#I don't know your name

[thesevenstarfoxes]

"Criminals kidnap Tim to demand a ransom from his parents but realize that he is neglected and abused at home and his parents don't care that he was kidnapped so they just don't give him back and adopt him" fic, but with Steph

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The peach tree beams so red, How brilliant are its flowers!

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[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[kokodrawings]

It's ok, Minato asked for permission first

[lilybug-02]

Angry Bugs!

Bug Fact: The origin of the word "bug" is still unknown. Linguists suggest it came from the Middle English term bugge ("something frightening"). Likely connected to Scottish bogill ("goblin"), Low German budde ("louse, grub"), and Welsh bwg ("ghost").

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[edithsweetith]

if you pronounce iran and israel like "eye-ran" and "is-ree-al" i should not have to listen to any of your opinions concerning either country

[mikeymadisons]

Mom? Yeah, it's me. Yeah, everything is fine. I'm at the station... in Clusone. Listen, Mom, can you... can you come get me, Mom?

— Timothée Chalamet as Elio Perlman & Amira Casar as Annella Perlman in CALL ME BY YOUR NAME (2017)

[lazylittledragon]

so uhhhhhhhh. not to be cryptic and bitchy on main but congratulations to everyone in my messages for like 5 months on being right i guess

[iliothermia]

Just want to do my semi-frequent thank you to everyone who's been so kind, patient and supportive during the past couple years of me losing my mind and trying to maintain passion for drawing / struggle with my art block through a hard mourning process and experiences IRL that have really messed me up.

I couldn't make stories for nearly a year at one point and I still struggle with it, drawing has become harder and harder, and the depression has made me slower in every way but I'm trying my best and the kindness means the world to me

[starcurtain]

Considering we know that Aedes Elysiae was home to faeries Memlings, I'm constantly imagining a Phainon who lives his life by all these in-grained, seemingly unnecessary (to outsiders) traditions designed around the fae folk...

Don't give your real name to strangers.

Always keep your promises.

Never trust anything offered freely.

Don't express any of your own wishes; you may not be able to pay the price of the granting.

Eat only the food of those you know by heart.

Wear a ring of iron to ward off the ill-intentioned.

Carry sweets and trinkets in your pocket to distract mischievous fae.

Do not enter a home until you're sure of your welcome.

But also: Do not reject visitors--greet all who come with hospitality; you never know what disguises a fairy may use.

Sometimes the children come back from the forest a little bit different. You didn't see anything and nothing has changed.

Make equal time for each who you hold close; jealousy is among the gravest dangers.

Leave milk and golden honey on the window ledge in offering.

Let no debt go unpaid, and leave no injustice unavenged.

Mydei: Castrum Kremnos was the most untamed place in Amphoreus--

Phainon: Aedes Elysiae was surely a paradise in comparison. One of my old neighbors traded his firstborn for a goat that talked in riddles once!

Mydei: --you know what, never mind.

[lavenderprose]

'He would not fucking say that' only it's 'That child would not speak in full fucking sentences.'

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Stargazing, at the edge of the unknown.

[egophiliac]

just thinking about hair and faces

[cakypa120]

[fox-guardian]

[ID: Two digital drawings of Swansea from Mouthwashing with his wife, who is drawn as a stocky woman wearing rockabilly fashion. The first image shows him kneeling in front of her, hugging her hips with a heart near his head, while she glares down at him saying "Get off the floor, you sap". The second image shows them both younger, with Swansea now dressed like a greaser, leaning against a bar while she sits on a stool blowing bubblegum. He's smiling at her, as though flirting, and she looks unaffected. end ID]

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did a couple quickies of my own idea of what swansea's wife might be like. personally i think she's gotta match his freak. i think she's a huge bitch (affectionate) and he loves that about her. she's his firecracker. and he's her right hand arm. man. her silly rabbit. (she doesn't call him that)