#I try.

[ineedhelp-posts]

Pls request anything, I beg.

I shall write *nearly* anything your heart desires.

Here are my areas of expertise:

Demon Slayer

Black Clover

Ouran High School Host Club

Haikyu!!

Twisted Wonderland

Toliet Bound Hanako-Kun

The Promised Neverland

Link Click

The Disastrous Life of Saki K

Assassination Classroom

Kamisama Kiss

Jujutsu Kaisen

The Case Study of Vanitas

Chainsaw Man

Bungo Stray Dogs

Ace Attorney

I can't think of any more but pls ask. I watch too many animes and have too much time on my hands.

I'll write x Readers, or ships, and pretty much anything. Murder is okay. Yanderes are okay. I welcome fluff and angst and any romance with open arms. I'm not great at writing male readers, bear with me pls.

I won't write:

smut (minor 😙✌)

inc3st (sorry, but no, honey)

any p3do stuff (do I even need to say more?)

Anything with ppl being "better" than others in terms of race, religion, etc. (Ur prolly not btw)

And, anything homophobic, pr0shippers, wlw/mlm fetishizers, rac!sts, you get the gist, right?

Let's keep this place PG-14, kay? (Minus gore, I have no problem with that so read at ur own risk <3)

Enjoy! Or don't, but I have candy. You don't. Not this kind, anyways.

[serpulalacrymans]

What are your post nut clarities like cause I know you’re very philosophical and poetic so like do you somehow find the answer to life or something

-Jacqueline 

It depends on the day?

...Recently I have tried to condition myself into enjoying internet porn over a select few of my own creations. I think it makes me. Healthier. Closer to normal people.

It's hardly working. But.. I think that counts?

[amerasdreams]

even tho those sparkling flavored waters don't have sugar, they make me feel sugary, that is, dry and quivery, nervous, more awake even if I have to go to bed

What is this

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

Just going through my asks a bit. You've said so many nice things. Thank you

You're welcome.

[carrionhand]

Reliable and goodhearted. An incredibly rare combination.

:>

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[not-quitenormal]

Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.

[fattylime]

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

a few people have asked, so this is a now a print <3

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[normal-thoughts-official]

Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change

[trans-cuchulainn]

i do think there is a degree to which certain kinds of Instagram activists have convinced themselves that traumatising themselves in solidarity is a useful form of activism. "I'm having nightmares and crying so much I want to be sick because of all these videos of dying children but I can't look away while people are getting hurt" I mean don't you think you'd be able to help more if you weren't having nightmares and crying all the time?? don't you think this is a one-way trip to burnout? don't you think maybe increasing the amount of trauma going around is counterproductive? I dunno bro there's something to be said for bearing witness but there comes a point where you gotta look hard at yourself and go "am I helping, or am I just making myself suffer so I don't feel guilty for not suffering while somebody else is experiencing bad shit"

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from