#I miss ice cream and french fries and CHEESE

[thenarrativefoil]

not gonna lie i'm on day 11 of this "absolutely no fucking sugar i mean not even the sugar in milk or avocados sugar" diet and buds I am going a little insane

[daytaker]

Chat Log: A Human Child Arrives in the Devildom

Beelzebub: I don’t remember. Beelzebub: I don't remember that either. Mammon: Oi, Beel, what the hell are you saying? Satan: That isn’t Beel. It’s “the new human exchange student”. Mammon: Why are ya sayin’ that in quotes? Satan: You’ll see. Mammon: The hell does that mean?! Beelzebub: I fell. Beelzebub: I fell out a tree and then I was here. Lucifer: Satan, Asmo, Beel. I thought I said to look after the human child. Why is it sending nonsense in the chat? Asmo: It can’t talk, so we’re asking it questions out loud and having it answer like this! Lucifer: Why did you not create a new chat where you could interrogate it without annoying the rest of us? Satan: Convenience. This chat already existed. Mammon: Whoa whoa whoa, did you say human CHILD? Why the hell did you guys recruit a child? Lucifer: We didn’t. Something appears to have gone wrong in the summoning process. Barbatos is attempting to resolve the issue as we speak. Mammon: Is the kid still in the chat? Asmodeus: Yes, Beel loaned it his phone. Mammon: Hey kid, ya like ice cream? Beelzebub: Yes. Mammon: Well, I got a massive chocolate cone for any human kid who’s willing to come hang out around the central plaza for a few hours. Demons’ll pay good money to get a look at a genuine human child.  Mammon: Hey, Asmo, is it cute? Beelzebub: They want me to tell you I'm not going anywhere with you. Asmodeus: Yeah, leave the poor thing alone! It probably misses its parents! Asmodeus: And yes, it’s adorable! ♡ Mammon: Good, folks’ll pay more for that. Leviathan: Whaaaaaat? Sorry, just backread, but wow! You guys isekai’d a BABY to RAD? LOLOLOLOL Beelzebub: I’m not a baby. Lucifer: I apologize for the delay in sending this message. I was occupied with Diavolo and Barbatos. Lucifer: Mammon, if you take that child out in public and it gets eaten, I will flay you alive. Beelzebub: Do demons eat kids? Mammon: Yep. Mammon: They’re pretty freakin’ delicious too. Way better than old people. Mammon: ‘Cause they’re softer. Lucifer: Shut up and listen. Lucifer: Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem as if this issue is going to be resolved as quickly as I had hoped. Lucifer: Mammon, if I leave you in charge of the human until tomorrow, do you think you can keep it alive? Mammon: What? Why me? Ain’t Asmo and Satan there already? Lucifer: I hesitate to entrust a child to either Asmo or Satan for any extended period of time due to certain personality defects each of them possess. Asmodeus: Rude!!! Mammon: What about Beel? Lucifer: Beel would certainly eat it. Mammon: …Yeah, I guess that’s fair. Lucifer: Satan, Asmo, Beel. Please take the human to the school gates and wait for Mammon to retrieve it. In the meantime, Diavolo has graciously offered to lend it the D.D.D. he had prepared for the original transfer student, so stop by the dean’s office to pick it up. Asmodeus: Fine, we're going. Mammon: I really gotta do this, huh? Lucifer: Yes. Mammon: :( Leviathan: LOLOLOLOL!!! This is hilarious! Lucifer: Don't think I've forgotten about you, Levi. I'd like you to prepare a few dishes Barbatos says are in vogue with human children. Leviathan: Wait, are you making me its personal chef? Mammon: Ha! Serves ya right! Leviathan: Shut up, Mammon. Lucifer: Macaroni and cheese. Lucifer: Chicken tenders/nuggets (in the shape of dinosaurs, if possible) Leviathan: Dinosaurs? Lucifer: Apple juice. Lucifer: Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Lucifer: French fries. Lucifer: Cheese pizza. Leviathan: Do I have to make all of this right now? Lucifer: Chocolate chip cookies. Lucifer: Human-world grapes. Leviathan: Am I being trolled right now? Lucifer: Absolutely not. Prepare one dish immediately using whatever ingredients we already own. Lucifer: Human, if you are still here, I would like to extend my deepest apologies on behalf of the Royal Academy of Diavolo for this unfortunate mistake. Lucifer: I hope we are able to resolve this in a timely manner.

[destinyc1020]

Destiny...

FYI: You missed a great soulfood night! Girl... mac n cheese, yams with marshmallows, fried cabbage with beef sausage, honey corn bread, fried chicken. It was awesome!! Im tired at work, but, I get to work out on my lunch hour. 🤣 Can you believe my scrubs tried to fight me putting them on this morning. Had to grab a larger pair in the locker room. I hollered. I'm a new RN by the way, just passed the NCLEX-RN exam. Still giddy, i guess. That test is a beast, by the end my critical thinking was out the window. 🤪Oh well...Tonight is Taco Tuesday with sweet potato fires. Your invited. 😉 I ate your plate last night 😁. I saw that you wanted to crash...anytime. ❤️

Back to work on this 12 hr shift.

Tom and Zendaya are definitely engaged, she just doesn't show the ring. Or she shows it in plain site, yet the public doesn't realize it. I mean she stated she bought it for herself. And they knew journalist would check. You have to cover all bases and come up with a story to keep them at bay. Of course, manipulating the truth is par for the course. Too many eyes on them, and they want to protect what belongs to them. I definitely get that.

Have a great week, peeps! ✌🏾👋🏾

P.S. I have a small slice of apple pie with french vanilla ice cream left over. I will think about the blog upon my first few bites. 😂😂

GIRL!!! You have my mouth salivating over here when you're mentioning all that good soul food!! Rofl 🤣 😭

That sounded fabulous!!

I haven't had soul food in sooo looong..... 😢😭😭

Now that I eat a plant-based/vegan diet at the moment, you might have to modify some of the chicken and dairy options for me lol 😆

But it's all good 👍🏾

I'm cracking up at you not being able to fit your scrubs lol. 🤣

Re: TZ....

I def think they're engaged too but just aren't saying anything. I'm sure they would want to keep that private to themselves. But the signs are all pointing to engaged.

I felt that way ever since they attended that wedding together, and Tom was stroking some ring that Zendaya was wearing on her LEFT ring finger BTW 😏 👀.... Also, her saying "my fffffamily" in that interview with Timmy for Dune lol 😆 That has always been incredibly sus to me lol 😆 💖 😄

There are little signs here and there that fans have picked up on for years. And we all know celebrities are not above lying if it means they are able to maintain their privacy! 😏

They've been moving like a couple shots been integrating their lives wth each other for years imo. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[meditating-dog-lover]

Intermittent fasting day 4

Was supposed to post this yesterday, but here it is now.

I woke up a bit late and had my usual breakfast and coffee at around 1. It was filling as usual.

I went to Larnaca with my dad yesterday and had a pasta lunch at around 5:30/5:45. It was very filling. It had salmon, tomatoes, olives, and parmesan cheese. As a result, because I was full, I did not have dinner. I had my Greek yogurt evening snack at around 8:45 and ended my day. I was not hungry at night.

I am not hungry during my feeding period, nor am I hungry between when it ends and when I go to sleep. Because I'm on vacation I am sleeping in quite often. So I wake up at 1 or even a bit before. I also sleep pretty late on some nights and will sometimes wake up in the middle of the night. And I'm not hungry in any of these cases.

What I am concerned about is how I'm able to hold the fast between when I wake up early for work and my first meal at 1. I will be waking up early and not sleeping in, and will have work to do in the morning before my feeding window begins. So I don't know how this is going to work out.

I also drink coffee with almond milk (unsweetened). So I want to see if the almond milk breaks my fast. I love drinking coffee and coffee is an appetite suppressant, so it helps to drink it during my fasting period specifically before I go to work. But I'm just concerned if the almond milk will break my fast. I do not like plain black coffee so I have to add almond milk to it. But we will see.

I think what really helps with keeping me full is (a) my filling meals and snacks and (b) my supplements. Back when I was restricting calories in 2016-2019 I was not taking supplements, so by default I had nutritional deficiencies. Also I was eating a lot of diet foods and was limiting my caloric intake by a lot which made me miss out on being able to eat a lot of nutrient dense foods. I did eat some healthy and filling foods, but I was to scared to eat too much. That's another thing that made me nutrient deficient. I ate diet foods like sugar free lattes, protein bars, and this awful sugar free cookie dough I used to make with peanut butter, cream cheese, stevia, and stevia sweetened chocolate chips.

My hair was falling out and I had dry skin, even worse eczema, dental problems, bad mood, dizzy, painful and irregular period cycles, etc... I was NOT feeling well, despite "not eating sugar" and eating low calorie. Excess sugar is terrible for your health, but cutting it out completely is not a good idea. I think the better solution is to get yourself used to less sweet stuff like dark chocolate and mocha that isn't too sweet so when you see sweeter snacks like milk and white chocolate, caramel, skittles, jelly beans, jolly ranchers, cake, ice cream, and cookies then they aren't as tempting.

On the same note, eating filling meals with a good amount of protein, fat, and complex carbs will prevent cravings for savory snacks and meals like chips, pizza, french fries, burgers, breadsticks, and chicken tenders. These foods are not "sweet", but they are loaded with saturated fat (fat is not bad but too much is, just like sugar) and they contain simple carbs like white bread which is converted to sugar in your body and raises your blood sugar and messes with your insulin resistance. Eating them moderately helps, just not all the time.

My supplements helped reduce my cravings for these foods, intermittent fasting will push it a step further. Not only helping with reducing sugar intake, but also the fact that intermittent fasting is excelling for insulin resistance and maintaining healthy blood glucose levels. Same with power walking.

And back in the day during my calorie restrictive days, I used to suppress my appetite with sugar free gum, tea, sugar free lattes, and diet coke. And I was hungry and would feel dizzy and would experience stomach gurgling and hunger pangs, telling myself it's okay because if I keep it up I will soon be thin. Of course if you put a pizza or chocolate bar in front of me I would have devoured it.

Taking my supplements helps too because they are a good source of vitamins and nutrients. Not used as meal replacements of course, but they are "supplementing" my body with these essential vitamins and minerals and omega 3 fatty acids. I need to take them otherwise my cravings for junk food and a slew of other health issues will come back like getting sick and painful eczema and even worse skin and hair and dental and gum issues as well as my hair falling out and nails breaking off.

So if I can do the 2 above, along with walking, I will be burning fat without starving. Starving means I had a nutritional deficiency. With proper supplementation and filling meals, even with fasting, I won't experience the same hunger episodes I had in 2016-2019.

[lianailia]

What a whirlwind of a weekend! It was so much fun hanging out with friends and my heart was so full! I miss them and wished I lived closer. It's too far to drive for me. Flying it's about an hr and a half. So not bad. Going there wasn't too bad. Coming home I was so tired and then we land and taxi on the runway for 30 mins. The airport was mobbed at 8 pm and then dead stop traffic. Fun! I was happy to see my kitty again and sleep. Heh still catching up I think. Sat was the only day it rained of course, otherwise it was just cold. I got to have a lot of good food. Went to Pamenti's the first night after having tacos for lunch. Then at Faire I had a grilled cheese which was hard to eat standing, but good. Kettle corn, and loaded baked potato soup in a bread bowl which was heavenly. We were all freezing and Ameria goes "Let's go to the soup store!" And that was a good choice. I wish I would have been able to get more pics, since there were a lot of good costumes. But my hands were so frozen. I was having a hard time keeping them and my purse under the cloak I got while holding the umbrella. Had to ditch the shoulder guards and wig, since it was too wet. But the shoes held up which is great. It was held at an old winery so they had paved roads, which helped. We have dirt. I've gone after rainfalls before. I loved everything and wanted to stay and shop more but my back got too bad. So had to quit about 3. I wish I had the stamina I used to and not a broken body. I am getting a cold too I think. But it was so worth it. Then Sun a group of us went to Friendly's for brunch. We all ended up getting breakfast. I get really good French toast and strawberry banana ice cream. So I was pretty full until later that night. I was so sad to leave. I was able to draw at the airport which was nice. I wonder how we kept occupied when waiting several hrs for things? I guess read. Lol it seemed too short but made some awesome memories and like I said hoping it's soon that we meet again. I want to go to the con, but this was my Christmas present already. Plus I don't have any clients lined up for pet sitting. Hoping that starts soon. I'm glad I had that 3 week one. Now I'm trying to figure out my neck. I was supposed to go yesterday to the new pain doc but got the address wrong. So I was too late. I had to reschedule to Fri. Botox is Mon. Anime night is Thurs. Hoping to wear costume again but won't have the wig or headband. Truly one of the best weekends ever. Now trying to catch up with Artober.

[menuandprice]

Amigo’s Mexican Restaurant – Kihei, Maui, HI

Happy Hour at Amigo’s Mexican Restaurant – Kihei, Maui, HI

Updated 3/8/2023 by the Maui Happy Hours team

Happy Hour at Amigo’s Kihei 8:00am-11:00am and 3:00pm-6:00pm Daily

Three Amigos locations on Maui – each with its own unique happy hour! You are currently viewing happy hour at Amigo’s in Kihei. Check out happy hour at Amigo’s Kahului and Amigo’s Lahaina. NEW: Don’t miss live music by Yoshua DiCarpio every Saturday 4pm-6pm and Sundays from 2pm-5pm plus happy hour every day 3pm-6pm at Amigos Maui (Kihei location).

Breakfast Happy Hour 8am-11am Daily

Breakfast Happy Hour Food $8.99 2 Egg Cheese Omelette with Potatoes and Slice of Toast Homemade Biscuits with Sausage Gravy with One Egg and Choice of Sausage or Bacon Single Egg Huevo Rancheros Style with Rice & Beans Pancake with One Egg and Choice of Sausage or Bacon French Toast with One Egg and Choice of Sausage or Bacon Menudo (Saturdays and Sundays only) $13/$16 Breakfast Happy Hour Drinks $6.50 Stanford Brut Champagne Mimosa $6.50 Bloody Mary $6.50 Screwdriver $6.50 Breakfast Margarita with Puerto Vallarta Tequila

Afternoon Happy Hour 3pm-6pm Daily

Happy Hour Food $3.99 Hard Tacos – Choice of Chicken, Ground Beef, Carnitas, Al Pastor, or Vegetarian Bean and Cheese Nachos $8.99 (Add Meat $4.50) Chicken or Beef Taquitos $8.99 Buffalo Wings $8.99 Cheese Quesadilla $8.99 Ceviche $8.99 Happy Hour Drinks $7.99 Margaritas $6.99 Well Drinks $1 Off House Wines $1 Off All Drafts ———————————- Address: 1215 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, HI 96753 Phone: (808) 879-9952 Website About: Amigo’s offers great tasting, authentic Mexican cuisine in a casual setting in Kihei. Amigo’s is a family-owned restaurant with roots in Durango, Mexico, and uses authentic recipes that reflect the unique culinary culture of this region, as well as some modern Mexican, American, and Tex-Mex dishes. We carry traditional Mexican dishes that can be hard to find, such as Menudo, lengua, caldo de res, pozole, and Mole sauce. The service is fast and friendly, the portions are very generous, and the menu offers plenty of affordable options. Breakfast is served daily, and beer and margaritas are served at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. If you’re looking for great Mexican food with enormous portions, stop by one of Amigo’s three locations. Try the delicious tacos, enchiladas, or their famous burritos, fresh off the grill. Finish it off with a delightfully sinful fried ice cream or flan.

According to these Amigo’s Kihei patrons

“If you are looking for Mexican food on Maui, this place is a nice little stop. This whole in the wall is tucked away in a small strip mall. Came in for happy hour. Quick service. Food was good.” Brad L., January 2023 “As a family of 6, it’s often hard to find places that have something everyone will eat. Amigos nailed it. Their fajitas are delicious!” Randy F., January 2022 “Wonderful Mexican options. Wide variety. Tried their Enchiladas, Tortas, Tortillas and Tostadas. First time trying these and they were all well made and delicious. The crew runs this place so well organized. Their outdoor seating is a must try one of a kind experience. Indoors have great music playing.” Alagiavanan S., January 2022 “I can’t say enough good things about this place. We live on the other side of the island and drive just for this place quite often. The food is amazing, and the employees are somehow even better. Our two favorites servers are Darla and Stephanie, do yourself a favor and ask for them!” Lissy B., December 2021 Happy Hour at Amigo’s Kihei is 7 days a week from 3pm to 6pm and breakfast happy hour from 8am to 11am featuring tacos, margaritas, ceviche, quesadillas, wings, nachos, and more.

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[rose-coloured-angel]

Tag 10 People You Want to Know Better

Thanks to @grayeyedandroid for tagging me :)

1. Relationship Status: Single. Have been for 22 years, won't be dating anytime soon. I'm Demisexual so I'm not really interested in dating anyways.

2. Favourite Colour: Pink! :) I also like red, white, brown, and orange. But pink, specifically a rosy or pastel pink (like cotton candy), is my favourite colour/shade.

3. Favourite Food: Ooooh, this is a tough one. I don't think I can choose just one food. :( I really like food. But some top favourites are sushi, pancakes, chicken pot pie, grilled cheese, and fajitas :)

4. Song Stuck in Your Head: C'est la Vie by the Weathers. I feel that song a bit too much right now...That and Twin Sized Mattress by the Front Bottoms.

5. Last Thing You Googled: Choco tacos being discontinued 🥲 When I was about 8, my twin brother and I would buy them from the ice cream truck. We were left alone by our mom while she was at work, and we weren't supposed to be outside at all, but we heard the ice cream truck and we would use all our allowance to but choco tacos specifically. We have them at the store I currently work at but I don't think I'll be able to get one again. I didn't even think about trying them again. It's been such a long time...I guess I missed my chance to relive those memories.

6. Time: It's 3:40 AM as I write this...I'm nocturnal because of my job.

7. Dream Trip: I've always wanted to go to Canada. I come from a military family so I've seen a lot of Europe already. I've never even been in close proximity to Canada, state-wise. Canada was one of my hyperfixations in the past (which I'm sure annoyed way more people than my family) but I just find it so interesting.

8. Last Book You Read: Alice in Wonderland :) Read it online

9. Last Book You Enjoyed Reading: Alice in Wonderland! I've re-read it so many times since I was a kid but it's such a whimsical and fun book (especially when you understand the jokes and historical references)

10. Last Book You Hated Reading: Oof...I don't know that I've read a book I disliked recently...the last book I remember disliking was probably that collection of HP Lovecraft stories I picked up put of curiosity at the bookstore. I sat there reading, hoping I could figure out why people like his stories so much. God, the stories were so boring and the writing was awful. Then I found our he was, like, suuuuuper racist, so...yeah. Kinda ruined any bit of enjoyment I might have gotten from that.

Bonus

1. Favourite Thing to Cook/Bake: HHHHHNG I LIKE COOKING AND BAKING SO MUCH. You want me to choose one thing??? I love making cookies, pies, pizzas, stew, grilled cheese, pancakes, brownies, cake, soufflés, french fries, gingerbread! They're all my favourite! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.

2. Favourite Craft to Do in Your Spare Time: Cross-stitching! Or just sewing in general :) Unless drawing counts as a "craft"...

3. Most Niche Dislike: Honey-based candy corn. I like the candy Corn made with corn syrup! But the honey kind? 🤢

4. Opinion on Circuses Now and in History: Love-hate relationship. I love the romanticized idea of the circus, but being aware of the cruelty towards the disabled, POC, and animals in circuses throughout history kinda ruins the ideals of pretty colours, cotton candy, and clowns. I like how circuses now forgo the "freakshow" thing and have started using fake animals, or at least treat the animals better than they did in the past (if they use them at all). I've never really been to the circus (although I've once seen a Circe du Soleil performance). Because clowns are one of my special interests, I know a lot about them and the circus industry. Real circuses are...products of a pretty awful past. And I'm just not a fan of crowds, so...eh. So long as no-one and no animal is being treated cruely, I have no qualms. Romanticized/ideal fictional circuses however? Awesome. Stupendous. Amazing. Love 'em.

5. Do You Have a Sense of Direction and, if Not, What is the Worst Way You've Gotten Lost?: I've never had a sense of direction in my life. I cannot tell you how many times I've gotten lost. The worst times involve going to new schools, which I did often as part of that military family. For the first week I would show up late to many classes, utterly befuddled by the winding hallways, staircases, and rows of lockers that all look the same. Teachers would (usually) understand...on the first or second day. Later in the week (or month), when they realized I couldn't navigate the school any better than most can navigate the school system...well, I saw a lot of Hope leave my teachers eyes before they even started handing out homework.

Tagging: @bailey1rox @nerdgul @cchipk @extravagantnonbinary @benevolentclowns @dat-soldier @goldenteddie @uselessundertalefacts @vintagecandy @yuzu394 Hope to learn more about all of you :D ! 💕

[reblogging4thewin]

A Cozy Gift, A Warm Embrace

Rated T | 1.1k words | Destiel, bg Saileen

Christmas Fluff, Christmas Presents, Established Destiel, Fluff, Nearly Human Cas, Jack and his 3 dads

For @acklesology 's Winter Celebration "Presents" and "Gold & Silver" and @starrynightdeancas and @drgarth 's B&B Advent Calendar Day 14 "Blanket"

Like most mornings, Dean awoke to find that Cas had rolled over in their comforter, such that it wrapped under and around him, leaving Dean exposed on his side of the bed.

While in some ways, emotional and physical, Dean didn't mind being exposed with Cas, being cold with no covers was not one of them.

He rolled his eyes and stood, sliding his feet into his fuzzy slippers. The Christmas gift he'd gotten for Cas was definitely appropriate.

Dean just hoped his husband would understand the reference.

Keep reading under the cut or on AO3

Cas awoke to the sound of Dean singing in the shower. The gentle spray of the water provided a soothing backdrop for his voice.

Ever since he returned from the empty, more human than he'd ever been, Cas had slept in Dean's bed every night. He actually slept. Sleep was one thing he'd missed about being human, second only to food. Needing sleep and being sleepy - that he could do without. But sleep itself was so cozy. Sleeping curled up with Dean by his side certainly beat the loneliness of being the only one awake in the twilight.

Cas wiggled to detangle himself from the sheets. For someone who took such comfort in sleep, his body evidently moved a lot while his mind was at rest.

Unfortunately, the resulting cocoon usually left no covers on Dean's side of the bed. Cas sighed and shook his head as he rose. He may not be able to control his body's movements in his sleep, but the present he got for Dean should hopefully make up for it.

-

By the time Cas reached the kitchen, his hair still a bit damp, Dean was pulling a tray of freshly baked cinnamon rolls out of the oven. Jack was mixing cream cheese icing with a spatula, getting ready to spread it on top of the warm gooey rolls.

Sam was carrying a frying pan over to the table, ready to distribute scrambled eggs onto the five plates that Eileen had already set. There was no meat in this meal, except for the crumbled bacon Dean stopped to sprinkle onto his own cinnamon roll and eggs. He'd tried a bacon cupcake from a bakery on the boardwalk a few weeks ago and was inspired.

This is the era of combining good things in his life to make them even better, afterall. Bacon and baking; friends and family; donuts and burgers; best friend and husband; all of them are matches made in heaven, or in defiance thereof.

As everyone sat down, Cas slid into the seat beside Dean, wrapping an arm around Dean's waist and pulling him close. Dean turned his head towards Cas and gave him a soft gentle kiss on the lips.

"It's a crime against nature."

Dean and Cas looked up in shock, the latter incensed and ready to tear Sam a new one, only to find Sam gesturing towards the bacon-sprinkled cinnamon roll on Dean's plate.

"And I don't just mean against the pigs. It's the combination - it…"

"Sam," Dean held up a hand, "listen to me. Since you don't eat meat, you're just going to have to trust me on this one.” He shoveled a forkful of eggs into his mouth and continued. “It's just one of those things where you don't think it would work but it just does! The savory and sweet play off of each other like improv or something. Like ice cream and french fries. Hey! That's the vegetarian version of this idea. You should try it!"

Eileen giggled at Sam's wrinkled nose. Jack smiled watching all of this, and Cas smiled watching Jack.

-

Everyone had settled in around the Christmas tree, with Sam and Eileen on the couch, Cas and Dean in recliners facing each other, and Jack sitting on the floor right by the base of the tree. Jack sat closest to it so that he could pass presents out to everyone one at a time. After passing a present to Sam and one to Eileen, he saw a glint of silver through the green. Jack pushed the tree branches aside and pulled out a relatively small bundle wrapped in aluminum foil. Written in sharpie on the outside was one word "Cas" and a little heart.

Dean was practically vibrating as Cas accepted the bundle and tilted his head in confusion.

"What a strange choice of wrapping." Cas squinted at it and started to peel off the foil. "It almost looks like -"

Cas stopped short as he pulled a cream-colored, brown-spotted cloth out of the foil. With a gasp, he unrolled it to reveal a round burrito blanket. It looked like a giant tortilla and felt extra plush. He rubbed the soft fabric in both directions as it settled across his lap.

"Do you like it?" Dean was grinning impishly, watching Cas' expression. "It's a burrito blanket...since you like to be wrapped up."

Cas was practically glowing. Or maybe he was actually glowing. "Dean, it's perfect."

Jack picked another present up and handed it to Dean. It was a fairly big and lumpy bundle wrapped in sparkling gold paper. It felt light and fluffy in his arms. The little red tag was shaped like a heart, with his name right in the center. A thin red ribbon was tied around the gift, ending in springy curls.

Now Dean was glowing too. He carefully undid the ribbon and peeled back the wrapping paper to reveal a big hand-knitted blanket. It had a cheerful purple and blue checkered pattern with a pink border and little silver threads throughout. It unfolded to about the length of his body from head to toe, and was wide enough to drape over both sides of the recliner he was sitting in.

Dean looked up at Cas, and the love in his eyes made them both blush, though the warmth from their blankets may have also been a factor. Hugging their blankets to their chests felt like being hugged by each other. But there’s no need for substitutes.

For so many years, they had thought they couldn’t have this, and now they’re living it. Setting their blankets gently aside, Cas and Dean stood up from their recliners and wrapped themselves in each other’s arms. The twinkling lights on the tree reflected in their eyes as they pulled back just enough to join their lips.

Happiness isn’t in the haiving, so much as it is in giving that happiness to each other. In that moment, on Christmas morning, Dean and Cas basked in the warm contentment of having everything they ever wanted.

[danicruel]

idk why but i was imagining tlou characters in a modern au going out for fast food. what do you think they would eat?

Okay, I’m getting all the adorable asks these days and I’m living for it 🥰 Also, I’m not going to answer for every character, but am selfishly going to focus on who I envision rolling up to a fast food restaurant together. If I’m missing somebody you had in mind, let me know!

ANSWER:

• Ellie is a poutine kind-of-gal, and will definitely spill the gravy on her shirt and not notice until Dina points it out. She tries to save a good amount of the cheese curds for last because they’re her favourite. She definitely has a weak spot for salty, savoury food.

• Dina loves ordering dessert right off the bat, like a sundae, milkshake or ice cream cone and then will eat it with french fries. She closes her eyes and dances in her seat while chewing. Salty and sweet for a gal who will beat your ass but look cute doing it!

• Abby always orders a cheeseburger of some sort, and will ask to add pickles if it doesn’t already come with it. She doesn’t want to make a fuss at the counter, and inevitably panics that she’s holding up the line, so always goes with the same thing out of habit and because she knows it doesn’t usually disappoint.

• Lev will order only onion rings, but then Abby will make sure he also orders something with some more substance to it. He’s a sucker for anything deep fried, and rolls his eyes with a smirk when Abby big-sister’s him.

• Jesse is getting a grilled chicken burger, hold the tomato because he thinks they’re slimy. He tends to get excited and talk with his mouth full, but always shields it with his hand. And he’ll definitely steal some fries from the others even though he insisted he didn’t want any!

[lucyintheskywithxanax]

My Silver Screen, My Misery, My Love, My Defeat

Pairing: Billie Dean Howard x Fem Reader

A/N: I’ve been wanting to write something with Billie Dean for so long but didn’t know where to start. This lady intimidates me. I don’t know what this fic is worth, and I’m so nervous about posting it - I know it’s not particularly nice, but it’s the most personal fic I ever wrote so please be kind. 

Title is from “Pacific Coast Highway In The Movies” by AWOLNATION. This song haunts me. x

Word count: ~ 3 000

“Dear me when will my life begin?” you sighed dramatically as you gathered your things.

“Bitch, I never want to see you again,” your boss growled, pointing an angry finger at you.

“Goodbye, asshole!” you called over your shoulder as you walked out of the room.

You had never cared about that job. You didn’t seem to be able to care about anything at all. You were so bored.

Real life lacked passion and colours. You were constantly hungry for a sense of wonderment. No emotion was worth feeling if it wasn’t extreme. You wanted to know how it felt to love so deeply you would faint in the dining room like the heroines of old, drive your car off a cliff, smash the heads of your lover’s suitors. When had the world and love become so boring?

You had come to believe you would never be able to fall in love with anyone. Fiction had ruined your life. You wanted beauty, you wanted glamour, you wanted passion and murder, tears shed under the stars, diamonds on the bed. You wanted a lover who would come down the stairs in a white silk gown with lace as the music and the lighting made love to her. Cherry pink lips and wavy hair, glitter in her eyes. How could anyone settle for less?

You walked into the bright sunlight and let the flow of pedestrians sweep you away.

**

You scanned the press room and sighed. Bored, you were so bored. Luckily the couches were comfortable, and the tea was good.

You worked for the local newspaper – nothing serious, nothing you were passionate about, but you had been struggling to make ends meet. You and another journalist were covering an annual festival celebrating “everything mystical and magical!” Bollocks, as far as you were concerned. But you loved festivals, you always had. There was something almost surreal about them, how time seemed to slow down, and space to narrow. A bubble would form, a dome, a world only a few were let in. Real life would stop for a while, and you loved that, because real life was boring.

The press secretary – Leo? Theo? who cared; he was uninteresting and badly dressed – waved at you from across the room. “She’s here,” he mouthed, meaning the medium you were to interview. You gave him a thumbs-up and sighed as soon as he turned his back to you. Notebook, pen, Dictaphone. Cup of tea - empty. Another sigh. You signaled to the old lady behind the counter at the far end of the room for another cup. She pretended not to see you.  

“Asshole,” you muttered between gritted teeth. Someone on the couch next to yours – Steve? Pete? he had introduced himself the day before, he worked for a national TV channel, you couldn’t remember which one – laughed loudly at something someone else had said.

Your attention was suddenly drawn to the door. The press secretary was ushering a group of people in: a young man wearing jeans, a girl clutching files to her chest, a woman who walked in as if she owned the place, high-heels clicking, smile flashing.

Out of the corner of your eye you saw Pete (Steve?) point at her. “Man, that’s Billie Dean Howard,” he said in a breath.

“Who?” asked his companion.

“Oi, Miss Howard!” someone called – a photographer, jumping to his feet with his camera in his hands.

She glanced at him, offered him a polite smile; tilted her head on one side as she took a pose.

You gazed at her.

“Make sure the lighting is good,” she told the photographer.

The young man in jeans was buzzing around her, almost shoving a notebook into her face, muttering something about a timetable and how they were running out of time. She leaned away from him, holding out a perfectly manicured hand – pale pink acrylics, thin silver rings – to bat the notebook away. You saw her mouth twist in an annoyed kind of way, and then the press secretary nodded at you, and she turned, and her eyes met yours.

Her brow pushed up as a smug smile crept up her lips – plump, glittery beige lipstick. “Are you here for me, babydoll?” she called.

And just like that you were done for. For the stars were singing, and your heart was finally. Admiring. Entranced. Alive.

Oh thank all the freaking Gods, she had finally come.

**

You turned on the Dictaphone and grabbed your pen. Your hands were sweating.

“Ur,” you said. Billie Dean crossed her legs and folded her hands on her knee, smiling.

You had prepared for this interview, vaguely, but she had stolen all the words from you. Kidnap me, was what you wished to tell her. Ravish me. Take me away with you from this grey world and fill my mind and heart with wonderment. Make me your co-star.

“So, what do you think of the city so far?” was what came out of your mouth. You could have died of embarrassment.

Fortunately for you, Billie Dean loved to talk about herself, so you didn’t have to rack your brain for interesting questions.

You told her you had waited for her your whole life. You told her you meant it. She looked genuinely surprised, but then she smiled, a smile that seemed to suggest she had already forgiven you for that mistake. You realized that, probably, your passionate childishness was very funny to her, as were all those who had succumbed to it before you.

“The scariest spirit I’ve ever met?” She leant back on the couch, eyes staring up at the ceiling, lips curling into a smile. “I don’t get scared easily,” she quipped, and her smile turned into a smirk.

“Are you planning on staying here long?”

Her eyes sparkled. “Depends if I can find a cozy bed to sleep in and a pretty girl to smooch.”

Damn her, damn her – you were about to lean in and kiss that smug smile off her lips when the press secretary – damn him, damn him – appeared out of nowhere as in an uninspired script, squeaking “Time’s up!” as if time mattered, as if time hadn’t stopped the minute you had met Billie Dean’s eyes.

The young man in jeans pressed a cup of coffee into Billie’s hands. “Cathy’s waiting for you in the VIP room,” he said nervously. He glanced at you over the rim of his glasses. “You’re done here?”

“I – “You cleared your throat. Billie Dean was standing up, rearranging her hair, ready to leave, ready to forget already –

“You’ll have us read that article before you publish it, alright?” the young man was saying.

“Oh whatever happened to the freedom of the press,” Billie retorted. Her eyes flicked to you. “Don’t mind him.”

“I have a very cozy bed,” you heard yourself say.

For a second or two, you could have heard a pin drop.

**

Billie held your face between her hands as if you were made of porcelain, the first time she kissed you. You gazed into her eyes as if you were dreaming. “Who are you?” you whispered.

She laughed indulgently. “Don’t forget to breathe, darling.”

A breath in. She smelt of cigarette smoke and sage and something else, something like… you didn’t know. There was no word for it. She smelt like Billie Dean Howard, medium to the stars.

**

Billie Dean raised a toast to you and to the sun and said she couldn’t possibly live without either of you. You scoffed, rolled your eyes at her as if that wasn’t the kindest thing anyone had ever said to you. She noticed your reddening cheeks, and let out a chuckle.

“What? It’s a sunburn,” you lied, fighting a smile.  

The midday summer sun was beating down on the Mediterranean, a soft breeze blowing and carrying the scent of the sea. You were spending the week in Monaco, a gift from Billie for your first anniversary. You closed your eyes, breathed in happily. The waiter brought your order, a bistro salad with warm goat cheese on toast for you, a slice of salmon and French fries for Billie. She flashed a smile at him, and his eyes sparkled.

“He’s in love,” you teased, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.

“With me?” Billie assumed an innocent expression. “Why, I could not possibly believe that.”

You scoffed again. She smiled, pinched a thick slice of lemon between her thumb and index.

“We should come here every summer,” she said in a singsong, drizzling lemon juice over the salmon. “I love it here.”

“Ghost-free?”

She laughed. “I wish. But you look so beautiful with that sunburn.”Her eyes glanced up at you mischievously; you cleared your throat. She smirked, put the slice of lemon on the side of her plate, dried her fingers with her napkin.

“You and I, lost in a foreign country,” she said.

“Luckily for you, I took French lessons in college.”

“Oh is that so?” Under the table, Billie rubbed her bare foot up and down your leg. “And how do you say ‘kiss me’ in French?”

You leaned towards her, beaming. Your gaze flicked to her lips. “Embrasse-moi.”

“Atta girl.”

She took your breath away, every day. You bent over the table, meeting her lips halfway, smiling into the kiss.

**

“I love you,” she whispered. Her eyes smiled. “Forever.”

You pressed the pad of your thumb against her brow. “Um, you can’t know that.”

“Know that I love you?”

“Know that it’ll last forever. Nothing lasts forever.”

She pouted, shifted slightly on the bed. Your thumb slid on her skin. The light streaming through the windows splashed the walls of the hotel room yellow.

“Don’t be so mean at 8 in the morning,” she whined.

You rolled your eyes at her, planted a kiss on her lips. Her skin was hot and clammy. You nuzzled your nose in her neck, blew some air to tickle her. She raised one hand to fan herself – coral acrylics, no rings.

“Call room service,” she said, stretching lazily. “I want some ice cream.”

You snorted.“Ice cream for breakfast?”

“It’s too hot.”

You reached out for the telephone and sat up, making sure your bare breasts were exposed. “Lemon?” you asked Billie. She nodded, gaze on your chest. You made a face. “I don’t understand how you can stand the taste of lemon, it’s so sour – oh, hello. Yes, could we get some lemon ice cream, please? Ice cream, yes. Room 108. And you know what, a bottle of champagne as well. Yes.” You grinned at Billie, who, face half buried in her pillow, was laughing happily. “Thank you. Muchas gracias. Yes. Bye!”

**

“Miss Howard, please.”

“Oh babe, call me Billie.”

“A little further to the left, please Billie.”

“Who’s that with you, miss Billie?”

“Be a doll and fetch me my shawl, will you darling?”

The girl – Lucy? Lily? – nodded in awe and hurried off.

“A little further to the left, Billie.”

Someone turned on a projector. You squinted, gave Billie’s hand a squeeze.

“Miss Billie, who’s that charming young woman with you? Is she your date? Miss Billie, who’s –“

Camera flashes, everywhere. You felt Billie’s lips, feather-light, brush your ear. “Relax,” she whispered. “You look beautiful.”

All around you, you could make out dark shapes, nondescript, unimportant. Spectators of the show. Come to see her, come to see you.

“Miss Billie who’s that charming –“

“Paws off!” Billie laughed. She pulled you closer, hip bumping yours. “She’s all mine, gentlemen.”

You beamed at her, brighter than the projector. Camera flashes, everywhere. To capture the moment when Billie nipped your ear lobe and you threw back your head to laugh, one hand on her arm, in love, so in love.

**

“So what are we doing this weekend?”

You glanced up at her. “Aren’t you busy this weekend?”

Billie flashed you a smile as she sat down on the couch beside you. She laid one hand on your bare thigh, nails gently grazing. “Production’s delayed. I’m all yours.”

With a wince you removed her hand from your thigh. “I’m sweating,” you whined.

Her smile faltered, just a bit. “Aren’t you happy?”she asked. And then she relaxed and shook her head. “Oh, I’m stupid. You made other plans.”

“I’ve nothing to do at all.” You stretched and winced again. “I don’t know. I’m so bored.”

**

It happened again. And again.

You caught yourself looking at other faces in the crowd. No one held a candle to Billie Dean, you knew that. But still. You scanned the crowd.

You pretended not to notice when Billie held out a hand for you to hold.

**

The glamour was fading. The twinkle of the stars was being swallowed up by the morning light.

You had once visited a house. The wallpaper was peeling off, leaving ugly streaks of dirty grey or brown. The landlady’s nail polish was chipped.  

**

Billie’s eyes were wide and rimmed red. You had never seen her look so sad.

“Wait,” she pleaded, her fingers – pale pink acrylics, vintage ring with a red stone – closing around your wrist to hold you back. “Surely we can talk – “She tried to smile, but it looked too broken, too scared.

“There’s nothing to talk about, Billie,” you said, avoiding her gaze. You hesitated. “I’m sorry. I really am.”

Her face fell. “But surely – “

“Are you here for me, babydoll?”

Her teeth sank into her lower lip and a tear rolled down her cheek, but you didn’t wipe it as you usually would. For this was how things always went. People left each other. Staying alive meant getting bored of the people you once loved. The credits roll. The movie ends.

You planted one last kiss on her lips as a sob pushed out of your throat. “Gosh but I loved you so much,” you cried. “I hadn’t been alive before you came. You taught me how to love and now I’ve died again and I’m lost without you. I’m forever lost without my love for you.”

You kept one of her scarves. It still smelt of cigarette smoke and sage and that something else – Billie Dean Howard, medium to the stars.

**

Colours faded to grey. You sank back into routine. Monotonous. Soporific. Boring. So very boring.

A year ago you would have expected the world to stop turning the minute you walked out of Billie Dean’s life. It didn’t. Days followed days, a succession of yesterdays and todays and tomorrows. Life went on, mocking you.

**

The smell of salmon filled the kitchen as you dropped the thick slices onto the burning pan. You smiled as Julie – a one-night stand that somehow had become more – made an appreciative noise. She was sprawled on the sofa, watching TV lazily, muttering “Boring” every time she changed the channel.

“Boring,” – another channel, “Boring,” – another channel, “Bo – oh hello there! Y/N, look, I spot a milf!”

You looked up as the anchorman’s face twisted into a fawning smile. “I’ve got Muriel here on the phone, from Portland, Oregon. Muriel sounds pretty worried. She wants to know if ghosts stay forever as ghosts or if they ever get to find peace.”

The camera cut to his guest – coral acrylics, no rings. The salmon’s grease sizzled on the pan.

“Nice pair of legs,” Julie was saying. “Come on, cameraman, don’t be shy, show us more!”

You shushed her.

“… some of them have been dead for a very long time, I’m afraid,” Billie Dean answered with an affected nod of her head.

Your eyes were wide.

“And what about love?” the anchorman asked.

Billie quirked an eyebrow. “Love?”

“Do you think it’s eternal?”

**

“I can’t believe we’re leaving tomorrow!” your friend Henry moaned drunkenly. He tapped his foot on the pavement like a pouting child. “Couldn’t we buy a house on one of those hills and live here? I wanna live here. I don’t wanna live anywhere else.”

“I know,” you giggled, pulling on his arm. The night was full of lights. You hadn’t expected less from Los Angeles. You hadn’t quite been able to find the angels in the sky, though. You kept an eye out for them.

“The world isn’t fair because we’re poor.”Henry walked up to the nearest streetlight and hugged it. “I’m staying here. I’m not leaving.”

You giggled again, stretching your arms as if you were about to break into dance. The air was warm. For the past few days your heart hadn’t been quite so sad.

A car honked nearby, making you jump, and just as you were about to curse a woman shot out of the hotel on your left in a flurry of yellow and blue and nearly smashed into you – “Shit, look where you’re go – “ – brown eyes, gaze terrified, shoes in her hands, cheeks pink and – “Billie?”

She slammed back into your life like the female protagonist of a Hitchcock movie, running from danger in the moonlight with her hair disheveled and her dress billowing in the wind.

“Billie?”

You caught hold of her wrist and tried to meet her gaze. “Are you alright? What – what happened to you? Did somebody hurt you? Are you alright?” You poured questions onto her as if you couldn’t stop. Her eyes focused on you, and she ran a hand through her hair, and let out a nervous laugh.  

And just like that you were done for. For the stars were singing, and your heart was once again. Admiring. Entranced. Alive.

**

“Never again,” Billie groaned into your mouth. She was holding your head firmly between her hands, devouring you, shivering, panting. “Don’t you dare leave me ever again.”

“I love you,” you moaned. You pushed her down on the bed, eyes flashing hungry and predatory as you took in the sight of her, all flushed and ready for you. “Forever.”

And as you dived in you could almost forget the taste of that one lie.

**

“What about love?” the anchorman asked. “Do you think it’s eternal?”

Billie’s smile faltered. “I’m not sure,” she answered slowly.

“Aw, poor chick got her heart broken,” Julie mocked.

“Lemon?” you asked her.

“Uh?”

“Should I put some lemon juice on the salmon?”

“I hope so,” Billie’s voice said. “I’m not sure – but I hope so.”

[wornoutmouse]

Warnings: angst and close call pregnancy

Y'all with all the trama Shiggy got, you know damn well he aint gon be a good daddy right off the bat

Baby daddy shigaraki

You looked at the small pink stick in your hands shaking in fear. "I'm..pregnant." you whimper as the faint lines began to blur from your tears. If it were anyone, absolutely anyone else, then the leader of The Legue of Villains, you would have been fine with taking care of the child on your own. But there would not be a chance of that if he ever found out.

You stand up and run to your kitchen, tossing the pregnancy test into the trash sweating profusely as you glanced into the room your new baby daddy rested in. Different thoughts swirled in your mind about how you could hide this from him. The first few months would be fine but how were you to hide it afterward? Your hands trailed down to your now flat stomach. "I got this." you mutter as you walk to your kitchen pouring you a cup of tea.

An hour later, Shigaraki trails out of the bedroom groggily, hair hanging creepily in his face as he looked at you with piercing red eyes. "Why the hell are you looking at me like that?" he asks making your heart rate pick up ever so slightly. "N-No reason just didn't think you'd be up so early, that's all." Tomura comes behind you and wraps his hands around being careful of his fingers. Even that didn't stop you from feeling faint at how close his hands were to your stomach. 

The first month was easy, you showed little to no symptoms and your stomach remained a normal size. However, that didn't stop you from being paranoid whenever a diaper commercial came on screen. A few weeks after you took the test, you went to the doctors to confirm your fears. "Yes ma'am, it looks to me that you are indeed with child." the doctor said, signing off on a few papers glancing at you, briefly acknowledging your shaken state. "If you're anything to go by, I'd say, either the father doesn't know, or you don't want it." You shook your head, "He doesn't and I don't plan on letting him know." 

The doctor put the clipboard down, "Is this your way of telling me you want an abortion? If that is the route you want to go, I won't judge but this isn't a spur of the moment thing and I want you to be positive you won't be in any danger if someone finds out." You sigh sliding your hands over your scarf-covered hair. "N-No, I think I'll keep the baby, b-but, I don't know what to do." The doctor smiles at you patting your back. "You look like you have a strong head on your shoulders, I'm sure you'll figure it out."

The third month was harder as your bump was finally showing so you could no longer wear your normally form-fitting shirts. Shigaraki had luckily stopped coming around as often due to villain things, something you were grateful for since you could finally give in to your cravings. That plan was soon compromised when Komugiri suddenly materialized on your rather 'indulgent' days. And by indulgent you mean you were propped up on the couch, shirt up, with some ice cream, toast, and two large boxes of french fries. 

"I may have lost most of my human necessities, but I'm sure this amount of eating isn't necessary for normal human consumption." You jump at the sound of his voice, quickly looking around if Komogiri brought someone else with him. "You can't tell him please!" Komugiri looked at you, misty smoke unwavering before a deep sigh erupted from him. "I know not the reason you are keeping this from Tomura, but for now I shall indulge you." You sag slightly relieved. "However." You glared at the misty man. "Now that I know you're carrying the offspring of a sought after villain, I will be checking in on you a lot more. I shall also implement a healthy diet for you and the child."

You groaned at the downright disrespectful amount of joy showing through Komugiri's voice. 

The next 2 months were a game of cat and mouse as you were forced to sneak past Komugiri's watchful eyes to give in to your cravings. "Please! You don't understand, I need a cheese dipped pretzel!" you whined as you were dragged from the pretzel stan by a goon Komugiri had brought along to do the labor for your shopping trip. "Get ahold of yourself young lady, you're causing a scene!" Komugiri reprimanded, truly sounding like a disappointed mother scolding her child. For the rest of the day you pouted, "How the hell are you even sneaking away so much, shouldn't Tomura be suspicious?" 

You would later have to admit that the meals Komugiri prepared, did make up for the food he wrongfully withheld from you. Another good thing that came from the whole ordeal was the doctor visits Komugiri took with you. Although it was rather embarrassing as he stood over the doctor, arms cross watching his every move. "Komugiri, the doctor is washing his hands, I think it's okay." you sigh flipping through a magazine for couches. Komugiri huffed and left the doctor alone, of course after he checked the temperature of the water.

Late in month 8, you were so obviously pregnant that you had developed a large waddle. Something your mother exploited. "Hah! See that's what yo ass get for making fun of me when I was pregnant with your brother!" you'd roll your eyes as you looked at your mother who had now become red in the face with laughter. "That's not fair, this is my first time being pregnant you cant make fun of me!" Your mom scoffed leaning back in her chair, "Girl please. Anyways when am I gon meet yo baby daddy? What was his name? Ziggaraki or whatever?" 

You were quiet for a moment before bursting into tears. "Mommy!!" Your mom looked thoughtfully startled at the outburst. "Girl what the hell wrong with you!" You hiccup and wipe your face, whines increasing. "He doesn't know I'm pregnant, I'm too scared to tell him!" Your mother cooed consoling your the best she could through the screen. "Aw sweety, he does know your pregnant." You wipe your eyes humming in question. "What are you talking about?" 

Behind you, something heavy hit the floor making you quickly swivel around in your chair. There in all his glory stood the man in question staring at you with concealed rage. His eyes stayed at your face before trailing down your body, irises shaking at the sight of your perfectly round belly protruding from the tight confines of your shirt. You swivel back around in your chair cringing at the fear evidently showing on your face. You shiver at the questioning look your mother was giving you but before she could say anything you turn off the video call. 

You shook in your seat refusing to turn around as you heard heavy steps walking towards you. "Turn around." You shook your head squeezing your eyes closed wishing Komugiri was here to help you. You feel the back of the chair bending at the weight being put on it. "Turn the fuck back around Y/N your I will dust this chair." He growls lowly trying to keep some sort of self-control. You refused to move making Shigaraki sigh and do it himself. 

You couldn't bring yourself to look at him so you kept your head-trained down on the floor. 'You're pregnant." Shigaraki wheezed finally letting the realization overtake him. He drops down low to his knees becoming eye level with your belly. "And I wasn't even here for most of it?" Shigaraki became angry making you stiffen and reflexively place a hand over your stomach. Shigaraki doesn't miss this and get's even angrier. "Y-You, hide this from m-me and now you're insulting me b-by acti-ng like I'd actually h-hurt you?!" he screamed at you making your hormones fluctuate from anger to sadness as tears well up in your eyes. 

"This is why Tomura! I didn't know how you'd react! You're not mature enough to handle a baby!" You scream back equally as fears flinching at a strike of pain traveling up your spin at the strain. Tomura chuckled darkly taking a step back throwing his head back in laughter. Giggling as he cards his hands through his stringy white hair and looks at you with a sharp glare. You swallow shallowly, you knew for a fact that a Tomura with a crazed smile was better than a stone-faced Tomura. 

Shigaraki swayed towards you hunched as he took in your fearful features. "Since you're so scared, why don't I make your fears a reality?" The sight of Tomura's hand coming up to your stomach sent you into fight or flight mode. You stand up and grab his wrist, "Look here Lil nigga, I don't care who you are, of how you feel, you not touching my baby." At the moment, you felt on top of the world, until you didn't as you felt something slowly drip down your leg.

Looking down, there was a thick trail of red leaving your genital area. You wail loudly at the sight, legs buckling. Shigaraki stepped away and at that moment, Komugiri materialized next to you. "Y/N!" Shigaraki stumbled, as Komugiri makes a portal and carries your body through it. 'This must be what shock is." you thought to yourself were you layed in Komugiri's arms unable to move as you heard the world pass by you.

There were sounds of frantic yelling and bright lights erupting your vision as you travel from one white room to the next. You were settled on a rather uncomfortable bed as you hear the frantic movement and an incessant beeping noise coming from your right. "Move quickly you bastards or I'll kill you all!" You internally smiled starting to become loopy likely from sedatives. 'Just Tomura being Tomura.' You frowned, 'I hope my baby won't inherit murderous intent.'

'Baby'

'Baby'

'My baby'

You jerk in the bed finally getting a clear head, "MY baby!" you yelled trying to take the needles out of your arms. "Hold her down!" came a feminine voice and you felt a series of hands push down on your shoulders forcing you to lie down. Tears rolled down your face, "My baby!" Shigaraki came near your face, "Y/N it-it'll be fine just....just...just laydown." You had never heard Shigaraki sound unsure of himself and that just angered you more as you gripped the front of your shirt. "You better keep my baby safe your I will ream hell fire on you!" you growled making your quirk startup. "Sedate her!" is all that you hear before your grip was loosened.

The darkness enveloped you and you could only see the worse ahead of you.

You shiver awake breathing heavily before trying to raise yourself off the bed. You were halted by Komugiri's hand. "W-What?" you start off but Komugiri raised a smug finger to his lips before pointing over to the left side of the room. Turning your head you gape at the sight before you. 

Shiagarki, in all his villainous glory, was sleeping in a chair shirtless with a tiny bundle of a blanket over him. "Is that?" You ask looking at Komugiri who nods standing up and walking over to Tomura, carefully removing the bundle of blankets from his arms walking back to you. 

You hear small gurgles and your heart beats faster as Komugiri sets the small weight into your arms. Looking down at the small face of your child, all your problems went away. "Hi there little one." you cooed softly at the child in your arms. The baby had the same dark skin as you but its hair was light blue like its father. "Come on, let mommy see you." you whisper booping your nose against the baby's smaller one making its face scrunch up. 

"Look, Komu, I made this!" you said still sounding slightly loopy. Komugiri chuckled, "You and Tomura are so much alike I see now."

From the other side of the room, Shigaraki jerks in his place standing up and looking franticly around the room effectively disintegrating the armrest. When he makes eye contact with you, he instantly relaxes. Komugiri excuses himself from the room leaving the two of you to awkwardly stare at each other. "So, what happened." you started off not exactly wanting to talk but you knew you had to.

Shigaraki raised his hand to his neck but didn't scratch for some reason. "Preeclampsia, a reaction to stress making your blood pressure go up." You hummed looking down at your infant. "It's so cute." you mumble, "He... it's a boy." Shigaraki chimes in as he gazes at the baby with wide eyes. You smile feeling the waterworks return. "My baby boy."

Shigaraki shuffles awkwardly as he watched you cry silently. "You want..a tissue?" You glare at him nodding. "Can we name him Daku?" Shigaraki hesitantly asks as he brings a box of tissue. "Doesn't that mean Dark in Japanese?" you ask quirking your eyebrow. Shigaraki shrugged, "I mean look at him, he is dark." You look at Shagaraki for a painstakingly long time. "Keep playing with me and I'll name him Komugriri." Shigaraki frowns at that.

"The bastard didn't even tell me and he knew the whole time!" you rolled your eyes at your partner's grumbling. "If you want to call him dark so bad how about...Yami." Shigaraki shook his head, "That's too close to All Might's real name." "I'm not even going to ask how you know that."

You two sit in silence as you gaze at your new unnamed baby. "We can't ignore the elephant in the room Y/N." Shigaraki states putting a hesitant hand on your shoulder. "Ignore what Tomura? about how you caused me to go into labor early. Like threatening to kill both me and our child?!" you said voice raising a bit. Shigaraki looked at you, gears turning. 

There was nothing he could actually say to that for no matter how you could look at, nothing he did was okay. "I...I was scared." You sighed placing your head back on your pillow looking at the tiles above you, wishing that this never happened. "Well, you scared me Tomura." The silence was deafening as Tomura silently gasped, "You know that I would never-" you groan, "No I don't Tomura! I don't know what you would do! Why do you think I hid this from you in the first place!" 

There was no response just as you expected and for some strange reason, that broke you more than getting something half-assed. Small noises bubbled from your arms drawing both your attention to it. "Hey.." Shigaraki mumbled as you slowly watch small slanted eyes open, looking up at you. "His eyes are two different colors Shig." you respond shocked as a perfect little set of brown and red eyes looked up at you. "Cool...c-can I hold him." You playfully glared at Shigaraki, "You had him all while I was sleeping!" 

You name your new baby boy Daiki, Daiki Shigaraki. You of course picked the name since it seemed that all Tomura wanted was a child with a name that represents the darkness inside him, his words not yours. 

I KINDA WANNA CONTINUE THIS

[purplesurveys]

1384

1. What’s the last thing you ate? Mom cooked up a feast for breakfast and we had fried rice with bacon strips, sweet ham, beef tapa, and scrambled egg. Had mine with chili garlic oil and every bite had just been chef’ssssssss kisssssssss.

2. What’s your favourite cheese? I really like feta cheese. Could eat it on its own for days.

3. What’s your favourite fish? I’m gonna guess this is in the context of food considering the general direction I can see this survey going – I like tuna, eel, and tilapia.

4. What’s your favourite fruit? If I really had to pick, avocado. But still, I can only appreciate it in very limited forms.

5. When, if ever, did you start liking olives? So I hated olives for the longest time, but starting last year my view on them softened a little bit when my dad made up a certain dish that included olives that ended up tasting really good. I might still take it out of pizza and stuff but at least I’m not as disgusted by them as I used to be.

6. When, if ever, did you start liking beer? I still hate beer. I do have it just because it’s the universal socializing drink lol, but I’ve never found genuine pleasure in drinking it.

7. When, if ever, did you start liking shellfish? Early teen years when I was growing up and my tastebuds were expanding and all – my mom was making me cheese-stuffed baked mussels by the time I was 11 or 12. 

8. What was the best thing your mum/dad/guardian used to make? So my answer isn’t something that was made from scratch, but my mom used to buy Pillsbury’s chocolate chip cookie mix and our househelp used to have them baked and ready every afternoon when I’d come home from school. That recipe was *INNNSANELY* good and I was gutted when my mom said that they probably discontinued it since she gradually stopped seeing it at the grocery :(((

9. What’s the native specialty of your hometown? It’s so closely associated with my hometown that if I name it I feel like it’d then be too easy to narrow down where I’m from, so I’ll just name some dishes that my country is generally known for hehe – we have adobo, kare-kare (my fave), adobo, sinigang, bulalo, sisig, balut, nilaga, what have you.

10. What’s your comfort food? Dynamite rolls with spicy tuna salad on the side. I’ll never get tired of sushi.

11. What’s your favourite type of chocolate? Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, if it counts. I’m not really a fan of pure chocolate, and I tend to enjoy it more if with peanut butter.

12. How do you like your steak? Medium rare or honestly just rare. 

13. How do you like your burger? Spicy mayo or any mayo-based sauce, coleslaw, caramelized onions. But when it comes to ‘burgers’ I also actually prefer chicken sandwiches over beef burgers, so.

14. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or over easy.

15. How do you like your potatoes? French fries and croquettes. I’m not super big on a lot of potato dishes.

16. How do you take your coffee? Iced coffee is the standard for me now, but flavor-wise I really can go both ends of the spectrum – some days you’ll see me ordering a whole ass Americano; and other days I’ll have more of a sweet tooth and get something with lots of sugar and flavoring and whipped cream and all.

17. How do you take your tea? I never liked tea. I’ve tried, but it’s just not to my liking.

18. What’s your favourite mug? I have a purple mug that is actually an excess unit from a client that they just decided to give away to us when it didn’t have any use anymore, and I’ve been using that since I received it.

19. What’s your biscuit or cookie of choice? Starbucks’ Dark Chocolate Macadamia Cookie fixes all my problems. AND REENA’S COOKIES. THEY ARE THE BOMB.

20. What’s your ideal breakfast? Fried rice with a whole smorgasbord of options – eggs, hotdogs, bacon, luncheon meat, hashbrowns, the whole heavenly shebang. I miss hotel buffets but luckily my mom makes us breakfast ‘buffets’ every Sunday :)  21. What’s your ideal sandwich? Banh mi with lemongrass chicken.

22. What’s your ideal pizza: Quattro formaggi, if I’m spelling it right? Haha but four-cheese pizza, essentially. Never really was a fan of meat on my pizza unless it’s barbecue chicken.

23. What’s your ideal pie (sweet or savoury)? Chicken pot pie. No sweet pies for me because most of the time those contain fruits anyway.

24. What’s your ideal salad? Spicy tuna salad is the way, the truth, and the life.

25. What food do you always like to have in the fridge? I can’t speak for foods, but I do always want to keep an ample supply of soju in the fridge just in case I have friends come over, or...simply just in case I want to drink on a work night haha.

26. What food do you always like to have in the freezer? My mom and sister are obsessed with ice cream so we always have a tub or two in the freezer.

27. What food do you always like to have in the cupboard? Canned food for emergencies.

28. What spices can you not live without? I don’t cook but generally I find spices super essential haha. Cumin is a particular favorite of mine.

29. What sauces can you not live without? Spicy mayo.

30. Where do you buy most of your food? It’s a local chain of grocery stores you wouldn’t have heard about.

31. How often do you go food shopping? I think my mom does the groceries every other week.

33. What’s the most expensive piece of kitchen equipment you own? Probably the fridge or maybe the range? I’m not sure, my parents paid for everything we have in the kitchen.

34. What’s the last piece of equipment you bought for your kitchen? I think it had been the microwave.

35. What piece of kitchen equipment could you not live without? I don’t cook so I honestly don’t have an answer for you, hahaha.

36. How many times a week/month do you cook from raw ingredients? Zero.

37. What’s the last thing you cooked from raw ingredients? I haven’t tried doing that yet.

38. What meats have you eaten besides cow, pig and poultry? Crocodile, frog, carabao, lamb. I think that’s been it so far.

39. What’s the last time you ate something that had fallen on the floor? Idk but probably recently as I don’t shy away from doing this as long as it’s only been like, 5 seconds.

40. What’s the last time you ate something you’d picked in the wild? I don’t think I’ve ever done this.

41. Arrange the following in order of preference: Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Indian, Thai, Sushi. Indian, Thai, *Japanese (why is ‘Sushi’ its own category??? There’s a whole ass Japanese cuisine that exists?), Chinese, Mexican, Italian.

42. Arrange the following in order of preference: Vodka, Whiskey, Brandy, Rum. Vodka and then none of the others.

43. Arrange the following in order of preference: Garlic, Basil, Caramel, Lime, Mint, Ginger, Aniseed. Garlic, basil, ginger, caramel, lime, mint, aniseed.

44. Arrange the following in order of preference: Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Strawberry, Cherry, Watermelon, Banana. Nope.

45. Bread and spread: I typically don’t eat this pairing, but simple butter and toast is fine with me.

46. What’s your fast food restaurant of choice, and what do you usually order? KFC. Zinger.

47. Pick a city. What are the best dining experiences you’ve had in that city? Japan. We had this amazing sushi platter that was a bunch of fish that I still don’t even know about to this day since the entire menu was in Japanese. But it was great and I’d love to go back to that very same restaurant if I find myself back in Fukuoka.

48. What’s your choice of tipple at the end of a long day? Soju.

49. What’s the next thing you’ll eat? I won’t be eating anymore tonight so my next meal would most likely be dinner tomorrow evening already; and I still have no idea what I’ll be having.

50. Are you hungry now? No, I just finished dinner.

51. Do you eat your breakfast everyday? No.

52. At what time do you have breakfast? I skip it.

53. At what time do you have lunch? I also skip it most of the time but sometimes I’ll take a few bites during my lunch break at work.

54. What do you have for lunch? It varies.

55. At what time do you have dinner? 7 or 8 PM, depends on what time I start feeling lightheaded honestly, lol.

56. What do you have for dinner? It also varies.

57. Do you light candles during dinner? I’ve never done that and don’t see why I should.

58. How many chairs are there in your dining room and who sits in the main chair? We have six chairs and we have dad sit at the head of the chair.

59. Do you eat and drink using your right hand or the left one? I can do either but it’s predominantly with my right.

61. Mention the veggies that you like most: Broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus, eggplant, bok choy, spinach.

62. What fruit and vegetable do you like the least? I don’t like any fruits; as for vegetables, I have no plans in trying ampalaya.

63. You like your fruit salad to have more: Less fruit and more tuna, haha.

64. You prefer your vegetable salad to contain more: I don’t really have salads other than the spicy tuna variant.

65. What’s your favourite sandwich spread? Just butter is fine.

66. What’s your favourite chocolate bar? I don’t have a favorite *bar*, not really a big fan of chocolate as is.

67. What’s your favourite dessert? Macarons and cheesecake.

68. What’s your favourite drink? Water, coffee, or chocolate milkshake.

69. What’s your favourite snack? Pringles! That is for junk food. As for food to snack on, I really like pizza, mozzarella sticks, and spicy chicken wings.

70. What’s your favourite bubble gum flavour? Just the classic bubblegum flavoring.

71. What’s your favourite ice cream flavour? Chocolate chip cookie dough with cookie dough chunks YUM, and also cookies and cream.

72. What’s your favourite potato chip flavour? Nothing beats salted egg ever since I tried it for the first time.

73. What’s your favourite soup? Miso soup or cream of mushroom.

74. What’s your favourite pizza? Four cheese or barbecue.

75. What’s your favourite type of dish? Something spicy and savory, like chicken curry or anything with kimchi.

76. What food do you hate? Anything with fruits or dates or raisins.

77. What’s your favourite restaurant? Yabu.

78. Do you eat homemade food, or food delivered from outside? I have both, but the former more often because having food delivery everyday for every meal just sounds so wasteful.

80. Who cooks at home? Parents do. Nina will sometimes cook too.

81. What kind of diet (e.g. low-fat, high-fiber, high-carbohydrate, balanced diet etc.) do you have? I don’t follow one.

82. How do you keep yourself fit? I...honestly don’t. I’m naturally petite so I’ve always felt little need to exercise and all, but I do really need to stop neglecting my health in the little things, like actually remembering to drink water throughout the day or doing stretches here and there.

[ashintheairlikesnow]

“i miss having you around” for kauri and chris

"How's college? Everyone nice?"

Chris, a french fry sticking out one side of his mouth like a man trying to look cool smoking a cigarette, looks up from his plate of cheese fries, blinking in surprise. "Um-"

The fry falls back onto his plate and he flushes a little. Kauri can't help but smile.

"It's, it's good, my, um, my roommate's name is, is, is is is... is Dylan, and, and he's okay. The classes are... are. A lot of people."

"So I've heard," Kauri says, stirring the ice cream in his root beer float as it slowly dissolves. "But you're okay with it?"

"I, I got lots of practice when I, um, I I I went to class with Jake. So." Chris bounces in the booth, his constant motion so perfectly natural by now that Kauri only notices it when he sees other people notice. And yells at them to mind their business. "Yeah, it's, it's not bad."

"Good, good." Kauri spoons out ice cream with crunchy crystals from time spent in the carbonated root beer, lets it melt on his tongue, shivers a little. He'll never stop loving root beer and ice cream.

"Hey, uh, um, Kauri, can I-... Why'd you, you, you you ask me to lunch? Is, is something wrong?" Chris has a fry dripping neon orange cheese back onto the plate in one hand.

"What? No, yeah, everything is fine. It is. I just." Kauri shrugs. "I, uh. Missed seeing you around, the last few weeks. You know?"

He doesn't know why it's so hard to say, but it is.

"Y-you did? You do?"

When he looks up, Chris is smiling the way he does, his whole body lights up with it, blue hair framing his face like the sky frames the sun.

"Course I did. I dunno. Just... we get each other, some ways, good and bad. And it's like-... You're kind of my little brother too, right?"

Chris licks at his lips and rocks from side to side, still smiling. "Yeah, it's-... If, if you want, then, yeah. Like that. Your brother, too."

"If you keep smiling like that, people are gonna think I just asked you to marry me. Quit it." Kauri smiles to show he doesn't really mean his irritation, it's all feigned.

Chris just keeps on smiling.

[reneehearts]

1: Top 3 ice cream flavors - mocha, cookie dough, s’mores

2: Top 3 Disney Movies - the lion king, frozen, 101 Dalmatians

3: Top 3 vacation destinations - key west, San Antonio, Germany

4: Top 3 places to shop - target, Victoria’s Secret, Etsy

5: Top 3 subjects of study/classes to take - English lit, memoirs, child development/social work

6: Top 3 make up products - glitter eye shadow, brown eye liner, mascara

7: Top 3 music artists - pierce the veil, jonas brothers, Taylor swift

8: Top 3 spices/herbs - cinnamon, garlic, salt

9: Top 3 drinks - coffee, iced tea, water

10: Top 3 apps to use - tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat

11: Top 3 months of the year - December, august, November

12: Top 3 clothing items - leggings, sweatshirts, bralette

13: Top 3 binge perfect tv shows - new girl, himym, friends

14: Top 3 romantic dates - intimate dinner/drinks, beach at night, hot tub

15: Top 3 kinds of flower - lilac, sunflower, tulip

16: Top 3 christmas movies - the Santa clause, the grinch, Christmas with the kranks

17: Top 3 OTPs - nick and Jess, Winston and ally, Ted and Tracey

18: Top 3 quotes to describe your life - spread kindness like confetti, and idk

19: Top 3 characteristics you love about yourself - friendly, kind, caring

20: Top 3 kinds of candy - dark chocolate nonpareils, Milky Way, maple cream

21: Top 3 ways to exercise/ be active - abs, dance, walking my dog

22: Top 3 spirit animals - monkeys, bailey, lion

23: Top 3 petnames - babe, boo, my love

24: Top 3 books read outside of school - water for elephants, the likeness, gone girl

25: Top 3 most used websites - gmail, google, target

26: Top 3 people you last texted - Jamal, Christian, chris

27: Top 3 hashtags you use - I really don’t

28: Top 3 instagram accounts you follow - Aussiesdoingthings, xomissdanielle, sophieturner

29: Top 3 guilty pleasures - old school Selena Gomez music, beets, asparagus

30: Top 3 summer activities - walking bailey, driving with the windows down, beach

31: Top 3 things to draw/doodle - hearts, flowers, stars

32: Top 3 aesthetics - pastel, rainbow/bright, princess

33: Top 3 things you'd buy if you gained three million dollars - house, private jet, pay off student debt

34: Top 3 ways to treat yourself - shopping at target, new underwear, Starbucks

35: Top 3 celebrity crushes - chris evans, ryan gosling, Aaron judge

36: Top 3 books from your childhood babysitters club, baby sitters little sister, Disney girls

37: Top 3 accents to hear - British, Australian, italian

38: Top 3 scents - pine trees/Christmas trees, lilacs, apple candle

39: Top 3 "Friends" quotes - PIVOT, they don’t know that we know that they know, soup I mean noodle soup, I mean soup!!!!

40: Top 3 cupcake flavors - yellow, chocolate, funfetti

41: Top 3 fruits - banana, strawberry, raspberry

42: Top 3 places you've had amazing pizza from - little Vincent’s, rosa’s in penn, Timothy’s

43: Top 3 sports teams to watch - Yankees, Yankees, Yankees

44: Top 3 crayola colors - I only really remember one specifically, razzledazzle, the pink one!

45: Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college

46: Top 3 fanfictions you've read

47: Top 3 people you miss right now - Nick, Tony, Emily

48: Top 3 fears - burning alive, house fire, heights

49: Top 3 favorite literary devices - foreshadowing, symbolism, irony

50: Top 3 pet peeves - ppl who don’t use their blinkers, bad grammar/spelling (two, too, to etc.) ppl being late

51: Top 3 physical things you find attractive - abs, calves, smile

52: Top 3 bad habits - ED behaviors, over drinking when out, getting too attached

53: Top 3 pets you've had/wish to have - more Aussies, a monkey, lion

54: Top 3 types of foreign food - Italian, German, French

55: Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetime - I just want to be able to talk to NG again 😔

56: Top 3 dog breeds - Australian shepherd, yorkie, German shepherd

57: Top 3 cheesy romance movies - pretty woman, the notebook, the last song

58: Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speak - Italian, French, Spanish

59: Top 3 series (book, movie, television) - friends, new girl, svu

60: Top 3 pizza toppings - just cheese please

61: Top 3 youtubers you're subscribed to

62: Top 3 tattoo / piercing ideas - astrology/Leo tattoo, finger tattoo, peacock feather

63: Top 3 awards you want to win - I don’t really need an award lol

64: Top 3 emojis - 😂🙈😍

65: Top 3 cars you dream of owning - pickup truck, Dodge Charger and 🤷🏼‍♀️

66: Top 3 authors - Tana French, Gillian Flynn, Sara gruen

67: Top 3 historical figures - MLK JR., Abraham Lincoln, Rosa parks

68: Top 3 baby names - hazel, violet, Ella

69: Top 3 DIYs - 🤷🏼‍♀️

70: Top 3 smoothie combos/flavors - peach, pineapple, strawberry banana

71: Top 3 songs of this month - mr. Perfectly fine, shake it out, dark horse

72: Top 3 questions of this post you want to be asked

73: Top 3 villains - scar, hades and 🤷🏼‍♀️

74: Top 3 Cities you want to see - Berlin/Munich, Sydney, Montreal

75: Top 3 recipes you want to try

76: Top 3 dream jobs - ice cream/candy store owner, school social worker, stay at home dog mom

77: Top 3 lucky items - my dog, my rings, my pop pop’s pocket watch

78: Top 3 traditions you have - Christmas Eve matching pjs with sister, reindeer food, and gingerbread cookies

79: Top 3 things you miss about being a kid - carefree, no bills, no responsibility

80: Top 3 harry potter characters

81: Top 3 lies you were told - only teenagers have acne, adults know what they’re doing/have it figured out, you can achieve anything you want with hard work

82: Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right now

83: Top 3 turn ons - hot body, nice smile, good sense of humor

84: Top 3 turn offs - disrespectful, rude, inconsistency

85: Top 3 magazines/news papers/ journals to read

86: Top 3 things you wish you had known earlier - what I wanted to study in undergrad, how bad heartbreak hurts, how complicated life/relationships can be

87: Top 3 spongebob episodes

88: Top 3 places to be in the world - northport, key west, Bahamas

89: Top 3 things you'd do differently - look more into options besides college, go to grad school right after AmeriCorps, have “the talk” with Nick

90: Top 3 TV shows from your childhood - Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, Gullah Gullah island

91: Top 3 meals you love - ice cream, acai bowl, fries

92: Top 3 kinds of tea - just black please

93: Top 3 embarrassing moments - putting my foot in the muddy tree, getting sick from drinking while out, car accident

94: Top 3 holidays to celebrate - Christmas, New Year’s Eve, thanksgiving

95: Top 3 things to do in the rain - read, watch tv, snuggle with my dog

96: Top 3 things to do in the snow - stay inside and read, have hot chocolate, watch tv

97: Top 3 items you can't leave the house w/o - phone, ID, keys

98: Top 3 movies you'd like to see - last Christmas, hot tub time machine, zoolander

99: Top 3 art mediums - dance, watercolor, singing

100: Top 3 museums you've been to - museum of natural history DC, MOMA, Alamo

101: Top 3 school memories - leaving lmao

102: Top 3 things you don't/Won't miss - I’m not really sure

103: Top 3 pick up lines

104: Top 3 sports to watch - baseball, basketball, hockey

105: Top 3 taylor swift songs - mr. Perfectly fine, happiness, august

[lovemesomesurveys]

NAME SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER PROVIDED FOR EACH CATEGORY: LETTER B A Beverage Beer. A Mammal Bear. Something You Drive Boat. A City Boise. Free Activity Board games (after the initial buy of course) Someplace you would spend money Bowling alley. A Cartoon Character Blue from Blue’s Clues. A Sea Creature Blue whales. A Comedy Movie Bridesmaids. A Children's Book The Berenstain Bears books. A Dessert Banana bread. A Boy's Name Brian. A Girl's Name Brianna.

LETTER M An Old Fashioned Boy's Name Michael. Items That are Frozen Milkshakes. Television Show From the 2000's Mad TV. A River Maple River. A Vegetable Mushrooms. A Fruit Melons. Things That are Yellow Mangoes. Trees Maple trees. Marching Band Instrument Mellophone. College Subject Math. Dish Made From Pasta Macaroni and cheese. Book about Animals Mammals by Edwin Gould. An Insect Monarch butterfly. LETTER C Type of Sport Croquet.  A Poem Title Child Whispers by Enid Blyton. Part of the Human Body Chin. An old Fashioned Girl's Name Carol. An Ethnic Dish Curry. Type of Transportation Car. A School Supply Colored pencils. An Item found in a Library Computers. A Type of Bird Cardinal. A Type Of Flower Carnations. Types of Shoes Crocs. A Halloween Costume Clown. LETTER T Flavour Of Ice Cream Triple chocolate. An Actor Toby Maguire. An Actress Tina Fey. A Television Series That’s So Raven. Types of Balls Tennis balls. An Animal in a Zoo Tiger.

Things found in a park Trees. Types of Cats Tabby. A gemstone/crystal Topaz.   A reason a child may be grounded Talking back. A colour Turquoise. Something found in a work office Table. LETTER E Book Author Elle Gray. 

Country England. 

Something that is round Earth. Types of Clothing Earmuffs?  Games played at school recess/lunch Eenie meenie miney mo? lol not a game, but I literally can’t think of anything that stars with an E. A Mammal Elephants. Types of Relatives Extended. A Holiday Destination Europe. Something found in a Forest Evergreen trees. A Colour Eggplant purple. LETTER P Sports Star Peyton Manning. Restaurant Pizza Hut. A Villian Poison Ivy. A Superhero Peter Quill aka Star Lord. A Toy Polly Pockets. A Weapon Pistol. Something that is Square Picture frame. Something used by a bodybuilder Protein powder. Something you would find in a bathroom Paper towels. Something found in a backyard Playground (like a swing set). A Dessert Pie. Type of Exercise Push-ups. Something found in space Planets. LETTER S Something at a picnic Sandwiches. An Athlete Serena Williams. A Body part Stomach. Someplace you want to visit Sweden. An Occupation Secretary. Name Brand Swiss Miss. Something associated with Christmas Santa. Something at a Theme Park The swings ride. A Frozen Food Sorbet. Something you would keep refrigerated Soda. Something Green Spinach. A random word Spaz. LETTER A A State Alabama. A Tool Axe. Something found in a cafeteria Avocados? lol I got nothin’. Something found on a farm Animals. ha. A fear Agoraphobia. Something Sweet Apple fritter. A Dental Procedure A root canal. A Perfume Amor Amor. A Type of Candy Almond Joy. A Type of Chocolate Andies mint chocolate. An Accessory Ankle bracelet. Things Used by the Handicapped Assistive devices. Sounds an animal makes Alerting sounds. LETTER F Something Hot Fire. Something Cold Frozen drinks. A Breakfast Food Fried eggs. A Graduation Gift Funds. A Type of Drink Frappe. Something found in or by the ocean Fish. A Hobby Fishing. A Child Actor/Actress Elle Fanning. A Health Issue/Complication Fibromyalgia.

A Type of Cheese Feta. A Type of Transportation Ferry. A reason to be late Feeling unwell. A profession Firefighter. LETTER G Something that is cold Gelato. A Topping for Pizza Garlic. A College George Washington University. Something with Spots Goals. An Item found in a dresser drawer Gloves. A Way To Relax Gel eye masks. Something found in the Sky Giant clouds. Type of Bread Garlic bread. Something Australian A popular ice cream, Golden Gaytime. A Food: Fried chicken. Something Pink Flamingos. LETTER W Fictional Character Walter White. An Item on a Lunch menu Wheat bread. A Magazine Woman’s Day. A Book Wicked. Something with a Tail Wolf. A Crime I’m blanking. Vanilla Item Vanilla wafers. A Type of Popcorn White cheddar. A Large Ticket Item (Something expensive) Weight machines. An Item you'd find in your grandmas kitchen Whitman’s chocolate. A Dog Toy Kong Wobbler. An Item found in a backyard Water hose. LETTER H Something Sticky Honey. An Award Honor roll. Type of Vehicle Honda. A Herb Horseradish. A Utensil for Cooking Herb chopper. Cosmetics Huda Beauty. A Bad Habit Habitual nail biting. A Reptile Hairy Frog. A Scandal Home wrecker. Monthly Expense Household bills. A Leisure Activity Hobbies. Something found on a Construction Site Hardhat.  LETTER D A Pet Name Dino. A Toy Dolls. Something you can buy used Dresser. A Game Dungeons and Dragons. A Clothing Company Dickies. On Your Feet Doc Martens.  A Candy Dove chocolate. Something you Love Desserts. Someone Famous Dakota Fanning. A Bird Dove. Something you'd pack in a suitcase Deodorant. An Animal Dog. A Website Doordash.com A Cereal I saw that Dunkaroos is a cereal now. LETTER N A Name Nicole. A Food Snack Nachos. An Animal Newt. Something Red Nesquik’s strawberry syrup. Something Blue Navy uniform. Something you can see close by Nice painting by my uncle. An Occupation Nurse. A Movie Napoleon Dynamite. A reason to be late Nauseous. Something you can cook French fries (in the oven). Something you can bake Funfetti cupcakes. LETTER R A piece of stationary Ruler. A place you can visit Rome. Something you'd find in Disneyland Railroad. Something you could use at a BBQ Relish. A Name Rebecca. Something Black Black roses. A type of Car Rolls-Royce. Something in the office Rolling chair. Something Green Radish. LETTER O An Animal Orangutan. A Sea Creature Octopus. Something you would find at an arcade Uhh. A Name Olivia. An Australian Animal Olive Ridley turtle. Something in Nature Ocean. Wildlife Ostrich. A Soda Orange soda. A Colour Orange. A Movie Oliver and Company. A Television Series Once Upon a Time. A Bird Owl. A Medical Procedure Obstetric ultrasonography. Something from History Operation Overlord. Something you would Paint Original piece. A Country Oman. Something Sweet Orange popsicle.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #402

“there’s a space kept in hell with your name on the seat  /  with a spike in the chair just to make it complete”

Have you ever had any really infected injuries? Not an injury, per se, but I've had at least one ear piercing get infected during the healing process. Shit sucks ass. Are you popular on any websites? No. What was the last song you listened to? "Savior" by SWARM. Are you considered popular at school? I wasn't. If you could host your own talk show, would you do it? No. I've got nothing interesting to talk about. If you were starving would you eat food out of a garbage can? I honestly don't know if I could with how squeamish I am about sharing food, even with family. And we're talking about sharing food that's been in the TRASH. Do you know anyone who has changed their first name? I do. Which one of your senses would you be the most devastated to lose? I THINK hearing. I hate silence, so that would just be... haunting. I want to be able to hear people's voices and other sounds. Do you know anyone who has been on life support, and survived? I have no idea. Do your parents have a strong relationship together? God no. They're divorced for a reason. Have you ever read any of Charles Darwin’s works? No. If there was such a thing as a mental health first aid kit, what would you want to be in it? Some ice cream and a Mountain Dew bc I'm an emotional eater, my "graduation" pebble from my partial hospitalization program to remember how far I've come, some cold water to run over my face (or drink), my iPod for music and phone to watch YouTube, a nice, big blanket to turn into a burrito in... that kind of stuff. If you’re in a relationship, are you happy? And if you’re single, are you looking for someone? I'm not actively searching for anyone, no. What is something that people make fun of you for? Always being on the computer. It makes me EXTREMELY self-conscious, and I really wish people would keep their mouths shut about it. Which supermarket do you like to shop at? Wal-Mart. Have you ever been told that your boyfriend/girlfriend wasn’t good enough for you? In the past. Do you think it’s okay to flirt with someone that’s already taken, as long as it goes no further? Fuck no. Do you struggle to say ‘no’ to things you don’t want to do? YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. Someone attractive is staring at you. What do you do? Probably just kinda smile and blush and look down/away. Are you friends with someone a lot of people dislike? *shrug* Favorite photo search engine? Tumblr for gifs, Google or Pinterest for still images, depending on what I'm looking for. Do you doggie paddle or actually swim in a pool? I'll do both, I think? It's been too long since I've swum. Ever made a snow angel? Ye-ep. Would you ever take up smoking? No. I like having operational lungs. Do you laugh at racial jokes? No. Hate to break it to ya, but they're not funny. Book series you enjoyed reading recently? I've been loving Wings of Fire by Tui T. Sutherland, even if I'm reading very slowly. My psychiatrist has given me a new way to approach my hobbies I have difficulty engaging in, so I'm hoping if I keep it up, my rate of reading will speed up! Are there any keys on your keyboard that have letters fading away? Ahaha, yeah... "a," "s," and "d." A true gamer. How "w" is still alive, I couldn't tell ya. Favorite non-chocolate candy? Sour Punch Straws, probably. The red ones, in specific. Last person you texted? My mom. What did you learn from your first job? That I can't work with people. Favorite website from your childhood? I was a Webkinz A D D I C T. Least favorite flavor of food or drink? Cranberry came to mind very quickly. Least favorite pattern? uhhhhhhh Favorite potato food? Either French fries or Lays wavy potato chips. PC or console gaming? I grew up as a console gamer, so I'm kinda biased. Writing or drawing? Don't make me choose!! I get more satisfaction out of drawing something I'm proud of, but I do way more writing. Who would you put before everyone else? My mom, probably. Lamps, overhead lights, fairy lights, or sunlight? Fairy lights are so cute. How many phone numbers do you have memorized? I shit you not, none. What is your third favourite colour? Hm. Maybe rose gold, or lilac. Can you remember your first phone? If so, what kind was it? I'm really not sure, but I WANT to say it was one of those slide-y, compact Blueberry ones? Who is your favourite character from Alice in Wonderland? The Cheshire Cat has always been very alluring to me. What is the last thing you looked up online? The definition to a word just to ensure I was using it correctly. Have you ever had your fortune read? No. I ain't wasting time or money on that shit. Can you read tarot cards? If you couldn't guess from above, I have zero faith in this kinda stuff, so I don't care to learn. Do you prefer lemons or limes? Lemons. I like lime flavoring in some stuff, though. Are your expecting anything in the mail? No. What would you like to see out of your window everyday instead of what you see now? The forest. Do you own a camera? I do, a Canon EOS Rebel T6. Have you ever written a special note in a book? Yes. Early into our relationship, Jason lent me a book to read, and I wrote a lil love letter in it for him. Do you have any artistic talents? I mean I like to think I'm a good writer and a decent artist. Do you remember the last movie you saw while on a date? Yeah, IT with Girt. It was fun because he's a horror pansy, haha. He did fine, though. What would you do if you found out you were pregnant? Freak the fuck out because I haven't had sex in many years, so that thing's coming the fuck out 'cuz it obviously ain't natural. Favorite thing to get at McDonalds? Look man, I'm shameless, I love me a Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. Plus some fries. :x Do you know anyone named Alex? I know multiple people named Alex, actually. Whose house did you last sleep over at? Sara's. In other words, it's been a loooong time.Would you ever record yourself having sex? God no. Like zero judgment to the people that do, but I get NOTHING out of watching others "do it." I've never actually tried watching porn, but I couldn't have less interest. I know I'd hate it, and a lot. Did the vacuum scare you as a child? I don't think it did, anyway. Have you or would you ever use a dating app? One of my most embarrassing secrets is that I was briefly on Christian Mingle. It makes me want to cringe into fucking oblivion. Who are you most nervous about introducing potential significant others to? My dad. He's... a character. What was the most important non-academic thing you learned in high school? That time fucking flies, so cherish every millisecond. Do you and your friends ever talk about your sex lives? Not really. Even when I was sexually active, I was private about that stuff. I don't care if others talk to me about theirs, but odds are I'm not saying much about myself. What were the best and worst interviews you’ve ever had? What made them so good/bad? I've never had a bad interview, but I mean, I've only had I wanna say four in my whole life. None were anything special either, though. Ever put someone else in the hospital? No. Have you ever sold anything on eBay? If so, what? No. What is the best surprise you have ever had? Finding a container of puppy chow underneath the Christmas tree one year. It was my parents' way of telling me we were getting a dog (which I had been nagging them about FOREVER), and next came Teddy. <3 I miss my boy. Is someone in love with you? I wouldn't know. Ever kiss someone on the first date? No. Ever sleep with someone on the first date? That's a hard no. Do you wear cologne/perfume/aftershave regularly? No. Do you snore? No, actually. Pretty astonishing for someone with such severe sleep apnea. When is the last time someone else slept in your bed? When Sara last visited. How often do you dust? Not... nearly enough as I'm supposed to. Mom gets on me about it all the time. What is the most ‘extreme’ activity you have ever done? Ha, nothing wild, I assure you. I guess riding a four-wheeler through the woods once with our former neighbors, who were good friends of ours.. Have you ever rode on a mobility scooter/wheelchair just for fun? Um, no? That's a jackass thing to do. Some people actually need those. Who’s the most controlling person you know? OH MY FUCKING GOD. OUR FAMILY FRIEND TOBEY. EASILY. She seizes control of EVERY situation, even if she has no right to be involved in it. Does anyone keep a photo of you in their purse/wallet, and if so, who? Not to my knowledge. Do you own a microphone? No. Do you enjoy trailers at the cinema? I do! I like arriving in time to see them. Have you ever been burgled? No, thankfully. Have you ever entered anything into Urban Dictionary? If so, what? No. What’s the last live performance you watched on TV? No idea. Have you ever been embarrassed to buy something from a shop? Not to my recollection. It helps that I'm not the one buying things, like ever. What’s the name of one of your friends’ dogs? Buster! :') He's a precious lil bean. Name a pet you definitely wouldn’t want. A GIANT CENTIPEDE. That's one pet in the invert community that I have ZERO interest in EVER owning. Those bitches are scary. Have you ever needed to wear a tie? If so, when/why? Nope.