has anyone ever said that?#that theyre glad hes back? [except talia ofc]#he gets to hide his face in someone's neck like he's fifteen again & can be held#he gets to be loved again#fuuuuck dude talia mention just gave me the vision of writing jason introducing talia & natalia#im not sayin theyre besties but the three of them could definitely go out for some fancy dining & exchange notes on wine & how fucking#stupid bruce is 💗#truly believe they wouldnt want to discuss bruce at first but when they do natalia helps talia take that final step of letting her misplace#affection for him go. SAID AS A BRUTALIA SHIPPER BTW#idk i just think them being bittersweet divorcees is The Flavour but talia loves fiercely & deeply & will def need a hot second to truly le#go of the idea of being with him. shes extremely logical & ruthless ofc & will NAWT gaf abt some guy who doesnt treat her right#i KNOW but you must understand. they were deeply fond of each other. bruce however has the problem of wanting to fuck gotham fr#whereas talia is normal to an extent. so. yea she does take her time & looking at all the shit that jason went thru at his hands + nat's#support would be the last straw methinks. i don't think theyre capable of hating each other fully ever but.#she finally lets go.#wait where was i. JASON NATALIA & TALIA TRIO. RIGHT. ugh guysssss what do i doooo#i have a zine fic to complete but also that jay leaves the bats wip is haunting me + That One dick & jay fic that has me by the throat#& now this.#theres several other wips ofc but these are in the forefront of my mind.#feel like i should give up on all of these & resort to being an aftg girlie exclusively. i have had jean & neil thoughts for YEARS#the vindication i felt when the new trilogy explored their dynamic??? ethereal. unmatchedddd.#or i should just. stop writing 🙂↕️#can't be haunted by visions you don't even plan on bringing to fruition thumbs up emoji. thats a good plan#veering off into intrusive thoughts territory lolololololol
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Yk this was a silly doodle but then my tablet momentarily DIED died and I thought I lost this so I finished it out of spite.
DOGtor Trayaurus and.. uh.. UH.. Dan (I PANICKED I CANT THJNK OF ANY PUNS-)
#DanTDM#dr trayaurus#clemont_ine#dan & tray#DanTDM fanart#Furry#Furry art#I feel like the only furry who can't draw dogs (other than borzois) and that needed to change okay.#Not counting grim he's like. Bones#That doesn't count. Right???#Normal living breathing dogs are such a struggle..#ANYWAY#So Trayaurus is a borzoi ofc ofc#They're so tall and strange I love them#They're like if a worm on a string had legs its wonderful#But DAN#is a Chinese Crested dog (I think that's what they're called-)#WHICH I DIDNT KNOW EXISTED UNTIL YESTERDAY#AND IM SO MAD. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THOSE#NOT EVEN CAUSE OF HOW MANY ANIMALS I KNOW#(Like how did these dogs slip under the radar)#BUT BECAUSE THEYRE SO PERFECT FOR EMO OR SCENE FURRIES????????#CMON MAN IVE EMO FRIENDS IVE FURRY FRIENDS#IVE EMO FURRY FRIENDS HOW THE FUCK DID NONE OF US KNOW (OR MENTION) THESE DOGS#they're so cunty I love them#Anyway yes this was the product of me going to edit my au notes and completely misunderstanding “space dog” for a second.#“space dog what when did I make a furry au” YOU DUMBASS THATS YOUR GODDAMN DEAD DAN AU. OMFG.
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Okay okay so listen. Hastings? He Brings Poirot some pajamas and a razor for his stay, right? normal stuff. yes. normal enough.
aagh and look at their hands touching!
and this little look as their hands touch??? EXCUSE ME LADS?? ahem sorry what anyway
But Poirot is staying in the room someone was murdered in
AND HASTINGS. BLESS 'IM. HE'S. WORRIED ABOUT POIROT
AND HE LINGERS FOR A MOMENT. EVEN AFTER POIROT ASSURES HIM THAT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE
Listen, Poirot. Hastings isn't just there saying stuff about worrying about you because he's afraid of ghosts. I mean. he *is* afraid of ghosts. But the man walked into a room with a gun earlier ready to protect his friends because he's pretty damn fearless. POIROT, LISTEN TO ME. HASTINGS IS TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT HE'S LONELY AND HE MISSES YOU BUT HE CAN'T THINK OF HOW TO SAY IT BECAUSE ALL HE CAN DO IS BRING YOU PYJAMAS AND TELL YOU TO BE CAREFUL OKAY IT'S ALL HE KNOWS HOW TO DO
but of course Poirot has already decided that Hastings doesn't care for him like that so there's nothing for him to read into but LISTEN POIROT I CAN SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL I KNOW WHY HE STAYED
I'm losign my mindhggfajhgkjagslkf
#Hastings didn't want to leave Poirot alone in that room!! but in the end he was too chicken to offer staying in there with him!!!#Because he's not supposed to offer to do things like that!! But! But! Hastings!! Probably hasn't felt normal!!#For a very long time!! And finally his friend Poirot is there to visit him and he's suddenly feeling at ease!!#Finally someone is there who understands him!! Who knows what he's been through! His dearest friend!!#AND HE CAN'T EVEN SPEND EVERY WAKING SECOND WITH HIM! Because apparently that isn't what 'normal men' DO#'Normal men' are supposed to go off and get married and have children#and when their wives send them literally **out of the continent** because they '''''''need a break''''''#'normal men' don't cry about it or ask to stay in their best friends' room at night!!#but maybe. just maybe. In that moment. as he lingered. Hastings was tempted to throw caution into the wind! to ask to stay anyway!#BUT HE COULDN'T BECAUSE SOCIETAL PRESSURE! UGH#HASTINGS! POIROT! YOU TWO! NEED TO KISS ABOUT THIS!! OR I **SWEAR**!!!#8.2 Murder in Mesopotamia#Poirot#Poirot series#poirot x hastings#hastirot#back on my screencapping bullshit again
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Next time maybe Alfie. Keep up the good work.
#I wonder if Alfred feels like he has to do all this#he doesn't get to see as much of Gotham or what Bruce deals with aside from second hand accounts#maybe he fixates on more normal details to try and snap the rest of them out of whatever's eating at them#I think Alfred's one hundred percent on board with the mission don't get me wrong. He just sees part of his role in this to be enforcing th#other side too. Considering that Alfred's a stiff upper lip MI6 agent/soldier at various points in canon#maybe he can't even understand Bruce/has overcome his own issues with separating his “job” from his life?#Well that doesn't make sense because at times Alfred's “job” HAS become his entire life (see Julia depending on canon)#So maybe he's trying to prevent that for Bruce...#hmmm#alfred pennyworth#batman#dc comics#personal
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I know the concept of more supernatural/paranormal elements is cool but it will never stop being funny to me that in every series ever, when a ghost shows up the main characters have to do rituals & research the history of the haunted item or house or even whole town & use specific items like salt & incense & talisman to banish the ghost all dramatically & supernaturally, but in Danny Phantom this kid just shows up with nothing but his fists, a thermos, & pent up aggression. put em the fuck UP, you ectoplasmic son of a—
#Danny Phantom#i'm watching caped crusader & i can't stop thinking. if Danny was here he would've beaten the shit outta this ghost 5 minutes in#also this is why whenever someone throws a ''who would win Danny or X'' scenario at me i always say Danny if he was being serious#cuz this kid has the perfect combo of superpowers. he only seems like a loser because all his villains ALSO have those powers#if he went up against anyone else & had adhd medication he'd win laughably easy#i know it's easier to write him as so incompetent any normal human villain can take him out despite his powers#but realistically by s2 i feel like unless they have anti-ghost weapons or some kind of mind control going on#they simply could not even touch Danny let alone fend him off or take him down#Danny could literally just possess them for 1 second & when they're having a possession hangover cuff em. easy peasy lemon squeezy
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Shouma's "thing" during his henshin is seizing up as the suit materializes because his gavv is eating so much candy at once it seems to send him into a quick sugar coma. In a way, it shows that Shouma's eager to be happy, to make other people happy after a lifetime of misery, and that's symbolized by him gobbling as many desserts as he can. Hanto's "thing" is ripping off the foil coating his armour because he had to "buy" prepackaged chocolates (aka snatch chocolate Gochizos from Shouma) in order to henshin. This might point towards him being a willing 'experiment' for Kenzo Suga, but he's not a blind tool - he won't hesitate to search for the truth and find a way out. So I wonder what Sachika's "thing" will be...doing a little flip because you need to set purin upside down on a plate in order to have the caramel sauce on top? And while you could just eat the purin straight from the pudding cup, it looks a lot nicer on a plate aka it's a small thing that makes people happy? Not unlike how Sachika's career is centred around everyday jobs and requests that are important to people?
#14shyx#kamen rider#kamen rider gavv#at least this is my take on how the 'thing' in our sweet duo's henshins work#this interpretation could evolve as the show progresses#it's a detail i really like (alongside shouma's glowing purple eyes vs hanto's normal eyes)#sachika's my second fave gavv character + her getting partial focus episodes has gotten me so excited#i can't stop thinking and i can't wait for the day she henshins#even if that means i have to put my face in my hands#bc i do that with every new episode of gavv anyway :D#they dump trauma on us every ep
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i'd buy it 🔥🔥🔥
#I DREW AS FAST AS I COULD#LOVE HIM#NORMALLY#two seconds and his shitty car was all i needed#can't wait for cheonliang arc !!!!#even though i thought he was eli w a different haircut before i actually read the chapter SJDFS#jaegyeon na#lookism webtoon#manhwa#garoarts
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#does it make me a bad person if today wasn't as hard as everyone seems to think it was?#(first mother's day without mom)#i had like three people text me ''i know today is difficult...'' but it actually wasn't?#it was a normal sunday?#dad's off camping with friends so it was actually nice having hte house to myself#literally only thought about Things when ppl texted me about it and even then only for a few seconds#but i feel like i can't SAY that bc it IS hard for a couple of my siblings for sure
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Some Zero Day fans are crazy because they'll be like “Ugh! Cal and Andre aren't gay stop drawing them as twinks you guys are all so weird!” Like girl you post your self-harm online and fetishize Columbine I fear you have no authority on deciding what is weird or not.
#Zero Day#The second embarrassment I feel seeing people act crazy online is real#My normal bar is so low and yet even then some people can't get over it
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I'm turning asks and mentions back on here :)
#THEY FOUND MY SIDEBLOG TOO#like the second I opened asks there :''#and so I've been getting the spam asks there#might as well just have them here if I can't stop them#tumblrs being buggy with my sideblog's inbox too and won't let me delete and block them??#*throws hands in the air* WHATEVER#you can ask and tag this blog like normal#asks with media are good and stuff#I'll even turn on anon#which I do normally try to have anon on#I shut everything off bc of the spam asks#retreating to my side blog didn't work :/#I'm here now :) it'll be fine#hopefully#personal
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Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches
#random pet post#it really is a weird coat pattern#I'm never sure if I should describe him accurately as a white marked tabby or as the first impression people get of a black and white cat#love his little backward C's#I got all my other pets around the same time and they've been dying off one by one this last year or so#I'm down to just this 4yo kit and Bruiser#actually I'm not done whispering in the tags#pretty soon it's just gonna be me and this terrible little man against the world#and he gives me such weird problems you cannot even begin to imagine#took to the leash and harness without a bit of difficulty but I can't take him anywhere cuz he freaks out about people 500ft away#really difficult to find sitters for him cuz he gets so stressed about changes and waits until 3am to SCREAM#he's 17 lbs and wants to sleep on my chest 14 hours a day#took him on a work trip a week or 2 ago cuz of aforementioned petsitting troubles and some kind of wire got crossed#so instead of stress peeing in my laundry basket he now humps the nearest blanket covered limb to alert me of problems#he got scared of his water dish recently and is only now starting to get over it after 3 weeks of drama#he knocked it over last night and humped my leg while I tried to sleep to try and convey to me that he was thirsty#I'm thinking of getting a second cat and just fucking hoping that it'll be normal and maybe Prompto can target it for some of his weirdness
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