#I mean it wouldn’t work for me

[alchemocha]

Robotnik once gifted Stone a necklace with a metal tag on it that read ‘PSR J1719−1438 b’, the name of a star-turned-planet comprised of crystallized carbon, making it a diamond 5x larger than earth. Science aside, he said it was because diamonds are considered a precious stone, and that’s what he is. His strong, brilliant, and precious Stone.

Stone has been wearing it under his suit and near to his heart since

[thealogie]

David casually admitting “Michael finally got to kiss me, good for him. I know he’s been waiting to do it for ages, Neil wouldn’t have been able to stop him anyway”

“Presumably Michael was thrilled” is so like “we didn’t discuss it explicitly but come on we all know he’s been petitioning for it since season 1”

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

really wish my one friend would quit flirting with me. and trying to goad me into hanging out more. and assigning us fictional characters that are oh-so-coincidently either couples or with romantic tension. and then interrupting our gameplay to ask me repeatedly if I think they’re “like us” (which they rarely are…). and matching my icon on discord without asking (again, usually by insinuating a couple connection). and giving me random things I do not want and did not ask to receive (and then forcing me to take them???).

[daylighteclipsed]

I think if you convinced Astarion not to ascend, he’s there for the Haarlep encounter, and you fail the CON check (push Haarlep away), he should lose his cool and fire an arrow at Haarlep or something and interrupt Haarlep’s magic, giving you another chance to fight instead. I do think the sex abuse survivor witnessing his friend or lover being coerced into sex would notice when they want to escape and would have something to say about it.

[timemachineyeah]

the fact that I cannot simply quit my job. there’s plenty of food and space and skilled people in the world. things could function so much better with a tenth the labor if we were efficient about it. but we aren’t. and under capitalism I love my job - I am incredibly lucky to have it and even find it fulfilling in its way. but also I am disabled and my life would be 1000% easier if I just didn’t have to find miracle jobs to make what still comes to below poverty wages given how few hours I can manage. but even though the amount of money I make is play money to other people, it’s the only thing giving me dignity, both the dignity of privacy in spending and the false dignity of being a “productive member of society”. plus, like, I gotta eat and feed my cats, even if I’m currently rent free. but sometimes I think about the ways money and my job (and their relationship with my health) play as such large factors in my decision making and I just think, ideally, those would have less weight. ideally I could just quit my job and somehow still have money. not because I don’t love the work, but because of the limitations having to maintain both a work schedule and my fatigue put on me.

[specialagentskully]

Look.

I’m never going to judge anyone for their sex scenes in fanfic regardless of inaccuracies or undue optimism with respect to particular sex-related mechanics.

But y’all. As an expert in cooking with a wide variety of different fats, I desperately need the OFMD fandom authors to understand that coconut oil is not liquid at room temperature.

[batwynn]

I finally get to try a different medication for ADHD via my NP primary care because I explained to her that I’m weeks behind on work, but also I literally have an autoimmune disease that causes open wounds that need frequent care and guess what executive dysfunction and memory problems make really hard to do?

I love having to beg for help using the most extreme versions of my problems via ADHD because my regular day comfort and being able to function just don’t matter.

[vicktheickart]

Like obvs I know he’s a grown adult, but if I was dating him, he’d be dressed so nicely most of the time bc I’d love him and if he got money, might as well take advantage of that.

[itspileofgoodthings]

Had a revelation this week that was so healing. just. gentle and life-altering.

[avataroft4t]

i’m no better than martin k blackwood cause if a person was rude to me i’d also tell myself they wanted me so bad

[aaandbackstabbed]

Does anyone remember ages ago when we joked about a “book club” just to chat abt fic? Well not joking anymore who’s in? (Dm me (also check the tags for further info))

@godfrey-the-chaos-duck

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

I always smh at people who dub Jason as “whiny” “and therefore ooc” in tt 29. If you died and all everyone did was taint your legacy, and not a single person remembered you fondly or deemed you worthy of commemoration after your death, wouldn’t you be a bit upset too?

[deus-ex-mona]

have you listened to meoto? yes? good!!!!! listen to it again~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!

[comixandco]

my favourite part of season 5 is still the reveal that Gabriel and Tomoe thought Adrien and Kagami made the perfect pair and wanted them to be together because it completely flips their relationship

Kagami and Adrien sneaking around and finding the slightest gaps in their schedule and giving their bodyguards/parents the slip to spend time together and feeling so clever that they’ve gotten away with it their parents don’t suspect a thing

only to smashcut to Gabriel and Tomoe doing an evil pound it because their ship is canon

[heartbreakfeelsogood]

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[puppyeared]

footnotes arent enough I need you to talk to me like im fucking Amelia Bedelia