#I read that I'll have to pay a fine which is ok but I feel like they're gonna throw me in jail and notify my previous employer

[g4rchomp]

turns out I have been doing something extremely illegal for over a year and now I have to call the irs. living in the nightmare realm right now

[wannaeatramyeon]

ur stuff is so fun to read!! if its ok w u, could u do a taehoon x reader fic where theyre training together and taehoon goes a little too hard on reader? like reader gets upset bc they didnt expect taehoon to go so rough on them and then taehoon spends the rest of the day trying to make it up to them?? ;w; tysm if u do!! have a good one ★

tysm for reading and requesting anon! OF COURSE I CAN! There's a few requests for if X hurts their S/O or the reader. Y'all wanting that sympathy huh?

Seong Taehoon x Reader: Getting accidentally kicked

You had thought that if you were on the receiving end of a kick or a punch, you would be cursing with at least a handful of expletives on reflex. In a serious fight, preferably the adrenaline would flow and you would be able to give back as good as you got.

You had grossly overestimated yourself.

It turns out that, on the receiving end of one of Taehoon's kicks square in the stomach, it actually hurts so much that you cannot utter a sound, struggle to even catch your breath. Bending over double, collapsing to your knees, praying the waves of nausea will pass.

Strong, calloused hands grip you and hold you steady.

It also turns out that Taehoon cannot shut up. Your boyfriend, the sometimes silent but often offensive and deadly type, rambles on and on after the initial shock.

In hindsight, you're not sure which of you is more surprised at his reaction.

"Why the fuck didn't you block? You stupid dumbass. You should have stopped me. How the hell didn't you see that coming? Are you ok? I didn't know you were so weak. I barely even touched you, dipshit. Did I leave a bruise? Were you even paying attention? I didn't mean to hit you so hard. Are you alright? Ugh we shouldn't be sparring, I was worried this would happen!"

Insults and concern all rolling into one big ball of frustration.

And then the waterworks start. You couldn't help it. The pain and Taehoon being so in your face. It's overwhelming. And honestly? Did it also hurt that bastard to hold back a little.

Taehoon absolutely panics. Sure, he's seen you cry before but not because of him hurting you.

Panic leads to your boyfriend not being able to leave you alone. At all.

You don't know whether it starts annoying you or Taehoon first.

Initially, it was fine. You were the one that got the sympathy attention. You didn't mind Taehoon fulfilling your every whim, asking if you're ok, running around for you.

But then it worsened from you being too lazy to do anything to you being forbidden to do anything.

Worried glances drifting to your stomach and ribs every minute, on the minute. Thinned lips and narrowed eyes when you moved at all. Strong arms holding you back and restraining you with an irritable huff and "I'll do it".

If you weren't allowed to do anything then you might as well do nothing.

Might as well just sit there and sulk.

Where the hell had your little nutjob gone? Why was he replaced by a mother hen incessantly clucking around you?

In the end, it was more pain that broke the tension.

Taehoon, in your opinion, flicks you excessively hard on the forehead. A truce, of sorts.

"I know I'm pissing you off. Be careful next time," he says, leaving you to your own devices.

A non-apology from anyone else, a half-apology because you know him.

So you continue to sit and you continue to sulk, only without the presence of your boyfriend next to you.

It feels surprisingly lonely.

Maybe you were too quick to let your temper get the better of you. After all, Taehoon was just trying to look after you, in his own way. It led to you both butting heads but it's the thought that counts.

If you consider it, what exactly are you complaining about? 'Oh no, my boyfriend wanted to make sure I was ok?' Actually, he was overbearing and a little too much. Still.

You grab your phone and reach out-

Y/N: thanks for looking after me

Taehoon: 👍

A thumbs up is good, a thumbs up means it's fine. You know he has no reservation about outright ignoring you.

And because you really do love and appreciate that asshole-

Y/N: love you

Taehoon: 👍

Not 2 minutes later-

Taehoon: ❤️

Taehoon: 🤡

[jxxji0309]

Ticklish

~Made at @sneakylilbartender 's request~

College AU (cuz ya)

Might be ooc

Cussing 🤭

Ctto of the headers

Platonic childhood friends

Kinda smh short

Fluff to romance

I reccomend listening to laufey while reading

It was quite a tiring day for Scaramouche. However, you, his next door dormitory neighbor refuses to let him rest.

"Leave.", Scaramouche said.

"No fucking way", you replied. You didn't want to go back to your dorm room, which was occupied by your sleeping drunk friends.

"Oh my fucking Archons, why did you even have them drink at your place anyway?", he said. He did have to admit he had a soft spot for you since you knew eachother since- who knows your parents introduced you to eachother when you two were very, very, young.

"You know I'm quite generous and I sort of had it planned out... I'll just sleep in my dorm with their stanky asses then". You turned around in quite a rush, but felt a strong grip on your wrist.

"I didn't say you couldn't stay", Scaramouche implied. "But you said- nevermind".

---

There you were, sitting on his bed while Scaramouche was on his phone. But little did you know he was viewing the posts of the friends that drank in your dorm room after partying. You thought about your current feelings for him amidst the creeping silence. Did he find you annoying? Does he want to stay friends?

Does he like anyone?

'Damn my thoughts became deep', you mentally said to yourself . You had a feeling of awkwardness and started to break the silence. So, you had a perfectly and maybe slightly sadistic idea.

'Find his ticklish spots.', is what you thought.

'Okay (Y/n), DO NOT, ABSOLUTELY DON'T FUCK THIS UP.'

"Hey Scara",

"What?", he said with an annoyed tone.

"Are you ticklish?"

Silence.

Scaramouche suddenly felt a slight heat creep up to his face. "So what?!", he remarked. "Oh so you are ticklish, or maybe you're ticklish somewhere...", you said as a devious smirk started to form on your face.

"Then... here!"

You started tickling the spot on his side, just above his waist. He then flinched and started bursting out into a fit of joyful laughter.

"Sto- mph!!" Scaramouche said, getting interrupted as he giggled in between syllables. "Ooh~! It seems that the all so mighty Scaramouche is all so sensitive and ticklish in this spot!~". Scaramouche tried to fit a frown in between his laughter, you were very, very lucky that he didn't lash out at you the first time you said something.

It was quite refreshing though, to both of you. You get to tease the man you like, and he spends another moment of being grateful you're in your life. Honestly, how come you're both still platonic friends?

You eventually stopped as Scaramouche was even more exhausted after laughing. A part of you expected for him to be upset, which was right.

Luckily, for Scaramouche, he knew all of your ticklish spots. "Why you-!", Scaramouche exclaimed as he reached out to the same spot where you tickled him. You bursted out into a fit of laughter as you tried to push him away.

"Aha~! Wait noho~! I'm sorry ok! I'll pay for it accordingl-" you were interrupted with more giggles and laughs. "You should, and you will", Scaramouche said while stopping his revenge to a halt and decided on your punishment.

"For your punishment, I've decided we confess some secret we have to eachother. I won't be unfair with you, so be glad I gave you this kind of punishment."

You were taken aback by his statement. Preparing yourself for this, you've decided to confess this one thing you've been hiding from him all these years.

"Fine, my secret is..."

"Is?" Scaramouche asked. He was curious about what secret you might hold.

"Is that, I've liked you since elementary...."

'What?' Scaramouche thought, a shocked expression painted on his face. He didnt expect this kind of secret, let alone something you've been hiding for years. To think that his feelings were returned by his beloved was the best thing he could ask for.

"Fine then, my turn."

You were getting anxious at the thought of rejection. You thought it was weird of you to just say it to him, but it's better sooner than later since you would become adults soon. You watched as Scaramouche took a deep breath and glanced at you longingly.

"I like you too, (Y/n)".

And there it was, the sentence you've longed for so long, the sentence you didnt think you would be hearing after years. You felt heat rise up to your cheeks as you looked away, embarrassed.

Scaramouche thought you looked beautiful, at this very moment. How weird, wasn'tit? Both of you thinking so similarly and lovingly of each other but ending up hiding it in the end.

Scaramouche reached out to your chin and lifted it up, urging your face to look at his.

"Let's date then".

Your heart was beating so fast, it even skipped a few beats as if it were racing through time.

"I- um-... I don't know. What if-"

"Don't worry about that, nevermind".

You thought he was going to kick you out of his dorm room and avoid you at that moment, but it was rather more of something you absolutely didn't expect.

"I don't like you (Y/n)," Scaramouche stated unfinished, "I've grown to love you", he said with a comforting smile, one you've always adored. It was almost like he was glowing at that moment.

"Sleep beside me (Y/n), let's sleep together."

You nodded as you kept your head down in embarrassment as you laid down with him, your fingers intertwined with his.

"From now on, we're not some platonic childhood friends. We're lovers."

I'm back what's up bitches 💅💅

Request stuff please I want to write more

Maybe every weekend or smth I might get banned from electronic devices (again)

This was supposed to be just wholesome but I wanted to give you all a hearthrobbing read so-

See you again soon!

[yeonjuns-girlfriend]

Make up s*x with Yeonjun 💜

genre: angst/ smut/ oneshot

WARNING ⚠️: arguing, slight violence maybe , cursing, , unprotected, angry yeonjun , a little toxic

Word count 2.k

Summary : you and Yeonjun are at a rough patch in your relationship you get into an argument he goes clubbing and comes back with hickeys.

It was their last week in the US before heading to Indonesia. The boys were eager to spend a week in the US without having to work. You wanted to celebrate with them of course but you opted out wanting  them to fully enjoy the time with each other . You didn't want to distract Yeonjun from enjoying this time with his members. You and him have been dating for about a year now. It's a private relationship but his members know ,after all he did insist on bringing you with him on tour .which you thought was sweet but you felt embarrassed about because you didn't want to be a burden to staff and you wanted to keep your relationship a secret from the outside world to protect him. he didn't care about any of that he just wanted you to be there.

When you told Yeonjun you were going to stay behind he didn't like it   

“ hey, were hanging out all week there's a lot of clubs and parties in LA me and Taehyun want to try so thats whats on the agenda”

“Sounds fun ”

“ You're coming along right ?”

“No i think i'll stay behind”

“What why “

“I just think it will be better if i did “

“You really won't come we barely get to hang out these days because of work and now that i've got time to spare you won't spend it with me”

“Yeonjun i'll join you another day we’ve got all week”

He wasn't satisfied with this Conversation, not thinking clearly because of how exhausted he was from touring. But he began to view you as selfish even though you had good intentions and just didn't want to be in the way. Your relationship has been rocky lately because you feel like you shouldn't have come along. You kinda have been isolating yourself a little and there has been a lot of misunderstanding between you too.

Later that night Yeonjun is about to leave and meet up with Taehyun .He's wearing baggy black pants, a plain black tank top and black collared  jacket . his usual converse giving him a little more height making him tower over you more then before. He grabbed his sunglasses and his bag before walking toward the door. you step in front of him. He's been acting odd since this morning,he's always a little dramatic so you didn't pay it much mind but it's starting to piss you off .

“Your gonna leave without saying goodbye” 

“Im heading out “ he says while not even glancing at you”

“ Yeonjun” you grab hold of his jacket “what's going on with you why are you so upset with me”

He ignores you 

“Ok fine ,if you want to be an asshole so be it” 

He continues out the door. 

Uncomfortable with what just happened you put your hand on your forehead almost regretting how you handled the situation.

You get your phone that is laid on one of the two beds in your hotel room hoping to clear things up before they can further develop. You call Yeonjun but he doesn't answer so you shoot him a text 

9:33 pm 

Y/n: Hey i didn't mean it , can we just talk 

He leaves you on read 

Your relationship with Yeonjun was soft and loving before you joined then on tour. you guys both had your moments when you were frustrated or upset but it never got Serious and it always Straightened itself out within ten minutes of anything happening .You decided to not text or call again because you wanted to give him space. to clear your mind you called Soobin to see what he was up to since he also stayed at the hotel.You and Soobin were pretty close you knew him even before you knew Yeonjun but you guys were nothing but friends you had a sneaking suspicion that if he could he would date you but you played it off as wishful thinking .sometimes his mannerisms came off as a little more than friendly but that was before you and Yeonjun  were together. You ended up stopping by Soobin’s room only getting to knock once before he opened the door.

“y/n what's wrong with your face, did something happen”

“Me and Yeonjun are having a fight”

“ i cant lie im not really interested but if it's why you came then i guess i'll listen “

“No i really don't want to talk about it i just want to hang”

Yeonjun and Taehyun arrive at the club. The music is loud and the room is dark . There are tons of people. Some time goes by and Yeonjun is 6 drinks in and he's having a great time, holding a cup in his hand moving his body to the music Surrounded by people, grinding on the woman in front of him . Taehyun is now on the other side of the club. Memories of you running through  Yeonjuns mine . it angers him. The girl dancing with him gets closer and her Curves rub against him . He doesn't stop her letting his hands Search her body .She continuously brushes against him. But his bulge is struggling to grow. She's not you . and even though Yeonjun is wasted he knows this. The women Begin kissing and sucking  his neck. His phone goes off ,he pulls it out of his pocket and checks the notification, it's the groupchat with you and the members . It was a picture sent by Soobin. a mirror pic  of you and him wearing  facemasks. You were caught off guard . you didn't even notice he took the picture . 

After seeing you in the picture he takes another sip of his drink 

“Lets go to the v.i.p section” the woman says while still sucking on his neck. Before he could respond taehyun pulls him aside 

“Yeonjun you've had way too much to drink we should head back” 

You returned to your hotel room. you and Soobin didn't do much, just a bit of gaming then some skin care. You were surprised to see that Yeonjun hadn't gotten back yet. It's been a few hours. You try calling but there's no answer. You hear a rattling at the door. You get up to see what it is when you open the door. It's Yeonjun he reeks of alcohol and cheap perfume. With the keycard in his hand he stumbles into the room. The first thing you notice are the hickeys on his neck. You're unsure how to react, you don't know if you should explode on him or just hide and cry your eyes out. How could he, you feel so hurt by this your eyes well up with Tears 

“Yeonjun ………..what's that on your neck “

“ its nothing”

“So now your just gonna lie right to my face there's clearly hickeys all over your neck, i can't believe you would do something like this i know we were in a fight but sleeping with another women”  

“Why are you accusing me of that ,when you ran right to Soobin as soon as i left your such a wore you really couldnt resist getting dicked down by my best friend as soon as you got the chance”

“How dear you, I would never do that , and I'm accusing you because I can literally see the hickeys on your neck , I'm dating you. i have way too much love and respect for you to do anything like that”

“Then why would you go to his room wearing those shorts? they Barely cover you your such a slut”

“You know what maybe i did fuck Soobin (you didn’t ),just imagin that while your out grinding with some random trashy bitch im getting fucked hard by your bestfriend”

Yeonjun slams his hand on the wall behind you trapping you in a corner “what did you just say” the look in his eyes and the tone of his voice scaring you straight 

“So its true ,you fucked him” he leaned in so close “your mine you cant just go around fucking my Friends” he puts his hand around your neck . you turn your head away from him disgusted by the smell of  alcohol on his breath

“What?....... You don't like my breath” he grabs your chin forcing you to face him. He begin hiking his knee in between your legs

“Yeonjun stop, your too drunk this is a bad idea”

“Do you really want me to stop, I can already tell you're turned on. I may be upset but im not a Predator if you tell me to stop i will”

He presses his lips on yours “so?….. should i stop”

As much as you know you shouldn't do this right now because it would give him what he wants, you can't resist how good he feels against you. Your mind is foggy and he's all you see. your heartbeat picks up. You place your hand on his bulge gently rubbing it through his clothes  with your warm hands 

“I want you”you say in a low voice while looking up at him

“Wow too different cocks in one night your more of a slut then i thought”

You Squeeze down on his bulge making him release a breathy moan  

“Im not”

He notices the tears that were a little dry by now……. he wipes them with his finger and pulls you into his chest and kisses your head  before taking your hand and bringing you to the bed making you sit on his lap ,his Length so erect it could explode. He looks up at you and Stares for a while 

“I don't want to fight” he kisses your lips down to your neck while rubbing your back 

“I got carried away at the club and i was upset but i didn't sleep with her-”

You cut him off “i know Yeonjun its ok i believe you”

“Did you and Soobin really…..”

“No, we didn't do anything”

You Grind just a little on him not being able to hold back any longer. He pulls your shirt off and to his surprise you weren't wearing a bra he takes a second to enjoy the view touching your chest brushing his fingers over your nippels making them harden. You feel his Tongue glaze over your Nipple while his soft fingers pinch the other one . your head leans back from the pleasure.

You moan his name 

His cock twitches at the sound of your voice 

“Y/n I want to fuck you right now, i cant wait any longer, i need it now”

He lays you on your back with one smooth motion before you could react he was already pulling down your shorts revealing your silky panties.He rips them off with no hesitation he pulls out his Length and lets it sit over your entrance rubbing the tip up and down passing over your clit. Your eyes roll back from Pleasure and the sound of His flesh against yours  

Yeonjun hangs over you his tongue now in your mouth “please take me Yeonjun”

Pre cum spills from his tip he enters you and inch by inch you fall deeper into pleasure getting drunk from it.

Hes pounding you hard and deep his hot breathy moans making it so easy for you to cum all over him 

“y/n you feel sooo good”

You try to talk but can't get any words out. He flips you over and holds your hands behind your back bent over he re-enters you, he goes in so deep it triggers an Orgasm he feels you twitching but continues to pound you with no mercy. Your moaning so loudly you feel his fingers in your mouth, they quiet you down but hearing more of his moans makes you Feral you think you might pass out from the pleasure. The room gets dark and you feel his warm liquid fill you up. He bites your shoulder when he cums. He then sits you back on his lap to just hold you there. Yeonjun gets a bit moody after he cums, he wants to make sure you feel loved afterward.

“Can we just stay like this for a while”

You answer with a smile “of course we can" and cover you both with the blanket kissing him deeply.

[glassofspoiledmilk]

hi :3!! can u write hcs or a short fic of miya chinen with a rich!s/o that constantly spoils him? like, he'd talk about wanting something, and then a second later, that thing is right next to him? HSHSHS SORRY IF MY GRAMMAR'S BADD, ENG IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE :'D

EEEE omg I would love to!! Tysm for requesting 🫶💞

I want it, I got it

synopsis: Miya chinens rich s/o loves to spoil him, especially during the holidays!

WC: 1.2k

"Hey Miya!" You say as you hear him pick up the phone.

"oh hey, what's up?" he responds, the sounds of racing skateboards emitting from the background.

"oh sorry are you at practice right now?" you apologize.

"Yeah, but it's fine, what do you need?' he replied.

"I was wondering if you wanted to go shopping later, ya know for christmas and stuff" you ask as you roll over on your bed.

"sure, what time were you thinking-"

"miya breaks over!"

"crap" he groaned

"text me the time alright? gotta go, love you" he said as he hung up the phone.

You smiled as you gleefully texted your boyfriend the times you wanted to meet up.

“How do you feel about 1:00-1:30sih?”

you then threw your phone down onto your bed and patiently waited for a response.

Growing up rich always made it easy for you to spoil your beloved boyfriend. whether it was clothes or games, everything he wanted, you bought. Every time you would buy him something you could tell he felt a little bad for not being able to pay you back, no matter how hard he tried to hide it. But as long as he was happy, that’s all the return you needed.

At around 12:00 in the afternoon you hear a slight ‘ding!’ Come from your phone.

“Yea sure, i'll meet you at the mall at 1:00”

The message read from your Lock Screen.

You hearted the message and stood up to start getting ready.

You walked into your closet, which housed a tremendous amount of clothing, and grabbed out a comfortable yet classy outfit.

After you changed your clothes, you walked out of the closet and into the bathroom attached to your bedroom.

All of your toiletries were there, ranging from things like drugstore deodorant to luxury perfumes.

You brushed your teeth and then quickly lathered on your favorite deodorant scent.

You opened the drawer connected to your sink and pulled out a hairbrush.

You combed your hair until it was knot free, and then spritzed on a bit of perfume to top it all off.

You start to make your way out of your room and downstairs to the main area. You walk over to your garage and grab your purse off a shelf.

“I’m leaving, going shopping, be back soon!” You yell as you exit the house.

As soon as you enter the garage you kick up your skateboard and start on your way to the mall.

When you arrived at the mall you left your skateboard in one of the bike stands and waited outside for Miya.

seconds upon arrival you hear a skateboard coming up behind you. when you turned around to see who it was, you were met with the face of your boyfriend.

"hey! How was practice?" you say, greeting him.

"it was ok, kinda boring to be honest" he says, parking his skateboard next to mine.

"Well, are you ready to shop?" you ask cheerfully.

"yup" he smiles in response.

the two of you walked over to the entrance and pulled open the large doors.

"So where do you wanna go first?" you ask.

"i'm not really sure, there was this new game i wanted to look at but its kinda expensive" he replies sheepishly

"where can you buy it?" you add.

"I'm pretty sure they sell it at GameStop, why?" he says, giving you a puzzled look.

"well you want it, so I'm buying it for you"

and before he could get another word in, you grabbed his hand and took off towards the store.

it was down the hall from where you were, so it only took a few seconds to get to.

"you really don't have to buy it, it's fine" Miya protested.

"I want to buy it for you!" you say as you drag him into the store.

"So what game is it?" you say, aimlessly wandering around the store.

He stays silent for a moment.

"Splatoon 3.." he says, obviously embarrassed.

you giggle slightly at his reddened face.

you walked over to the section of the store titled "Switch games", knowing that that was his main gaming system.

you scanned the shelves until you came across the package titled "Splatoon 3"

you grabbed it off the shelf and got in line to pay.

"Is this all?" the cashier said as he rang up the game.

"yes" you replied while grabbing your wallet out of your purse.

"Will you be paying cash or card today?" he added.

"card" you said, grabbing your credit card from the wallet.

you slid the card into the reader and paid for the game.

"thank you, have a nice day" the worker said as he handed you the bag.

"you too!" you replied, happily grabbing the bag.

you turned around and walked over to miya, who was now standing against the shelf closest to the line.

"here you go!" you said, handing him the bag.

"Thank you!" he said as he engulfed you in a sudden hug.

you felt your face heat up, but you soon relaxed into it.

"your welcome!" you replied with a laugh and a smile.

he released you from the hug, and while still holding onto your hand, the two of you started to walk out of the store.

"do you mind if we head over to Forever 21? there's some things i wanna pick up" you asked as the both of you reentered the busy mall.

"i don't mind" he said, looking at you with a smile.

you smiled back and you made your way towards forever 21.

When you arrived at the store you wandered around for a bit, grabbing a few clothing articles you liked.

until coming across a sweatshirt.

"omg miya look at what i found!" you exclaim.

you held up a grey sweatshirt that had two cats on it with their tails making a heart.

"isnt it cute??" you add.

"Yea it's cute i guess" he replies.

"you wanna get matching ones??" you ask excitedly.

"sure" he says with a slight smile.

you grab two of the sweatshirts and put them into your basket with the rest of the clothes you had originally picked out.

"hm....well now that we have matching sweatshirts we might as well get matching pants" you say as you start to scavenge for pajama pants.

you look for a good few minutes until you find them.

It was a matching set of pink and black hello kitty pajama pants.

"miya come look at these" you say.

"we should totally match with these" you add with a smile.

"no way i'm not wearing hello kitty pants!" he huffs.

"aww cmon pleaseee" you plead dramatically.

"fine! But only because you want them!" he says.

it was obvious he did not want them just because you did

you giggled at his childishness.

"I think this is all I need, are you ready to go?" I ask.

"yea i'm ready" he says as you start to make your way over to the line.

When the two of you make it to the front of the line, you hand the clothes to the cashier and quickly pay.

"hey..i just wanted to say thank you for everything" Miya said as the two of you started to make your way out of the mall.

"it's no problem! you know how much I love buying you stuff" you say, slightly squeezing his hand tighter.

he slightly leans his head on your shoulder and almost inaudibly says

"i love you" 

A/N: sorry this isn't my best work, I've been feeling really sick lately, but I still hope you enjoy it

[spider-man-199999]

Web love || Spider-Man 4

Summary: Spider-Man saved you that one time when you needed him and now he comes and checks up on you every single day. 

Author's note: I'm honestly so demotivated to write this part since the whole series flopped and idk why

previously on web love: part 1 part2  part 3 

this pic is a representation of how Peter feels about his mixed feeling in this fic 

      "...Life often times opens doors we never really expected to ever be open. And often times these new opportunities lead us to experiencing things we never have dreamed of. And these experiences shape us into the person we become. But sometimes the person we see in the mirror is not the person we want to be. Taking particular roles in life bring us misery, especially when we are not mentally prepared to meet other's expectations for this "social role". And now that we have grown up, we have gone this far, who do we owe it to? When you look back on your life you realize that it's not the groundbreaking turning point that has made us who we are but it was the little everyday things like meeting someone new, doing things you have never done before and generally having the courage to put yourself out there in the world are actually the things that really change us. Those are the things that speak for us the loudest in society and those are the things to which I owe who I am now." Peter's voice rang in the classroom as he read his English essay, his palms sweaty and his cheeks rosy. After he finished his speech the teacher thanked him and told him to sit down and as he walked down to this seat he flipped Ned off, who was filming him with his phone the whole time. 

"What are you doing, nuthead?" Peter whispered to him 

"I'm going to send this to Y/N, she helped you write that and wanted me to tell her how it went. But we live in the 21st century so I thought it would be better to show her instead''

"Sure, fine, even though I probably look like a dumbass-" he started saying as the teacher shushed them. Peter shook his head, getting a text from you. 

Killsforpills: So, I heard the reading went well.

Spywalker: Not bad, not bad 

Killsforpills: PUBG after school?

Spywalker: I have work

Killsforpills: Ok, I'll be playing if you decide to join at some point

After the last time Spider-man had come to visit he had vanished once again. You would spend most of your free time just playing videogames and doing school work. Keeping your thoughts occupied was the best way for your to not go insane after everything. Deadpool stopped showing up as well, which left you thinking that maybe this insanity was finally over for good. Maybe it was time to turn the page and try to find a boyfriend or something. Everyone around seemed occupied with someone else, Peter and MJ, Ned and some girl from their school. You felt left out, crying yourself to sleep more times than you would wish for. 

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Spidey, of course, was not happy about the fact either. He would always check up on you when he could, come see you as much as possible. The issue was that he felt like he had made a really big mess when he visited the last time. He was feeling like a hot mess as well, all these things happening to him. The pressure of being Spider-man, the guilt of lying to MJ about his feelings, the pain from seeing you hurt. It was all piling up, making him slowly lose his mind in all the stress. He would get injure more often than before, do worse on his test. He even seemed to space out often enough to make Ned and MJ worried about him. He would brush it off and tell them not to pay him attention ‘’it’s just superhero things’’ he would say and put on a fake smile for them. It got to the point where Ned had to call and make you try and get something out of him 

“You have to call him and make him play a game together! Please, he refuses to talk to us! We need you to find something out....’‘ Ned whined through the phone, convincing you to help him.

“I don’t mean to be rude but why don’t you ask MJ? She’s his girlfriend, surely she’ll get more out of him than me.”

“We tried everything, you’re our last hope! Maybe he needs someone he doesn’t see every single day to open up to! Just try, ok?’‘ 

‘‘Ok, fine, I’ll try’‘ You agreed with a sigh escaping your lips. 

The ringing sound was filling your ear as you had already dialed Peter, trying to reach him. After a few rings you gave up on the call, throwing your phone on the bed behind you and messaging Ned. 

Killsforpills: He’s not picking up

Iamfriendswithsidey: Call him again. PLEASE

Killsforpills: Surely he would have picked up if he wanted to talk, maybe he’s busy.

You heard the vibrations from behind you, turning to see Peter calling you. Rushing to pick up you stumbled in the bed, groaning as you hit your leg and rolled on the bed, picking up.

‘‘Hey, you called’‘ You barely heard the boy’s voice from what seemed like wind 

‘‘Yeah, I was wondering if you wanted to play some Minecraft, ouch’‘

“What’s wrong?’‘

‘‘Fuck, um nothing, I hit my leg in the bed and it’s bleeding’‘ 

‘‘I’ll be over in a bit’‘ 

‘‘Wait, I....’‘ he had already hung up. 

You felt kind of bad, maybe he thought it was a serious injury and that’s why he was rushing over but in reality it was just a scratch and he was going to go out of his way for nothing. After what seemed an eternity you heard the doorbell, walking over to open the door. Peter walked in with a worried expression on his face, scanning you to see where the injury was.

‘‘What happened? Are you alright?” He asked as he threw his bag on the couch and grabbed your hand, pulling you towards the bathroom.

‘‘Peter, it’s literally just a scratch, you shouldn’t have walked all the way here! I can take care of that’‘ 

He didn’t even bother to listen to you, sitting you down on the edge of the tub and looking through the cabinet for rubbing alcohol and bandages. 

‘‘It’s going to sting’‘ He said in a serious tone, cleaning the wound. 

‘‘You don’t need to do this for just a scratch’‘

He looked up, his gaze piercing right through your body, making you shiver. 

‘‘You’ve done it too many times for me’‘

‘‘I haven’t?”

‘‘I mean you would have done it for me too’‘ he said suddenly embarrassed, placing a plaster on the scratch and getting up. 

‘‘Hey, what’s with your hands?’‘ His hands were all covered in plaster and bandage

‘‘It’s nothing, work stuff’‘ 

‘‘Peter, I’m serious, what’s going on? Ned and MJ are very worried about you, you cut me off every time I try to spend time with you, what’s wrong? You know you can tell me. You’ve been acting kind of odd lately.’‘ 

He looked up, one eye squinting lightly because of the light above you. He put on a fake smile, packing the things he used back. 

‘‘I really do think it would be best for you if you didn’t know’‘ he said softly and got up, walking out of the bathroom and sitting on the kitchen counter (like Spider-man used to do every time he would hag out), grabbing a glass and pouring himself a glass of orange juice. Everything felt oddly familiar when you saw he scene. The way his legs hung, the way he threw his head back as he drank, his jawline. Even the way he wiped his mouth with his sleeve sparked some weird sensation in your chest. You tried to brush it off, trying not to think about it and sat down on the couch, turning the tv on. You two spent the evening playing Minecraft together but by the time Peter had to go it felt like you made little to no progress with him. I guess talking about feelings was not his thing. 

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After Peter left your apartment that night, you couldn’t sleep well. After hours of spinning and tossing around in your bed, all the memories of Spider-Man kept rushing through your head, his voice, the way he talked, the way he moved, everything was adding up in your head, it felt like you were about to explode. You never really spent much time with Peter, especially alone, so you never really had a close observation on his behaviour. Yet, somehow, everything clicked. The clock was striking 2 am when you decided maybe it was finally time to confront the situation. Your feelings were getting caught up in the mix as well, making it even worse. It really did feel like your head was spinning, you couldn’t breathe well, your heart was beating so fast it was going to explode just like your head. A panic attack? You’d didn’t know what to do. The only person you knew you need to talk to was Peter. So, almost on impulse, you picked up your phone and dialled his number. You heard the dial in your ear, it was so loud you had to pull the phone slightly away form your face. Just as you did that, the dial stopped and you heard a faint voice from the small device.

“Hello?”

Your breathing got heavier, your heart started beating faster and the room really started spinning.

“Hello? Y/N, are you alright?” The words echoed in the room, a bit more clear this time, you felt tears rolling down your cheeks.

“N-no” you managed to whisper through heavy breaths

“Where are you?” Peter asked, starting to panic himself, which made you more worried.

“Home” you said softly, breaking down in a cry at this point

“Okay, listen to me. I want you to breathe slowly, follow my lead” he told you, voice still panicked as he started taking deep breaths, listening closely to you as you started copying him. “I’m on my way to you, okay? Just keep breathing”

“I’m so sorry” you muffled out, through soft cries, handing up form the panic and breaking down. You didn’t expect to have a panic attack when you called him, or for it to get worse when you did. You didn’t expect him to actually come around, but he did, at 2:30 am, he was knocking on your door.

You had managed to calm down a bit at that point, opening the door a bit hesitantly. His heart shattered when he saw you like that, immediately hugging you and closing the door behind him.

“What’s wrong? What happened? How can I help?” He asked as he held you close, his scent filled your nostrils and eased your nerves a little bit. You could hear his heartbeat. Why was it so fast? Was was this so scary?

“I want you to be honest with me.” You said against his chest, pulling away shortly after so you could look at his face. “Are you… God this sounds so crazy, I promise I’m not crazy! Are you Spider-Man?”

The words spilled out and it suddenly became silent. Peter let go of you, hands going through his hair as he nervously paced around. He didn’t really manage to put a much of an outfit, he was in sweatpants and a loose white T-shirt that moved up with the motion of his hands and exposed his lower stomach. He seemed like he was having a crisis, walking around, squatting down. He looked very nervous and overwhelmed. Was he the one having a panic attack now? The boy stared at the floor, his hair was all messed up, remaining squat down as he exhaled heavily.

“How… did you find out?” He asked coldly, not looking at you.

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Iamfriendswithspidey: Did you talk to Peter?

The messaged popped up on your screen as you were in the middle of a fight with Peter. You both looked at the phone that was on the couch, the screen showing 3:45 am. Shit, you had been arguing for more than an hour now. The nervous pacing continued for a while from both of you, but the tiredness and the emotional drain was so bad it made you sit down, him on the counter and you on the backrest of the couch, looking at him.

"What did you tell him?" Peter asked, feeling defeated already

"Nothing at all, he asked me to check up on you because you were acting weird and distant. Never got to the point of figuting out what was wrong with you." You replied, voice filled with anger and sadness. The text message was followed by a call, with both of you staing at the screen as it rang, so you could gather your thoughts.

"So..." You broke the silence after Ned gave up "We're set on how you became Spider-man... Care to explain everything else?" You crossed your hands in front of your chest.

"I-" he started, looking down at his lap almost like he was building up the courage. "Well... you see... I don't even know how to explain something I don't understand myself"

"You can try, becuase I'm dying to know why you would do something like this"

"What did I do exactly?"

"Peter...What didn't you do?" You said in frustration, getting up and pacing around again "You would come here, spend time with me for a month straight, every fucking day. You would make me laugh and comfort me and get to know me and all of that bullshit and then leave like it meant nothing! Did it really mean nothing to you?''

"Of course it meant something!'' he jumped off the counter catching up to you to grab your arm "I wouldn't have done any of this if you meant less. I overstepped all of my boundries to be here with you.''

You looked at him, tears starting to stream down your face.

"So you could abandon me? Like you didn't care? Like I was nothing? I spent weeks crying, trying to figure out what I did wrong to push you away" You pulled away from his grip, breaking down in front of him. You could see his emotions getting the better of him as well, his breathing rapid and sharp, his fist clenching.

"You thought it was easy for me too?" He asked, anger bubbling up in his chest. "To have so many people dependent on you? To be constantly scared that the people you care most about could end up hurt because of you?"

"So you thought disappearing on them would make it all better?"

"No, not at all" He let out a sigh, looking down at his lap again. "It just got so complicated, the more I came over, the closer we got and then I just-" He looked back up, looking at your teary eyes "I couldn't help it, I really couldn't, we clicked so well and it was so easy with you and I... I just fell for you, so hard, I was terrified, I couldn't tell you as Spider-Man, I couldn't tell you I was Spider-Man... I had to find some other solution"

"You know what the worst part about this is" you said between sobs "It's that I feel in love with you too''.

He pulled you in after that, hugging you tightly. You tried pushing him but he was much stronger. You cried into his chest, gripping his shirt. He didn't say anything, hot tears streaming down his cheeks as he rested his chin on top of your head.

"Stop" you begged him "Please stop doing this, now that I know it's you, it hurts even worse"

"Why?" He asked, trying to keep his voice as steady as possible

"Because you're dating someone else" you said, helplessly hitting his chest with your fist, trying to make him let go. "Please let me go, I can't do this"

"I'm not letting you go" He shook his head, kissing your forehead "I'm never letting you go, I'm sorry for everything, if I were more of a man, none of this would have happened''

You continued helplessly hitting him, crying in his arms. He hugged you tighter, crying into your hair.

"I would understand if you never want to see me again" he whispered.

"I don't hate you, Peter'' you whispered back. "I just need some time to process all of this"

[michelleleewise]

1st of all love the stories, made me love Loki more and thanks for the follow back. 2nd I am wondering if you can write about how the reader returns to the tower after another bad online blind date and she just wants to lock herself in her room when Loki (who has a major crush on her) sees her from afar and Thor pushes Loki to finally tell her how he feels about her.

Hii!!! Thanks so much for sending this to me!!! And thank you so so much for reading!! It means the world to me!!! I tweaked it just a liiiiiiittle bit, hope that's ok!!!! Hope you like it.....💚💚💚💚

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Blind Disaster

Pairing: Loki x reader

Warnings: tiny bit of angst, pining, blind dates, swearing

Summary: you had no luck meeting men, so you decided to try online blind dating, will Loki confess his feelings before it's too late.......

You stormed off the elevator, making your way to the kitchen after the date from hell. Slamming your purse into the counter "God I hate men!" You yelled kicking your shoes off. "You ok love?" You heard from the living area, looking over seeing Loki in his chair with a book. "Sorry Loki, I didn't see you there " you said sighing. "I'm fine, just.......men." You said putting the kettle on grabbing a mug. Loki set his book down, coming into the kitchen sitting on a bar stool "so, what happened this time." He asked grabbing an apple from the fruit bowl.

"Well first, I got all dolled up to go to some cheap burger place, which I was fine with. But then he insisted we go dutch, what guy does that?" You asked seeing Loki furrow his eyebrows "Oh, it means pay separately." You said "He wouldn't pay for your meal?" Loki asked "no, he wouldn't, but that was whatever. Then, he kept getting text messages, completely ignoring me, oh and theeeeeeen, when the bill came he asked for take out boxes and took my leftovers!" You said slamming your hand on the counter.

"Oh, and I have to tell you the kicker, are you ready?" You asked, leaning ok the counter, putting your chin in your hand seeing Loki nod "He told me, that I was boring! Me, all this...boring!" You yelled motioning around yourself as the kettle screamed. "You are far from boring darling, and you look lovely tonight." Loki said smiling. "Thank you Loki, but I think I may die alone surrounded by cats." You sighed hearing him laugh. "I doubt that very much." He said fidgeting with his hands. You finished your tea, setting it down rounding the counter holding your arms out "c..can i have a hug? You have the best hugs." You pouted watching him smile "come here love." He smiled as you dove into his arms.

You wrapped your arms around his neck, burying your face in his hair, feeling his arms wrap around your middle, squeezing. You inhaled deeply, taking in the scent of leather, and old books and something you couldn't describe "you smell good, did you know" You breathed feeling him laugh "Yes, you've told me many times love." He said resting his chin on your shoulder. You squeezed a bit tighter, willing the hug to never end as you looked up seeing Thor.

"Oh, hey Thor, how are you?" You asked pulling away from Loki, his arms slowly leaving your waist "my apologies, I didn't mean to intrude." He said looking between you. "Oh, you didn't, Loki was just cheering me up from my nightmare of a date." You sighed grabbing your shoes and purse "You don't have to go love." Loki said watching you grab your tea. "I'm actually pretty tired, I'm gonna turn in, I'll see you in the morning. Goodnight Loki, Thor." You nodded, making your way down the hall to your room.

"Brother, when are you going to tell her?" Thor asked walking around the counter. "I'm not sure what you mean." Loki said biting into his apple. "Loki, you may think me a fool, but I am not blind, go to her and tell her of your feelings." Thor said leaning on the counter. "Thor, you really should stay out of things that don't concern you." Loki snarked hearing Thor laugh. "Oh brother, I have never known you to be a coward." Thor said shaking his head. "I beg your pardon?" Loki asked tilting his head.

"Well, it seems to me, you are afraid of what lady y/n may say yes?" Thor asked "You do not know of what you speak." Loki snarled standing up. Thor rounded the counter, placing a hand on Loki's shoulder "Loki, you underestimate yourself, If you go to her, now, I believe you will be surprised at what you find out." Thor said winking before leaving down the hall. Loki sighed, throwing his apple away "Well, let's see if your right for once brother." Loki said to himself making his way down the hall.

Loki stood frozen in front of your door, willing himself to knock when he heard a sniffle, were you crying? "Darling, are you awake?" Loki asked lightly knocking "one second." He heard you say before he heard a loud thump "ow shit." You yelled "are you alright in there?" He asked "yes, I'm fine. One second." You yelled. A few minutes later you opened the door rubbing your knee "Sorry, I fell down trying to get to the door." You said looking up. "D...did you want to come in?" You asked seeing Loki nod.

"Are you ok?" He asked sitting on the couch watching you hobble to the other side, eyeing your tight shirt and sleep shorts that showed off your legs "yeah, it'll probably just bruise." You said sitting down. "No, I mean....before that. I thought I heard you.." he trailed did seeing your red puffy eyes. "Oh, yeah no I'm fine, really." You said looking down. "Umm, what were you needing?" You asked "hmm?" He asked "the reason your here, did you need something?" You asked watching him fidget with his hands.

"Yes, that. Well y/n, I was....well you see i was wondering.." he rambled. You scooted closer, grabbing his hand "it's ok Loki, what is it?" You said as he tilted his head, looking you in the eyes "y/n, there's something I need to tell you." He said shifting to face you. "O...ok." You said facing him. "Y/n, i....I like you." He sighed watching you "Well, I like you too." You smiled.

"No, i....I want to take you out, and hold you when your sad, and kiss you when you feel down, and cuddle while we watch movies and...." he rambled on, a smile breaking across your face as you covered his mouth with your hand "Loki, I would love nothing more" You smiled. You slowly slid your hand down to his neck, moving to his nape, gently pulling him forward, looking into his eyes, watching his shoot to your lips and back making your smile.

You closed your eyes, gently pressing your lips to his. It was soft, and chaste pulling back slightly to gauge his reaction seeing him smile. You felt his hand gently cup the back of your head, pulling you forward as his lips gently pressed to yours, slowly deepening it, running his tongue slowly across your bottom lip. You parted your lips, his other hand cupped your cheek feeling his tongue slowly glide past your lips, hearing him moan when your tongue slowly darted out, tangling with his, your other hand gripping the collar of his shirt.

You slowly pulled back, sucking his bottom lip hearing him groan. He placed his forehead on yours looking into your eyes "God your a good kisser." You told him hearing him laugh. "May I take you out tomorrow? Whatever you would like to do." He smiled "yes, I would love to, under one condition." You said "and what would that be?" He asked "you kiss me like that again." You blushed looking down. You felt his fingers on your chin lifting your head up "Oh my pretty girl, I intend on doing much more then that" He winked pressing his lips to yours again.

You would do anything as long as he kept kissing you....

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[picklebunbun]

can you write needle trying to comfort reader (fem) about being lonely and she gives love advise

—— ミ✩ needle x fem! reader

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either way

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• fem reader, she/her pronouns, feminine terms

• genre: angst and fluff

• mentions romance, but you can read it as platonic

summary: needle finds [name] crying and comforts her, [name] needs love advice

[angel’s note 👼🪽: ok so I’ll try to get through this quickly, my friend @lunnarsky requested this and did that at gun point so in order for me to not die I'm doing this story, she recommended the song btw, also didn't know if this should be human au but y'know think whatever you want]

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3rd person POV:

It was a nice day out, it was also the "once in a while" breaktime in the competition. Needle was walking around the foresty-plains that, at least for now, was her home. Honestly, she was getting bored just walking around, she'll just talk to pin or coiny for the meantime I guess, Needle was about to turn around before she heard crying, the person seemed to try and shut themselves up so no one would hear, but Needle ended up hearing it anyways. She inched her way towards the source of the noise, careful not to make a sound.

Once she got close enough, she could see the apparition of the weeping competitor. It was [name], Needle gasped, gaining [name's] attention

"n-needle..?"

"[name]?! Why are you crying..?"

[name] wiped away her tears, she calmed her sobbing to just a few sniffles, leaving her voice nasally and quiet

"it's... it's nothing.. I'm fine.."

"don't try to hide it, I already know you were crying, but why?"

"it-it's stupid, you'll think so anyways"

Needle kneeled down next to [name's] body, she wasn't sure what to really do with her hands, but ultimately, she chose rubbing [name's] back. She wasn't used to comforting people, she knew who she hated, which was quite a lot of people, and barely comforted anyone. In Needle's life, she mostly stuck by people who consoled anyone, like leafy, the person either did it for personal gain for their reputation or they were genuinely kind. Although, [name] was someone that Needle liked.

"aw, c'mon, don't be like that! Even if it is then that doesn't mean I'll leave you here crying"

"uhm.. err...fine, it's just.. someone I like never pays attention to me.. and I've just been alone for a bit, it's just hard not having anyone and you're just left here soaking in your own sadness.."

It was a bit hard to believe someone like [name] couldn't find someone, she was actually pretty cool and seemed to get along with most of the folk here. What [name] said actually struck a chord with Needle, it felt almost identical to what Needle felt, and the fact that [name] thinks so lowly of herself made Needle feel bad for her, and kind of angry that she could say that to herself. This wasn't about her though, it was about the poor girl infront of her, comforting her, making her feel safe, and maybe give her something to drink after this because she was genuinely worried.

"emm.. well.. who's this 'lucky someone' you like?"

[name] giggled ever so softly

"I can't tell you that.. it's so embarrassing.. I haven't told anyone that I have a crush yet, they might make a big deal out of it"

"hmm..? So why'd you tell me?"

"I don't know.. Maybe it's cause you feel safe to be around, you're not that loud so maybe I'm drawn to you more.."

Well, [name] sure knew how to make someone blush. It wasn't like Needle had a crush on her or was in love [well, that's mostly up to you], but hearing compliments about her spew out of her mouth, Needle couldn't help but turn red. She cleared her throat while trying to keep her composure as calm as possible, but on the inside she was screaming. She hasn't gotten such a flattering remark like that before, but she'd be lying if that didn't just boost up her confidence like a firework.

"ah..well, th-thanks.. err.... what about you though? Anyone would be lucky to be with you!"

"I'm.. not so sure.."

Needle bit her bottom lip, not really sure what to do. She wanted to be honest but really wasn't sure if [name] wanted advice in the first place, she basically waltzed to her and found her like this anyways. Though, Needle needed to connect with [name] and that meant that Needle needed to be sincere with her.

"mm... [name]? Can I be honest with you?

Something dropped in [name's] stomach, she thought something dreadful was going to come out of Needle's mouth, but she couldn't simply say no, it would be too awkward. Her mind was interrupted when a hand was removed from her back and her friend's body got more closer. As Needle spoke, [name] listen to every piece of her speech, it wasn't as bad as she thought it was going to be.

“[name], you’re actually a sweet girl, I’m not sure you should be stressing out over this. Even if you end up with no one, you still have friends to support you, you’re not completely alone. You still have me too..! This person will like you! I’m sure of it!”

[Name] looked at her dead in the eyes, she was about to cry again, not because Needle somehow made her upset but because it’s nice to be reminded that you’re important. Needle got nervous, did I say something wrong?, she felt terrible, Needle thought that she was doing a good job! Thoughts started pooling in her mind, she thought she was going to pee from panic and freight, until she felt a hug embrace her.

“thank you, Needle, t-that means a lot.. thank you..”

Needle stayed motionless for a moment before ultimately wrapping her arms around [name]

“you’re welcome, [name]”

[whiskersz]

Haaaaaaiii (mysteriously) i was wondering if I could ask for both matchups? :33 (you don't know me btw...)

My name's Tezel, I'm a 20 yr old agender aromantic bisexual and I go by they/it!!

I'm not entirely sure how to describe myself, but I guess I could say I enjoy spending time with others a lot! I always try to be friendly, and when I feel comfortable enough with someone, I might end up talking way too much...Sometimes I feel like I should probably apologize to them!

Also, I'm not really one to judge people, so I always try my best to be as understanding as possible. I'm not someone who gets angry w their friends easily either...Guess that'd take a lot!

As for my interests, I really enjoy drawing, and I also really like listening to music! ^_^ Something else I enjoy is collecting plushies, so I will always be extremely thankful to anyone who'd think of giving me one as a gift! Also, I absolutely love dinosaurs, so I might accidentally go on a ramble about them with someone I'm speaking with! I just think they're neat :P

Something else about me, which I'm definitely not proud of, is that I easily end up getting anxious over the silliest things. If it gets too bad, I might try to seek comfort from my friends or anyone I'm close to. Usually, that helps a lot.

If I'm close enough with someone, I will definitely be very cuddly around them, or at least give them hugs often! Of course, if I'm not sure if they're comfortable with it, I will ask beforehand if they're ok with it! I always value people's feelings before my own.

And lastly, I know many random facts about animals, so I'll often bring them up to people I'm speaking with if a certain animal is brought up or if I'm asked something about it! I'm often told I know a lot a lot about them :3

Anyways, that should be everything. I really hope the info I gave you works just fine!! Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to do this... ^_^

(bgff)

Hey you!! I finally got to your matchup, yay!! Now, I know veryyy well who your favourites are – but! I tried to read this as if I didn’t know you, apologies if the characters I chose aren’t really of your liking, I tried XP

With aaall of that said, your romantic matchup is...

Sir Pentious!

I can totally see you and Pentious bonding for a very wide number of reasons. I don’t usually do this in matchups, but I can see you approaching him first and complimenting him on how cool he looks – he’s a snake after all, and you love animals -; he even sounds cool, with all the inventions he comes up with! He’d get really flustered over someone paying this much attention to him but at the same time be very proud of himself, and he’d totally take some time to brag a little, encouraged by your shower of compliments. This is kind of how your first meeting would go, in my opinion!

After that, you two would be inseparable: you’d ramble about your interests and he’d ramble back about his, and you’d give each other opinions on what the other has said. This would continue for hours on end! He’d also grow so fond of you to let you witness him and the egg boys at work; you’d think of this as the coolest thing ever. Eventually, you’d end up dating, probably planning to confess in the same exact moment too. It’d be a bit of an awkward confession, but one full of chuckles and hugs and reassurance!

Pentious is a biiig cuddle bug – he loves hugs, snuggling up against you, hand holding and when you do all of that to him! Therefore he doesn’t mind your hugs at all, he actually asks for them himself. He’s the type to hold your hand under the table while you’re all having dinner at the Hotel and then blush about it, and he also plays with your hands a lot. his hand is probably pretty big and slender, so he loves to point out how small your hands are compared to his.

He absolutely adores when you show him your art, he definitely goes a little overboard with compliments sometimes as he tends to exaggerate things in general but he does think everything that he says, so his comments are very genuine. If you draw him sometimes he’ll be very flustered about the fact that you find him handsome enough to make him a portrait!

He’s actually the type of demon to sit down next to you if he notices you drawing and join you in your activity. Not that he’s great at it himself, but what matters is that he’s willing to spend some quality time with you doing something that you enjoy.

You and Pentious also don’t get on each other’s nerves often at all. If one of you does something mildly annoying you both always end up apologizing immediately afterwards in fear that the other will get mad at you, so it’s very rare that you get mad in this relationship.

Also, if he does do something that upsets you, he’ll be feeling awful all day and do something to cheer you up, like get you a new plushie or bake something for you. Not that he doesn’t do little acts like these randomly during your relationship too though; he’s actually a big gift giver and he loves acts of service so it’s not rare for him to show up at your bedroom door with a trail of freshly made cookies or a handmade little gift. In fact, most of his time in his room/studio is spent figuring out what to make for you next!

When you start panicking over something for the first time, he gets a little bit anxious himself as well, not going to lie. With time though he learns that all you really need from him is for him to act natural and distract you a bit with some silly jokes, and perhaps a bit of light hearted comfort and a cuddle. From that point on he cherishes it every time you turn to him for help, as you’re his first supporter too.

I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing it!! As for your platonic matchup, I think you’d be besties with...

Charlie!

To start off, these will be a little bit on the shorter side as they’re platonic headcanons. Anyways, you and Charlie sure love to hang out and listen to each other ramble! She’ll stare at you with big wide eyes and wonder on her face as you spew facts about dinosaurs and animals; she’ll be especially interested on the cute ones, she adores cute things!

She’s also big on physical affection, so she will never decline a hug from you! Now, longer cuddling sessions might be a little off-limits as she’s dating Vaggie and the latter can get a bit jealous over these things, so you both decide to respect her and stick to hugs and the occasional friendly hang holding while walking around.

Charlie gladly joins you and Pentious in your drawing sessions; she’s a little better at drawing than he is, and will fill the entire page with doodles of hearts and rainbows and stars if you don’t stop her...it’s very endearing!

She values everyone’s feelings a lot, so when she senses that you’re in distress she’ll immediately be by your side. She can be a little bit awkward at offering advice sometimes as she doesn’t have much clue of what goes on in humans’ minds after all, but she’s trying her best to cheer you up and that’s what matters. She will also refrain from judging you herself, as she is the Princess of literal Hell.

Charlie loves your plushie collection; she’s got one of her own! She’s obsessed with taking pictures of her plushies so she’ll definitely do the same thing with yours, too, especially the ones that she finds adorable. When your birthday or some other kind of celebration comes around, a plushie will definitely be her main present from you; she might let the secret escape though while excitedly asking which ones you’d like to get if somebody got you one, right now...

(bgff <33)

[trolagygirl2022]

Yang hyunsuk has been imprisoned for 3 years sooooooo we're possibly being fooled again with the debut news because my gut says its 2024 due to ygs business tactics as it is the BP disbandment rumours have been going around and his own legal case if messing up the image of the company like dude we heard the same things a month or two back about them debuting in September and we got nothing.there is gonna be a MASSIVE change in the group which will prolly lead them to once again plan shit properly for them,when that happens there will possibly be success and the girls will be fine.

The tarot cards I got were death,the world,wheel of fortune, hermit,10 of pentacle, patience.

You can write your observations about my cards too if you want to.

Your opinions on this.Can you do a reading on this?

I'll just do a general reading on BabyMonster

Knight of Swords, Cups and Wands. The Lovers, Judgement rev, Ace of Pentacles, The Fool, Nine of Swords, Page of Wands, Ten of Wands, Six of Cups.

They are working hard on the debut, adding some finishong touches but the Judgement rev is giving me a bad feeling. A possible scandal may happen. When I asked about the Judgement I got Six of Cups so it's something someone did when they were younger or it's one of the younger members (or a water sign).

What is this scandal? The fool, Nine of Wands, Ten of Pentacles rev, Temperance, Six of Pentacles (when I asked about this Six of Pentacles I got: Three of Cups, Knight of Wands and Two of Cups). King of Cups rev (I asked more about the KoC rev and I got: The Hanged Man, The Hermit, Ace of Pentacles, Nine of Swords.

Ok.. I lokey feel someone payed their way into the group (allegedly for entertainment purposes only). Or that some money is involved. So the person represented by the Six of Cups is the King of Cups rev. This person is pretty bratty, emotionally immature, snarky and probably pretty sensitive. They are like more withdrawn and hidden then the other members (I'm picturing if everyone else were to take a picture she would have an attitude and sit in the corner, I'm also imagining the members being like "what's up with her/ what's her problem".) She may have anxiety or she is causing issues in the group. With the Hanged Man she doesn't gaf because she's all like " You can't kick me out because my dad/family funds this company, blah blah blah". She most likely has connections with YG. I feel that the others are working really hard meanwhile behind the scenes she's all like "whatever" and doesn't give in as much as everyone else does leaving everyone frustrated. The energy is quite rocky here and it seems to be causing some issues. This person may be doing risky things or being immature (picture everyone at Niagra falls right, everyone is staying where they are supposed to be meanwhile this one is walking over the fine rop, silly example but that's what I'm getting here.) Very bold idgaf energy.

[blackorechan]

CHAPTER REVIEW: JULY 2023

i'm gonna try something new out: chapter reviews! mostly because oh my god i really wanna talk about this chapter. it's about poppy playtime legally distinct survival horror let's plays!

for your reading convenience, i have TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY edited in english dialogue and some misc text

let's fuckin GO.... !!!!!!! wait goddamnit this means i was too late to write that twitch streamer black au

so, before anything else, i really need to bring something up. like, it's not even relevant to the chapter i just kinda need to

black channel acknowledging and deliberately paying homage to garten of banban is going to fucking kill me. do you understand. this chapter's about poppy playtime but there are pages referencing banban too. the general theme for this issue BC-wise was "foreign horror games"

ok actual review time for this chapter

we start off seeing that satoshi is getting into horror game let's plays! he's too scared to play the games himself, so he just watches commentary channels play them.

now, why the fuck satoshi would still be scared of indie horror games right after he watched black grow twice the size of the earth and crush an alien military squadron with his bare hands and also get shot with a pistol, kinda like what happened literally the chapter before this, i don't know but, eh, hey, he's ten and i barely processed all that myself

black proposes they make a video so satoshi can learn to be just like the let's players he watches play those survival horror games! then he could be a famous youtuber, so he says

satoshi hesitates, but with some Encouragement from camera-chan, they set off

so, here we reach the part of the chapter where they are literally just playing poppy playtime basically.

this chapter's writing really shines through with a really fun detail though..

throughout this chapter, we can see the viewers on black's livestream send chat messages! they tend to be really rude about satoshi being scared shitless, making fun of him, generally behaving as a livestream chat does

i obviously am well versed in twitch, and though i think this is intended to be youtube livestreams for obvious reasons, it does feel a lot like watching an actual livestream to see the little comments heckling satoshi as he goes. it's just a fun detail!

it's pretty clear the complexity of the previous arc had an impact on the style kisaichi wants to pursue for this series. the shading especially stands out much more now, and there seems to be a better balance between comedic beats and the scary ones!

black's "asshole older brother and younger sibling he torments" dynamic with satoshi also has plenty of wiggle room this chapter! it's the reason they're doing it in the first place (and camera-chan's Encouragement), and black does not miss an opportunity to fuck with his stream co-host.

i'm having fun with the stream chat could you tell

but, we can only have so much for fun and games with our trio. there's something big, an elephant in the room...

or a cat, a cat works too.

this is "nyan-nyan", our not-huggy wuggy who is not so subtly also a nod towards banban. nyan-nyan does the exact same thing huggy wuggy and banban do in the game. it chases you!

it's at this point in the game, satoshi gets stuck. every time he tries to get past nyan-nyan, it kills him. but it's just a video game so he's fine, he respawns. it's fine. it's probably fine.

the story beats really resemble poppy playtime from this point forward, right down to "poor" huggy wuggy-sorry, nyan-nyan's fate, which by the way takes the cake for one of the most gruesome things i've seen in this series so far, but i'd rather just wrap up with this and give my final thoughts on this whole chapter!

VERDICT: REALLY GOOD!

"aren't you an indie horror nut, like, especially for the bad ones-" yes and that's why i reviewed this chapter! thank you for noticing how biased i am in this chapter's favor (especially after whatever the FUCK happened last month)

i'll be honest. this chapter is better than both the games it's paying homage to, because i actually did get startled when i swiped to the next page a couple times, which is not something i can say either poppy playtime or garten of banban themselves got out of me

the previous arc was dragging on so long i'd almost forgotten the horror aspects of the series. almost. not quite, not quite.

so, that's my two cents on the poppy playtime / garten of banban parody chapter! little early for halloween, but appreciated nonetheless.

besides, who wouldn't love that face? the answer is my boyfriend who got jumpscared multiple times in our dms when i showed him this panel

[discocandles]

Charlotte, Henry, and Jasper hcs:

-Jasper gives the best cuddles in swellview, it's unreal. Piper has agreed, and she can barely stand physical contact with other people outside of a firm handshake or the contact needed to maim someone; a fist bump if you're lucky. it's also most common that Jasper is the first to ask about cuddles, especially if he notices Henry or Charlotte might want that.

It's not uncommon to see Charlotte doing homework in junk n' stuff laying against Jasper while he scrolls on his phone. Honestly, it's bad for her productivity(not as bad as the man cave but still). She wants to get her shit done, but that requires grabbing her backpack, and it's comfy where she's at right there. After like a minute of mentally being at war with herself she'll be like "Is it ok if I go to the man cave to grab my backpack? I'll be right back." and Jasper's like "yeah, no problem." and Charlotte's like "ok thanks".

-They have a 1 spotify account between the 3 of them. How they manage to share a singular account is beyond me, and the laws of reason, but they do it. It's technically Henry's account, given he pays for the premium subscription, but it wasn't just his for more than like a week. Their spotify wrapped playlist is disjointed to a comedic degree. Don't even try to get through their liked songs.

They have separate personal playlists for their personal favorites. but the playlist names are indecipherable if you are not them. and they will judge each other's music tastes in the playlist description.

-This might be canon, but Charlote can read Henry like a book. Henry's eyebrows move a centimeter, and Charlotte is getting a burrito bc she sees that he's craving one. She knows the degree of "Is Ray shitting me?" that Henry is feeling the second he comes out the tube, the mask affects nothing. Everyone kinda writes it off like "It's a bit creepy, but it's also Charlotte" & "that's a normal smart person thing to do." which no, it isn't.

Charlotte is most accurate with Henry, but Henry can read Jasper better than Charlotte can, and Jasper can read Charlotte better than Henry. It moves in a triangle of sorts. They also read each other's emotions in different ways. Charlotte goes off of facial expressions, Henry by the tone of their voice, and Jasper by general body language.

-Henry is probably the best cook out of the 3 of them. None of them are particularly bad at cooking per say, but Henry is the best at it. He tries to play it off at times and suggest that they get take-out on his nights to make dinner, but that's almost always a no from Charlotte and Jasper unless he's exhausted. Also the take-out in dystopia is terrible, even by shitty take-out standards. Like you do not get take-out in dystopia unless you *have* to.

Henry's weak link? Grilling/Barbeque. The guy won't turn hamburgers into hockey pucks, but he hates working a grill, and the grill hates him back. But that's fine, as Charlotte was taught by the Lord of Barbeque, her uncle Rosco. And in terms of baking, Henry and Charlotte love Jasper's baking too much to try and replicate it. It works out well for them in the kitchen.

-Henry and Charlotte were in competition for best driver sophomore year. It started as a joke of who would chauffer and who would pay for gas. But then they were in the same car for driver's ed and shit got intense. They would point out if the other was one mile over the speed limit, roasting the other's parking, grilling each other on the exact meaning of signs.

They got their driver's test scores and it turns out Jasper is the best/safest driver. Henry and Charlotte tied at the decent score of 79, but Jasper got a 96. He jokes its his way of recovering after experiencing Piper drive in the graveyard, which she scoffed at. So Jasper is the chauffer while Henry and Charlotte pay for his gas.

-honestly it's a good rule of thumb that if two of them are competing, the other person will win. Jasper and Henry racing to the swellview pool in the summer? Charlotte's already there. Jasper and Charlotte at each other's throats over who gets the last slice of pie? They turn around and Henry's watching them while eating the piece in question. Henry and Charlotte are spending all day trying to beat a high score in a video game? Jasper takes a turn and his score is undefeated for a week.

When schwoz first pointed it out, it was kind of a point of contention. the 2 competing would glare at the 3rd person before snapping back to glaring at the other. But after the driver's license competition, it just became funny. Charlotte and Henry saw Jasper asking Piper and Ray their scores, laughing his ass off as grumbled about just barely passing his drivers test. And joined in laughing as Piper growled at him, but not quite ruing the fact the dmv fucked up about her license.

[helloitsbees]

headcanons for lesbian chainshipping :)

HI OK IM ON MY LAPTOP NOW!!!!

okay so I have so so many thoughts about these dykes (and also im gonna use the canon + names from the last tender place because im fucking obsessed with it and have read it like 20 times) (also this will get nsfw but I'll put that behind a cut):

Lauren has always known she was a lesbian but only came out after graduating from med school because she was afraid her parents wouldn't pay for her education if they knew she was gay. She was semi-wrong about this, her dad was fine with it & loved her unconditionally but she's only on speaking terms with her mom because she and Allison were able to give her a grandchild, and even then their relationship is considerably more chilly than it was before Lauren came out.

Addie is a surprisingly good cook with a natural aptitude for improvising, the only thing standing in her way is her ability to afford good ingredients for the things she cooks. She's pretty edgy about accepting Lauren buying her things (it makes her feel like Lauren's sugar baby [which Lauren is into, privately]) so when Lauren pays for the groceries that Addie picks out, everyone wins because Lauren, Allison, Diana, and Addie get a fucking delicious three-course dinner out of it, and Addie gets to live out her celebrity chef dreams. Diana helps her cook sometimes, and Lauren's phone wallpaper is a picture of the two of them laughing hysterically about some forgotten joke over a boiling pot of homemade spaghetti sauce.

Lauren used to wear a lot of skirts prior to losing her foot, but she doesn't like how her prosthetic attracts attention when it's bare so she mainly sticks to pants post-trap. Addie thinks that's absolute bullshit because if anybody's going to stare, it's because her girlfriend is fucking hot, okay? She's defended this position rigorously in the past when they were walking home from a movie one night and some asshole made a comment on the street, and Lauren had to physically pull Addie off of him before the cops came.

Addie's first kiss with another girl was in the darkroom of the boarding school her parents sent her to when she was 15, on a day when she and her friend were left alone to develop their landscape photography proofs. Her crush on her was the reason she'd gotten into photography to begin with, and even though it ended badly, she's still got the overdeveloped print from that day hidden away in her closet.

Lauren eats pussy like she's drowning and Addie's the air. like she will NOT stop until her girlfriend comes at least 5 times. Addie is EXTREMELY sensitive and it's not uncommon for her to start crying during sex from sheer sensory overload.

Addie doesn't shave and Lauren's kind of an absolute freak about it. She LOVES running her hands over Addie's legs and bush, and Addie jokes that it's like a fidget toy for her.

[yuujispinkhair]

Do you have any comfort Yuji/Sukuna fic’s to recommend? I’ve been feeling pretty upset recently and I just want that comfy feeling of knowing it’ll be fine

Aww I am sorry you are feeling sad atm! I looked through my bookmarks and I'll share some Sukuita fics I really enjoyed and which, as far as I remember, were fluffy and cute!! Please read the tags/warnings before every story to make sure you are ok with the content!! I hope you will find comfort in these:

White Garden by Kovffee Summary: Sukuna didn’t know how it began, why, or which fucked up god thought it was funny. One day, he was lazing around the space of his domain, kicking broken bull-shaped skulls off the rustic throne, and the next he finds a single white flower resting peacefully on the foot of his skull tower.

Pull me under (The world above is too much) by Anonymous Summary: The decisions and gruesome scenes that jujutsu sorcerers have to endure weigh extremely heavily on someone who wears their heart on their sleeve, such as Itadori Yuji. Sukuna helps him relax for a little while.

Pretty little wife by Truly_Morgan Summary: Yuji's apartment building caught fire and due to water damage, he cannot stay there until reparation and renovation are all done. He doesn't know what he'll do, until Sukuna suggests living with him, under one condition...

Phantom food by lyrebirdswrites Summary: When Itadori wakes, he is filled with foreign longing. He seeks a home he’s never seen. He aches to return to a time and place he can never reach. That feeling doesn't belong to him, but he feels it anyway. Itadori and Sukuna don't have secrets.

It's a curse thing by Paradgimshift26 Summary: The last thing the gang expected with Sukuna's resurrection was having to deal with an aggressively territorial curse. In other words, Nobara, Megumi and Satoru suffer as Sukuna and Yuuji navigate their tumultuous relationship. Or Nobara could safely say she would never – and emphasis on that never please – grow accustomed to this new routine of waking up every day only to see the King of Curses roaming about their campus grounds. Accompanied by a chirpy Itadori Yuuji, of course. Always.

Power washed by Mia_Moon Summary: That's why he spent so much on this ticket, Yuuji thinks as Sukuna's hand grabs his own and helps him get up on stage.

Brat next door by Backwardshit Summary: After a year of trying to clean and sell his old home in the country, Yuuji Itadori finally has an apartment to call his own. With the old place full of sad memories, he just wants a fresh start. Meet a few new people, keep up with some of the old ones, restart some classes to finish his education, and work to pay for classes. It definitely doesn't hurt he's got an attractive neighbor.

The college experience is losing the moral high ground by choclatecatcupcakecheese Summary: Itadori Yuuji is your typical Ivy League college student: stressed, anxious, and horny as hell, but with his nose too firmly pressed into the books to do anything about it. Then he meets Ryoumen Sukuna, loses a bet, and things change. (A college AU where everyone is happy, everyone has swords, everyone is gay, and they all do crimes.)

Strawberry Frappuccino, Double Whipped Cream (If You Know What I Mean) by chocolatecatcupcakecheese Summary: This job is only for the summer, Yuuji reminds himself, and grits his teeth through the indignity. Sukuna is the best and worst part of his day.

Buck Bucking by @skunaskitten Summary: Sukuna comes home to see his room mate decorating the apartment with festive holiday decor. He just had enough of yuji avoiding his feelings, so he just had to show his room mate his own feeling.

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you by me :) Summary: Sukuna comes home to Yuuji baking Christmas cookies only clad in his boxers, and that's a sight the candy cane in Sukuna's pants enjoys a lot!

I don't care if I'm on your naughty list or your nice list. I just want to be on your to-do list by me Summary: Yuuji wants to bring a little Christmas spirit to the Malevolent Shrine, but that leads to Sukuna having to teach Yuuji how to get on his nice list instead of his naughty list.

And here is the WIP I am reading atm. It has dark elements too, but I think the relationship that's starting to form between Yuuji and Sukuna will be really sweet!!

Trapped by losing_sanity_fast Summary: Kind of a Beauty and the Beast AU but the vibe is fantasy and intrigue and not fairy tale. Yuuji gets sent to appease "the Beast" who threatens the world outside of his prison.

I hope you will feel better soon!! I am sending you lots of love <3<3

[crimmson]

okay before I say what I'm about to say:

1) we believe in and actively participate in nuance on this blog, crimmson.tumblr.com

2) I am acutely aware that this is at least partially a "me" problem; I am also aware that the ratio of "me problem":"not-me problem" could very well skew heavily toward being entirely a "me problem"

3) I know I'm some flavor of neurodivergent, what flavor that is is between me and god and I'm not talking to god to find out what that combination of flavors is at this time

4) I'm human, you're probably human, and sometimes that means being nonsensical and contradictory (I do not control the brain chemistry)

okay? okay.

so now. the thing. the thing that bothers me to no end: When You're Talking About Something And Someone Is Trying To Be Relatable But They Kinda Just Make It About Them, Even If Unintentionally. i hate this. I hate it so much.*

*it is highly dependent on who is doing it, how well I know them, how it's phrased and delivered, and a dozen other factors. sometimes and with some people I'm completely fine with it.

"but crimm! isn't that a trait of some neurodivergent people?" yeah I know! and I get the reasoning behind it! I still fucking hate it! (see points 1 through 4)

I'm going to outline my thought process (also applies to when I'm listening to someone else and I can see the conversation getting away from them; if you've been in a group call with me and I bark at you to let Person continue, well, you already know).

So here's a fictional scenario and my thought process:

I am telling a story among a group of people. so it is My Turn for attention (something I generally avoid and prefer to play more of a supporting or sidekick role so if I'm going for it, it's like... meaningful for me or whatever)

Branch A: someone interjects with a reaction or a comment; this is fine and it's a clue to me that you're listening which I appreciate. however it snowballs with everyone building onto the joke or comment and becomes a whole other conversation.

Branch B: someone interjects with a "oh hey something similar happened to me," and begins telling their story instead.

I wasn't actually done with my story though

combo of feelings ensues: nobody was actually listening or cared enough about what I was saying since they don't seem to notice or care that I didn't finish, being steamrolled by someone else who usurps my Moment of Attention, feels like someone turned it into a competition or had to one-up me, couldn't let me feel Special for 5 seconds, etc etc

(also really annoys me when I'm watching this happen to someone else, I just think other people should have their Moment and get to bask in it for a minute rather than getting immediately one-upped)

((if anything it annoys me way more when it's happening to other people))

(((Once again, see points 1 through 4 at the top)))

listen. I try really hard to keep it in mind that people are doing this as a means of trying to relate and prove that they are paying attention, showing empathy, sympathy, etc, I know all this. but I'm tired of pretending that it doesn't impact me or other people. I can HEAR the upset in other people when they're getting steamrolled and the conversation is getting away from them before they've finished saying their piece, or they're constantly getting cut off, etc.

it feels....childish? to say "oh it's just a neurodivergent trait! they can't help it!" and just expect it to go unchallenged all the time? like dude 1) we aren't a monolith 2) if I had to learn how to socialize then can't someone else learn to read the fucking room and shut up for a minute? not all the time, but maybe like 50/50? please?? compromise????

(once again, reminder: points 1 through 4)

like I'll go out of my way not to change subjects too fast so that people can have their minute in the spotlight. even if there's something I was gonna post. but if someone beat me to it, that's a-ok and I'll wait a few minutes to an hour depending on context so I'm not taking attention away from them. but like it always kinda weirds me out when someone posts about their day, and then like 30 seconds later someone else starts talking about themselves or something totally unrelated to the other person's message instead.

thankfully my group is generally pretty good about things and even if we get off track for a moment we will apologize and tell the person to continue. (or I yell at everyone for a second when I sense The Upset, and then tell the person to continue, and thankfully everyone seemingly does not outright hate me for this)

So with the knowledge that I fucking hate when people do that to me, I make sure I don't fucking do that to the best of my ability. I wish I could say it was hard, or a habit I had to develop, but like... it's not. It's not hard, I didn't have to work to Not Do The Thing I Hate (or if I did have to work on it, it's been so long that I genuinely don't remember), and I have been employing this strategy below for as long as I can remember. It's not something I have to think about anymore.

My Strategy For Conversation And Making Sure The Person Knows I Am Engaged And Interested And They Feel Valued:

I ask questions. it seems to keep the conversation going and they get to expand on details and stuff. it seems especially nice if it feels like they were trying to avoid taking too much time but now they feel like you do actually want to hear what they're saying and they can relax. at least that's the vibe I get. I can hear when their voice changes and they relax or get excited or whatever.

If I interject with a comment or joke, I will make sure I end it with like a "but keep going" to encourage them to keep talking (sometimes a little apology just to politely signal that I acknowledge my interruption)

if I interject with a comment, it's about THEIR story, not a "oh that reminds me of the time I..." so like, if someone is telling a story about... Idk, John From Work Said Something Fucking Stupid, then my comment might be something like postulating about what the fuck John's thought process was to get to that point of Saying Something Fucking Stupid. but it's something that THEY can build off of to continue THEIR story.

idk man. I just. I watch it happen in chat sometimes and I bite my tongue because I'm trying to be considerate and I don't even know if it bothers the other people who, in my mind, are getting interrupted or not getting a minute to soak in their moment of attention. like I could very well just be getting pissed off on behalf of other people who didn't even think twice about it. so like yeah, could 10000% be a me problem!

but I'm a big fan of the concept that an explanation is not an excuse! yes I am glad I understand these traits and tendencies and it does help me be tolerant of them to a degree when I know the intent is good. but it feels like I have to be tolerant of it all the time, otherwise I risk being anti-neurodivergent or something. which is very funny because I have ADHD, I've had anxiety, I've had depression and (this is the only time I'm going to acknowledge this) there's a pretty solid chance I'm autistic to some degree (we will never speak of this again).

I am okay with the knowledge that I'm just gonna be socially incompatible with some people but idk man. I know it probably comes down to like Clear Communication because obviously how will people know it annoys you and work toward a potential compromise if you don't say anything!

but if you think I'm gonna go "hey, half of the friend group, I fucking hate this thing you do sometimes because I'm mentally ill 12 ways to Sunday" then you are out of your fucking mind, I would rather wear cinderblock shoes and swandive into the Mariana trench

(also one last time, Points 1 through 4)

((and no this isn't about anyone in particular and wasn't even triggered by any specific event, I am literally just laying in bed eating chips and watching YouTube videos and decided to be a bitch on a whim))

[leofrith]

Ok I have 3 for you now that Mando is back but only do the ones that interest you:

1) top 5 dinluke moments that live only inside your head

2) top 5 din and grogu father-son moments

3) top 5 choices made by filoni and favreau across shows that make you want to Kill

you fool!! you absolute silly goose!!! i am answering all of them <3

top 5 dinluke moments that live only inside my head:

these are all just concepts for scenarios/whole ass fics that i'm currently turning over in my brain like a rotisserie chicken that i may or may not actually write someday lmao. dinluke is beginning to overtake my brain again like a parasite so i rambled a lot. sorry 🤡

the original trilogy au where din and luke meet on tatooine just before anh and when din is still relatively new to being a hunter, and they spend maybe a few weeks hanging out together and there's something there but nothing ever comes of it before din has to leave. and by the time they finally meet again a few years later, luke has become the hero that blew up the death star and din is essentially just a freelancer working odd jobs for the rebels sometimes and is convinced luke won't remember him but he does!! and as they become more entangled luke makes it his mission to convince din to formally join the rebellion but din keeps refusing because his first responsibility is to his covert and they keep getting pulled in opposite directions by duty :))))

force sensitive din au in which din has repressed his connection to the force since he was a kid and went through the trauma of watching his parents die but it forces itself to the surface in a situation in which he needs it to protect his son (because i adore parallels and i will drag this father-son dynamic into everything wherever possible). and now he's saddled with being a father to a little force sensitive powerhouse while dealing with his own abilities that he had buried down so deep that he forgot they even existed and it feels uncontrollable and unbearable and loud and luke teaches him to quiet his mind and train his abilities. when the Just Some Guy is suddenly overcome with an immense amount of power and has to figure out how to deal with it. <3333

din gets a bounty with just a vague description and a location and he gets there and realizes THAT'S MY HUSBAND so he obviously doesn't follow through but he very quickly realizes that half the other bounty hunters in the galaxy are ALSO after luke. so he spends the next little while batting away bounty hunters with a stick while also just trying to pay them off (which doesn't really work because, as always, he is flat broke) or negotiate because he knows most of these people through ✨networking✨ and he doesn't want to cause tension in the workplace by murdering his colleagues. and perhaps luke is mostly oblivious to all this, but i think he knows exactly what's going on and is just watching it all go down because it's extremely funny and he could easily take care of himself.

din (and possibly also grogu, but one thing at a time here) dies in the destruction of luke's jedi academy and he's toeing the line of the dark side to resurrect his husband from the dead. and he needs to navigate the world between worlds to get him back so he recruits ahsoka who has spent time there before but she's like absolutely the fuck not!! i've seen where this path leads, please stop. but luke, who is the force's favourite little guy, says fine i'll do it myself then. :) and....... idk i have some ideas of where this could go but i don't want to spoil anything. <3

din and luke are getting married and anakin (who maybe never fell to the dark side in the first place or.... something) is very unimpressed with this guy and din and anakin are going at it like jane fonda and jennifer lopez in monster in law because din dislikes anakin in every universe and this is a non-negotiable fact thank you. :)

the rest of these are going under a read more because this post is so fucking long dude 💀

top 5 din and grogu father-son moments:

chapter 15 the believer aka the best episode when din takes off his helmet in front of a bunch of imperials in the first instance of showing his face to any (living) being since he was a child and absolutely none of them can even begin to understand the significance of it. grogu obviously isn't even in the scene but din did that for his son so it counts. sickening i'm gonna be SICK.

the whole sequence when din goes back for grogu after delivering him to the imperials in chapter 3, but especially when they're surrounded and din is looking down at the baby bundled in his arms and knows they're both about to die. but i think he's at peace with his decision. and later when they're back on the razor crest and din gives grogu the ball he had just taken away from him at the beginning of the episode. that's growth, baby. clawing at the walls about it. din djarin you are a father now.

the entirety of chapter 10 the passenger. i don't care how many people want to complain about that episode being "filler," it is perhaps THE father-son episode of the show and one of my favourites of the season. just an entire episode of din being the World's Worst Uber Driver and grogu getting into Predicaments that his dad has to fix. it also gets a high rating on account of grogu's little baby run to his dad at the beginning of the episode. Kill Me.

chapter 4 sanctuary when din is contemplating leaving grogu on sorgan while watching him play with the village children and then when he's asking while not outright asking omera to take him in. the voice cracks. fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

their goodbye in the s2 finale like I HATE that he showed his face for no reason don't get me wrong but the kid seeing his dad's face for the first time? if they had just fucking left the room to say their goodbyes and if that moment had just been for them as it should have been? SICKENING!!!!!!!

some honorable mentions include:

din trying to teach his son mechanics (badly, with osha violations)

din saying grogu's name repeatedly after finally learning it just because the kid's reaction is cute 😭

din holding grogu while he sleeps when he thinks grogu is going to stay with ahsoka 🥺

"this is the seeing stone, are you seeing anything??"

grogu holding his dad's boot while he's dying of a head wound in the s1 finale <3

top 5 choices made by filoni and favreau that make me want to Kill:

(i could literally name 5 from the past week. every day favriloni come up with new and exciting ways to piss me off)

ending season two of the mandalorian with din and grogu being separated, a massive event for the show, only to then have them reunite almost immediately and barely making an attempt to first explore what they were like and how they were feeling during their time apart and doing so ON A DIFFERENT SHOW. i will not elaborate. it's been done to death already. i want to Kill.

the mcuification of star wars is real and it is terrifying. every day i live in fear of cameos of beloved characters who have no reason to appear except to advertise their upcoming disney show and are completely out of character. i want to Kill.

din taking off his helmet in front of a bunch of people for absolutely no reason. it was so unnecessary. they could have at least gone to another room to say their goodbyes. i want to Kill.

literally everything they've done with live action ahsoka. who the FUCK is that? hashtag not my ahsoka. i want to Kill.

this one is a filoni specific crime. why do the clones look like that in tcw. do you genuinely think that's what temuera morrison looks like. i demand BLOOD!!!!!