#I will get back to this

[sequencefairy]

A Marriage of Inconvenience

Yennskier! Fake Married due to familial obligations! Jaskier has a very nosy family! Yennefer thinks this whole thing is fucking hilarious!

(They, uh, definitely don't like each other, not at all)

This day was inevitable, him being the only son who made it out of childhood to the Earl’s eternal disappointment. There’d been an older brother, but Jonathan had died of a hemorrhagic fever before he’d turned twelve and that had left the Earl with three daughters and one son; a son who would refuse at every turn to be reshaped to fit the mold of heir. Jonathan had been the heir, and even though Jaskier would have happily abdicated in deference to a younger brother, there’d never been another son. His mother had died, too young, and then Jaskier had left home, to the sound of his father not quite outright disowning him but threatening it all the same. The money for tuition at the academy had arrived anyway, and continued until Jaskier had completed his studies. The implicit implication was that Jaskier would then return to Lettenhove to take up his responsibilities but Jaskier had wanted exactly none of that and had instead discarded Julian and all the finer doors that name could open and taken up his lute and a pack and headed out into the wider Continent. Geralt had never pushed for Jaskier’s history, having little patience for nobility on the best of days and feeling prone to murdering them for merely existing on the worst of days. Jaskier’s title offered some minor protection and occasionally got them into places they might not otherwise have been able to access, but he wasn’t in the habit of using it in public, wanting to stay out of notice. Geralt had been amenable to mostly avoiding Kerack and its environs; the pirate duchy  wasn’t often in the habit of wanting to pay a witcher to kill monsters. Yennefer had known immediately, of course, plucked it from his head like she did so many other things, that fateful afternoon where Jaskier had lain, dead to the world, in her borrowed bed. She remains one of the few people who Jaskier allows to call him anything other than the name he gave himself.

[ohitslen]

Actually push back my Trigun agenda for today, I have to watch this video essay analyzing this game i have never played before or plan to play in my life and then catch up with a funny guy torturing himself watching videos of some dude called donutdaddy (physically struggling to actually not fall back into Trigun (I can’t stop triguning helpme))

[ramblingsonic]

I am at a loss for words.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios

[sickfreaksirkay]

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

[nat-20s]

name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[candycatstuffs]

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

[koddlet]

personal rules for winter ❄