When you wake up horny but your spouse has to go to work to launch a space rocket instead of the sexy sort, so you are le sad
Then you realize you’re just in a foul mood regardless and try to distract yourself with art
(Newsflash: it does not work and you hate everything, and sure now you have more prints but you hate all of them)
Then you think maybe you’ll distract yourself with things that need the internet, only to realize your WiFi is utterly completely dead and has been all day
So you try to reset what you think are the router(s)??? (Why does this always happen when husband, who does this stuff, is gone) Except now not only is your network not working but it is just Gone and no longer even discoverable by your devices (now you have a creeping sense of dread you have created much more work for husband)
Then you remember husband also has the home lights all set to work with WiFi
And it was a 14 hour rocket launch shift so now it’s your bedtime and he’s still not here, and you can’t turn off the lights with your phone like normal, but if you turn them off manually, he won’t be able to see anything when he comes home, so you are going to bed with half the lights on so he won’t trip and die when he gets home at 2 in the morning
And you usually fall asleep to streaming reruns, but remember: no internet, so it’s just silence and you aren’t sleepy at all even though you have to be up in the morning
And basically everything is very stupid and you hate everything and everything is the worst.
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i took the we in "before we come undone" as gur + figure at first and their bond (always at peril not only by whatever gur is talking about here, but also figures number of the beast thing.) but other possibilities: collective we (as in, everything and everyone. idk. just seems bad out there. whatever's happening.) or just gur (multiple of them) . He's losing grip & can feel it
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