#I need to record myself :/

[tyttetardis]

Finally managed to record a bit of David at curtain call 😍

Brilliant seeing this incredible production once again - and getting to see what's different and what isn't 🥹🥰

(Please don't repost ☺️)

[swallowtail-lotus]

Husband!Hades headcanons

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I was desperate for Hades at the time

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Fluff-

BEST DAMN HUSBAND!!!💗👏

Even if he's busy with his role as king of the underworld (which is NOT hell), he'll still spend time with you.

He will absolutely help you with anything, just ask.

If it's that time of the month, he will take good care of you. At first it's stressful, but he pushes through to see you happy and satisfied.

His compliments are sometimes hard to fully understand, but he truly means it.

He doesn't usually give you pet names, but he calls you many when he's feeling affectionate. Love, my beloved, my queen and many others.

His kisses are amazing! He'll kiss your forehead, lips, hands, even your face!

When he's stressed, whenever it's from his job or something else, first thing he does is call you over so he can hug you. Look at his arms and tell me you don't want them around you, I dare you.

If you want to play with Cerberus, he'll let you but will keep watch just in case. Cerberus is huge and can accidentally hurt you and he don't want that.

This god is one who puts you above him.

Overall, a husband we don't deserve but need.

NSFW-

Honestly, sex with Hades sounds like a dream come true.

He doesn't want to make you uncomfortable, not does he want to hurt you, so he asks for consent (as any normal person should do)

He's down to try anything as long as it pleases both of you (mostly you)

Hades can be loving during sex, so he'll worship your body, even more if you're feeling insecure about your body.

He doesn't mind being underneath you, but prefers being on top. Seeing your expressions as he thrusts in you is a heavenly sight for him.

If you caress him, he's more than happy to feel your hands on his chest and arms. Just let him return the favour.

And when he returns the favour, he will copy you. If you touched his chest, his hands are groping your breasts. Same will go for any other part you may have felt.

He prefers to do it on the bed, but if he can't, he'll bounce you on his cock as he works.

Sometimes he'll even bend you over and just fuck you right then and there.

With how vocal he can be, it depends. If he's the one taking over, a few grunts and occasionally some quiet moans can be heard. If you're taking the lead, he's a lot more vocal.

Sex with Hades? Sign me the hell up!

[hydrachea]

[jellydragons]

been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me

close ups under the cut!

gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins

[jumbledbee]

Hey guys, um. Can we talk abt the TAS episode where everyone gets a dose of love potion and Kirk and Spock are suddenly really affectionate??? And Kirk is implied to be jealous of Christine??

[ph-cutie]

seamless evrart idling for your troubles

[oniomn]

the siblings are on a road trip!!!!

ty @witchstormm for the little comic idea <33

[mwagneto]

i don't rly care about what's going on with the mcu multiverse or the plot or whatever the only metric of quality wrt deadpool 3 is whether him and wolverine fuck nasty or not. they won't but disney had the potential to make the greatest movie of all time

[themonkees]

Clear out the bird dirt

[pokimoko]

I may be playing a DnD game with my friends in the near future so I thought I'd design a little guy for myself to play. I humbly present to you my bird bard barbarian.

[impossiblefeat]

GIFS YOU CAN HEAR...

[you-know-cchio]

in light of a chinese book being used in the newest book game video, i need an audience member to bring in a book that's entirely in french for aj or spanish for luke. please.

[theunconcernedembalmer]

Purple sop purple sop purple so

[lynzishell]

The Present ❤️ Selvadorada

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Transcript below the cut:

Asher: The sun is starting to go down; we should head back. Atlas: Yeah, you’re probably right. There’s a lookout over here. Do you want to check it out real quick? Or should we turn back now? Asher: We can take a look. A few minutes won’t hurt.

Atlas: Did you mean what you said earlier? That your wish is to be with me forever? Asher: Of course I meant it. Atlas: You know I want that too, right? Asher: I know.

Atlas: The only reason it didn’t occur to me to wish for it is because I’m already yours, for as long as you’ll have me, and I hope that’s forever, but I don’t want it to be because of a wish, I want us to be together because we wake up every day and choose to be.

Asher: I want that too; you know I do. The whole wish thing, it was just a hypothetical.

Atlas: I know. It’s just… Look, I don’t know how to do this, so I’m just going to ask you, okay? Asher: Ask me what?

Atlas: Will you marry me?

Asher: Really? Atlas: Really.

Asher: Hell yes, I’ll marry you!

Atlas: I love you. Asher: I love you too. Atlas: Not to ruin the moment, but we only have an hour to get out of here before it gets dark. Asher: Shit. Okay. Five more seconds and then we can go.

[shimmershy]

Undertale Month Day 6: Home

Reading together! :)

[ckret2]

Hey listen. I heard you were wanting to watch unfandomizable slop so I figured I would offer strange movies ive watched or heard of that really were cheesy or boring but might be an easy way to waste an hour doing something.

Sharknado and all its sequels:

It’s so stupid. It’s so so so stupid and bad and cheesy. It has some blood in it but god it’s just stupid. The sharks??? Get put in tornado??? And in one they get sent back in time??? It’s just. Stupid. Never got attached to any of the characters and could not follow the plot for the life of me so I’m hoping you feel the same.

Birdemic:

Ive only seen this one talked about in the history books of bad movies but OH GOD the clips I’ve seen look horrid.

Little shop of horrors:

This one’s a bit risky. It’s a fun movie but is a bit cheesy. This one’s veering on good since I actually like this one so if you don’t wanna take the risk I understand. Also feed me Seymour ate for some reason.

Snakes on a plane:

I don’t even know what this one is but I have a hint to what it could be. Haven’t watched it but SNL did a skit and my dad said it was bad so I’m assuming it’s bad.

There! A few things Ive watched or heard of that kinda suck. Hope you enjoy or actually I hope you don’t enjoy because these movies are supposed to suck.

You slander little shop of horrors? You say it's merely VEERING on good?! Kinda sucks, you say?! Gasp. Shock. Unbelievable. How could you insult Twoey like this.

yeah I'm familiar with these. I've seen little shop and at least a couple sharknados. I remember when snakes on a plane was a meme.

I see your Sharknado and i raise you Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws, the best bad movie I've ever seen. You can also watch ghost shark 1 but i don't think it's actually related to ghost shark 2 at all and it isn't NEARLY as campy.