#I think I might actually start shipping them

[byrdblood]

weird question, ut/utmv fans:

does anyone know of any adult mage characters in the fandom, and if yes, do they have any canon stats listed?

the only one i know of is maybe x!chara; basically every other mage character i see is not only a kid, but seems to me a kid that hasn't even hit puberty yet. which makes me think we have... next to no frame of reference for how powerful mages can actually get? aside from a very, very brief canon intro sequence claiming that at least 1 adult mage was powerful enough to seal monsters underground. (i had to rewatch the intro to make sure, but it never actually says 7 mages; it just says "they" as in humanity, with an image of 1 clear mage, another human with a sword, and a crowd behind them.)

and i'm not talking about the many, many people that age frisk up (and change their gender) for ships, mind you, because i only ever see that "frisk" being used as a regular human, either no magical abilities or maybe the ability to save and load but still with "true pacifist" stats; i.e. "starting out" stats, i.e. like 20 hp, which, as far as we know, could very well be baby level HP. like, who's to say that LV is the only thing that makes HP go up? that's never stated outright, it's just a game mechanic. we know that, at least for monsters, HP seems connected more to their will to live than to their LV, otherwise Undyne wouldn't have been able to go "syke", start a second phase, and spontaneously gain herself 21,500 HP. (from what i can find, she starts with 1,500, then jumps to 23,000 as Undying. in fact, monster HP is all over the place in general; putting aside the "99999 ultra unkillable god of hyperdeath!!!!" type canon characters, i think the highest canon one might be Mettaton NEO at 30,000 HP?)

to be clear, i don't need information on monster stats, i've got that - i'm specifically looking for information about human mage characters in the fandom, especially any that are adults and have "canon" stats

[candycandy00]

So I thought I’d introduce the concepts for my JJK Fairytale AU. Some of you sent in some interesting suggestions, but in the end I decided to go with the most famous fairytales that would fit. I’m already writing the first one, Gojo x Cinderella. You’ll notice some of these ideas are more developed than others. Here are the others I plan to write. 

Please vote for which one you’re most interested in! I’ll write them all but I’m curious about how much interest people have. It might affect the order I write them in. 

Geto x Little Red Riding Hood

Reader is a young woman traveling through the dangerous woods to reach a safe house. This is a kingdom ravaged by war, and she’s a medic. She has medicine and supplies that she needs to bring to a military safe house to treat some injured soldiers there, but there’s a big bad wolf (Geto) stalking her. He was an enemy soldier she saved once, now turned into a werewolf, and hungry for her in more ways than one. 

Toji x Snow White

Reader is a beautiful young woman living in a small rural village. There’s a huntsman who lives close by (Toji) who is a lot older than her, but she has a bit of a crush on him. For his part, he thinks she’s pretty but also thinks she’s too young for him (she’s like 20, he’s late 30’s). So he mostly ignores her. He’s known for being an excellent hunter and gets hired to go hunt dangerous animals in the woods. The evil queen hires him to take Snow White into the woods and kill her, but once he actually spends time with her, he might decide to just keep her. 

Choso x Rapunzel

Reader is gathering herbs in the forest and stumbles upon an old watch tower inhabited by a cute but antisocial hermit (Choso) who seems sweet and keeps talking about his brothers who are “out” and will be back any minute. She starts visiting him regularly because she likes him, but she suspects his brothers might be dead and he just can’t face it. One day she gets attacked by a wild boar and injures her ankle. Choso finds her and takes her back to the tower. She faints and wakes up to find that he’s locked her in the top of the tower and won’t let her leave, because he’s afraid she’ll leave and never come back, just like his brothers. Choso as a classic Yandere. Reader’s only plan is to grow her hair out long enough to make a rope with it to escape. 

Higuruma x Little Mermaid

Reader is a mermaid in love with a lawyer who lives in a coastal town and specializes in shipping contracts (Higuruma). She makes a deal with the sea witch and signs the contract to get human legs in exchange for her voice, but when she formally meets Higuruma, she ends up showing him the contract. He’s flattered that she did all this for him, but (like in the original story) the new legs cause her terrible pain, every step feeling like walking on glass (seriously the original story was fucked up). Will this genius lawyer be able to find a loophole in her contract and free her? 

Sukuna x Sleeping Beauty

Reader is a princess who was cursed at birth. If she ever pricks her finger on a needle, she’ll fall into a deep sleep/coma. Her parents recently died, leaving her as the young ruler. Her first step is to hire a new captain of the guard, a mysterious and powerful man rumored to be a murderer (Sukuna). She’s instantly attracted to him, and despite her obvious flirting, he rejects her everytime, smugly saying a dainty princess like her couldn’t handle him. But when she ends up pricking her finger, Sukuna recognizes the curse, and knows that she’s still aware of everything, can still feel and hear everything. And the only way to break the curse is to fuck her. 

Nanami x Beauty and the Beast

Since multiple people mentioned wanting Reader to be the Beast, I’m going for it! That’s right, Beast Tamer Nanami! Reader was cursed by a witch to be a beast (she’s still cute though, more like a lil bunny girl lol) and her royal parents are ashamed of her so they banish her to a secluded castle. Then they hire Nanami to take care of the place (and Reader). 

[fairyroses]

I’m sorry... it wasn’t me. Are you sure?

SMALLVILLE — 1.15 / 2.04 / 4.17  ↳ dark!Clexana ‘expressing certain desires’ to each other 👀

[acabspocky]

We deserved so much more lovesick, fuckhappy Jessica & Leto !!!

Y'all, Castle Caladan has a bare minimum of 29 rooms without counting bathrooms. Including the bathrooms, I'd conservatively guess there are 60 "rooms."

I know the phrasing here is "make love," and it feels stiff to me (pun intended.)

Maybe they make love sometimes, but i don't think it comes naturally to Jessica or Leto; Bene Gesserit weird sexucation training definitely ain't some vanilla ass missionary technique, and I struggle to believe "Leto The Just" doesn't submit and beg in the bedroom

If any Dune couple is guilty of "improper use of Voice" it's definitely Lady Jessica & Duke Leto Atreides

[pepper-is-salty]

Saw this and I just..

Sorry but not sorry guys. I ship them and will now hyperfixate on these silly men. /hj

On a more serious note, I haven't watched the movie yet, only the trailer/first 6 minutes, and damn are they my favorites so far. Nighty Knight is for sure my #1, but I like the other villains as well.

The writing was... well, writing all right. Some of the animation bothered me and most dialogue was just.. eugh. Maybe it gets better (press x to doubt). I'll watch the movie and show once I can bootleg them, because I'm not paying for that shit.

[ask-artsy-oncie]

I was reminded of the time that tumblr tried to make "monster high but with tumblr sexymen", and one of the characters was (obviously) the daughter of the once-ler.

And the funny thing to me about that is that in the canon of the illumination lorax movie, the once-ler is heavily implied to have an estranged daughter. I don't know all the sexymen off the top of my head but I think he might've been one of the only ones referenced in that trend who actually had a daughter in his own canon.

[novelconcepts]

i don't make resolutions, but if i did

it would be to finish this fic

(and to be kind to myself for however long it takes to actually do so)

[aparticularbandit]

day six of dr rarepair week is found footage/local mystery and all i can think of is haruhi and junko and all the others in canada chasing down the monster that most of them never see while haruhi is trying to make a horror movie and everyone keeps dying.

but that's not rarepair, that's crossover ship and also a little bit of crackshipping, so like. i probably shouldn't use that.

but it's all i can think of.

[madd-nix]

It took like. Less than 5 minutes for your blog to turn me into an Ingo/Johanna shipper. You are way too good at this

Lol, aww, thank you! Never underestimate the power of taking a scrunkly little man and pairing him with a milf!

[semercury]

I wish I was better at gift giving. I feel like I have to be under someone's skin and living in their ribcage to know what they actually want. And even then, I feel like it's never enough.

[9-istol]

YALL. I THINK MY FAV AUTHOR/FIX WRITER ON AO3 FOR COD QUIT WRITING FOR THE FANDOM. LIKE, I TOTALLY RESPECT THEIR DECISION 100%, BUT STILL DEVASTATED Y’KNOW?

LIKE, THEIR WRITING WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IVE SEEN. THEY ALWAYS FED MY LOVE FOR THIS CERTAIN SHIP THAT I FELL INLOVE WITH IT!! (IVE REREAD THEIR WORKS SO MANY TIMES IDEK HOW MANY 😢). AND I JUST CHECKED UP ON THEIR AO3 ACC FOR UPDATES AND I SAW THEIR MOST RECENT FIC WAS TURNED TO “BY ANONYMOUS” WITHOUT A UNDERLINE (WITH UNDERLINE MEANS ITS ANONYMOUS IN A COLLECTIVE RIGHT? AND WITHOUT MEANS IT WAS ARCHIVED??)

AND Y’KNOW WHAT ELSE?? THERES BEEN MULTIPLE OCCASIONS AT LEAST MORE THAN 4-5 TIMES WERE THEY QUIT/ SLOWED DOWN UPLOADS BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE SO DEMANDING FOR MORE☹️☹️. LIKE IF THATS THE REASON THEY STOPPED I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE THEY SEEMED SO PASSIONATE ABOUT THOSE FICS TIL PEOPLE GOT LIKE THAT.

LIKE, OF COURSE I ALWAYS FEEL BAD WHEN SOMEONE DOES THAT. BUT I FEEL EVEN WORSE IF IT HYPOTHETICALLY MADE THEM QUIT. AND I THINK IT MUSTVE HAPPENED TODAY OR YESTERDAY NIGHT ☹️☹️. I HONESTLY RLLY HOPE EVERYTHING IS OKAY WITH THEM URHEHJSJSNA :(((

[sunrise-on-the-shore]

A QPR ISN'T YOUR FUCKING JOKER CARD TO PUT ARO PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP BTW :)

signed, an aromantic person.

[deepfriedtrout]

I'm never gonna continue the Ahab-is-Penelope au but thinking about her being canon ahab greatly amuses me.

these hags had a son together. their son is still at home with no fucking idea what happened to his moms. he is twenty with more than a hundred adults vying for the position of power both his parents left him. his mom thinks the other is dead and is on a monomaniacal hunt for a whale she thinks killed her, and his other mom is now currently working with a company that makes her die horribly 2 limbillion times so she can reach home. they're both high-ranking officers. they have one goal and they will do anything to reach it. i want them to [LONG FOGHORN SOUND] me

[scionshtola]

i started writing a whole thing about mir and her mom and then i realized i accidentally gave the briadis family the perfect set up for a tragic family empire tv show

[saltybiowarefantears]

Any of you ever have those moments of "Damn, that would've been a great sentence if my fan fic hadn't been dead for, hmmm, ten years."

[soliusss]

Rereading skyfall arc for my Health