#I do stupid cursed images and shitposts

[an-albino-pinetree]

Hey, folks over here! :] I’m sorry I haven’t updated this blog art-wise, in a while- I just wanted to mention my other blog @marble-trees, that I’m currently a little more active on, in case anyone is also into any of the slenderverse series fandoms :]

[steakout-05]

important post regarding AI and Tumblr

i'm making this post just to make my followers aware that Tumblr is having a deal with selling user data to AI companies. as an avid AI Hater™ i'm incredibly against this decision as i think scraping people's data and using it to train models without them knowing is unethical. here's what to do if you don't want your blog to be a part of this:

go to your Blog Settings. on desktop, click your blog button and then click the 'Blog Settings' button on the right sidebar. on mobile, click the three bars in the top left, scroll to your blog button, open the menu underneath and click 'Blog Settings'.

scroll down to where it says "Prevent third-party sharing for [blog name]" and click the button next to it.

as an extra precaution i'm also discouraged searching for my blog from sites like Google and Yahoo as well. i hate the integration of AI into social media and i hope this AI integration trend burns and explodes into a million pieces.

[aliciavance4228]

We already know that Adonis' beauty was a curse, considering the amount of people who were into him (Aphrodite, Persephone, Apollo, Dionysus, Heracles) and the fact that the first two mentioned here were very possessive over him to the point where dude ended up being groomed.

But the theory that I'm about to tell you is just... Yikes!

Many people are wondering how is it that Hades isn't involved at all in any myth about Adonis. He punished Pirithous and Theseus when they tried to steal Persephone, so why wouldn't he try to punish him as well?

There are three main possibilities, and the last one is the most... questionable, to say the least.

1. Persephone loved Adonis as a son

I heard a lot of people claiming that. Wheter it's because they do not want the image of their perfect Underworld couple to be ruined by the existence of a lover or because the idea of Persephone falling for a literal child is simply disturbing (though let's be honest, the same could be said about Aphrodite as well) is up to you guys to decide.

Anyway, here is the passage about Adonis' birth:

"Nine months later the tree split open and the baby named Adonis was born. Because of his beauty, Aphrodite secreted him away in a chest, keeping it from the gods, and left him with Persephone. But when Persephone got a glimpse of Adonis, she refused to return him. When the matter was brought to Zeus for arbitration, he divided the year into three parts and decreed that Adonis would spent one third of the year by himself, one third with Persephone, and the rest with Aphrodite. But Adonis added his own portion to Aphrodite's. Later on, while hunting, he was attacked by a boar and died."

Some people consider that the entire Adonis-Aphrodite-Persephone triangle is in fact similar with the whole Persephone-Hades-Demeter situation from Homeric Hymn to Demeter, and that Persephone plays the role of the mother here. However, when it comes to this theory I'm more inclined to believe that, while Persephone slowly started to perceive Adonis as a lover as he grew older, Hades saw him as some sort of an adoptive son and that's why he was tolerant with him all this time.

2. Persephone was very good at hiding her lover

Though let's be honest, Hades isn't stupid enough not to suspect anything and he would've figured that out sooner or later, due to the mere fact that Adonis was a living mortal. It is common sense in Greek Mythology that mortals aren’t supposed to stay in the Underworld before their time, otherwise Hades sucks at his own job.

3. Hades didn't object to Persephone's relationship with Adonis because he was in love with him too

Okay-okay! I know that it sounds weird or improbable, so let me explain.

First of all, it’s Ancient Greece. We're literally talking here about a historical period and a place where Pederasty not only that existed and was idealized by some briliant minds of the time (Looking at you, Socrates!), but wasn't explicitly prohibited even in the cities that criticized it.

Second of all, both Zeus and Poseidon had a male lover (Ganymedes and Nerites, respectively), so why shouldn't Hades have one too?

The thing is that Hades seems to respect his wife as well, to the point where he allows her to have just as much authority as him. And considering the whole Minthe incident, it’s undersandable why dude would no longer want to have any other extra-conjugal relationship so easily. So what can you do with this hot guy then? Well, it’s simple: share him with your wife! 🧠💥

Thank you for reading this shitpost. I really hope that I managed to change your entire brain chemistry and ruin your day. 👍

[nahualnextdoor]

Character Analysis for Shitpost's Sake (long post; tw suicide discussion):

A funny haha, a whimsy silly image. Something I did in like 10 minutes...

Well behind the scenes I spent an entire night dissecting every episode and book paragraph in my head just to see what box fits what character (I take my silly guys very seriously and my shitposts should represent their characterizations accurately otherwise I'll kill myself).

So, here we go.

Active suicide risk: (literally anyone except Cleo and Six)

-Resus: Pretty obvious and intuitive in my opinion. Our favorite trans allegory emo boy that literally sleeps in a coffin. Hates pretty much every aspect of his life, thinks he's a disappointment to his family simply for existing (and sadly kinda is), and is pretty much fine with death as a whole (most of his friends already went trough it, after all).

-Luke: This one was also pretty obvious in my opinion. While not as clear cut or active as Resus, there was this one time where he decided to banish himself to the Underlands, no hesitation, as soon as he found out (or rather was made to believe) he attacked his parent. He's very often ostracizing himself over his lycanthropy hurting those around him, and for the major part of the book series he believed himself to be a burden for his parents. (Also he has like. Zero sense of self-preservation, at least in the tv show).

-Luella: Oh boy. Where do I begin with you girl. Just her living situation alone is sad enough, add in her attachment issues, her lack of control over her emotions, her crush on a guy that treats her... horribly, and her lack of any meaningful friendship in her life up until she became bffs with Cleo in s2. Honestly I'm just glad that by the end of s2 she's mostly content with her life the way it is, but still... at least on the episodes before she got her shit together, I'd say she's kinda worrying.

-Dixon: Yeah this guy's life is just hell lol. I'm not really getting any suicidal vibes out of him, but it is more than plausible.

10/10:

-Cleo: She's just... I love her 🙏🙏 Badass, one of the most interesting characters of the tv show in my opinion, autistic as fuck (they all are, but she's the one I relate to the most), curses the entire town in order to fix her problems and is pretty much happy despite being in an eternal sisyphean cycle.

Needs to retake the am I gay quiz:

-Resus: self explanatory I think. He really needs to get his shit together because I just cannot tolerate when he's all over Luella "oh luella I need your help with this spell and also brain drain dumped me in a wet cardboard box and killed my grandma 🥺🥺" and then going "well thanks for nothing, fuck u and ur stupid useless magic, also even tho we're nothing I will get all possessive over u at the slightest possibility of u liking Luke hey can we kiss to save the world btw" She deserves so much better than him omg. Boy you're queer!!! Leave her alone and just stay with the werewolf!!!

Cannibalised first in plane crash scenario:

-Resus: I just thought this was funny lol

Adderal prescription ASAP:

-Luke: Also pretty self explanatory. Lycantrophy is the magical equivalent of autism and adhd in this universe, I don't make the rules. Both in the books and in the show he's shown having a hard time focusing on class, finding it easier to just focus on his videogames. He spends hours playing on his console, to the point of ignoring his baisc needs, and is pretty hyperactive in my opinion, at least in the show. Really I wish they'd bring back the idea of Eeafa (or maybe even Luella) figuring out a potion or spell to help him manage his wild side, wich, to me at least, is not only his wolf self, but all of his neurodivergent tendencies in general (basically it would be magical meds that makes you have more control over the wolf form on top helping you study).

Missing person:

-Pretty much all the other kids from the books but I choose Kian because he's kinda the one that has the most relevance and the only one with an available image on the internet that is not a 3 pixels wide scan on the Internet Archive (still love them tho). He could potentially be on active suicide risk once he gets old enough to understand what happened to his parents tho, but thinking about that for more than 5 seconds makes me cry so I prefer not to.

And that is basically it! Thank you for listening to my ramblings and analysis of these silly little guys that keep rotating on my head like rotisserie chicken ballerinas. Next will probably be my still pending character analysis for why I assigned the slimes I did on my slime rancher post.

[t0esniffer69]

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about me because it seems my about me from before broke:

my name is enn, i go by they/them or any pronouns except she/her (you can go WILD with neopronouns if you want i dont care)

my interests are sky cotl, pokemon, minecraft, the owl house, gravity falls, amphibia and probably some other things im forgetting

i have adhd so some things are difficult for me like remembering stuff

im a nonbinary lesbian no i dont care if you think i cant be both

[yourpalrolal]

god its weird thinking about how homestuck was one of my formative experiences growing up

to the point where back when i thought i was a boy i wanted to be just like dave strider

and now theres a nonzero chance i might meet him on this cursed interdimensional website

what would i even say

do i just go up to him like

“hi my names futaba i learned english so i could read the webcomic about you and your friends do you wanna post memes at each other some time”

...

actually that might almost work

gonna need to be some serious top shelf memes though

no reused image macros or stupid rage comics

gotta impress him with my high quality original shitposts

[jesusbutwormonstring]

only a few of my favorite conversations with my favorite bot! :D

[ii-kanjiiiii]

A Crazy Day at Miku Expo

A Vocaloid shitpost story

Warnings: swearing, contains Kaito x Meiko

Chapter 1

It was a normal day in the Cryptonloid household, like always. It was 12pm and Meiko was already up because she’s a normal person.

“GET UP YOU IDIOTS WE HAVE TO LEAVE FOR MIKU EXPOOO!!!!” she woke the rest of the Cryptonloids up as she was a thoughtful person.

“OH SHIT I FORGOT!!” Miku screamed. Her hair looked like Chuckie Finster from Rugrats but had a much larger mass.

“WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE PERFORMING TONIGHT?!!? PLS NOOOOO I HAVE A PIMPLE!!!” Len cried.

Miraculously, all of them had somehow forgotten that they had a Miku Expo concert in the mystical country of Hajarputa that night. Except for Meiko, because she was a responsible person.

Once they were done packing and getting ready, they went into their private Miku jet which was covered with Miku faces and had big words that said “HATSUNE MIKU” because Miku is the best and owns the world.

Inside, ‘World is Mine’ was playing on loop and the wall was covered in Miku wallpaper and posters. Meiko sat on a Miku couch at the front, because Meiko is queen and is obviously the sexiest one. Kaito, being the simp that he is, sat next to her.

Luka went all the way to the back of the Miku jet and sat in a Miku chair in the corner, away from everyone else as she was tired of everyone’s bullshit.

Miku and the demonic twins were in the middle, just jumping around and throwing shit everywhere as they were still high as fUCK from the FRUIT loops they ate for breakfast.

Suddenly, ‘World is Mine’ stopped playing, and the pilot made an announcement through the plane intercom. Or whatever it’s called lmao I don’t know.

“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome onboard Flight Miku. We will be taking off from Sapporo to Hajarputa. I am Sonic the Hedgehog and I am your pilot for today. Just kidding bitch, my name is actually うんち(‘Jonathan Harris’ in Japanese). We are expected to reach Hajarputa in about 22 hours. I swear to God, PLEASE put on your seatbelts or you’re gonna fucking die. We also ask that you ensure your seats are in the upright position for take-off, if not you’ll fucking die. Please turn off all personal electronic devices, if not you’ll fucking die as well. Don’t smoke too, cause you’ll get lung cancer and fucking die. Thank you for choosing Miku Airlines. Enjoy your flight. I definitely will not crash this plane. I swear.”

'World is Mine’ was back playing on loop again.

“Well that was comforting,” Meiko said, being a sarcastic piece of shit.

“Lol what? I don’t remember hiring this man,” Miku said. “Lol, whatever,” she shrugged.

Some time after the Miku Jet took off, Kaito and Meiko started fighting over what they would name their non-existent kid that they would never have.

“If she’s a girl, Sakura is the best name!! It represents beauty and optimism,” Kaito said.

“It also represents death,” Meiko argued. “And who the fuck names their kid after a plant? Enaado is the best name!!”

“The fuck kinda name is Enaado?” Len, who was seated far away from them, muttered to himself. Meiko, who was somehow able to hear him, pulled a super soaker gun out of nowhere and squirted him all the way from the other end of the plane.

Some hours later, the vocaloids were bored as heck and ‘World is Mine’ playing on loop was driving them to insanity(except for Miku of course).

“Can you turn that shit off, Miku? I swear to God, if I hear “sekai de ichiban ohime-sama” one more damn time, my internal organs are going to explode,” Luka said, smashing her head against the wall.

“Geez, fine, Luka! You don’t have to be so mean about it, it’s not my fault you don’t know how to appreciate good art,” Miku rolled her eyes, then she changed the song to ‘Popipo’ on loop, which was probably 100x worse.

“YOU’RE my sekai de ichiban ohime-sama, Me-chan~<3” Kaito UwU-ed. She smacked him with a magazine.

Another time skip, Miku wanted to play truth or dare lmao. Luka, Miku and the twins sat in a circle and started playing.

“Oh yeah, by the way, Mei-nee and Kai-nii are in the game too,” Miku said.

“Wtf no thanks,” Meiko immediately said, not looking up from her magazine about self control & anger management.

“No, you can’t escape, Mei-nee,” Miku replied, staring intensely into her soul. She then got a piece of rope out of nowhere and tied Meiko and Kaito to their chairs.

“TRUTH OR DARE, MEI-NEE?” Miku asked, her eye twitching.

“Ugh, fine. Truth,” Meiko replied, as she had no other choice.

Meanwhile, Kaito was having Vietnam war flashbacks as Miku tying him to the chair reminded him of that one time he got kidnapped by Sonic the Hedgehog. (An event that happened in my other fanfic that I’m not going to post.)

“Do you want to make out with Kai-nii?” Miku asked with a stupid shitty grin on her face.

“What the fuck? Oh, HELL NO. I think I already know how this is gonna go,” Meiko muttered.

“AnSwEr tHe qUeStiOn!!!” Miku yelled impatiently, flipping the fucking table.

“Dare!” Meiko quickly said, sweating.

“I dare you to make out with Kai-nii,” Miku said, raising her eyebrows up and down like fucking Mr. Bean.

Upon hearing this, Kaito’s attention was caught and he snapped out of his Vietnam war flashbacks.

“GODDAMN IT!!” Meiko cursed.

“Oh my GOD, Kaito. Don’t give me THAT look,” Meiko said, terrified for her life as she noticed Kaito looking at her with considerable interest.

“Why the hell did you give that dare, Miku? Literally NO ONE wants to see that shit,” Len said, staring judgingly at Miku. He definitely did not have to see his parents smashing their faces together.

“Yeah, Len’s right,” Luka said. “Aight, Imma head out. Bye bitches,” she flipped her fabulous long hair and strolled out elegantly. Once she reached her seat at the far corner of the plane, she opened her laptop and looked at images of the Gingerbread Man from Shrek.

“Shut up Len and just watch the show!” Rin, who was just as delusional as Miku, scolded.

“MEIKOUT MEIKOUT MEIKOUT MEIKOUT MEIKOUT” the crazy girls started chanting.

I’m so sorry

I really have no idea where this shitty fanfic is going

TIME SKIP LOL

It was nighttime and the Cryptonloids were sleeping in their beds with Miku blankets and ‘Popipo’ was still playing on loop. Suddenly, the Miku Jet started shaking really hard, then everyone flew out of their beds and hit their heads on the ceiling. After a few seconds, the Miku Jet stopped shaking and everyone fell back to the ground.

“Heh heh, sorry folks. Just a little air turbulence is all,” Pilot うんち announced.

“What the actual FUCK?? “A ‘liTtLE’ aIR tUrBuLeNcE” he said!! I don’t think we should be entrusting that guy with our LIVES!!” Meiko seethed. “I’m going to have a word with him.” she stormed off to the Pilot’s cabin.

“Wait Me-chan, I’ll come too,” Kaito said, and tagged along with her for extra support because he was a good boyfriend.

Once they reached the Pilot’s cabin, she slid open the door and shouted “LISTEN UP, MISTER, DO YOUR DAMN JOB PROPERLY!!”

“Oh, Meiko-san, hello!” the pilot spun his chair around and smiled. “Oh, Kaito, you’re here too! How’s it going, buddy? Has Sonic been bothering you any more?”

Meiko and Kaito’s eyes widened as they realised who the pilot was.

“FUKASE??!!!!” they screamed in shock. His Ronald Mcdonald hair was unmistakable.

“No, I’m うんち. Who the hell is Fukase?” うんち/Fukase said.

“WHY ARE YOU FLYING A PLANE, FUKASE??!! AREN’T YOU LIKE, FOURTEEN?!??!!!” Meiko screamed.

“Uh, no, I’m fifteen. Also, the age of consent in Japan is thirteen, sooo I don’t see any problem with it,” he replied.

“WHAT THE HELL DOES AGE OF CONSENT HAVE TO DO WITH FLYING A PLANE???!!” Meiko screamed, ripping her hair out. I really need to stop using scream.

"Umm… with all due respect, Fukase, are you even qualified for this?” Kaito spoke up.

“Yeah, DUH. I’ve had years worth of flight experience from Microsoft Flight Simulator on the Xbox!” he replied. “What kinda dumb shit would hire someone who ISN’T qualified??”

“oH mAN OH GOD OUR LIVES ARE IN THE HANDS OF THAT DUMB KID OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD-“ Meiko was hyperventilating in the corner and hugging her legs, sweat pouring down her face. It was unlike her to freak out like this, she was usually calm and kept her cool. However, this is Fukase we’re talking about, and any rational person would be freaking out and fearing for their lives.

“Breathe, Me-chan, breathe,” Kaito attempted to calm her down. “Don’t worry, okay? Everything’s gonna be just fine. Nothing bad will happen. Everything is okay,” he assured her, hugging her tightly.

“How would YOU know that???” she asked.

“I don’t,” he replied. “When things get rough, denial is all we have,” he said, giving his Stupid Bakaito Grin™.

TO BE CONTINUED MAYBE???1??1

[thewanderingace]

Tagged by @let-the-whump-commence. Thanks!!

1. why did you choose your url?

I had just come out as asexual and felt, at the time, that I was just wandering through life with no purpose so....the wandering ace. It's this blog's third url.

2. any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

So many. I have ones for whump, stargate, history, hawaii five-0, art inspiration, broadway, mental health, and marching band.

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

Since June 2012!! Which is crazy and feels like forever!

4. do you have a queue tag?

Yup. A simple "this is a queue"

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

Because while sitting in the cyber cafe waiting for classes to start during undergrad I saw some funny posts and wanted a place to save them so I created a blog.

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

Well my previous one, apparently, according to some people, thought it looked rather....suggestive lol and i couldn't stop seeing it. And I'm obsessed with the Weeping Monk from Cursed so I chose my favorite image of him for my new icon :)

7. why did you choose your header?

It's aesthetically pleasing. I love fall. I love castles.

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

According to this one website, it would be this gifset I made of Klaus Hargreeves holding Dave's dogtags while the world ends. I love that. I'm proud of that set.

9. how many mutuals do you have?

Not a clue to be honest but I love them!

10. how many followers do you have?

2,348

11. how many people do you follow?

416

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

Honestly? Yeah probably lol.

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

A lot. More than I should lol. I check it on an off pretty much all day

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

OOf yeah a few times over the last 8 years on tumblr. Kinda hard not to. But nothing too crazy and I stopped talking to them after a few minutes. And not at all recently cause I don't have the time or energy for that bullshit.

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

They're stupid. Reblog what you want, don't guilt people into reblogging things

16. do you like tag games?

Love them!

17. do you like ask games?

Sure do!

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

None that I know of? I honestly don't know lol

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

Nope sorry. I love them but all platonically :)

20. tags?

[thebostonreaper]

If I had any unwarranted relationship advice to give I'd say make a discord server just for you/your other(s) bc honestly it's done wonders. It's so helpful to be able to organize thoughts, from To-Do lists to grocery lists, to a shitposting memes channel and a heavy-shit channel. I'm very ND and I go nonverbal but I can still chat on the channel when things get overwhelming. It also gives boundaries that when something really heavy comes up, we can drop it in the channel, let the other know, and wait until we're both ready. Also who wouldn't want a log of all the stupid shit you do together or send to each other? When I'm feeling low I just cycle through all the stuff we've sent each other, love-letters or cursed images and it makes me feel warm

So yeah, make a server for your relationship, it keeps you on top of things for each other when you need it, and it's a log of all the reasons you love your other(s)

[abbacchiosbelt]

c-can I ask for la squadra with a female s/o who just,,, memes the FUCK out, like, ROAD WORK AHEAD, UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT D O E S,, just all around playful and quotes memes on the daily WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE? YEET *whips and nae naes* (I'm sorry this is so cringy lmao)

anon i think you read my brain because earlier i was thinking of making a terrible shitpost about sending the la squadra members the bee movie script over text so i will do this beautiful and cursed prompt

Risotto doesn’t exactly understand memes, but he does laugh when you play wrestle with him and yell “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!” at him. He thinks some of the videos you show him are funny,  but just never really gets it. Please call him “big tiddy goth bf” to his face and set that as his name in your phone. He unironically likes the nickname. 

Formaggio loves it! Every stupid meme you reference makes him laugh, and he can quote them right along with you. He still sends you the ‘Change my mind’ memes with sloppy editing. 

Illuso is ready to spill the tea at every given moment, so he appreciates all your references. He quotes the “wow” vine with you every time Melone or Ghiaccio do something stupid. You send the Kermit drinking tea image back and forth all the time.

Pesci only sends Advice Animal memes to you even though they’re outdated. He doesn’t get a lot of the things you reference, but you’re cute so he laughs when you do them.

Prosciutto is grumpy about it. “Tesoro, what does that even mean?” He’s not that old but he sure acts like it sometimes. He gets offended when you point to a new pair of loafers he bought and say “What are thoseeeeee”

Melone is a fellow shitlord, but he does not appreciate when one of Babyface’s kids turns out to be a flop and you reference the Miss Keisha vine. Otherwise, he happily participates with you in pissing off the rest of La Squadra with endless meme references. He has an abstract sense of humor.

Ghiaccio thinks memes are stupid, but sometimes the images you send him are funny… Honestly, Ghiaccio just likes to watch YouTube videos of people falling on the ice. Indulge him in that and he won’t mind your playful side.

Gelato sends you deep-fried memes that barely make sense - and cackles about it. He has a dark sense of humor but he’ll laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of some of the things you say. He likes the ‘potato flew around my room’ vine. 

Sorbet doesn’t understand the memes you and Gelato send him. What do they mean? He doesn’t particularly care to know or find out. Please don’t call Sorbet ‘big tiddy goth bf’.

[mistabullets]

Bro you give off mega mista vibes, you can get serious in the moment b u t you're a goofball at most times.

i appreciate that!!!

i honestly do be kind of goofy and i’m just now getting comfy with y’all. me and my irl pals will roast each other. quote tiktoks. be shitposting. send cursed images. i can be serious but that’s some big brain energy shit that my dumbass cannot produce.

but i feel like at least Mista, the one and only, could handle my ass and we would just be vibing together. i would make him watch stupid tiktoks i’ve unearthed or show him cursed images of myself like this

[unpopularouatmemes-blog]

If everything repeats, does this mean Regina doesn’t have to send bills out because no one remembers? But she send as many bills as she wants? Having back pay owed to you since the 80s? Not to get political here, but is Regina Mills actually modeled after Donald Trump? Because we see Marco around Storybrooke and even in the jail doing some fixing... How much money does Regina owe people before Emma comes to Storybrooke and those clocks start up? I wanna see some pay stubs. This is the most stupid pondering I’ve had in my life, but real question. Since the curse was designed to generally torture everyone and nobody was allowed to find their friends and loved ones, but you got three hots and a cot so to speak... So does that mean no money so you can’t advance in life? because that would be logical. I mean we see the same people in Storybrooke’s Hospital for twenty-eight years so this would mean medical abuse since Regina’s curse ensures they never heal. Still a dumb meme shitpost but no really, let’s think about this. To exactly what ends is this curse hurting people? --- Image Desc: An elderly man with a purple bandanna tied around his neck. His work uniform is dark and he wears a look of concern heavy in his eyes. He is balding and what little hair he has left is going grey and white. Will he ever get paid for all that work we see him do in the background?

[cosmicmewtwo]

tagged in a thing by @dokkan-dont-stop !!

Name: erinn

Gender: female

Star sign: virgo. i know, i’m not happy about it either.

Height: 5′5

Sexuality: bi

What image do you have as wallpaper: some trippy fanart of my fave book. 

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: yes lmao

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: wandering through the irradiated, scorched ruins of civilization, fighting people for fuel and clean water. i’m wearing a cool skull.

If you could be anywhere else right now, where?: somewhere warm. this winter bullshit???? OVER IT

What was your coolest Halloween costume?: my saiyan costume was fun, but pro tip: wearing gloves to the club is a nightmare, do you have any idea how hard it is to pay for drinks when you’re dealing with slippery canadian bills and can’t feel your fingertips??? 2/10 would not recommend, what the FUCK is vegeta thinking

What’s your favorite 90s show?: i was literally raised off the simpsons

Who was your last kiss?: my ex. yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever been stood up?: mmm no that would require being invited to places lmao

Have you ever been to Las Vegas?: no but i’ve always wanted to. something about a neon hell city in the middle of a desert is just.... #a mood.

Favorite pair of shoes: my brown leather boots

Favorite fruit: blueberries

Favorite book: i guess i technically already answered this, but Blindsight by Peter Watts. it’s an absolutely bonkers first contact story that hits just the right blend of hard sci-fi & horror---i really haven’t been able to find anything comparable.

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: my entire college career was just a single, continuous thread of incredibly stupid decisions.

Hogwarts House: ravenclaw

Average hours of sleep : 5-7

Blankets you sleep with: just a couple blankets, usually i keep the heat on in my bedroom while i’m sleeping so i never get too cold

Favorite Bands: idk i’m not really invested in any particular bands

Favorite solo artists: same as above i guess

Song Stuck in My Head: mambo no. 5 played three times at work today and it’s fucking haunting me. what deeply cursed algorithm is generating these playlists?? i seriously imagine a hateful Skynet-style AI sitting in a cold server room somewhere, ruminating to itself, “what do human consumers want to hear in a drug store on a bleak sunday night??? MAMBO NO. 5, ETERNALLY.”

Last movie I watched: annihilation. god, i wish i had had this movie’s OST to listen to while i was writing contamination because it’s fucking eerie as hell

Last TV show I watched: i watched a few episodes of altered carbon before losing interest.... not really sure what i expected considering i pretty much hated the book??? 

Why did I create my blog: i was thirsty for dbz content and somehow i washed up on the shores of the Blue Hellsite  What do I post: in this house we shitpost about dbz

When did I create my blog: christ, idk 2010 maybe?

Do I have other blogs?: i have a dumb sideblog where i dump all my ~aesthetic bullshit (warning for lots of blinky/flashy gifs)

Do you get asks?: yes!!! i love asks!!!

Following blogs: 675

Favorite colors: grey and green

Lucky numbers: 14, 49

Instruments: i have 0 musical skills whatsoever

What am I wearing?: pants, a blouse, and a blazer. still in my work clothes!!!!

Dream Job: the job i have now, but with functional fucking software and a decent IT department  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dream trip: fuck it, let’s do it!!!! let’s just go to vegas!!!!!

Favorite Food: seafood. 

Nationality: canadian

Followers: 524

Reasons for your url: i chose this stupid screen-name when i was like 11 on a pokemon message board and i just never stopped using it

i tag @crystalklk @sinbadism @vakaara @favarass @rissyroo94 @fantasytigeress @kiwimeringue @rushifa-writes or you know whoever feels like it it’s all good man

[thyrideneverends]

(2017)

Escritos que encontre del año 2017 . Y conversaciones conmigo desde el año 2020 ([]).

____________________________ AAAHGH IM SO FUCKING SAD. I cant help but feel that im rotting. I dont want pity; people helping; people empathizing. FUCK YOU. I can do better than you. I DO. In fact. I havent been blinded, and hate everything around me as an excuse for giving my life away for what it was supposed to be. [this could be missunderstod since i was clearly angry 4 something i dont recall, I was refering to people in general, how they put themselves above the others, how they always wanna get "there" first, how they talk trash about their relationships, the anger, the hate that breeds out of them when they are wronged(even if there`s no purpose or whatsoever to cause them, specifically, any troubles), the screaming, the violence, that kind of hate..]

I dont want to just 'be happy' because I have to; so I reject happiness. But I want to feel it like something real and not made up.. does that makes sense? Thats a paradox i cant escape lately. [thats deep man, fortunately we figured that out. Have we figured that out? Happiness now is closed for manteinance ^-^ ]

I cant find pleasure in anything.. I destroyed everything..[you had to start somewhere, right?] I cant find meaning in anything.

I just need someone, i just need not to be alone. But I am; Even surrounded by everyone. I know I am. I know you are too.. I hope you are strong enough to endure it.

[hablabas de otro tipo de soledad, lo se, pero vos todavia no lo sabias, o si?]

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Sometimes I feel like I forgot an important part of being alive. I remember a different version of myself from a few years back. I feel like I'm just existing; nothing pushes my happy button. And when I'm not strong enough to think that it's fine; that I don't need that.. I will just panic questioning myself why, the reason for me not belonging. I know it's fine; I know I can just spend the rest of my..50years left? just doing this; living this eternal circling hell. You might say it's a choice.. That I don't put that much effort into it. That I'm just playing this part. Complaining my ass off. And to that.. I can only say I'm sorry.. I'm doing the best I can. [I know you were.. truly; and u did a great job never letting me down] _________________________________________

Why are we even here right.. What powers you? You wake up, work or study, ingest food, sleep. Repeat. To finish your career and become something.. To earn enough money to become someone.. Be better in what you're doing or you'll be out. You'll be useless. You'll be garbage. We[the system] won't need you.. And then we have to be happy about it.. We have to function collectively happy and there's no room for the outcasts.. And IM to blame for it.. I could be happy like all of them.. But I'm just sitting my ass here thinking what else I can sabotage, in order to understand why it's unnecessary and wish to be also capable of that... Just capable maybe of.. not be weird; not be me.. And sometimes thats all that matters. That Im me.. And I love not being a part of them. I just can never get a hold of that moment and make it last.. I will feel alone just a moment after. [Im so glad we worked our loneliness, I mean, we have such fine moments in silence..]

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Aah... I was just given advice by a hot girl on tinder about how should I type, express and resume myself so the person on the other side of the screen won't stop replying thinking I'm an idiot.. She basically said :- "hey, you're an idiot but maybe a cute one. Here's human help. Just stop being you and people will like you" Y'know what? that's bullshit... It makes me so anxious that it happens all the time. There's always someone judgin. Not only online; real life is the worst. I just don't fit in here I guess. I'll keep talking with the tinder girl, maybe and get emptynessly laid, why not? But I think I hate this.. I hate that everything craves for a definition and people just won't LOOK; Im hidden among them... God how I wish to know who's there ravaging their brains with questions while walking in that empty crowd. I wish I could find you and ask just what you were thinking there. At that unique moment. You are not alone... But if you feel like I do; I wonder if you also wonder. I wonder if we're just very far away from each other.. I wonder if it`s true that there can only be one of us by this cosmic rule that goes: only one 'you/me' for every thousand people. Or.. maybe it's just me. Too old to be an idiot... Too idiot to fully be himself around smart well adjusted people. I guess it's a matter of perspective. isn't it pretty much all? Have a good night stranger.. [Not so stranger.. my dude.. U didn't get laid btw, you couldn't pull through with that. And then you promised you wouldn't lie about who you are.. You wouldn't ever play another role other than the one you are. Well, it was more like a statement than a promise, to yourself. I was there.. Best decision you ever made. You mutated loneliness into a condition, a simple symptom of your choice of living; instead of a disease on itself.. Very clever.]

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You don't have to read but if you wanna unload please write it down. Everything u hate.. or love; This I wrote on my personal account but it makes me anxious to open myself to judgy people, so I erased it.. We live to judge because we love fixing things that didn't go right with us. Never understanding each perspective is unique. Well Im gonna paste it here because I don't want to lose it.. I don't want something I really meant to be just a deleted thing..(even if it is)

Have u ever felt like you're unique or different?   But then just analyzing, we all just walk towards and objective. We don't do things just because. You don't get up every day to just go to work.. to just have breakfast or go shopping, idk; people set goals. We follow patterns. We repeat the same exact thing to strangers of the streets. The same exact things other strangers reply to us.. We are the same NPCs to others. And then realizing this I just wanna scream PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS. Please look at me! I don't want this. I don't want to be aware of this.. I don't want to feel I'm just to you what you guess I am. What's the point of everything? How do I get to know who I am if I'm always this self-centered stupid attempt of somebody? Nobody wants that. Sometimes I am glad to be "awake". To be different from the other people in their bubbles... But most of the time I'd give EVERYTHING to be exactly like that. Because I feel lonely. Because I have so many friends, but we can't communicate. Because I've lost the ideal of love because at a certain point I was scared of being a problem and it hurts so fucking much. I don't think I am special.. or more intelligent or cultural, I just feel I have a different degree of "profoundness" than most other people. It's not something I talk about or show, most of the time i pretend to fit in, but I don't. I can fool myself for periods, I've fooled myself for so many years now, but in the end it always comes back, I can't hide it forever. it hurts so much. I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse and I feel like a fucking show-off that just wants attention..

[I felt that.. dude. You write beautifully..]

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Hi person reading this. Be nice, life is full of shitty people. Make a tiny difference; someday we're all gonna die so its cool. Dont hold grudges ^^ . [^^]

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We are all just internet jesters shitposting to fill the void Even if you're just taking selfies and being beautiful while loving life, smiling to nothing and eating healthy shit while showing off the new place you just visited to a bunch of strangers that doesn't give a fuck about you .. (actually those are the worsts) yeah.. (Don't get me wrong I'm not saying it's bad. I do that too ! we like showing ourselves to others..) Screaming... I exist. Notice me sempai. We just are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

________________________________________________ *draw of myself* [couldnt find it anywhere, where did u put it D: . i remember the sad expression] I know It has a lot of imperfections but so do I. I guess this is how I see myself.. Maybe I just wanted it to be like that. To express something to myself. I still feel like a little kid sometimes even tho I'm 25; "I just can't play with the other kids because I feel different and they make me feel different." Now I can't play with the adults, they're too adults. They make me feel too adult; i need to act up every move to become like them. And then alone, I can be at peace being who I wanna be; But it gets lonely from time to time; Not being able to understand who are you really; where are you really above the necessity of impersonating this other dude to get laid, get the job, get the money. And for what?.. Just to keep doing it because there is really no other choice.. How sad. But anyway. Ever tried to draw yourself? To see what's the image of you that you hold in your head.. if u truly do it; it doesn't matter if you know or not how to proyect yourself.. Every trace you make on that paper is a creation this world has never seen.. your chance to make a difference; it doesn't have to be trendy or impact in mankind. I suppose that's what I call art. And that's why art is everywhere.. Everything that can never be repeated.. Anything that comes from you; or life itself. A random amount of dirt.. Sunlight getting through the leaves of a tree.. Pieces of a broken cup and the stain of coffee in the carpet.. I'm not an artist myself tho; never considered myself even close to one.. I haven't drawn in years.. This is my first one in a long time; I just felt like it.

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