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arctic-hands · 2 years ago

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Gawd, even DuckDuckGo's searches is ultimately worthless now, and they're supposed to be the anti-google.

Query: "sensitive skin hair bleach"

Results: "how to bleach your [normie skin] at home!" (my skin is not normie) "how to bleach chest and body hair" (I barely have any to begin with) "how hair bleach works" (i don't care) "how to bleach your skin for a lighter complexion!" (die I hate you)

#DuckDuckGo #google #web search #looking stuff up on the internet #hair bleach #hair dyeing #please I want to buy some Manic Panic but my hair is too dark and my skin is too sensitive #hair dye #search engine #I hate you algorithms

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deerest-me · 10 months ago

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#system of a down #soad #toxicity #galen's jukebox #hate tumblr's stupid little music identification algorithm had to chop off a few seconds from the beginning sorry.#``whoopsie!! something went wrong uploading that file :)'' i know what your doing. fuck you.

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bleaksqueak · 2 months ago

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It is so unbelievably frustrating how the algorithm timeline keeps defaulting in a place that has been free of algo bullshit for so long. I cannot tell if it’s a glitch or if they’re just pushing it intentionally. It’s at least easy to go back to the following feed, but with bluesky users more and more depending on the discover feed and tumblr defaulting to the algorithm timeline it just feels like ‘be twitter’ is the shitty destiny being pushed everywhere.

Important video anyone should give a watch:

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#i hate algorithms as a creator and as a viewer #community and engagement always tank when algo shit gets pushed hard #trolls start showing up #reply guys flock #and thats usually just if you’re lucky and the algo likes you #if it doesn’t good luck existing #no truer way to scream into a void than an algorithm #also younknow the whole mess it has in the hand of radicalizing people #all it ever takes is liking one post you might agree with and its a steady stream of machine selected click content #a great post on bluesky recently was from an artist who said they realized they’d stopped ever even looking at art without realizing it #because surely enough the algorithms had slow boiled the lobster #until their twitter feed was nothing but a stream of rage bsit doom and anger #this video does a fantastic job of explaining why this shit is toxic for the soul and beyond #Youtube #also to clarify what i mean about radicalizing— i mean the brainwashing and astroturfing creating the mess we live in today #algorithms don’t just suck the soul out of communities like art and fandom #it’s legit a tool of harm

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sad-endings-suck · 1 year ago

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“ew no, 😫 i hate that ship!”

okay?? so go cry about it. tf you want from me?

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copdog1234 · 2 years ago

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You know what else annoys me about people who hate Gale? The claim that they think he's pompous! He is quite literally the opposite. THIS MAN OFFERS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF MULTIPLE TIMES UNTIL THE VERY END OF THE GAME EVEN WHEN HE HAS FOUND A REASON TO KEEP ON LIVING.

HIS OWN SELF-PROCLAIMED BIGGEST FLAW IS THAT HE BELIEVES THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF HE WAS DEAD.

HOW IS THAT POMPOUS??? THE MAN HATES HIMSELF AND IS READY TO DIE AT THE DROP OF A HAT.

#hate what characters you will but at least understand their basic traits #like if you hate him you dont know him #the same can be said about every other companion and i stand by that #maybe gale hate isnt as big as the internet is making me think but again my algorithms be showing me the wrong content #baldur's gate #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios

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f0point5 · 5 months ago

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Lando fan with lando centric timeline surprised that the only quotes they’ve seen of a max interview is about lando and assumes the whole interview with the 4x WDC was about the guy whose most notable moments this year didn’t happen on track.

#no hate to lando man’s just driving but his fans need to be a bit more serious #you’re playing with me now #y’all live on Twitter I know you know how the algorithm works #max verstappen

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morgana-ren · 10 months ago

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Mate, if you unironically say things like 'corn' instead of porn, 'spicy time' or 'smex' instead of sex, or anything like 'unalive' on here, you're probably too young or emotionally immature to be engaging in any sort of content or conversations around those topics.

#ooh “spicy take” time #yes i realize a lot of people learned them to avoid algorithm blacklisting #but this aint tiktok #i cannot tell you how much i hate when people call my garbage 'corn writing' or 'smex writing'#youre too young to be reading it dude #im not about to engage in arguments with people who unironically cant say the proper word for things but have 'big opinions' on them

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darkacademiaarchivist · 1 month ago

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I've seen so many Instagram reels recently that boil down to "Well I'm one of the normal gays and not the they / thems" and it's so weird

Example (the audio in the background was the part of bad romance that's "I don't wanna be friends")

And the thing is, it's completely okay if you're just not vibing with someone on a personal level but WHY do people feel the need to post this kind of content... Because you don't even know them (if this even happened) and yeah. I get not wanting to be friends with random people if you know nothing about them but will it kill you to be nice. All the politics and pick me behaviour aside WILL IT KILL YOU TO BE NICE?!!!

i could articulate this further because there just are people you fundamentally don't vibe with but WHY BE A BITCH???

#i really don't know why people hate the fandom people and the furries because at least they have something to be passionate about.#all that you have is being a bitch #also omg let's sop with the infighting this year please #also istg either the algorithm got significantly worse or reels in general got worse but. i swear reels used to be more fun.

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rattusrattus3 · 3 months ago

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#i hate YouTube sometimes #likes it’s fine it’s fine whatever #but yesterday it was all comments of people who didnt care/know about the subculture questioning why this would be on their timeline #and today it’s a bunch of people kindly ‘educating’ me on the history of punk and goth.#like; ‘in the past you couldn’t just buy goth clothing you had to make it’ no shit Sherlock why do you think my whole channel is about diy #or ‘goth is about the music”’ yes idiot which is why I put an entire section explaining where to find affordable music #or people who seem to not watch the video and just reccomend things you already said #like ‘if you have a library check out maker spaces’ yes exactly which is why I dedicated a section of the video to talking about #library resources you can find and all the equipment you might be able to borrow #like it’s fine it’s fine I really shouldn’t get so annoyed I feel like I’m probably being a bitch right now.#but I think I just woke up grumpy #and whenever people try to ‘teach me about alt’ in my own YouTube comments in a very condescending way #or way that made it clear they didn’t watch the video #it’s just annoying #also feel free to ignore this I don’t need a reply or validation I just needed to vent #I get I’m being an asshole and the ‘#‘comments are good for the algorithm so it’s good why does it bother you’#I don’t know. it does. I’m sorry.#personal #rabbit rambles

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antisocialxconstruct · 3 months ago

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#man there's a lot to hate about etsy but once you can get even one thing to Hit The Algorithm it truly is where the money's at 😔#I made over $100 in january exclusively from cross stitch pattern sales and probably like 80% of that was the win95 glitch design #and I finally made my first pin sale to someone who discovered them organically rather than through tumblr...#like it's not 'quit your dayjob' money lmao but I did not expect to have such a steady supply of pocket change for Little Treats

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the-tenth-arcanum · 7 months ago

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I haaate it that it's getting so hard to tell when art is ai generated. I've seen a painting three times on my dash now and my first thought was "this is nice" and my second thought was "is this ai" because it had a slightly odd vibe. and I googled the "artist's" name and ended up on the original instagram post and sure enough the op wrote "this is ai generated! :)" when someone asked about the artist. what's the point then. what's the fucking point.

#nothing against ppl reblogging it of course #I'm just... like literally what's the point?#I mean yeah I get the point. you can use it to generate art for book covers or textbooks or whatever #without having to pay any artist. which is so fucking sad #someone shared an ai generated piece of fanfic in a subreddit recently #and I wouldn't've been able to tell an algorithm wrote it #was it good? no #it was generic and mid. like so much fanfic out there (including mine)#but I hate that you can't even tell anymore #there's no stopping this I know. I guess we'll have to learn to live with it #but I hate it i don't care about art generated by an algorithm I wanna talk to humans #can you not see how grim the place we're heading to is. hello hellooo is anyone listening

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draconicsplendor · 20 days ago

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I love you indie web I love you Neocities I love you hobby sites held together with duct tape I love you passion I love you whimsy I love you joy

And I am killing SEO with hammers. It’s for the greater good >:3

#woe be upon the employers who try to get me to code things #the adhd brain is inefficient by nature and the dyscalculia brain hates javascript with a passion #and i know jack shit about algorithms. and that’s how i like it #i have my neocities for fun which means the hours spent coding it are never wasted #but at work #inefficiency might as well be a crime #and if i cannot waffle about and be confused for hours the end product will suffer as a result #my neocities is for me bc i thought learning HTML and CSS sounded fun #and it is!#it would not be fun if my creativity was stifled by the SEO popularity contest #my site looks like ass and I’m having a great time #many thanks to whoever’s post abt neocities crossed my dash on that fateful day #i remember you fondly #though i do not know your name #neocities ily #neocities #indie web #static sites #static website #static websites #hobby websites #personal websites #hobbies #if sad check this tag

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thejudgingtrash · 10 months ago

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Did I seriously see some KNY artwork where Tanjiro was in his S04E02 harassment era and literally walked in while Giyū was taking a shit and Nakime‘s fucking wandering eyeball also saw that and kept her equally as traumatized as me or am I making that up??

The Japanese side of the fandom doesn’t fuck around I swear…

#again I hate my algorithm #thank you #apartheid Clyde #giyuu tomioka #tanjiro kamado #kny #nakime #upper moon 4 #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #hashira training arc

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vampirian · 3 months ago

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ok why the FUCK is 90% of my dashboard just posts by blogs i don't follow? did i miss something?

#i hate this fucking stupid ass social media age we're in now #i do not want an algorithm based dash #i want my personally curated one thank you.

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girlsdads · 7 days ago

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