#I have my rabies shots

[tempting-andromeda]

On my hands and knees for some modern Tilly or Sadie headcanons (currently devouring your writing like a gourmet meal)

I LOVE WOMEN!!!!!

Modern Tilly and Sadie

Tilly

Fostered by Grimshaw

Used to start fights in elementary school

Got suspended once for gambling

Got super into “clean girl makeup”

She’s a trend follower yet somehow she does it better than others

SHES A HATER <3

Like in the best way possible

Works at an outlet store and hates it

But she gets a good discount so she’s okay with it

Has her license but doesn’t drive

Registered passenger princess

But she’s a decent driver

Genuinely good at organizing plans

Super big on girl code

She’s a bully to boys

Like John

She’s rather die than let him have a good day with her around

Sadie

Her and Jake fell fast and got married quickly

He died in a break in (still)

She’s a blue collar women

If I could describe her style it’s kinda masc(I don’t hc her as lesbian I’m so sorry I genuinely like her relationship with Jake)

She just likes flannels

Wears some of Jake’s old clothes a lot

Became talk of the town for a little bit so she kinda now hates everyone

She’s mean

This pussy BITES

Would rather act like she had rabies than anyone openly come up to her

But she is nice

Has a strict routine

Goes grocery shopping every Friday and before work she gets a McGriddle

Or like hash browns from a diner

Ofc with something else tho

I think she’d have tattoos

She takes good care of herself tho

Carries a cool ass Swiss Army knife and uses it for casual things

Awkward around kids

Smokes silver Marlbolo cigarettes

Likes country and folk music

Lil miss handy man

[microtyalm13]

I love Gavriil🖤

I want him to suplex me into the ground🖤

💟💟💟

[teecupangel]

So this is pertaining to my story Meta Assassins on AO3. Summary to follow so you can have context:

The very franchise we know exists as games within the games themselves and Desmond Miles isn't sure how to feel about this. He owns the first five games and soon Black Flag drops along with a new never-released game. It is there that Desmond meets Altair, Malik, Kadar, Ezio, and Federico. Desmond finds solace in the games given he now works at a gas station and has a crappy boss. While working one day he unknowingly meets Giovanni Auditore who gives him his contact information because he thinks Desmond is hard working and dedicated. Assassin’s Creed: Quadrivium, a MMORPG, drops and that's when he starts to figure things out. He eventually wants to go to Italy to visit Ezio and Federico during the winter holiday, which he does. Currently he is hanging out with Claudia Auditore at the local market.

Eventually I will have Desmond get hurt on the job at the gas station. A wet floor he didn't see, and there was no wet floor sign. He was carrying some heavy product that landed on his chest and left leg pinning him to the ground. His friends find it odd that he doesn't join them that night, but eventually a week goes by before they decide to go to New York to find Desmond. Which is how they discover the poor conditions Desmond has been living in. I am just stuck on how to write the accident scene and the twist of Desmond being fired for having the accident. Typically I have Kadar be the one that kicks them in the pants, cause I like to think he would have studied people's behaviors which would be useful as an assassin, but considering that I now have him dating Claudia, I could have her bugging Federico and Ezio about it since it's very uncharacteristic for Desmond to not answer her for more than a day (he did that once, called her to explain he was exhausted and apologized, he was yawning the entire time which made her realize he works himself to the bone.

Anyway, take your time and get to this when you can. Though I look forward to it, cause honestly I forget what I have asked so it's a nice surprise treat when you answer, like "Oh my Goth I asked that?" Thank you for all these lovely ask and answers. Safety and Peace upon you my friend.

Thank you and upon you as well, friend! Here's the link to the fanfic for those curious: Meta Assassins, please give it a try if you're interested and leave some love :)

If you want to keep it a suspense, one way would be to not write the accident scene at first. Shift the narration to Claudia or Federico or even Ezio and how they haven’t heard about Desmond for a while. Create a mini-mystery of some kind perhaps?

Then when they decided to fly to New York, that’s when the narration shifts back to Desmond. If you’re having problem writing the accident itself, you can set the narration to the same day that they set off to check Desmond and make it something that Desmond internally muses about. Focus the narration on what has happened after he was fired and how he’s holding up. Depending on how long it took for them to decide to fly to America, maybe the timeline was long enough that he needed to sell some things to pay the bills which included his computer and phone. Maybe he had to give up on paying his internet provider to pay the other bills using what he had saved up. Those would be valid reasons why he couldn’t say anything more to his friends.

Now, if you truly want the accident to be a central scene…

Well…

I’ve been clumsy since I was a kid (hence why I had to get a tetanus shot this month) so I can tell you that it might seemed ridiculous but one can do a lot of damage thanks to flailing limbs while ‘sliding’. He doesn’t have to be carrying the heavy product. He could be on his break and leaving the gas station when he skids across the floor and grabbed the first thing he could, which turned out to be the nozzle attached to a nearby car. The nozzle goes flying off the car and still dispensing gas and Desmond smacks his head hard against the car and his head bleeds.

Head bleeding tend to be heavy so they had to call 911 because they freaked out from seeing all the blood.

Of course, Desmond has no health insurance so now he has medical bills to pay for a head injury that he could have probably (probably) treated himself and, when he returned to his work, his boss fires him and tells him he has to pay for the wasted gas. And, because he was on his ‘break’ when it happened, his accident wasn’t covered by his ‘previous’ job (to be fair, Desmond is pretty sure that was just an excuse to not pay him squat).

Hope this helps and, even if you don’t use this, this gives you an idea of how to write this scene :)

(Also, instead of the gas, gas stations usually have convenient stores and you can make Desmond have his accident there where he grabs a shelf to stop his fall, breaks his ankle and crashes lots of merchandises that he has to pay for)

[inkbarista]

[warcrimesimulator]

Menstrual cramps kicking my ass as always. Woke up in really bad pain, took ibuprofen and somehow actually fell back asleep, woke up, still in pain. Come on man.

[your-local-grinning-cat]

-slides in- sooooooo

You gonna finally talked about THE fairy godmother's wand ya brought up along with that friend of yours~

I waited patiently Chenya :)

=O_O=

Oh shit you remembered.

*throws Ellis @nonsensical-escapism at you like a sacrificial lamb and disappears into the trees, only my eyes and ears peeking out from behind the branches*

[ssspork]

I was listening to the Zepotha sound(song?) tract and decided to draw one of the scenes as Molly but like, enemy octoling, I would say fuzzy, but, she’s already fuzzy, I don’t really know why I chose her, other characters who are more prominent would make more sense, or my ocs, or cannon agents, but my minds rotting over her and Piranha so

Alternate shading(less blocky)

[kringelorde]

bohunposting

[habitual-creatures]

habit did you give me this cold

NO.

I'VE HAD ALL MY SHOTS.

GO GET YOURS.

[ REGARDS, HABIT ]

[gryffonthepandaman]

arrargarahrgnrrrh

((Feral anon noises))

somebody get the tranquilizer theyve gone feral again

[citrine-elephant]

i hate doing my t injections, but god it's so fuckin worth it

see; idk if i poked a tendon or just freaked out but i tensed up momentarily after it went in and my leg involuntarily kicked-

[earl-grey-love]

Considering I only had 5hrs of sleep I've had a super productive day lol. Three professional phone calls to diff places and three emails. I can now safely spend the rest of the day playin video game and think of Barbs.

[a-dotrivenitupontop]

MYTHIC WUEST AVENUE 5 AU

[fancyfade]

Why do chimneys even exist? Just so confused stupid bats can fly down them?

[notjanine]

i am so beyond tired beyond burnout, i went out for coffee this morning and when i placed my order, the barista so gently asked “would you like an extra shot of espresso in that? it’s on the house” and i almost cried. people good sometimes

[elmindredaniq]

I got bit by a homeless dog (not too badly - still there was broken skin and blood flowed ) and I don't know what i'm supposed to do to get vaccinated for rabies ….How's your day been like? :)