#I squished his ass
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I am all for being corruptionpilled jane prentiss kin or whatever in Theory (being consumed by what loves me) but my ass? Could Not handle the bugs. Maybe I’m a poser. but I’m sorry my love. Creepy Crawlies in my House and Home? I shudder at the thought
#there was a centipede in my house today#it had to have been 3 inches long#this was many hours ago I am still shaken up by it#god I just can Not handle bugs in my house#in my house and home!!! they don’t pay rent!!! crawling around!! too many legs!!!’#I wanted to throw up#I squished his ass#but still#I am wary of every tickle and anything that moves in the corner of my eye#I am weak!#Jane I love you but I could never be you#the magnus archives#tma#🍖#I Guess thé point is that it’s a manifestation of fear#but like. I love the message & identify with the concept or whatever#but the medium beinf bugs I could never commit to#sorry for rambling. I’m still stressed out about that goddamn centipede#it was So big you don’t understand
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OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS ADORABLE MAN
So cute, and for what reason?
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Vampire King au
Dick, pissed off: change my damn mind from not killing you where you stand, idiot.
Vampire, whimpers: pl-please have mercy, your majesty!
Dick, sadistically: not good enough —
Wally, appears on his hubby's lap: my love, you're getting mad over something that doesn't matter.
Kori, floating beside him messing with is hair: as much as I adore that cute look on your face, he is right, love, this is nothing.
Dick, to Wally: this so call chief ruined your breakfast, he should be dead for his crime.
Wally: it was only a burnt piece of toast, it's fine, let's him go baby and come back to bed with your queens.
Kori: we miss you, Richard, please come back.
Dick, looking at the other vampire that whimpers under his gaze: get out of here. Now.
Vampire: yes your majesty, of course your majesty, thank you my queens!! *Runs away*
Wally: tsk tsk, so stressed out over a piece of toast, let's go my king, off to bed with me so you can watch us sleep you freak.
Kori: or maybe something else to destress you, dear.
Dick, love sick puppy: of course my loves.
#dick grayson#wally west#koriand'r#vampire king au#if i was writing that comic this is how i would do it#he has two hands and a big ass bed#let him be squished between his redhead#birdflash#starbirdflash#dickkori#wallykori#don't ruin his queens food y'all
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guys i'm pegging him, there is no mercy for the snek
#lati speaks#gonna fold and squish him like origami <33#I HAD TO PULL 264 TIMES FOR THIS FUCKER HE TOOK A GOOD CHUNK OF MY SAVINGS THERE WILL BE NO MERCY FOR HIS ASS#bro he only came home bc i said “pls zuo le i'll let you breed me and we can cuddle lots afterwards." i'm gonna throttle him#no joke i made the offer to peg him and a fuck ton of female operators came instead i got that bisexual rizz bro#zuo le#arknights#arknights zuo le
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one last country branch wip post before i finish all the colouring... should be illegal to be so cutie patootie
#trolls lonesome runaway au#mcksart#im thinking of giving him a steed since he doesn't have horse legs to go fast#i can't decide between one of those yak things we see in the village or one of those big ass spiders from the first movie#the yaks seem a lil lazy to me. he can have a giant pet like his brother#clay was so right to be squishing his face like that i mean how can you NOT#trolls branch
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okay yeah :D
#i need to squish him like a bug. stomp on him with my foot type beat#the “we got WHACKED i don’t wanna talk to you guys” to “we need to work on our chemistry :)” pipeline is unreal#they eat him up no matter what his little freak ass says. we need to research this phenomenon immediately#jack hughes#new jersey devils
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GAWD I HATE THIS MAN Q_Q
Why did i make his CGs soooo yummy
"DEATH BY MIXER" DEMO OUT SOON ON ITCH.IO GUYS LOOK OUT FOR THE RELEASE DATE YAAAA
#death by mixer#btd#renpy visual novel#visual novel#boyfriendtodeath#the price of flesh#boyfriend to death#boyfriend to death strade#lurking for love#i hate his ass#hes evil#and so sexy#and rich#i wanna squish him#to death
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Yesterday I was replaying Deltarune and I was going really insane about it picking up on things I missed on my first playthrough and something that fucked me up hard was this line here
The little ellipsis at the end, almost like you can hear the regret on their voice. Voice of an ad who is realizing maybe they fucked up on this one. But it also made me think of... The possibility of this being a reaction to Spamton's actions.
Because I don't think this was an automatic thing, I feel like their drifting off was gradual. Sure, their jealousy had won them over (I'd have killed the guy or myself if I was them so I don't even blame them) but Spamton was too getting busier and busier the more famous he got, and as they say, that never stopped. He only kept getting bigger, until it all came crashing down. And when it did it was one of them who tried to go find him, after all that.
But I digress, let's focus on the original quote from my favorite sigma enby themselves, Pink Addison. There's obviously not only the regret to it, but feeling like they were abandoned too. Both parties lost a lot and the real tragedy is just how easily it could've have been avoided! Or rather, how beyond their control it was...
But I'll get off topic if I keep speaking so I'll leave it at that. The sheer tragedy that there is to everyone involved just makes me insane. Like I said in a post previous to this; you cannot trace down a good guy or a bad guy in this tale, it's just desperate people taking awful decisions and living to regret their actions.
#luly talks#makes you wonder too like#THIS IS GOING ON THE TAGS BC IM JUMPING THE GUN TOO HARD#but after Pink says rhat they follw by saying ''even so he only got more and more successful'' and its making me FEEL something alright#that EVEN SO. like. were they expecting for him to... stop? to slow down? to give up his overwhelming fame to get them back?#there's so many things i just can't say because we know very little of the addisons and big shot era spamton#we dont even know if they were aware this is how he ended. we dont even know if Spamton tried to go back to them or if he totally refused to#it makes me sick it makes me insane i want to grab these colorful things and squish then on my palm#there's a lot of What Ifs but i think the answer wouldn't even matter because nothing could change anymore#its sososososososoooooo sad#like i see fandom woobify Spamton a lot and i HATE that sure he went thru a lot but he's a grown ass desperate man#he's not a poor uwu cinnamon roll he's insane and he's an asshole and he's a nuanced tragic character#and so are these motherfuckers!!!!!!#btw i originally had a paragraph about how mad I'd have been if i was an Addison but i ended up rewriting the whole post LMAO#anyway. yeah. it just makes me insane.#deltarune#Spamton#addisons
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adrien... friends with benefits? STAND UP ‼️
#ts4#ts4 gameplay#sims 4 gameplay#postcard legacy challenge#poor adrien is a lover boy bc imagine liking someone so bad that you agree to this ambiguous relationship just to be near them#thanks for hanging out with me….. johnny ….. y’all did more than “hang out” 😭 he’s sick 😭😭#adrien please get a grip 😭#pray for him yall#ngl it's cute how they're squished into adrien's dorm bed#i know the proximity made adrien’s heart fall out his ass. poor hedgehog falls for people too easily#johnny’s car matches his hair hehehe#*johnathon#postcard: gen3#queue#sim: adrien herrera
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the ATLA live action series is... actually very good??? I really didn't expect that.
(spoilers in the tags- beware!)
#i didnt like that they changed the sequence & reasoning behind the air nomad temple scene where aang finds dead gyatso#and i think they should have used a bit more 'show dont tell' a couple times. but other than that? IT'S GREAT.#avatar the last airbender#atla#netflix atla#my bestie (aka biggest atla fan in greece) and i watched eps 1-3 together and we are very pleasantly surprised#bc we expected it to be really bad but. it's actually very good!!!#i know we were all pissin our pants abt how they 'removed sokka's sexism' but they actually compensated for his character development-#-in other ways and the end result feels very close to og sokka. not weak or half assed at all#and i cant believe I'm saying that but actually i prefer this version of how he and suki interact than the og one?#also Suki is probably my fave casting choice so far. along with azula!#speaking of... *squishes azula*. that is A Baby.
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ive had vash the stampede for approximately 40 minutes and if anything happens to him i will kill everyone on the planet and then myself
#ur honor i would Die for him#kill for him if u will#i want to squish his cheeks and give him a hug#our here kicking ass in doc martens I LOVE YOU#trigun stampede#vash the stampede
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WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE SO CUTE I HATE HIM SO MUCH
#dumb fuck ted talk#can't believe this is the same man who wants to be an oppa so bad#just look at him#with his stupid little face#i just wanna squish his dumb little cheecks#look at me#in love with a ma 🤢 a man 🤢#got me kicking my feet and twirling my hair hOw eMBArraSSiNg#zb1#zerobaseone#seok matthew#seokryudan problems#rain's daily issue#just realized that's a big ass donut#that's my meow meow 😭
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a shorty poked in by monty on a barky pass in front of the net makes it 6-1 cats
a scrum ensues when monty grabs marchys attention and cellys in front of him
boston bruins @ florida panthers game 2 | 5.8.24
and the misconduct call to which the ref could not be bothered to name every player and just went "all 4 guys have a 10 minute misconduct"
#brandon montour#niko mikkola#aleksander barkov#sam reinhart#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#second big scrum in the third and ofc monty has to start it#and ofc mikksy has to run in before he gets his ass beat by mcavoy#sashas gentle hand on montys shoulder before things go to shit#a tired mother please save her#also do you realise how mad you have to get reino for him to join a fight like#also i just noticed sasha gets hugged by two bs#theyre shorthanded and no one wants to get in between the other fights because honor rules or whatever#which just results in sasha getting squished between geekie and vanriemsdyk#oh i want to cry im laughing so hard#sasha is the least threatening guy on the ice rn
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boss content just keeps on giving 👁️🫦👁️
#the wink floored me#I will be suing Nando for damages#this look is doing inexplicable things to my psyche#villain/mob boss type of shit#he’s a second away from sayin ‘hello mr bond’#if you think about it like#Lance as a wet behind the ears spy and Nando as a villain who captures him#but lets him go so they could continue playing cat and mouse#it’s funny because he CAN squish Lance at any momemnt#but it’s fun watching him do his lil spy business… in his slutty suits…#oh no who is trying to murder Lance beside him??#Nando interferes cause only he can fuck with this guy who has the weirdest face and an ass to remember#yeah so maybe they do some enemies to we are fucking but not lovers to…#ya know. I love action#sorry for tha ramble lmao#Fernando Alonso#Nando#boss#f1#video
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#You guys don’t even get it I want to climb James Potter Tarzan style and wrap myself around him#like he’s a traffic sign pole and I’m a bad driver who couldn’t find the break pedal#and then I want to shove his entire first all the way down my throat#and then shove his other fist so far up my ass so that he can fist bump himself in my stomach#and then I want to wear a collar that he uses as an ankle bracelet just so I can be dragged around the floor whenever he goes anywhere#and then I want to be tucked into his bed and squished so tightly that I die from suffocation#and my rotting corpse can be frozen and turned into wall art just so I can watch him go about his day to day business#until he also eventually succumbs to his inevitable death
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