#I just KNOW all the people who only hated her cuz she’s fat will act like they knew she was a bad person

[tinyarmsmcgee]

It’s so annoying when a celebrity scandal comes out and all of a sudden everyone is like “omg I ALWAYS got bad vibes from them so I saw this coming.” I’m not denying that sometimes you have a gut feeling about someone and it’s true but there’s a good chance that you were always looking for a justification to dislike them and then it fell into your lap. And like I get it. I’ve totally been there but just own that instead of acting like you’re some brilliant reader of people.

[ms-cartoon]

helluva boss female character personalities are completely based on their relationship to male characters that we're supposed to like

the ladies who have either no relationship or a negative relationship with the likable men are bitches 100% of the time. they are rude and stupid and have no other traits and we are just supposed to hate them. (incl. stella, the 2 clown girls from the latest episode, that karen from the drs office- scratch that, every single female comic relief background character)

on the other hand the ladies who are attached to the likable male characters are always shown in a positive light no matter how rude they are (loona, blitzo's sister). this is also the only time we see nice female characters (millie, beelzebub, octavia).

it's kind of funny how straight up sexist it is atp

Exactly! It's kind of like a back-and-forth thing with these characters.

Females who have no relation to the male protagonists = bad guys and we should hate them.

Females who do have a relationship with male protagonists, but treat them horribly anyway and are otherwise left alone = Let's root for them!!!

Some people would only give Loona and Barbie a pass simply because they have (or had in Barbie's case) a certain relationship with Blitzo (a character we're supposed to be rooting for). With Loona, if it's not her being a bangable furry then it's her traumatic past that makes her behavior and actions excusable. She could make fun of Moxxie and call him fat every single time like she's been doing, she could be hostile out of nowhere or distant around people who try to be nice to her (e.g. S1, EP 8), she could say the most hurtful thing possible to Blitzo and act like she hates him, even try to hurt him physically and we're supposed to look at it as "Oh, it's just a traumatic response. She's actually really likable".

. . . I'm sorry. I'm not buying it. No matter how you look at it, calling someone fat, physically abusing a loved one, disrespecting a loved one, and just downright being hostile to someone who doesn't deserve it makes you a bad person! Loona did all those things, making her a bad person. What- when she's beating on Blitzo and kicking his balls in, do you expect me to be like, "Aww! She just needs a hug!"

I can't say much about Barbie, cuz we don't know why she doesn't like Blitzo. I mean- It could only be because she possibly believes he's the reason for the circus's shambles and their mother's death, but it's not confirmed. But in her case, it's more that we see her in the wrong for being hostile to Blitzo and that's supposed to make us feel bad for him. It's been happening with these characters a lot and it's annoying. That includes Stolas with Octavia.

I can't dislike Octavia like how I dislike Loona. I never disliked her. I love Octavia! She is far from being a terrible character. I never said she was one. If anything, I feel bad for her. But right now, it seems to me that she's only a tool character to make Stolas seem pitiful. As a father, Stolas made some pretty crappy decisions and Octavia can only get mad for a little bit until the last minute of the episode when she has a change of heart and willingly forgives him as well as give him a full apology when HE was the one that screwed up. And yes, he was going to say sorry . . . until she stopped him mid-sentence so she could apologize. That just shows us that she feels she's wrong for running away from him, even though he was the one that screwed up. My girl deserves better than this.

[idkwhatimdoingbutpersonal]

My unwanted opinions on Lizzo, Doja Cat and Ariana Grande.

Celebrity culture will be the death of me, truly, but the way some of y’all talk about these HUMAN BEINGS is making my brain melt just a little bit.

Lizzo ⏬️

Stop using this situation as an excuse to say that body positivity and anti-racism is bad. What the hell are you going on about? It’s getting embarrassing + takes credit away from people who are genuinely saying sensical things about the suit and allegations.

This suit is not as serious as others, but her actions still need to be addressed. You’re allowed to not like Lizzo, but if your reasoning is ‘she’s fat’ then you need to leave. At the end of the day, we weren’t there to witness any of these allegations take place, so we’ll never know, but that doesn’t mean that I think she’s innocent.

To my knowledge (correct wherever I am wrong), the fat shaming was implied and not directly stated and may or may not have been about weight gain affecting performances which can be incredibly uncomfortable to experience and have these things said by an employer. The sexual harassment was awful and Lizzo has forgotten boundaries. And the Christian shaming… yeah that lady (the choreographer who was pressuring people into following her person beliefs) should’ve been fired faster. There are choreographers everywhere. Also it has been said (I think) that this suit was made because Lizzo fired these women who made the allegations without reasoning.

I don’t wanna say this suit is unserious, but it could have been solved with a conversation (which is MUCH easier said than done considering power imbalances). I’m sure they tried a conversation and it didn’t work, so here we are.

We can only watch and see what happens. But stop using this as an excuse to hate people for things they can’t control. This is ridiculous and some people are incredibly immature. Fun fact: Fat people and Black people can be bad. Cuz they’re like… humans. Don’t act like this is proof that all fat people and all Black people are evil. So………… do with that what you will.

Either way, this woman needs to be held accountable, learn boundaries and have some respect for herself and the people around her and so does everyone else cuz this is an industry thing that needs to be addressed. Give everyone, especially these dang employees, a BREAK!

Doja ⏬️

This woman is so obviously going through it. Doja Cat has consistently shown how much she dislikes herself (sorry to come off blunt but 🤷🏾‍♀️).

Idk what everyone’s goal is with Doja Cat. She’s allowed to not like her art, it happens.

I think all of this attack on Doja stems from toxic celebrity culture and forgetting that musical artists are ARTISTS FIRST AND FOREMOST.

As an artist, there are times where you hate your art. Where you question why anyone else liked it. It happens. She doesn’t seem like someone who wanted to be a celebrity, she wanted to be successful in doing what she loves. I think it’s unfair to say you have to give up your humanity to follow your calling.

Everyone’s a mental health advocate and wants mercy whenever they start to act out because you’re struggling, but so many aren’t willing to give that mercy out.

She is obviously online way too much.

Plus, with the tiny chat things and this hating her art thing, how are y’all gonna hate her for hating herself? What���s the goal here? Doja needs a support system and therapy. All this is not helping. She’s not our responsibility, understandably, but some people are making it their goal to antagonize her. She needs to get off of Twitter and so do you.

You’re allowed to say ‘welp, don’t like her or her actions so I won’t engage’. Entirely your prerogative and you’re decision but this is getting blown out of proportion.

I don’t wanna touch on that satanic panic stuff, it’s weird. Just stop pretending like all bald women have the devil in them.

ONTO THE MORE IMPORTANT STUFF THATS SIMPLY NOT GETTING AS MUCH COVERAGE AS THE OTHER LITTLE THINGS: her working with dr luke and her (alleged) rapist boyfriend. Talk about this one more. This is an issue.

Ariana ⏬️

This whole situation is literally no one’s business. She’s a cheater and the other woman. Nothing new. It’s bad, obviously, and incredibly hurtful, but this has nothing to do with us and everything to do with Ariana and her partner(s).

I think some just want an excuse to attack someone. Ariana needs to figure this out, we shouldn’t even know about any of this or try getting involved. This is all her and very personal. She’s unfaithful and has hurt peoples feelings… what does that have to do with us?

It’s your decision whether or not you wanna support her, but is it that serious? None of us should know any of this info. Stop trying to be so involved in other peoples’ lives that you hardly know.

I’m not going to minimize her unfaithfulness, but dang how is this any of our business? Personal issue she needs to deal with.

Overall? Stop idolizing people, be kinder and get offline for your sake ❤️ (this isn’t supposed to be like sarcastic or mean sorry if it comes off that way lol).

EDIT: Tee Noir made a great video on the Lizzo situation. Better than I could so -> https://youtu.be/QDqBB8GxvcE

[rphelperblog]

Mean Girls Quote Rp Meme

inspired by the wonderful and talented @worldburnt

“On wednesday, we wear pink.”

"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries."

"Get in loser, we're going shopping!" 

"You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"

“The limit does not exist.”

“You can’t sit with us.”

"You could try Sears."

“She doesn’t even go here.”

“I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!"

"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."

"One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome."

"It’s like I have ESPN or something!"

"I can't go out tonight. I'm sick." 

"Your face smells like peppermint!"

"You smell like a baby prostitute."

“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…

"Damn Africa, what happened?"

“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

"Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool."

"It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something!"

"Is butter a carb?"

“Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.”

I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!”

“Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other’s awesomeness?”

"Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" 

"So, you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!" 

“You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you chose today.” 

"Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism."

"I want my pink shirt back!"

"There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."

"Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!"

"But you're, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"

I love her; she’s like a martian!”

“I will keep you here all night.”

"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."

“Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!”

“I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. “

“I don’t know why. It’s probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!”

"Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god that was one time!" 

"In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it."

"Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just...don't do it. Promise?" 

“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”

"Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple." 

"I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack."

"That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen." 

"I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch." 

"Boo, you whore." 

“I have really bad breath in the morning.”

"Damn. I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang."

"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."

“I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there’s lots of things that can be wrong on your body.”

“I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.”

“I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!”

“At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia… and die.”

“So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.”

“I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

Because that vest was disgusting!”

Then it’s settled, so you can go shave your back now.”

“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

[hesitationss]

i hate feeling like my only purpose in life is to get married to a man and have kids i don't even want kids in general and we live in a super patriarchal society and my house like many houses is super chaivanistic despite being raised in a single parent household. everyone is obsessed with me getting a boyfriend, my mom doesn't even like me unless it's to set me up w a boyfriend because i'm too weird and not normal and also have a lot of behavioural problems because i'm my family's scapegoat. and apparently getting a bf would make me normal and 'set me straight'. sometimes i don't even know if i'm bisexual or a lesbian because it's really hard to tell if my disinterest in a lot of dudes is because a lot of mother's treat their daughters as broodmares outside of serving men. like i frequently have to ask her why she hates women. and she frequently refers to me as the fat ugly daughter when i'm not around. and would imply i was a slut or whore or whatever when i was a kid because i would get to hang out w my dad sometimes who is also not a good parent. also said i lie and beg men for attention because i'm a csa survivor and also says that my cousin is difficult cuz my dad beat him up when he was like 8 and stuff. sometimes i wish i had my cousins parents as parents because they actually defend him and stuff idk wouldn't it be nice to have parents who see you as people and support you or take in interest in you bcuz they like you? it's also crazy that she doesn't like how i look. like her and my dad have been telling me i've been ugly and fat and nobody likes me and wants to be my friend and i'm better off not trying to even look nice for myself. like maybe if i wasn't experiencing child abuse i would care my about maintaining my appearance. and then when i relapse into maladaptive/self harming behavior because she is reminding me that she only likes me if i'm well enough for a man to find attractive so i start being like 'maybe i should kms instead' she's like 'wow you have so many problems, do you know what would fix you? getting a boyfriend. having a boyfriend will make you normal'.... also my siblings bully me too, it was way worse when i was a teenager but they would also blame me for when our mom would start beating my ass i have a hard time experiencing any caring emotion for them... being a middle child and also a scapegoat and also queer and also having many ACEs and also the eldest daughter of an immigrant household or whatever the fuck the saying is is so lonely and difficult. this also why i've never have fun when i have sex and can't date like a normal person but that is another issue.. it feels like my whole family is saying things in my head when i try to have normal connections with other people. anyway i don't want kids and my family is mean to me and everyone thinks i'm fucked up for not having a boyfriend. also when i did try to date people in highschool my mom when say i shouldn't have one because people don't like me much. but also idc what she says it's just emotionally taxing to hear all the time. like my life is literally so uncentered around men and they don't influence my decision making or choices at all. in fact if i am is in front of me or speaking to me i may start acting rude and emasculate them on instinct. anyways if i start killing people it's literally my human right... meow meow meow meow meow etc.

[self-h-rmageddon]

i had a bad dream and it was a bad dream because it really wasnt that bad

it was about brian, he came back to me again and i. was mad but he owned up to his mistakes and he missed the attention i gave him and i missed giving it and i fucking went back to him and i felt butterflies and. i lingered too long, i wanted to stay

it makes me so SICK no matter how far i denounce him, it doesnt matter if i never think of him much, my brain cant let him go for some reason. why do you miss that? i was so miserable, i was being used. he ADMITTED that he didnt want me to be happy with anyone else and that he wouldnt try to make me happy at all so?

why do i still feel like i want him? its so hard to shake.. i do want him. i really dont, but i miss the attention, even if it was nothing at all. even if the closest thing i could get to any kind of affection was an "aw" when i was sad, i wouldve PUT UP WITH IT for him. i told him that, i told him i would deal with it if he could just.. sincerely apologize to me. for yknow. sexting a teenager!! but he didnt. he wouldnt. he said he couldnt apologize if he didnt mean it

my head still tries to make little fantasy scenarios with him, where everything turned out well and he could change and we could. what??? be happy together? yeah right. he didnt like you fat, didnt like you as a man and only entertained it longer cuz even if yr a man, you still have a cunt and thats what he wanted. annoying as fuck

i just wish i could let it go!!!!! why do i dream about him? and why are they good dreams? dreams that make me wake up with this sense of yearning, something i REALLY need to kill right away like. as fast as possible

im not going back to him i never ever will im . ive never been happier!!! when i left it felt like the end of the world and i was so depressed but ive NEVER FELT BETTER. i have people who actually love me now

and also??? he always pulled this shit talking about how i was a problem for him too, bitch?????? i was 16, you were talking to a 16 yr old with undiagnosed bpd of course im not gonna act RATIONALLY im fucking scared!!!! i was so scared!!! that first night when we met and like. 10 minutes after asking me how old i was it got sexual like IMMEDIATELY and it. felt nice but i was still scared. he doesnt even REMEMBER that conversation, but its burned into my brain. if you want a mature partner then maybe talk to an adult 🥳

i miss the attention, yes, but i dont miss how it made me feel. i dont miss the way it made my guts turn, made me shake. makes me shake just thinking about it. its the same reason i panic on fucking GRINDR, having people interested in me in that way is scary, it reminds me of him. i? i dont know.. its like whenever i get into sexual situations if its not approached gently i get SCARED, scared as if i was a kid again. it wasnt just him, after all. i wish i could just.. grow up? i wish that i didnt get so scared but i know its not my fault, i know that. whatever happened to me, i should have been PROTECTED. i shouldve been safe, but i wasnt

and it makes me so fucking angry? i never told anyone then because i knew that if i told my family, theyd blame me. and i LOVED him, i didnt want anything bad to happen to him, even if what he was doing was so horribly bad for me. i used to talk vaguely about him with my therapist and i started to frustrate her, thats why i dont go anymore. she would get frustrated because she didnt know what my problem is. I KNOW what my problem is, i just.. i was still talking to him, i was trying to approach it in a way that would protect him, even if he didnt deserve it

man. i hate being a tool for people, like genuinely. so tired of it.. yeah, tell me all about yr problems and ill be there to comfort you and listen. never ask about mine tho! never never never. you can ask me for nudes or pictures of my underwear, force me to roleplay with you even tho ive made it clear i dont really like it. ill do it to get you off! im so.

im glad i left. it was a good choice, he made me completely fucking miserable. very few times have i gone thru so much pain it literally forces me to dissociate from my body and view myself from above but! asking someone like that to apologize for uhh idk a crime? guess thats TOO FAR, tried sayin "erm well actually age of consent laws are higher in the us then a lot of countries ☝🤓" kill yourself!!!! like actually!!!!! im glad hes always miserable, i hope it never gets better for him ever

thats the worst part about it. is if it wasnt me, i would absolutely advocate for his death. because hes the kind of person i fucking despise, hes the absolute worst person to me. but i just.. i have a hard time extending that to him because he was awful to ME. he was mine and i used to love him!! i should hate him, and i do, i just wish it came as easy as hating any other predator

hated the way he acted when we argued tho, he tried gaslighting me before. you do not gaslight someone with bpd!!!!! cuz i fucking remember!! i read into everything anyone does extra of COURSE ill remember what happened. tried telling me i initiated it when i literally didnt cuz i knew better!!! i knew i shouldnt be talking to adults, but.. i did it anyways. that fucks me up a lot, it makes me blame myself. i knew i shouldnt, but the attention felt too nice, i didnt want to lose it and LOOK where it got me. permanently altered 🥳 nice job.

will NEVER let him blame me tho, cuz he started it. we separated like 4 times, and EACH TIME, he came back. am i that good? fuck if i know cuz it never felt like i was. probably missed getting his dick wet to our messages honestly. cuz when i was finally 18 he came back and immediately made it sexual again. im ashamed that i didnt stop him

i remember we argued because he thought i was irrational in thinking he would do bad things to me considering he literally told me before "so, consent doesnt matter between us, right?" ??????? im irrational for that?? do you even hear yrself? idk it just. pisses me off i hate him, i wish i could permanently kill the part of my brain that dreams of him fondly because it doesnt happen often but when it does it ruins my whole day

i just. i was too immature to be in a relationship with, but mature enough to be sexted every night? make it make sense!!!!! ik this is a lot, i just. need it off my chest so i can go back to normal. i wish it didnt affect me still but it does. i wish i could have fun!!!! wish i wasnt scared of getting sexual without randomly getting this intense sharp FEAR, fear that shoves me back and makes me run. i want to HEAL from this, i dont want to be like this anymore it fucking sucks. i feel like he ruined me. he'd roll his eyes at that

[the-firebird69]

This plant has been sitting there since you got here and the a****** is saying stupid s*** about it he's going to take the plant out and sit there and he really gets woken up whenever our sun turns the light on and he's mad cuz he's a pissy little b**** and he doesn't know how to handle it and his sister is saying all this crap he stays up all night was on drugs but he can't get back to sleep so he went out and he got in the fights last night after he got woken up got beat up pretty good. It took some swings on some people and they hit him pretty good over and over and he kept saying why someone's helping me do it and stupid s*** like that and listen to try to make up for it by doing nothing but the worst stuff then we're going to get you and they started to kick his head in and we mean they were kicking him in the head so kick him real hard and they thought they were breaking it and it was just his fat popping and it started hitting him with sticks one of them said what we're doing is rude either hit him or not hit him and they decided to leave him alone today trying to hit people Peter son started his a****** game and they're losing and they're playing this idiot s*** and finally the max say let me see what you're doing and we'll see what he's saying you two deserve each other but really the match the max need to see their uncles run civilized bums their heinous primates and they are starting to get the point nobody can really shut them down with you supporting them there's a lot of drawbacks to them the point that should be well taken is they're not very tech savvy they don't like spaceships that much they don't care for them don't think they're useful or valuable they ride around in them to get very mad that they have to do that and people hate them for that and it goes on all the time but you might have to understand they're doing this to buildings and they're doing this to where they sleep and eat they can see Trump is a bum that guy is a bum and he lives to sit here and humiliate her son who has like nothing he has nothing it's no money compared to anybody it's ridiculous little pieces of s*** are coming up in the same stuff there are some says look I'll pick you up and throw you across the store they'll get rid of you for me touching you they check the math out if he touches them in the wrong way. You got mad looked around cuz she's saying to get away from me and leave me alone ridiculous to keep happening and the maps are now seeing why who's in there threatening for the stuff to work and it goes against them if they didn't start rating those bunkers and they almost have fasted by the way they're being a lot of trouble but Trump ratted opened his mouth like half of what they need program I don't really know why we explain you didn't go near it. They're going to try and find it yeah it's really weird the movie The thing is. Is a method actor doesn't care for content. Who knows people stick in a basic way and since they're talking about it thinks he looks real or something he looks like a big huge Satanist 24 hours a day the guys a massive loser his arguing and fighting with our son and his Trump and is acting like a 5 year old child all the time and he thinks it's helping him he's very obtuse we have to stop him he's only a different page than everybody else and it doesn't help him and he's a pig he shot the s*** out of the house and his son was in it and they're pretty pissed off it happened yesterday and they're going to answer back. Here Camilla Harris says there's cameras everywhere and we saw who it was and we know what you're up to you're not only annoying our son you're annoying us and we're Killers too and you're freek. Her own son says he's going to mess up the clans plan the mats are nuts they was friends with him and he was working in the whole time and turned him into a mealy piece of crap and Mike ponder is ruined so she said I'm going to get this piece of s***

No we have some stuff to say about him and it's going to last and it's going to hurt him then we're going to take him down but the guys are schmuck friends around does characters screws himself all day and inspects reward I don't want to talk to him ever again he's such a piece of crap right now on what he's doing up there and we're going to take him out and we're going to take his stuff out we're going after the second five cities the first and mostly empty and the bunkers are gone and it'll be fully empty tonight and we'll start ripping out huge bunkers and buildings and other edifices and moving them into the perimeter there's some historic buildings will save and the rest were going to destroy utterly and not with nuclear weapons or irradiated skulls but those people were heroes to a lot of satanists they know they had a program of those evil but they were mirroring and what they were doing they knew they were smart and sharp and they hate these people

Thor Freya

You have to go to sleep listen a stupid turd have to wake up listen to stupid turd and she knows he's next to our son everybody on Earth has to hear that stupid moron blithering like an a****** and it's saying nothing and BJ has stuff to say and this loser has nothing to say he says he used to blame for everything he's doing causing stuff and he's a moron but he knows it and made himself stupid and all sorts of other dumb things I'm tired of listening to him talk and rant and rave and he's a lunatic he started picking on me they're starting to take his people in he's got tons of money and we're going to take the money all of it he's running around high as a kite because of it and our son my son I mean it's just about to feed him some more money he says he goes right off on a bender it makes it safer and yeah he's going to have a ton of money but he's not going to have any oil I don't know what he's going to do it on he doesn't have robots that will and Bill could design and his robots are going to stink whatever he has left or they have to be captured they have to be taken everything has to be taken from this man for him to leave us alone

Cammillla

You don't have to say leave me alone Trump at all I'm just going to crack your f****** head open everyday and you can be this brave stupid mother f***** who's handing me everything like you are I've never seen someone as big as a loser as you I've never taken so much stuff through one person in my entire life it is a huge huge huge huge huge massive massive amount of money and stuff and armament and land it is so vast and you're stupid f***** sitting on for like 20 minutes and run there's like no fight they give up cuz they're cowards and you're this huge big mouth mother f****** loser I hear you almost have no spaceships at all and you're a moron I tell you what there's never been a loser as big as you in history and the max are saying it's going the wrong way and it is because of you and soon you're going to be dead because they went into the tunnel they're going to get your information about how f****** stupid you are you should get the f*** out of here you f****** loser

Zues

Ditto but really you are a massive massive moron we're taking you for everything you have for every stupid comment you make we're taking stuff from you every dumb thing you do you're watching every single penny to make sure he gets nothing it's ridiculous you're in this huge complete and name jackass did you watching his money so close we're taking all of it we're taking all the banks and the investment companies anything that's worth stuff from you and there's no way you can prove it and you don't even bother looking it so damn dumb and your robots are priorities stupid I can't believe how dumb you are there's going to be like 10 cities left in the Midwest after Friday and The cone is going to hardly exist it's just going to be the rivers and they're going out there halfway up here we don't know what missiles are at all that's what he worked on as a child this whole child that you stupid pots you're a f****** moron we don't know about the stone Jesus Christ how can how can we tell you about it

He tried to put me in charge of the automobile program and I am and I'm heading it up and I am going to start going after it aggressively and to hire people and we have this car that's coming out and it's a Day tripper and Trump is making fun of it but I'm going to aim at his company Chrysler we need that company in because we have a plan to make the supercar and the fat ass is in the way so he wants to make a kit for the Chrysler supercar and he wants to use the Chrysler parts and send it to people like bja who hate Trump and some Max who would order it in other words we have this chassis that was used for it and we took them all they're like 200 million they were going to send them out as kits and because they don't have the bodies and Thor Freya and Olympus have already approved it and where's the top and you're a sleaze ball and you're a lowlife and you're a nobody you keep jamming you up there so we're going to jam you down there and right now half of your force is gone again today half again tomorrow is putting me in charge of the automobile thing and I'm going to have that show wherever we can put it and whatever vehicles we can bring and he says to try and bring a mix if we can of the 23 style of theirs and a 23 style of ours and we can have it in the same facility and have them selling all the cars and we'll do a test like that maybe and Olympus likes it and it's what it shows like you don't have to necessarily have everything in concrete but people will be picking it apart and checking it and comparing and we can offer other things the Chrysler supercar and it's going to be like it was a little bit modified I think for the times and they agree with that and we can bring the old one and the new one since they didn't want the old one where I'll let them compare and I know they'll go for my design the second one that is and Hera the second one she's going to design most of this and we have to compete with our father and mother from France it is Rafael and got his wife they said watch out it's fast and we say watch out we're faster usually and the word is usually so he says you got to watch out for that and we're saying you're being a contraire and it says no it's not the same thing but it's very good and we think you mean se bon and he says no but I'm going to handle it and I'm going to start it up and we have this vehicle and it is the Day tripper and we're making two more models a third is coming too they'll be four models total one of them is a sports car when is the SUV one is a pickup car type thing and we are going to start making them fairly soon and put it out there and see if people can find the design we do have the lambada and we are making that vehicle handover foot it doesn't look anything like the Day tripper and it is a original model for the plants plant on lambada and we do have a name for ours it's lambada Dita and that's what it looks like and it means little lambada a little bit different but that's what it means and we are going to go to town making these vehicles all over the world and a huge system is going to come online and then I helped to make and set up years and years ago and we're going to rub it in Trump's face and I'm going to have people start attacking him to take his plants that he has we don't want him in anything at all and we need to sit down and take over his plants the easy way too we need to set up a meeting for that and we know how he treat him we just call him up and tell him there's a meeting

Hera

We have to get on all the stuff and we have people in charge of these things I mean haven't start doing it and yes right now the losers are going into the tunnels in massive massive numbers they're going to be gone soon and yes people are taking advantage of it and we have to be everywhere and yeah Trump is losing and he's going to be out soon and the other guy is a retard and he's useless we need him out of here now I'm hearing from the guys they're saying they're doing it and they're telling me what they need I think I might just double it cuz we always have to they said no and send you what we need and we'll see what it is and start tracking that stuff and we have to hire people to do it and we should it's important our projects are going well mine will be coming online tonight and the next one might be tomorrow because they accelerated everything they did it on his I can't do it on mine no that's not true I looked over and he was and I tried to do it like he was and it didn't work I did my way and started to work and we got everybody in there and it will be tonight and that's pretty fast for him and he got everybody and he's going to help us understand why and he's going to help set up the power plants and the factories and the recruiting and he is very good at it and his people went through a living nightmare one of the nightmares was this a****** behind our son and he's kind of checked out like 75% and pretty soon you'll be gone and he's attacking his own people all the time the sudo empire most of their bunkers are pretty much at 10% and there's 25% that are gone no it's like 65%, so the 35% bunkers left globally and 10% functioning. We need to make a note that that is them almost out of the bunker business but they're moving into the more lock areas and they're holding them and the morlock are leaving and we need them there kind of so it's going to kind of work out and they're taking over bases and huge areas they have a bunch of people that are evacuating to there and they're fixing things up and they're making defenses and other things and it's working they think they might be all right and we think they're right because they stopped defending the max they couldn't do it anymore they're just going to die they lost a bunch of people maybe you 5%, and now the morlock have lost 10% of their populace today and yesterday and they're fighting the max and they're losing more today than they did at any point in time and they said they expected and good we're moving on but this car thing is great and we're going to help her and she needs help she says and doesn't want him screwing around with things like charts and crafts and boards to show that stuff and needs the professionals in there and she sees what he does he puts a picture of the vehicle up there it's got real big but it doesn't look good and it puts it near the car he surrounds the car with pictures of the car and I don't like it he does it on his and people walk around and look at it and then they look at the car and it's a strange effect it says he saw it one day and he thought it was good and I don't like it every time I look I think that's stupid one day someone came in and said I need that taken down and it wasn't him no it was him he said my idea is stupid and I don't like it and he doesn't like it now and yeah it's not his idea it's one of these idiots and it's like that thing that Bobby fella did at O'Connor the guy I'm going to head up this project and to my own race and cadre I don't want us to fail so you need to help me

Hera

That last line was her husband and it's true I'm sending people over and she needs women right now to help orchestrate and set up the meetings that the men will tell them to and we're going to go ahead and do that and we'll set up appointments for everybody and we need to get it going he wants to do it next Saturday we'll get some time and he wants to have all the prototypes and all the production ones that were still producing and that they're producing complete line of what they're doing and the line of what we want to do and we're going to have to figure out something about how to do that and I guess we have an idea what you're saying there's two models and we can call it the 24 and say it's going to be a little late it's a redesign and some of the 23s might carry through and that's a great idea that's kind of stuff he needs and she needs and we need it now and we talked about it at length but this is what will work and it works in this realm you can almost say anything. And we want to have the new cars there he says the ones that these these minis that are certified and we have to talk to Megan Merkel and we will talk to Brad about his car and the light cycle and he doesn't want to go if ours is there and say you're kind of a foolish person usually and usually a pushed around by this moron so he's smiling saying okay I might go and there's some other manufacturers too super cars and things like that and we want to do that and he says he wants to Lombardo there and he wants the plant on lambada Dido whatever the name was both of them outside and with somebody doing some kind of demonstration and he wants actual panels to go on while people are watching and we want to do that that's an awesome idea and show like high performance and all sorts of things and have like an area where we're doing it and we might also have his weird stuff the enclosed motorcycle trike and things like that he wants us to get going on the boat cuz he wants to make one while he's here to get them back for him using inventions of his to be used against us we're going to go ahead and do that now and it's because she wants to do it he finally found something she likes and by the time he builds it the oceans will be clear and the waterways and the monsters and bugs will be out and will scan and check all the time and we have to have things nearby we do understand it's a great idea and he wants to have that boat sooner not later a different one maybe even because he wants to force us to get involved in the water and we already are cuz you're near it but we do see what you're saying it's kind of poopy

And he says hey wait a minute

And my wife is saying what are you looking for here pal

Frank Castle hardcastle it's not looking for anything that's what it is and he's looking for his arm she says and I said it was a cookie and you say okay Stan Sherry take a break

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#fuckyous in no particular order

- ass backwards bitch

I was 17. I didn’t tell you your husband was hitting on me because I didn’t want to cause problems for your family. When you found out you blamed me as if I was the problem and you stayed with your creepy ass husband. Clearly you, as a grown ass woman at the time, knew I was not the problem especially considering I didn’t entertain him in the slightest. Glad you got to feel better by blaming a child though. Look how it worked out for you 😎😎

- army rapist pinhead

I was 16 and trusted you enough because you were friends with people I knew for years. You got me so fucked up drunk (yes I chose to drink but don’t act like you weren’t feeding it to me with an agenda) I remember only parts of that night. I remember you waking me from your bathroom floor after I passed out in there. I remember teetering in and out of consciousness with you on top of me. I remember your insincere apology and justification when I confronted you a couple days later. All these years later I still pray for your daughter because I wonder if she is safe in your presence. I hope your poor choices catch up to you someday and I hope the army dishonorably discharges you, you vile piece of shit.

- freckle faced fatty

You are the root of my sexual trauma. I was 4. How you could live with yourself after what you did is crazy to me. You may have been only a teenager but I was a teenager once too, and never once did I look at a little kid and want to do to them what you did to me. I hope you never have kids of your own and I hope nobody ever trusts you around theirs. Get some therapy.

- frizzy haired fat faced dusty thunder cunt

Lmao man I can’t believe I almost forgot your fuck you! 😅 basically you suck as a human being and your moral compass is ass backwards. It’s sad because we could have been super close and things could be so different between us but you’ll never acknowledge your actions or apologize for the disrespect so we’ll forever be estranged like we are strangers. I know more about you than you know I do though bitch and I’m sure LC regrets telling me what she told me cuz y’all are on decent enough terms but truthfully y’all would not be where you are if I had told her the stuff you’ve said & done beforehand. You can pretend all you want but these screenshots don’t lie and if I really wanted to be petty I could embarrass the fuck outta you & a few others so I’ma just hope for their sake you keep your head down and ya mouth tightly shut if I do eventually see you because one wrong move, one word I don’t like and it’s on baby and I promise you have a lot more to lose than I do ❤️ now stop being a jealous hateful cunt to me and anyone else who threatens your fragile ego & go worry about finding a man who actually likes you and doesnt mind being seen in public with you, you wrinkly tacky hag 🤭😘

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Horror Villain Headcanons

Topic: This is an extension of the last Jason Oneshot ^^ The rest of the horror movie villains react to their S/O telling them someone at work asked them out and she thought about saying yes.

Warnings: Seriously bad language in some reactions. Like, disgusting. Also some M rated suggestions 

Notes:

I’m feeling like Jason took it extremely well for a Slasher… aha

I’m so sad that our boys Buckman, Drayton and Hoyt don't have gifs!!

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Billy Loomis: 

·         Well, Billy’s a bit of a hot head… or a lot.

·         The guy who asked you out will probably be dead. Most likely.

·         And you’ll get the cold shoulder for an hour or two, because man. He’s hurt, that you would consider leaving him for some better life. You’re just like his mother, and this asshole who asked you out is just like Maureen Prescott. In his head, this just legitimises his murderous actions even more and makes him even worse.

·         In this scenario, keeping it to yourself would have probably bene better.

·         Eventually though, the fog will lift and he’ll remember that he needs you. He’ll come over and wrap his arm around you, nuzzling your face, and threaten you that if you ever do anything like that to him again, or even look in the direction of another man they will be cut down and he will make you watch.

·         Boy’s a little bit yandere.

Bubba Sawyer: 

·         Bubba’s mind flies right over the part where another guy asked you out and sticks to the part here you thought about saying yes. He doesn’t care about this other guy, he doesn’t know him. He cares about his people, and you are his person. He wonders, why would you do that? Why aren’t you totally happy with him and his brothers and grandpa?

·         His eyes will get watery, and he’ll just watch you and listen to you holding onto every word that comes out of your mouth until you’re done. Imagine that, for a moment. Telling Bubba, with his big, teary brown eyes (I’m assuming their brown, I can’t tell) that another man asked you on a date and you nearly said yes and left him. Imagine that, and tell me, could you do it???

·         Hell no. With his little fidgeting, and his fat bottom lip sticking out, and his whines? No! No! No, no, no, no!

·         So, quickly, bundle him up in a hug and tell him you were being silly, and you love him!

(Mayor) Buckman: 

·         Depends, was it a citizen of pleasant Valley? Or was it a passing stranger? Because if its one of their victims then there won’t be as many long-term consequences like their will be if it were one of his residents. His family.

·         See, if you’re dating the mayor, everyone will know. Especially this mayor, because he has a taste for flare and he sure as hell introduces you as his consort every chance he gets. Which means passers by and residents alike are well aware who you are and who you ‘belong to’ (He wouldn’t put it that way, but its clear.).

·         If it was a victim, he’ll make a show of their death- even more then usual. If it was a resident, they’ll get a warning and he’ll never entirely trust them again. He’ll always bring it up from then on, too. Embarrassing you, and them. Refers to them as an almost-thief and whatever other nasty insulting name that he feels at the time.

·         But either way, he’ll be the same about your part in his heartbreak. Betrayed, but willing to forgive because you’re ‘Just so darn cute!’.

·         He will guilt trip you a lot though when its mentioned, but if you’re able to sit him down and talk about it maturely with him, and explain your side of the story, then he’ll calm down and forgive you. ‘It’s forgotten, darlin’. I’m sorry for acting immaturely.’

Carrie White:

·         Surprisingly, Carrie doesn’t immediately get upset and act like Bubba did. I mean, of course she feels bad. Its not a nice thing to hear from the person you’re in love with, that they nearly left you for something else! But, she thinks about your side of this as well.

·         She guesses, she understands where you came from. It would be easier for you to love someone normal… not like her… It would be nicer for you. She gets it.

·         She keeps the wounded look off her face, for your benefit.

·         “But… “She’ll say then. And explain her side of this. That she loves you so much, and understands that it would be easier for you and just wants you happy. But she would be really happy herself, if what would make you happy is to be with her.

·         It’ll be such a relief for her if you take her hands say that’s the conclusion you came to. One of those adorable, real smiles will grace her face.

Chop Top Sawyer: 

·         “WhhhaaaaaaaAAaAaaat???”

·         “Let me at him! Let! Me! At! HIM! Show me where he’s at, I should- “

·         You will need to stop him from storming your place of work with a face on a stick that’s on fire (Bubba balling behind him, because that’s his face!!), fists blazing and bouncing all over the place if you want to explain. Goddamnit, Chop Top’s gotta stand up for himself, and his woman! This will not do??!!

·         “Chop Top- Chop! Stop it a second, I- Chooop! I nearly said yes!”

·         That make shim halt in place. Only for a second though, before he drops his fists and turns to you in confusion. “Wat?”

·         “But… then… I realise, I love you. And I was being stupid, and- well, that’s it. I love you.”

·         “Awww, I love you too! That’s okay then!!”

·         Prepare yourself, because otherwise the force of Chop’s lung cuddle will send you both crashing into one of Nubbins bone sculptures.

·         Chop Top is pretty light hearted about the whole thing XD

Chucky/Charles Lee Ray (We’re assuming he’s human in this. Whether that be in man or woman form. And I’m sorry if I overuse this gif, I just love it XD): 

·         Some stupid guy asking you out is one thing, but you considering it??? That’s a direct attack on him and will be treated with prejudice.

·         “I must not be hearing right these days, doll, because I swear I just heard come out of your pretty little mouth that you considered leaving me for some castrated turd- or, he will be castrated, at least. Stay here.”  

·         I suggest you stay where you are because if you leave and he comes back to that after killing this to find you gone, he will find you, and he’ll be even more pissed. He’ll take that as an admission that you’re not in love with him anymore, and the situation will be handled much worse.

·         When he gets back, he will have the penis of the man who asked you out in a plastic zip lock bag and he’ll give it to you. Then hook a hand around the back of your neck and hold you firmly in place so that he can look down at you darkly and say: “Keep that as a reminder that I take great pleasure in sawing off any limb or body part off a person who tries to steal from me. I want you to be happy, sure, but having you is the point.”

·         For the rest of the night he’ll be pretty stiff and stay off to himself instead of hanging with you because, he didn’t say it but his feelings were hurt by this betrayal, but by the time the sun rises the next day he will have gotten over it, comforted by the fact that he has you for better or for worse now.

Drayton Sawyer: 

·         Drayton takes all this news in one gulp and just kinda… nods, says okay then, and leaves to continue his work. Out of it. Off with the fairies.

·         He doesn’t quite know what he could do about that. I mean, it’s good that you love him and you didn’t leave, but the fact that you thought about it still feels terrible. Especially since he doesn’t kill. He feels like he has no way of one upping you, or becoming even. He feels like the weaker part of the relationship, the one that has more to lose. Because clearly, you have options! He has… you.

·         He’ll be pretty quiet for the rest of the night and for a while after tat day he’ll act a bit off. Normal, you know. Doing things with you, and talking with you, and just being normal. But he’ll just a be a biiiiit off, because he knows he has so much more to lose, and he hates that feeling.

·         Eventually he’ll get over it, and feel better. But this has opened his eyes to that fact and its new to him! I mean, its not nice for anyone. But in his family, they all need each other They all play an equal part and even without that theirs blind loyalty involved. Here, he has to earn it and he suddenly feels very powerless, and in danger of losing you if one day you decide he isn’t enough.

Freddy Krueger: 

·         Similar to Chucky, he ‘wants you to be happy, but having you is the point’. He’s not above causing you an accident that puts you in a coma, so you stay with him all the time and you don’t have any other choices. Your smile is cute, but being with you trumps it all.

·         But this is only the first time, and you’ve told him that you realised you didn’t want that. You want him so his little perverted heart may give out, so he’ll let it go this once. He wont hold onto it and throw it in your face later or even use it to his advantage now.

·         He will kill the guy, though. There’s no way he won’t take the opportunity to kill someone.

Jennifer Check: 

·         “Well fuck you too then, bitch!”

·         Yeah… she may need a bit of time to cool down. She is hot. She graces you with her presence. How dare you stab her in the back like this. She thinks all this, and then she thinks that she should kill you. That no fuck buddy should be able to hurt her like this, but after she looks at you and assesses you… she knows she couldn’t.

·         But you don’t know that, and she’ll work with that.

·         Storming out, she’ll make you think that she’s so mad that she would kill you. Just so you’ll feel the fear for a time, which she’ll prolong as much as possible, going do her nails and toes and then get a delicious, boy flavoured meal as self-care.

·         Then, finally she’ll come back, and roll her eyes like she doesn’t know you took it seriously. Like it wasn’t her plan at all. “You really thought I would kill you? Don’t be dumb, come on! Let’s watch a movie- I pick, cuz you’re slutty ass hurt my feelings, k?”

(Sheriff) Hoyt/Charlie Hewitt: 

·         When he looks at you, slightly squinting like he does when he’s thinking, you think he’s going to kill you. That you never meant much to him and he’s going to turn you into dinner without blinking an eye for your betrayal- because what’s more important to Hewitt’s, then loyalty? Not much.

·         Also, Hoyts a twisted, backstabbing traitor himself so that also worries you a bit.

·         But then he just leaves the room, attitude in his eyes as he calls for Thomas to lock you away in your room and that he’s going to get dinner.

·         For a few stupid hours after that, hidden away in your room without your phone or laptop, you foolishly thing he’s going to withhold dinner from you as punishment.

·         But when he brings you in stew with a suspiciously familiar coloured eye as a sloppy garnish, and a tricky, twisted look on his face, you know what your punishment really is.

Michael Myers: 

·         Ohhh, no.

·         Boy’s dead.

·         That’s it.

·         You get no punishment, but this boy who asked you out is so dead. You just tell him what happened, and then he turns and leaves to get his new job done.

Patrick Bateman: 

·         It may be smart to tell him at work, so he can’t really flip out… trap him in the confines of social standards.

·         It won’t stop him from freaking out on you later, in the safety of your own home, but it will allow you a few more hours of crippling worry- or enough time to leave the country. You know, depending on how you word the whole thing to him.

·         A deep breath in through his nose, teeth grit. “I’ll cancel our dinner reservations.” His eyes flicker from yours, to everyone else in the office. He steps closer to you, and whispers. “Go home, don’t you dare eat anything or turn on the TV. Tie yourself up, and wait for me. And don’t let me catch you dressed, fucking whore.”

·         See, he’s had to come up with different ways to punish you when he’s mad, seeing as he cares for you. So really kinky, borderline (Sometimes not even borderline.) torturous sex will have to do. You never get to finish. And the rope is not safe, sex shop brand rope.

Pennywise (OG): 

·         I’m sorry, why should he care that a weak, unimportant mortal man asked you out? Its not like he would ever have succeeded, even if you hadn’t made the right decision and said no. He would have found you and gotten you back, no matter what.

·         You are his adorable little human, who he is prepared to fight for -not that that is what would ever happen here. He’s not going to waste energy fighting a mortal man when he can just take you back, easy, - and you will not get away so easily.

·         Basically, in this relationship, freewill is a fantasy. You are entirely and utterly owned by him. Like a pet.

Stu Macher: 

·         “You, what… really??”

·         Well, first of all, he would fight this boy. Killing him doesn’t really occur to him, because he likes to keep his romantic life and his murder life separate but he definitely wants to throw a punch or two!

·         Second of all, why would you want that!???

·         “Do you not like me, anymore?? Babe, baby, come on! What’d I do to deserve that!”

·         Honestly, he makes it out like it would have been better if you hadn’t told him. He thinks you’re mad at him and are trying to tell him you have options, by being honest and telling him this. No one has ever claimed he’s the sharpest knife in the drawer.

·         You’ll get lots of cuddles and snuggles because he wants you to know how much he loves you. But that’s not really new.

Thomas Hewitt: 

·         Deep breaths. Watch his chest rise and fall like he’s trying really hard not to get mad, which he is.

·         But, mostly, he reacts like Jason. Hears you out, because what else can he do? Luda taught him not to walk away from a person in the middle of a conversation.

·         Once you’re done, he thinks. Still with the very deep breaths.

·         He thinks how he trusts you, and what you say must be true. But then if you thought about leaving, then something has to be wrong, right?

·         As you continue to explain to him, slightly more panickily, that you love him and it was a momentary lapse in judgement that didn’t even really do anything but you’re telling him anyway, because you love him and you want him to trust you, he slowly starts to clam down.

·         Eventually, her brings you into a hug to stop your panicking. His breaths have returned to a normal rate, and he vows to try and forget it.

[6blackfilin9]

Just decided to show that I'm still alive over here

So guess it's LongShitpost Time

A very long post about The Batman's (2004) Penguin

And well, I've been thinking about making it for about a year, so.. here we are, watching me behaving like an easily surprised kid babbling about Oswald and how much I admire him and why

Actually nothin' important or highly moral here. If you still wanna read then just forget it's talk about a character from a kids show, I take this sh🐧t seriously and barely speak English

I like to take a lot of screenshots but can't use here all of them uuUUuUuuUUUUUGH

It's all about the 1st episode of 2nd season of The Batman (mostly, I also mention other my two fav episodes with Oswald)

I like it so much cuz this all just starts with "cat-mouse play" kind of cooperation which leads to "well guess you two will be chillin' in jail in pure mammalian harmony" and ends up with "oh no no no, this is your thievish girl, so you take her back"

"— You two pointy-ears make such a cute couple: his and hers."

"— Hm, made for each other."

I just crack up at this plot line so much

But well, being more serious, this episode unveils some of Oswald's personality traits quite vividly.

Going back to the first episode when he appeared, from the first sight it looked like the most of the time he acts like a mindlessly arrogant jerk who has no clue about what he’s doing, as most of kid-show villains, and tends to lose his temper fast , but if you look closer you’ll see that huge amount of his conduct lines are just a part of the games he plays

Like, he came to the Bruce's party just to take the damn list of guests, that’s the goal

But because of his behavior in public's eyes he wasn't the "strange quiet guy who's been looking around for all the time, than took the list of rich guests from butler and than left while there are robberies of rich people occurring in the city". He was "arrogant snobbish freak who thinks he's some sort of royalty (despite his family lost its place at the top of Gotham's society) so he acts around them as if they were peasants", so, for everyone it looks like the only thing he came for was attention, plus, influenced by negative emotions, people didn't notice such a potty movements as putting some paper in his jacket. I mean none even managed to notice that he stole the motherf🐧cking tray

(Well, for sure Oswald's quite snobbish about his family and it's "blue blood", can’t deny that, though he doesn’t behave that defiantly all the time and the only time when he completely loses it, cracks and explodes about this was when he became enraged hearing Alfred's words whom he took hostage in Bruce's house. That was a very bad day for him)

And come on, Oswald had patience and intelligence to figure out how to teach different predatory birds like ravens and owls, who actually tend to be wayward and even agressive time to time, to steal damn stuff from houses and how to make those f🐧cking badass high-tech umbrellas himself

So, cool man

If that episode showed his enormous arrogance, devotion to his family, resourcefulness, intelligence and hidden potential, this one shows how cunning, selfish, cold, ruthless and at some point insightful he can be

Back to the episode, it literally opens with the start of the strategy competition between Oswald and Selina

First they meet they start with a direct verbal flight for the Cat statue, which Oswald wins. So Selina, willing to get what she wants, desides to get down on a more manipulative subtle level playing love interest

So, of course Oswald gets stunned at first, I guess not every girl treats him this way every day, but he effectively uses this state to figure out his following plan and actions, and immediately starts behaving as a school boy in love.

So the man literally changed his tactics in a couple of seconds and figured out the new plan with the new “puppet” involved. Selina didn’t even notice anything thinking that she managed to hook him up easily so she now can manipulate him as she wants.

(guess Bruce was right, these two are worth each other: both prideful as heck)

So later their game enters the new fervent phase: they both play love interest in front of each other, and Oswald nailes his role just perfectly, making Selina even more convinced of his naivety so she reduces her alertness completely.

But guess he enjoyed this at some point. Like, Selina is a charming beautiful woman able to maintain a pleasant conversation with couple of dry sarcastic notes, so, I think this shade of sincerity helped him to play his part

And well, for quite huge amount of time Oswald makes that devil face with crooked grin which makes him look like a f🐧cking Satan, or just beings grumpy hardened journalist who had seen some shit which makes him look like he's about to have a severe breakdown, but here as he is around Selina in the first part of the episode he's completely calm like a damn fat cat, serious, focused and straight-faced, that's just gorgeous

He cracks up a bit ahead of time just once, when she manages to get the Bird statue

But as it goes to the showdown he doesn’t show even a hint of genuine sympathy or regret, he’s just like “well get reked Selina” and takes English leave

Well, I know it’s a kids show, Bruce saves the day and stuff, but Oz did literally put the bomb in the f🐧cking handcuffs so in case one of the two tries to put them off before the police arrive they actually f🐧cking die. I mean, that's kinda rough. But at the other hand it’s quite nobly but shortsighted of him to leave his enemies alive having a chance to interfere him later

And well, maybe Oswald isn’t good at etiquette, but he have never beaten Selina or any other lady if it came to close fight, while Batman did. Ozzie is a gentleman, shame on ya Bruce

And just to be said, the motherf🐧ucker didn’t even blink when the f🐧king half of his god damn umbrella was cut off right in front of his f🐧cking face. And oh my god, how f🐧cking firm Oswald's grip is that the hella heavy umbrella all made of f🐧cking metal didn't even swayed from the impact in the most stout place. Badass.

And just for a second, Oswald managed to dig to the bottom of that legend about the Bird and Cat statues and started putting the plan into action only after he had found all the necessary information about it (which he had to translate himself from ancient Egyptian), so that the first time he used it, it didn't turn out that he missed something and summoned some ancient shit so now the whole world is in danger (as it happens with villains in movies sometimes).

(The saddest part is that the only single thing that prevented the shit from happening was immense amount of luck. mean Bruce has all kinds of gadgets for literally any situation and knows literally everything just in case. Like, it was very useful of Bruce to study ancient Egyptian just in case someone decides to use egyptian artifacts for evil stuff. And they were so f🐧king lucky the the birds weren’t hungry and didn’t try to peck their faces off while they were climbing the god damn lighthouse which is already hella dangerous even without the maniac birds trying to knock you down)

Well, what do we have so far

Even if Oswald does have some temper issues, he's capable of making some keen psychological tricks, making strategies and keep his head above water, the only thing that actually hampers him is his own pride (like in the episode with Team Penguin. He does have some leadership qualities but he turns from leader into boss quite quickly thinking of himself only)

And, importantly, he is being at some level realistic and objective realizing that none actually takes him seriously.

He understands that for most of the people he’s just a deformed and depraved man with a funny voice, who’s also a descendant of the aristocratic family which ran out of money and lost former authority.

And he uses it for his own good. He couldn't if he didn't, otherwise he'd choose way less twisted ways of behavior

He knew what would the people at the party see in him, so he could predict what behavior would cause the result he needed.

He understood Selina wouldn’t take him as a serious opponent, seeing him as a lonely slow-witted man or whatever, being sure that she can hook him as any other in such an unpretentious way she thought she would be able to make him do all the work instead of her. His awareness made her plans all exposed and clear

But all this negligence combined with his pride does hurt him though, no doubt. There’s a whole episode about it, when he occupied Bruce’s house.

He has his own reasons to envy and hate Bruce, by the way. They both are from rich families, both intelligent, strong and talented, but Bruce is more young and handsome, plus, his family business remained successful. At this point he is much more luckier than Oswald

I mean even if it gets to falling Bruse safely falls on tent and Oswald falls on the dirty ground through hell, fire and high boiling water (I don't give a shit that it had been made for the comedy matters)

Basically, the only thing Oswald is doing is trying to restore not only the family’s honor, but also his own with help of money and growth of his authority. Maybe even to show others and himself that he’s something more than just a garbage. That he's something more than he seems to be at the first sight

But as far as I can see Oswald has never been that type of poor kid with low self esteem crying in a shower with the lights off and who then starts to hide behind the wall of arrogance as he grows up. I mean right in this episode he says that his mother had always told him that he was a handsome one, so I think his parents loved him, maybe even spoiled at some point, and gave him confidence and warmth he needed.

Though well, to be fair, children are cruel, and of course they would react to the child who lookes like a victim of a crazy geneticist's experiment in a very specific way. Some would avoid him no matter what it takes, for sure some would get used to him and communicate normally, but some would mock and bully him severely. So of course he would start to protect himself

But sadly he went in wrong direction, since his confidence became arrogance and his ways became much more twisted and radical

Even as an adult he’ve chosen a really slippery slope, though. He could've chosen a different path, but (as I guess) he couldn't overcome his sense of injustice and his resentment towards people around him, who actually neglected and loathed him. So he just sank in his negative experience and sharpened himself as the lone survivalist, which made him egotistical to the point when he doesn't care about the others and can actually stumble in some situations, being sure he can't be wrong

His actions can't be justified, but they can be explained. Oswald is really very understandable character

So

There is actually no moral of the post

Just me coming to conclusion that The Batman's Oswald appears to be quite deep in the first seasons

Yes, I just wasted about 5 minutes of your life, and you can't take those back

But I can leave you with a question besides frustration

Why in the bloody hell are they holding each other?!

I mean come on

Few hours ago they revealed mutual betrayal, he almost killed her, dropped her on the froor so she couldn't run away with the thing he needed, and now they hold each other flying away on a jet-umbrella

And don’t f🐧cking tell me they do this because of the fear that if one of them falls the other will too

No f🐧cking way

Just imagine flying on the f🐧cking jet-umbrella, you will cling to it so tightly that one day you will take it into your grave with yourself because you will not be able to unclench your f🐧cking fingers after a single flight, but instead of holding the motherf🐧cking umbrella they hold each other

So is it a weird joke or a very thick hint?

Who knows

[weaselbeaselpants]

That Krispy Cat: A Warning, part 3

The last of the images cause I don’t want this bitch on my computer anymore. 

Knowing tumblr I kept the images hidden JUUUUST in case no one reads the fine print and can’t tell I’m being critical of this and gets me in trouble.

VVV ((Just in case you thought the JewishGriffon piece assured everyone that Crispy couldn’t POSSIBLY hate people of color, some of her earliest Nazi art had her character Klaus beating up Amigo Bear. She also made Amigo into a liberal strawman. )) VVV

((Dialogue to one of her TROLLARIOUS pictures that featured Amigo:

Amigo Bear: *muttering* "Your leader was a !@#$% little #@%^!@$^*!, you fascist feather duster..." General Klaus: "Fräulein, Ich vant you to cover your ears und shut your eyes as tight as you can." Crispy: "How come, General?" General Klaus: "Klaus ist about to say und do very bad sings zhat he does not vant his little Edelweiß to see or hear." Crispy: "Alrighty!" General Klaus: "WHO SAID ZHAT ABOUT DER FÜHRER? WER DIE FICK GESAGT? WHO'S ZUH SCHLEIMIG LITTLE COMMUNIST-SCHEISS SCHWANZLUTSCHER DOWN ZHERE, WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH VARRANT? NIEMAND?! GOTTVERDAMMT STALIN SAID IT! HERVORRAGEND! VHICH VUN OF YOU VANTS TO BE ZUH FIRST TO FIND OUT ZUH HARD VAY VHY MEIN FEINDE CALLED MIR DER BUTCHER BIRD?" ))

^^^ ((BUTOPHERARTISGOODSOYOUCAN’TCOMPLAIN

also the disc. for this pic before it was deleted had a ‘joke’ about cooking Jews in ovens. Oh and yes, that IS Hitler she’s giving that ugly ass cupcake too.))

^^^ (( - Thanks dA I never would have known I had a notifications unless eclipse blah -

This is one of her rants about how #Triggered she is that Starlight be compared to the Nazis when she runs a communist cult. Because A) that’s the real problem here and B) I too get upset when people say my OC is based on Jeffrey Dahmer when he’s so CLEARLY based on Ed Gein, Bwwwaaaah D> D> D> !)) ^^^

VVV ((Ugly art of her friend’s awful OCs.)) ^^^

VVV ((Crispy showing off why no one wants to be a patriot in our country.)) VVV

((FYI, Crisp, that attitude will make the Hamilton fans stronger so just keep that SJW-flinging coming you little SJW.

WHAT?! Social Justice is a broad term and as Crispy’s plainly demonstrated, you can circle it around and make a majority-class sound like the real underprivledged if you have enough fancy frou frou know-how and furries. Also, if a Social Justice Warrior constitutes someone who takes their cause soooo seriously that they’re annoying/petting/cruel/stupid about it....idk I think Crispy qualified.))

^^^ ((Crispy and her friend muse about what other races occupy the world of MLP in her headcanon. This, more than any other dA disc. and picture shows you her brand of “Segregationist-Nationalism is OKAY” thinking, cuz the art of these different races isn’t super offensive or cruel and neither are the characters. BUT if you scratch under the surface you’ll find that Crispy really likes these different people staying in their place and not in “someone else’s” country.

THEN, this same kind of thinking is used to convince you any mix of cultures is just cultural appropriation, again acting like she and her Nazi-stans are the only ones standing up to actual bigotry.)) VVV

^^^ ((Crispy makes the world a worse place by bringing up actual decent points; like how Americans dress Thanksgiving up as progressive and for the natives when we all know that’s not true...all to better her worldview.

fyi, GET OUT whenever you see a selfproclaimed Nazi fawn over Native Americans, because: Nazi Germany had a deep fascination with American Indians and used their struggles about their land being taken away from them to justify their eugenic genocide.)) ^^^

^^^ (( Crispy laughing it up on Furaffinity how she couldn’t be banned from her Furaffinity and then mysteriously never using her site there wowie.)) ^^^

^^^ (( Crispy complaining about SOPA cause her freedom of speech and blahblahblah.

Freedom of Speech is important. Unfortunately what people like Crispy don’t understand or care for is there’s no freedom of consequence. )) vvv

VVV ((LOL Joseph Mengele was such a stinkah let’s tell blithe jokes about him. At least WE AREN’T LIKE HIM!!!)) VVVV

VVV ((Early onset eugenic BS from her Spyro stuff that would be easy to miss if you didn’t know what this woman was talking about)) VVV

((Crispy admitting she thinks gays are pointless cuz they don’t reproduce but apparently loves them anyway. Also big shock Crispy’s seen Hetalia.)) VVV

VVV ((Crispy probably wanting Weeaboos to attack her cuz aren’t Japan’s animations so laaaaaaazy?!!?!? GUUdd think’ I’m a naziaboo! Germany’s never made any shitty animation evah. You know what, I lied. She doesn’t deserve Hetalia. She just doesn’t.)) VVVV

VVV ((Crispy dragging Brazil down with her as the apparent “Best South American Country”. Yikes.)) VVV

VVV ((More “it’s trolling ergo it’s not harmful” shit. Bulgarians probably do deserve their own Care Bears, but they certainly don’t want yours Crispy.)) VVV

VVV ((Disc. for her Richard Spencer bear art)) VVV

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I know, I know...this isn’t what you wanted to read today, guys. I know it’s offensive and I’m sorry if it made you ill. I also know I’m putting my own blog under fire by showing these images here but I think that should say something about dA’s bad policies that this art gets a filter slapped on it and nothing more when the artist is blatantly pro-fascist.

Crispy resonates with me so much - and no it’s not cause I DARED to be “triggered”.

It’s because, for one, she was talented. I MEAN I HAVE EYES! That’s some nicely drawn digital stuff I’m not gonna deny. She had some cool rewrites and sequel ideas that, had it come from someone else I would have eaten up and faved to hell and back onceupona2012. But I didn’t, where a ton of MLP and furry fans did because they undervalued their own talents and would say “well it’s pretty who cares about the message?” 

Unlike so many commercial+published artists, it’s REALLY hard to separate the art from the artist here because the artist is so connected and a part of her art and storytelling. If you fav her art, even if you didn’t like her, that was telling Crispy she’d won. It’s so defeating to have other artists say their gonna ignore their gut for the sake of prettypretty-Don-Bluth style art. And yes, that stigma DOES affect my view on 2D purists btw.

Crispy was so holier than thou’, and that attitude also was appealing to dA folks, not to mention her knowledge of art history by the time she dropped off the radar. Crispy was the kind of person who’d make long, detailed, justified rants against the design and color choices in Hazbin Hotel and then a bunch of antis would eat her redesigns up only to learn the awful truth later and embarrass themselves cuz they were so taken up by the craft they didn’t know they were reblogging a fucking Nazi.

Not to underplay Viv’s wrongdoings of course, but I’m sorry; the two aren’t comparable on the problematic artist meter. THAT’S HOW BAD CRISPY WAS.

If this somehow was just a faze and she’s come to her senses or doesn’t really think this shite she preaches...I don’t care. She said some vile shit and fuck no I’m not forgiving her. It’s like KenDraw or Shadman. You’ve changed your life around and realized you’ve done/drawn nasty shit that’s done real harm? Cool....I’m still not talking or ever promoting you, ya dingbat. You ain’t no Roman Polanski or Doug Tennaple. You’re a singular internet artist and any support of the project has to go to you - and you suck!

ThisCrispyKat was a wakeup call that showed me these people not only still exist but will be allowed to get away with it. I was very touchy bout this kind of thing back in the day. Fuck, I STILL AM TOUCHY. The rabbit holes I found thanks to Crispy opened up to reveal communities where people think my hair color’s going extinct. People would detail how much they wanted to rape me - a natural blonde - and kill my friends and family for not looking like me. That they want to jerk off in my naturally curly hair and see me in glowy German princess gowns preparing them dinner.

Crispy and other Nazistans would look at me; a blond-haired blue eyed Polish/German American woman and think I need to be “fixed” because I DARE to repeat propaganda that the Nazis were bad. They’d call me a traitor for thinking that celebrating the Nazi party ISN’T German pride.

HOW DARE YOU TELL ME THAT’S GERMAN PRIDE! I’LL SHOW YOU GERMAN PRIDE YOU EGOSTROKING-LIMPDICKED ATTENTION WHORES.

People like Crispy make it 1000x harder to actually show interest in German things. Because I AM interested in German shit btw.

Like for real: it’s a country I’d love to visit one day (at least the black forest, which is where my mom’s fam comes from). I love German art and German fairytales slap. I really do want to explore my heritage through art and stuff.

But guess what? Much as Crispy would argue to the contrary I DO know my WWII history and beyond and FUCK YOU if you honestly think jerking it to cuddly Nazi-furs is empowering or just “showing your interest in history”. Take your own advice and read a god-damn book.

TL;DR: I DO NOT have to be proud of Nazis to enjoy German culture and if you think otherwise, FUCK YOU. It’s a slap in the face to everyone even if you are ‘just trolling’ and it in no way values actual German’s feeling on the matter. It’s annoying how people undervalue real people just for the sake of fan art.

The Nazis were evil. They were racist, eugenic-genocidal idiots who killed over six million Jewish people, Romani, Slavs, Jehovahs Witnesses, disabled people, Poles, homosexuals and prisoners of war. They would have killed my dad’s side of the family if they were in Poland at the time. They made bullshit tanks that killed the people making them and didn’t work on the battlefield. Their leader was a fat, farting one-testicaled bastard who preferred animals to people.

They ruined everything for everyone and then took the easy way out, leaving the Germans that were left in the hands of the also-genocidal Soviets and Americans. Germany is still paying their war debts and now, 70-80 years later everyone else wants to laugh off this dark period of history with memes and forget what they did, and as such, are forgetting the victims of the genocide.

I have 0 tolerance for Nazi things for the sake of HUMANITY, let alone the individual groups they target. I don’t have to have German ancestry or know a single Jewish person to tell you any of this. It’s fucking history.

Eat shit.

[bobasheebaby]

50 Mean Girls Prompts

This list was requested by @loveellamae I did it super fast but I think I got all the best quotes. Let me know if there is a show or movie you want me to make a prompt list for!

1 “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” – Damian

2 “But you’re, like, really pretty. So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?” — Regina George

3 “That was so fetch.” – Gretchen Wieners

4 “I will keep you here all night.” – Principal Duvall

5 “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!” — Cady Heron

6 “Grool. I meant to say cool but then I started to say great.” — Cady Heron

7 “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” — Regina George

8 “I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.” — Cady Heron

9 “Is butter a carb?” — Regina George

10 “The limit does not exist.” — Cady Heron

11 “That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.” — Regina George

12 “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” — Regina George

13 “He’s/She’s a life ruiner. He/She ruins people’s lives.” — Janis Ian

14 “I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular." — Gretchen Wieners

15 “It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain." — Karen Smith

16 “You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?" — Karen Smith

17 “On Wednesdays we wear pink!" — Karen Smith

18 “I can't go out tonight *fake coughs*. I'm sick." — Karen Smith

19 “I'm a mouse, duh!" — Karen Smith

20 “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it." — Janis Ian

21 “Your face smells like peppermint!" — Aaron Samuels

22 “I want my pink shirt back!" — Damian

23 “I'm not like a regular dad/mom, I'm a cool dad/mom!" — Mrs. George

24 “There's a 30 percent chance that it's already raining." — Karen Smith

25 “You can't sit with us!" — Gretchen Wieners

26 “NAME is not sweet! He’s/She’s a scum-sucking road whore, he/she ruined my life!” — Regina George

27 “I have really bad breath in the morning.” — Cady Heron

28 “Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. NAME, will you please tell him/her his/her hair looks sexy pushed back.” — Regina George

29 “Boo, you whore!” — Regina George

30 “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by NAME.” – Ms. Norbury

31 “Damn. I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang.” — Kevin G.

32 “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.” — Cady Heron

33 “So, you’ve actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!” — Regina George

34 “You smell like a baby prostitute.” — Janis Ian

35 “I didn’t say anything.” — Cady Heron

36 “Why were you talking to NAME?” — Regina George

37 “I want to lose three pounds.” — Regina George

38 “Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple.” — Jason

39 “Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen!" — Regina George

40 “Your mom's chest hair!" — Janis Ian

41 “Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MCs ain't got nothing on me." — Kevin G

42 “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?” – Janis Ian

43 ““I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat … yo’ fat cuz I hate you!” – Jessica Lopez

44 “I like “invented” him/her, you know what I mean?” — Regina George

45 “I love him/her. He’s/She’s like a Martian!” — Regina George

46 “I gave him/her everything! I was half a virgin when I met him/her.” — Regina George

47 “He’s/She’s not even that good-looking if you really look at him/her.” — Cady Heron

48 “I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?” – Karen Smith

49 “You’re a regulation hottie.” – Janis Ian

50 “Whoever wrote it probably didn't think anyone would ever see it?” “I hope that nobody else ever does see it.” — Karen Smith & Principal Duvall

[fablesrose]

Of Kings and Shadows XIII

Chapter XIII

Description: Y/n, a girl who seems to have found her calling. Being a SHIELD agent is like a dream come true. With a friendship starting to form with the Avengers, she’s the Queen of the world! What could go wrong?

Pairings: Avengers x reader, Loki x reader (eventually)

Notes: On Wattpad –> Here

Warnings: gore, pain, torture

Masterlist

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Oh, how I wish to go back.

The only way I can is to go through the memories. The good times. The only way to pass the time. It's both the most and the least painful way to stay sane. It took a very long while to figure that out. It feels like it's been forever, for all I know maybe it has been. I'm glad I do have some good memories to look back on, a few more before the terror starts.

You don't know what a blessing it is to have your voice go hoarse. When you're crying, screaming, talking, and you can't go anymore. When you're trapped in your own head, you don't have that. Just the sound of your own voice and the darkness, and that's on a good day. The outside world? What I see through my own eyes? It is so much worse.

I don't even see the full picture anymore. It's like looking through binoculars. Everything is slightly blurry unless I focus and I can't see anything that's not in my direct sight. Not that I really want to see anything that my body is doing. What Noxy is doing. Of course, I can't be sure it's really her that's behind the wheel at this point, but I do know that outside of the little corner of my mind I'm trapped in, there's a dark cloud pulling the strings. Noxy is the closest thing I've known to this dark cloud. It doesn't talk to me. If I wasn't here, silence.

I got pulled from pleasant flashbacks with screams.

It's always the screams. This time it was a prisoner. They train me with the prisoners. It's always the same bargain. They gave it to me too, but I was a special case. It wasn't anything new or different, the same old 'fight to survive' bargain. This one didn't last long, they weren't even a challenge anymore, I was the executioner.

It brings back unpleasant memories. So many experiments, lab tables, shots. It all blended together in a horrid ball of terror. I can never seem to stop them from coming through, always being replayed. It's gotten easier, but not by much.

I remember waking up slowly strapped down to a table. I was weak and disoriented. Doctors, if I could even call them that, scientists, tormentors, take your pick, were standing to the side discussing what I assumed was me.

"Her body is too weak, it won't hold up against the formula," one said. He looked tall and skinny, bordering malnourishment.

"We can replace the parts that whither." I already hated the other, short, plump to say it nicely, and very bald.

"The formula doesn't work through metal, it must be flesh. Besides," I felt his slimy eyes look at me but didn't catch my gaze, "he thinks she's special. He wants her intact."

"For himself."

"Do you really want to risk the wrath?"

"What do you suggest then?" The fat one looked annoyed, and I didn't feel bad at all for it. My brain was still fuzzy enough that I couldn't connect the dots on what they were going to do to me. Maybe it was a good thing I didn't know beforehand.

"We must give her the serum."

"Fine, do it quickly."

I could barely turn my head enough to see the slime-balls and I couldn't see what everyone else was doing. I looked back at the ceiling and the bright white light shining on me. I yanked on the restraints, but I didn't have the strength.

"Sedate it."

I flinched at the sudden needle in my arm. The same fuzzy feeling came back in layers, meaning I must have woke up from the same drugs. I didn't have time to fully process that connection before a bigger needle entered my other arm. I clenched my teeth when the liquid entered my body, multiple times more painful than any other vaccine. I relaxed briefly when the syringe exited my arm, but it didn't last long.

I felt like I was consumed by fire. It traveled through my bones, burning through any imperfection. It evaporated the blur of my mind and I cried out in pain. It was a sensation I couldn't describe properly. After the initial flash of agony the pain... it faded. Slightly. It changed into a different kind of burning, the only way to describe it would be a good pain.

It was the feeling of cleaning a wound, stretching an extremely sore muscle, and then mildest was the burn of Solanpas. My breathing became heavy; a large amount of energy was used. A whine would occasionally escape my lips at the residue pain. I felt exhausted, and the effects of the drugs started to take effect again, clouding my mind, my limbs starting to go limp.

They were talking around me, but it sounded foreign, alien, fuzzy. Hands grabbed at my restraints, loosening them. I tried to move, but I couldn't even think straight, let alone lift a finger to fight back. Funny how in a mission you're supposed to fight, yet now I can't.

I was still semi-conscious when they left me in a cell on a mattress. The room was all white. It looked like there were scratches on the walls and ceiling revealing grey cement. Gentle hands arranged so all of my limbs were on the cot and that I was situated comfortably. I was too exhausted to turn my head to see who was my comforter.

It was many hours later when the effects of the drugs wore off. I struggled to sit up to clear my head.

"Woah, woah. Take it easy. They medicated you good, hon." The same gentle hands helped me up paired with a smooth voice.

I blinked and rubbed my eyes, struggling to clear my vision so I could see her properly. Once I was steady on the bed my companion sat on a cot opposite of mine. She was beautiful. She looked soft and kind, with a dark edge to her features that told me she's seen horrible things. She had thick box braids framing her face, looking a little frizzy due to having them in for a long time and not tending to them.

I noticed her grey jumpsuit contrasting with her dark skin leading me to notice my own replacing my Shield uniform I was wearing when I was last fully conscious. It was scratchy and loose with an elastic cinching it to my waist.

The woman looked at me sympathetically while I tried to connect all the pieces in my brain. She offered me a hand, "My names Jasmine, it looks like we're gonna be roomies in this hell hole."

I huffed, "Well that's encouraging..." I shook her hand, "Y/n."

"It's nice to meet you, but I wish I didn't."

I nodded at her, "The same to you." I ran my hands through my hair, "do you know where we are?"

She shook her head, "exact location? I have no idea. I do know that this is a Hydra base though."

I sighed, "I was worried about that..." I decided to think about my kidnapping and the person responsible later, save myself the worse headache. "How long have you been here? Where'd you come from?"

She raised an eyebrow at me, "Well since you asked so politely, I know I've been here for months, but how many? I lost count. I could be bordering a year by now, but I really don't know. As for where I came from..." She lied down on her cot making it squeak, "I used to be an MI6 agent."

I was surprised, "MI6? I didn't peg you for a Brit."

She halfheartedly glared at me, "what? Cuz I don't have that posh accent?" She put on a thick accent to mock me at the end. "Yeah, moved around a lot. Talked to a bunch of Americans, lived there for a long time. Never really picked the accent up again."

I lied down on my cot, looking at the ceiling, "no judgment here. I'm-- I used to be a Shield agent."

"Oh yeah? All the Avengers and that crap?"

I chuckled, "yeah, something like that." We lied there in silence for a while, the grim reality too fresh on our minds. I finally got the courage to ask a depressing question, "how many people have you seen pass through."

"I've lost count. All I know is I've been the longest lasting."

"I'm sorry."

"Just focus on surviving, hon."

I rested my hands over my stomach casually but found it more muscular than I remembered. I quickly sat up making my head spin a bit. I unzipped my jumpsuit to the waist revealing a sports bra and tank top equally grey. I lifted the tank top to show rock hard abs.

"Ho ho, would you look at that! I've always wanted abs..." I had been working on getting them for as long as I could remember, but they never quite got there. My core was strong, but I could never get it to look it.

Jasmine rolled her eyes, "you're acting like you didn't have them before."

I looked at her dead serious, "I didn't."

She sat back up slowly, puzzled. "What do you mean?"

"I had moss soft flabs however long ago, they took me, slapped me on a table giving me who knows what, and now I have these freaking rock hard abs and..." I looked at my arms, "these killer guns."

She looked thoughtfully at the wall, "It was a shot?"

"Yeah."

She sighed and rubbed a hand over her whole face, "Then they've got plans for you, hon. I pray for your soul."

My heart dropped. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to say. It didn't matter that I was strapped to a table a couple of hours ago. The reality was just setting in. I was going to be a science experiment. Knowing Hydra, I was either going to die or become a deadly weapon.

I was trapped. And I was going to be left with a horrible fate.

I swallowed deeply, "Ma'am?"

"You call me ma'am and I'm gonna beat you to a pulp, what they want you for be damned."

"What would you like me to call you then?"

"Call me Jasmine. When we're friends you can call me Jazz." She looked into my eyes from her nails, "if you last that long."

I smiled bitterly. "Alright, Jasmine. I intend to earn that nickname, so what can you tell me about surviving in this hell hole?"

She looked at me deeply, searching my eyes for something, "You have an advantage now if they gave you what I think they gave you. You're stronger now, and they want to keep you. How it works here is they weed out the weak ones."

A chill went down my spine, "How do they do that?"

"How much do you know about the Romans?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I stood in the corner of a white concrete room. It was a little bit bigger than me and Jasmine's cell, but other than that and the beds, it looked exactly the same. In the opposite corner a man with crazed eyes. He was skinny, but for some reason, I didn't think he was going to be weak. He had on a matching grey jumpsuit. The look in his eyes told me the only reason he wasn't attacking me was because of the rules they gave us before-hand.

Don't start until we give the go-ahead. If you start before you will be punished, but you won't automatically lose, so beware.

Fight like your life depends on it because it does.

Two rules. Anything goes. We were just staring at each other, waiting to be released I guess.

"So, dude, how long have you been here?"

"Doesn't matter, I'll be here longer than you little girl."

I took that as an end to the conversation and started to stretch my limbs. I didn't take my eyes off of him. I was acutely aware of the cameras looking at me, my gut was twisting, but I had to ignore it. No good could come out of it, only distraction. I was gonna beat this punk. I had no other choice.

"Attention."

I let go of my foot and set myself in an athletic, ready stance.

"Begin."

I felt like I was in the Hunger Games all of a sudden. The squirrely guy launched himself across the room at me. I dove and rolled away, my socks slipping on the painted floor. He lashed a hand toward my face, wanting to scratch me. I didn't know my own strength when I grabbed it and heard a snap.

He howled but didn't hesitate to kick my leg out from under me. I kicked him off to stand up again. I punched him in the face, but it didn't slow him down. He ducked his head down and plowed me into the wall causing me to grunt. There was no strategy, no skill. He was utterly unpredictable.

Adrenaline was pumping through my veins. I don't know when, but at some point, there were enough injuries to be dripping blood over my face. I wiped it to not get in my eyes and somehow he got behind me, tackling me to the ground. He sat on my back and held my arms behind my back. I didn't have enough leverage to use my strength to get him off. I turned my head so I could breathe, but it wasn't going to matter.

He grabbed onto my hair and ear and began pounding my head repeatedly into the ground. Pain shot through me and I struggled to get out from under him. Nothing was working and I began to fall limp, my eyesight growing black.

I lost.

The door burst open and guards pulled him off of me. The ground was swaying, and my head felt like he had never stopped pounding my head against the ground. I watched as blood started to pool in front of my eyes. I couldn't bring myself to move, my vision still fizzling out.

The intercom clicked on and a vaguely familiar voice tsked at me, "you're better than that. I need a strong Queen."

My vision finally faded with the man kicking and screaming, "I won! Get off of me! That's not how this works!"

I lost consciousness, my only thought being, "I've gotta get out of here." A tear fell from my eye.

Please find me.

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[decepticon-nerd]

I just want to know how you people are heartless enough to think Trump is the good guy here.

Yeah I know Joe's a bitch and a half too but he's not a raging dumpster fire with too much spray tan that wants to be the richest man alive at the cost of hundreds of people suffering.

Maybe he is, idfk.

The whole Black Lives Matter thing isn't black people are superior to white people. It's black lives matter too. Defund the police isn't get rid of em, it's fucking fix it cuz it's broke and make it so people can call mental hospitals or people actually fucking trained for the situation instead of a bunch of fat old white people that gorge on donuts charging in guns a blazing because HeEe HoOo I wOnT bE aRrEsTeD fOr MuRdEr SiNcE i CaN aBuSe My PoWeR

Like literally you bitches want us to keep police like that? Huh? Are you such a dumb fuck that you don't realize how bad it is for other people cuz you have your head stuck up your fucking ass because you're a fucking white person? Yeah, I've met "nice" police. They were only nice cuz I'm white. If I was a black kid crying my brains out during that car accident I might I been shot; I was fucking hysterical because the entire back of the car had been crumpled like a soda can RIGHT BEHIND MY HEAD and a black kid can't act like that because tHeYrE a DaNgEr To SoCiEtY

Get your head outta your ass Karen and realize the fucking stakes of this election. Death Valley has had the hottest temperature ON EARTH, FUCKING EVER, IT'S A NEW GODDAMN RECORD KAREN, THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE KAREN, GLOBAL WARMING IS A THING KAREN, realize that so we can fuCKING FIX IT before the world becomes a fucking raisin

AND FUCKIN WEAR YOUR MASKS PEOPLE. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. I HATE IT TOO, BUT I'M AN ANTISOCIAL BITCH WHO STAYS IN HER ROOM ALL DAY WISHING SHE COULD YEET INTO HYRULE TO EXCAPE THE BULLSHIT ON EARTH SO I DON'T INTERACT WITH PEOPLE, BUT WHEN I DO BET YOUR FUCKING ASS I'LL WEAR A MASK THAT MAKES MY EARS BLEED

The Simpsons didn't predict the future. Our fuckin reality has become so fuckin broken it's worse than satire.

Are you shitheads really so selfish and racist that you'll push your agenda to squash people because Oh BoO hOo I wAnNa Be RiCh wHiLe OtHeRs SuFfEr

BLACK PEOPLE ARE TARGETS. TRANS PEOPLE ARE TARGETS. WHY ARE THEY TARGETS??? THEY'RE STILL FUCKING PEOPLE SO FUCKING TREAT THEM LIKE KT???? IT'S NOT THAT HARD?????? IT'S CALLED DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE??????????

Literally look at it like this: if a person is sinning by being gay with their gay significant other, don't fucking bother them. Why? They'll go to Hell happy with the person they love. Don't push your views on them. Just

LEAVE PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE AND DON'T BE A DICK????

AND LISTEN TO FUCKIN SCIENCE BECAUSE WE WILL LITERALLY ALL DIE IF YOU DO NOT

vote Joe Biden or I will decapitate your kneecaps

[yarart4ever]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! HAMILTON ARRIVED ON DISNEY+ A FEW DAYS AGO WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!?????

as you couldn't tell, I am IN LOVE with Hamilton! the musical got me into discovering the musical fandom! sure I was in love with Hairspray and musicals in general but Hamilton was my first actual music obsession!

this is the LIVE SHOW! just recorded professionally! and Imma do my usual review on it! :3

-lol king george's intro at the beginning! XD

-WHO ELSE BOPPED AND GOT EXCITED DURING THE FIRST SONG IN ACT I: ALEXANDER HAMILTON!?

-I like how the crowd is so respectful to the performers and only laughs and claps when necessary!

-the dance choreography! *chefs kiss* perfecto!

-YO! the actors for John Laurens/Philip, Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson and Hercules Mulligan/ Maddison ARE. FINE! they. are. DADDIES! PERIODT!

-okay but like... the actresses for Angelica and Peggy are also pretty fine! like.. UwU WIFEYS!

-Angelica~, (work, work) Eliza~ and PEGGY! the schuyler sisters~! sorry I had to! TvT

-ANGELICA. IS. A QUEEN! PERIODTTTT!!

-lol everything that comes out of King george's mouth is gold! XD

-RIGHT HAND MAN IS A BOP OH MY GOD! (O///o///O)

-aw, Helpless is so wholesome I love it! <3

-okAY BUT SATISFIED IS MY FAVORITE SONG AND IT'S WHAT GOT ME INTO THE HAMILTON FANDOM! I KNOW THE SONG WORD FOR WORD ISTG-

-lmao who else died at raise a glass reprise cuz... XD it got me!

-WAIT FOR IT IS MY SECOND FAVORITE SONG!! (>///o///<) but like show me mother theodosia pls! T^T

-"I'm a general! WEEEE"  Charles Lee~  best quote by far!

-  the way! John Laurens! looks at Alexander! jesus why does he have to be so attractive!?

-damn Alexander got daddy issues! O_O

-that would be enough almost made me cry what??

-EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S VERY HOT FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!... wait that's not the lyrics..

-damn! dying is easy, but living is harder... that hit different! :'(

-THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!! HOLY THAT SONG SLAPSSSS!!

-oml Hercules Mulligan's solo (O///_///O) and he sticks his tongue out too! he's a aggressive top hottie and I am living for it!!!

- what comes next was totally foreshadowing for when Trump becomes president. like, "when your people say they hate you, don't come crawling back to me"! like yo! foreshadowing or what??

-aw dear theodosia! my third favorite song! you know, ever since I heard this I wanted to name my child theodosia so that I could sing her this song as a lullaby.

-NO!!! JOHN LAURENS MY HUSBAND!!! T^T </3 I knew he was gonna die anyway cause I've listened to the sundtrack many times but still! and Alexander was so happy singing about his son and then he hears about John's death I'm- :'( I almost cried again during that song... you can probably tell that I love John Laurens..

-NON STOP THO!! LIKE WHAT!?! THIS SONG WAS AWESOME IN THE SOUNDTRACK AND IT'S MORE AWESOME NOW THAT I'M SEEING IT AND SINGING ALONG!! (>///O///<)

~~intermission~~

-okay okay, act II! I'm ready!! give. me. that. tea!

-THOMAS JEFFERSON! HOLY SH!T HE'S HOT!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!

-OH! AND HE DOES THE KISS!! excuse me while I faint of fangirling...

-aw, poor Maddison is sick. lol corona?? I'm telling y'all they knew what was gonna happen in 2020! like even John wanted to help end black slavery and then there was that george floyd situation now and just... foreshadowing all over! :T

-HOLY CRAP YO THERE'S AN ACTUAL RAP BATTLE!! XD WHAAAATT??? like Jefferson and Hamilton got them mics, they be all up in each other's face roasting each other like bro!

-"turn around, bend over I'll show you where my shoe fits!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! GET ROASTED JEFFERSON BAM WHAT??

- lmao why the fnck do they have an grown a$$ man playing a 9 year old?? XD

-okay, I love the sister dynamic for Angelica and Eliza! they're so cute! and I like how no one questions that even though their races are different they're still related. and it bothers me that people nitpick about that. like leave them alone, they are sisters! periodt!

-oh no it's say no to this... I hate this song... I can't believe Hamilton had an affair with someone he doesn't even know! who cares if she's hot?? you're MARRIED!

-and wait... ain't that the actress who played Peggy in the last act?? sheesh no wonder she's so attractive!

-look at this dude saying "lord show me how to say no to this, I don't know how to say no to this"! LIKE BOI! just say no! tf?? it doesn't matter if she's a fncking model! if I was married to a kind hearted, gentle and just generally an amazing person Like Eliza, and a woman pulled me in their bed and said "stay~" I would've  been like "HAHA nope! peace out my guy, I'm already taken thank you very much and they do it to me better than you ever did! periodt!" and I would leave. it's that easy!

-"and her bodies screaming hell yes" BOI IF YOU DON'T KEEP YOUR D!CK IN YOUR PANTS AND GO HOME ALEXANDER I SWEAR TO FnCKING ALLAH......

-and he fncked up... that's it... I'm done!! Deuses! *gives peace sign and leaves*

-no one else was in the room? okay we getting hype now! XP

-damn Aaron Burr is a great dancer! XD

-oh sh!t oh sh!t there's another rap battle! same people too... everyone take cover! seriously this is not a drill!

-damn! okay did not hear this yet?? uhm so.... Hamilton snapped. and not the good type of snapped too... the moment he was given a opportunity to speak he literally shouted "YOU MUST BE OUTTA YOUR GODDAMN MIND!" and when I tell you I shook....

-"daddy's callin'.." oKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW WRONG DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU??

-lol when Burr came on stage and started singing, Jefferson was so confused he was like "bruh the hell did you come from??" and I died! XD

-oh sh!t Burr and Jefferson are joining forces- LOOK OUT EVERYONE AS THEY BRING THE THUNDER!

-YO THE RAPPING IN THIS SONG IS LIKE WOWZAH! LIKE BARS BRO! :D LIKE FnCKING M&M IS QUAKING!

-"sir, I don't know what you heard but WHATEVER IT IS.... Jefferson started it.." LMFAO ALEX I SWEAR TO GOD XD

-one last time oh no I'm scared this song is gonna make me cry isn't it??

-YEP I WAS RIGHT! I'M CRYING NOW! GREAT!

-George Washington's voice is so powerful oh my lord... and oop! he's crying too! also great! :'D

-my hEART T^T-

-King George Istg STOP! XD

-also yay, I like how they used a woman for the guard/right hand man to the king! as a feminist... I approve UwU

-who else flinched when the king started laughing........ because I did....

-"sit down John you FAT MOTHER FnCKER!" oop... was not expecting that!

-NO ALEX DON'T TELL THEM THEY'RE JOINING FORCES YOU'RE DEAD IF YOU TELL THEM THAT- aaaaaaaand you told them... smart.. real smart -_-

-okay but Thomas' reaction was even more funny on screen then in the sound track X'D

-welp... now Burr's gonna tell everybody.. oh wait no.. ALONG with Jefferson and Maddison... good job, Alexander..

-holy sh!t the reynolds pamphlet! he actually wrote it down?? I mean I knew this happened but STILL! WHAT THE FnCK, HAMILTON?!?

-Jefferson is getting to hype for this I swear XD

-OH CRAP ANGELICA IS HERE!

-"all the way from London? DAYUM!" that's me!

-damn, work it, King George! XP

-YEAH DAMN RIGHT HIS POOR WIFE ELIZA DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! >:(

-aw man, Burn hit's different! especially when you catch your ex cheating on you. if that ever happens, LISTEN TO THIS SONG! trust me!

-I feel so bad for her.. :(

-Philip saying "the scholars say I got the same virtuosity and brains as my pops, the ladies say that's not where the resemblance stops~" MADE ME DIE! LIKE ON THE SPOT! NO JOKE!

-the ladies are getting hype for Philip and honestly I CAN SEE WHY! HE'S A DADDY! DUNNO! UwU

-OOF! BEEF!

-he got shot AGAIN!?!

-he dies AGAIN!?!

-WHY DOES THIS HANDSOME BOI KEEP DYING?? LET HIM LIVE BRO!! T^T

-poor Eliza...

-oh god please no not it's quiet uptown! Imma cry again!

-oop... and now I'm crying again... ain't that fun! :'D

-the way they held hands at the end! T^T be still my heart!

-DAYUM! Hamilton chose JEFFERSON over Burr! oof, that's gotta sting!

-"you know what we can change that, you know why?" me: why? "because I'm the president.." me: *blushes and sweats*.... uh.. ahem... welp, that's enough convincing for me you got it sir!  I am so sorry... TvT

-oh no they about to duel! oh sh!t oh sh!t! I'm scared!

-lol A. Ham! XD I'm sorry I just find that so funny! HAM! AHA do I look like a Christmas meal to you?? lmao

-he's... HE'S AIMING HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY! BURR HOLD UP DON'T SHOOT DON'T-

-... he shot Hamilton...

-seriously Burr??

-Eliza has been through many heartbreaks right now..

-oh this is my 5th favorite song. who lives who dies, who tells your story... I'm gonna cry again, aren't I?

-yep! definitely just cried! that song always hits home for me..

I love this musical so much! no words can describe how much it means to me. so I suggest you listen to the soundtrack yourself, if you haven't and tell me how you feel about it. c:

[iamdatfilmbitch]

She’s Gotta Have It, Season 2

Some shows don’t need a second season, and She’s Gotta Have It is a perfect  example of that. My boyfriend Derrick and I really enjoyed season 1. We’d heard of the Spike Lee film but never saw it. I feel like people are usually like “the book was better” or “the original was better” whenever a remake is made. But we had nothing to compare the show to, and therefore, thought it was really good. I loved how Nola Darling was living her best life. She was dating three different guys with no exclusivity to any one of them. In society’s terms, that would be considered hoeing. Meanwhile, society will praise a man if he’s doing the same thing. I liked that the show demonstrated that it’s perfectly normal for women to do it too. It was hilarious how Nola brought all three men together for Thanksgiving dinner, and empowering how she ended up leaving them all to become exclusive with a woman. The show ended on a good note, I didn’t even know there was gonna be another season. And after watching Season 2, I wish there wasn’t.

I thought the first episode was a little weird. They just jumped right into Nola and Opal having sex for an uncomfortably long time, and then ended with an uncomfortably long and weird musical performance. I guess I still enjoyed the episode though. I love that the show takes place in Brooklyn where I live and that I can point out places I’m familiar with. I also love that they display the cover of the book they’re referencing, or the album art of a song that was playing during a scene. I even left the episode with the weird musical performance stuck in my head. I couldn’t stop singing “my soul’s too highhhh to gentrify!” I had hope that it would get better, I mean cmon, Spike Lee is known for putting out quality content. But unfortunately, it only got worst. 

As the season progressed, I couldn’t help but think, what’s the point of all this? Nola and Opal broke up in episode 2, which I did lowkey agree with. I thought Opal was right in feeling like Nola was crossing a line with her daughter. But it was such a sort-lived relationship to the audience, despite it being 18 months for the characters. Also, Nola wasn’t dating the three men anymore, so why were they still in the show? Jamie and Nola didn’t cross paths until the last episode when he attended her art show. Instead we spent the season watching him stalk his estranged wife Cheryl and her new boyfriend. Jamie got his Brownsville homie, played by Fat Joe, to beat up Cheryl’s boyfriend for no reason. First of all, how can you get mad at your wife for moving on when you cheated on her with Nola? 🤔 Second, I HATED Fat Joe’s voice in this show. Is that a Brooklyn accent his Bronx ass was tryna put on? Cuz if so, it was terrible. How dare his character say he went to my alma mater of Brooklyn Tech. And lastly, when Cheryl approached Nola and threatened to give her a Brownsville beat down for ruining her marriage, I rolled my eyes. It just seemed so fake and not intimidating at all. There’s an indie film called En El Séptimo Día about Mexican immigrants living in Sunset Park, Brooklyn. They cast actual Mexican immigrants who actually live in Sunset Park even though they had no acting experience whatsoever. But the movie was amazing! I wish Spike Lee would’ve done something like that if he was gonna make this show so Brooklyn-centric. 

As for the other men Nola used to date, Greer and Mars, they made her remain friends with them so they could stay in the show. But again, they were not dating so I was a bit confused. Greer moved on and started dating a new Amber Rose-looking chick. Mars’s only purpose was for comic relief, and to take Nola to Puerto Rico I guess. For a moment, I thought maybe Nola would go back to dating Mars. He wasn’t shy about his lingering feelings for her, and they seemed to still have a romantic connection while in Puerto Rico. But Nola didn’t want to rekindle the flame. It was great that the show brought awareness to the fact that Puerto Ricans are still struggling after Hurricane Maria, and offered ways for us to help. But as far as Nola, I didn’t really understand the purpose of the trip. Inspiration for her art I assume?

I also didn’t see the significance in Nola’s mom being cast in a play. I figure it just was another way to keep a character in the show. Plus, I didn’t think Nola’s controversial behind-the-curtain art piece was all that controversial. In the season finale, we see Nola’s loved ones react to what’s behind the curtain without actually seeing it ourselves. Some of her friends strongly disliked the piece, thinking it was disrespectful and unnecessary. Another artist even protested the piece. What was finally revealed at the end of the episode was disappointing. I didn’t understand what was so bad about a painting of a naked Nola being lynched by her own braids, and her body painted as the American flag. I felt like it accurately represents how this country doesn’t give af about black people 🤷🏾‍♀️

I can’t front, I did learn some interesting things this season. For instance, I didn’t know that Basquiat is buried in Brooklyn’s Greenwood Cemetery, or that Spike Lee hosts an annual Purple People Party in honor of Prince. Also, I can’t deny that Dewanda Wise is gorgeous, and that it’s nice to see a show centered around a dark-skinned beauty. But overall, season 2 of She’s Gotta Have It just didn’t do it for me. I felt like it was all over the place. I wish they had just left the show alone after season 1. If there’s a third season, I will not be watching.