#I would die for this dumbass

[ironinkpen]

The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer

Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.

Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.

I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.

[thaliasthunder]

do u want to be killed or not nico make up ur mind u freak

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

“Elyan hated Gwaine”

Nope. Nuh uh. Absolutely not.

You’re gonna tell me you ship Merthur because their fighting builds sexual tension

But then say Elyan teasing and making snarky comments about Gwaine’s relentless flirting with anyone in the tavern isn’t jealousy?

Yeah, sure. Okay.

At the very least, Elyan had best friend privileges of teasing Gwaine’s poor taste when he regrets the pint that made his hangover go from bad worse the morning after and made his drunken choices more regretful stories he’ll laugh at in a year or two

If they’re not a romantic ship, they’re chaotic best friends and no one can convince me otherwise

[druidonity2]

My last two brain cells being investigated for identity theft and corruption.

[mwagneto]

something something. rose using the fact that the doctor never mentioned sarah jane as 1) a way to insult her 2) something to get insecure about wrt her own relevance to him vs donna using the fact that he never mentioned mel to highlight how he never shares anything and never stops even though he desperately needs to just Talk About His Shit

[lesbienneregard]

just like... 

the narrative of this extremely ambitious woman, who gave up everything for her career, her freedom, her friendships, her love... a woman who was ready to break an oath as old as her city to accomplish her lifetime goal... a woman so full of hubris, so confident about her and her era’s power to see herself as equal to the gods... a woman who has never failed at what she was good at.

the narrative of this woman choosing love above all else for just once, seeing their fear of what she’s become and just, choosing to save her friend and the love of her life, in a split second, in an impulse decision.

the narrative of the woman letting her heart make a decision one time, just one time, and this one time causing an apocalypse.

the narrative of the universe proving her that no matter if she tries or not, she’ll lose those closest to her heart anyway. 

like, i can’t wait to see where this villain origin story will go.

[schnuffel-danny]

When your partners are fucked up scientists obsessed with the supernatural. And you are a half-dead abomination, who’s also a fucked up scientist obsessed with the supernatural. So you let them dissect you for fun (and science), and then you all just cuddle and relax while you recover from blood loss. <3

There is something wrong with these three #relationshipgoals and all that

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s Kids: Sek, Elieth, Varith & Asil

[zeb-z]

roier put up that photo because he doesn’t believe cellbit is gone. a bit of his own amusement, but also entirely for cellbit’s, because as much as he got a little giggle out of it, that’ll be something that will make his husband full stop even out of his angst mode and he’ll have to try not to laugh. because roier knows his husband, and that’s his castle too, and why not make a small silly change? easier to pretend like it’s a joke, and he isn’t missing his husband. because surely he survived. and he’ll see that stupid dog photo after having survived against all odds, and laugh with roier as if he hadn’t been gone in the first place.

[themoonking]

watching that video m*tp*t made on “are theories killing video games” (yes, idiot) and he really goes “developers not knowing where the story is going and instead writing it as they go along in response to fan reaction is not a bad thing” BRO. YES IT IS.

[yiangchen]

you know, i would kill for the og s7 script to be leaked...i've said before that i would never rewatch the show because the ending is just so unsatisfying and ooc for so many characters, but...if i could rewatch almost all of it and stop at whatever point in s7 that it changed and then just read the og script? i'd rewatch in a heartbeat!

[kurozu501]

my prediction for beyond the spiderverse is that we’re gonna get a big confrontation between team miles, gwen, and the spider band vs miguel and his spider society and in the end gwen will be making her big argument for why its okay to change the canon events, using her dad as the proof it doesn’t end a universe at which point hobie chimes in like “oh yeah also ive changed basically every canon event i could and my universe is fine. just got the whole list of them from miguel, then went home and changed as many of them as i possibly could bc like hell i was gonna sit back and let people die. that’d be wrong.” except, y’know, he’ll say it with a british accent.

[beanghostprincess]

Usopp is not a darkwing duck Stan but he is a duck dodgers stand I will not elaborate

Jokes on you, I think he likes both because I like both and I say so.

[hella1975]

i can’t believe not even 24 hours ago i was in an exam like that still feels like something i hallucinated

[billford-dump]

Ford having a bad flashback, pulls a gun and he's AIMING IT at his family because he doesn't really see them right then. Stan's about to try and calm him down but instead BILL steps in. And somehow he knows exactly what to say and do to bring him out of the flashback, and Ford's shaking so bad when he realizes he could've killed some of the most important people in his life. He falls more than sits, knees to his chest- again, Stan moves to comfort him, and Bill waves him off. "I'm expendable," he says, "you're not."

And to everyone's bewilderment, Bill sits down with Ford and HUGS HIM. They've never seen Bill offer affection or comfort before, never seen him put himself second. But he gets everyone to leave, and he holds Ford tightly (it’s okay, you didn't hurt anyone, they're fine) until he slowly stops shaking.

[parksrway]

correct and clear statement of what you want is a skill, but you wouldn't know that because you have no skills <3

ask any actual designer or artist whether a client is ever able to formulate his or her request correctly, and the answer is never

everyone boo this guy