#I’m nothing but a simp

[dxckgrxsonx]

Okay no wait. The Titans!Dick gifset in the Nightwing suit?? That scene had me deceased. The way he fought off the ninjas was just...yeah. Mark me down as scared and horny please fuck me any way you like my good sir

Yes yes yes!! I’ve watched that scene so many times and just?? Lost my mind 😵‍💫😵‍💫 He fought them off so quickly, so competently. He went for the throat and didn’t fuck around. Man smashed one of them in the face with a goddamn paint can. I am in love with him.

Also when he fought off the first lot and the second lot came and and he looked back at Tim like, “More ninjas…” then whispered all softly, breathy “…okay.” and picked up that sword?? Why did that fuck me up so bad??

And then! And then!! The bit where he gets forced to one knee and he looks up and is baring his teeth??? AAAAAAAAA

Absolutely mark me down as scared and motherfucking horny. I am one weak ass bitch and would straight up be taking off my damn pants for him. Just. Yes sir we are doing it right now. I’m sorry but you have no choice. Lex Luther is watching through his creepy ass telescope?? Well imma show him my bare ass, sorry.

[fandomrantsandtwittertakes]

[stickmeinhornyjail]

This is the thirstiest thing I’ve ever made and if he finds it, I’m faking my death

[sappho-hoziers-version]

It seems there are 4 truths the Hannibal fandom can agree on:

1. Jack Crawford is terrible at his job (and is just terrible in general)

2. Will is a sweaty little man with a helluva face card

3. The FBI is both aware of the shit Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter are pulling and have unanimously decided it’s better for everyone to let the murder husbands be together. It’s not that they’re oblivious. They’re just tired of the gay murder simps and want to make them somebody else’s problem.

4. Hannibal is a simp but make it

Classy

[helluva-dump]

Wow, so I haven’t been active here and for some reason…. Antis keep reblogging my art to their blogs when it has NOTHING critical related

Dudes please fuck off, I already said I moved on from critical community and want to just enjoy fandom content

You guys literally are the reason why I get nervous to critique Hazbin and Helluva because I have to get associated with haters that don’t even touch grass.

I don’t mind critical fans following me, but if your an anti that has nothing positive to say, fuck off please. And please keep my art off of your bitter agenda. Also JUST MOVE ON FROM THE SHOW IF ITS MAKING YOU THIS BITTER.

I’m not even a huge Viv Stan myself but I just wanna enjoy the show and the characters in peace.

There’s a huge difference between critiquing a show’s flaws and being a flat out hateful crybaby.

Anyways, I’m gonna share more Hazbin hotel stuff I’ve done. I had to take a break from this website due to mental health and stuff going on at home

[wolfnesta]

Nesta using the bones of the dead dragon thing to attack and shake and pin down the Wyrm, queen standing there looking all eerie and what not 🫠 then she climbs up it’s back with ‘dancers grace’ 🫦 at the precipice stabs the Wyrm 😵‍💫 all I’m saying is hofas made me gay for Nesta all over again

[scrumptiousstuffs]

“I like it” @/first.kp

Source: P’Jojo IG

05/08/2024

[will-of-dumpsterfire]

Ok jjk unwells I come with bad news about Yuta. Homie kisses a cockroach on the mouth. Damaged goods, save yourself by refusing to simp now.

[ghostinyourface]

i need him physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually

[divinedemons]

jjk s2 is already the best anime of this decade because toji, yuki and choso are in it

I mean

I MEAN

Look at them

[daphnebowen]

Today’s prompt for twelve days of rina is favorite musical moment. I am going to be completely honest I have no idea what this means. Is it talking about song wise or like actually performance wise during an actual musical?

I’m gonna go with the first one.

my absolute favorite rina song has to be love you forever. and sure, Gina really doesn’t sing a whole lot during the song but does that matter? No. It’s about Gina, for Gina, to Gina. the implications of this song are incredible. Ricky is promising his whole life and forever to this girl. he’s known her for a year and a half basically and thru that year they have been thru so much together. They’ve grown together, grown apart, grown towards each other, and now are growing together again. some of my favorite absolute lines from love you forever(this might turn into a whole lyrical analysis bc there are so many good lyrics so just buckle up):

“I’ve never been more sure of what I’ve got, I’m staring at the only thing I want, so”

UGH. this line. It kills me, every time! Ricky is confident in his love for Gina. He knows what he feels and he’s known it for a while, but the problem is he didn’t know when to tell her. their lives have been a whirlwind of crazy for a couple of months but I am fairly certain that Richard Bowen has moved Gina Porter for a long time.

“I’ve been running I don’t know what from”

this is Ricky Bowen to a tee. He’s the guy who runs, he’s the guy who disappears when things get rough, he’s the guy who hides away when he doesn’t want to confront his feelings. so the fact that Ricky is now admitting this to Gina and showing her now that he knows what he’s done in the past but he’s changing! He’s gone thru so much character growth and he’s better for it! And I think that takes so much courage to be able to admit that because everyone he’s friends with knows Ricky’s habits. they can put two and two together. The camera guys, they don’t get the meaning of this line, eh whatever, he’s noncommittal, but it’s not that, it is so much more than that, and Gina knows that and Gina gets that.

“but you and I’ve become a sacred kinda home”

ah yes. this line. Gina is Ricky’s home. Gina is the place where she feels seen, and understood, and known. Ricky was the first person to see Gina for who she truly was and look past all of the intimidation and the fronts she was putting on so people wouldn’t know the real her. but Ricky saw her for who she was. and for me, this is a promise to Ricky. They’re building their own sacred home together and that to me is so special.

“so rare so real right here in this moment”

oh my. I love this line so much. the usage of the word rare is so amazing I have no words, bc rare really does define Gina and Ricky’s relationship. they’ve gone thru so many unique problems and really did get it all, because in so many movies you can’t have it all. If this were any other show Gina would have had to pick between New Zealand and Ricky, between her future job and her future love. but in this case her futures are tied together, they are one and the same, if that makes sense. she can have both and she will have both, because Ricky and Gina’s relationship is rare and true and beautiful and absolutely real.

“cause I love you feels a lot like high school and forever after that”

again, I just love this line because of the implication that rina can and will have everything that they want. they beat the odds, essentially. They’re meant to be and they’ve proven it. love can be found all over, whether romantic or platonic even. The relationships that you make in high school don’t have to end when you graduate - they can last forever beyond that and Ricky and Gina are proving it. and like I said earlier, how in some movies the girl has to choice between her dream career and her dream guy and with hsmtmts season four, she doesn’t. She makes her own future with both of her dreams in it. and that is so powerful and profound. bless these script writers and these song writers.

“I wanna finish what we started in the stairwell where we met”

oh my gawwww-

this is probably one of the most rooted lines in rinas history (that sentence did not make sense but I’m too tired to find out a way for it to make sense so suck it up). the fact that they met and instantly clicked and had a gut instinct from a two minute conversation in a stairwell about an ex and how to win her back. Even when Ricky didn’t think he was going to speak to her ever again both of them did what they do best: give each other some of the best advice of their lives, whether they realized it or not. Gina wouldn’t have gone to theater club if not for Ricky. Ricky wouldn’t have sang itikyk and gotten Troy and started rina on this whole crazy journey if he hadn’t spoken to this “intimidating” girl and gotten her advice. and even though we know this flashback wasn’t shot originally in season one (I’m pretty sure, right?) you can tell that the chemistry is off the charts. From one sighting. and the “finishing what we started,” going big with the declaration of love, that’s what Ricky is finishing. He’s finishing what they started but also continuing their love story on. and that is beautiful and heartbreaking and I will never ever be over them.

[wingedblooms]

When @offtorivendell points out that Sarah had an amethyst owl on her desk when she revealed House of Flame and Shadow…

the house that worships Urd, a goddess who twines fate and shifts form, and is home to wraiths among many other mysterious creatures.

Please Sarah, let our divine, witchy little seer help Bryce.

[lostfairyart]

I really feel like I’ve reached a new level of simp today. ✨✨

I am literally kicking my feet ‘n’ twirling my hair over a fictional man barfing.

AM I OKAY. AM I SANE. WHY AM I GIGGLING OVER A SILLY LITTLE SAD DRUNK MAN VOMITING. 😭

Sorry. I had to get this outta my system. 😩

[simpin-shark]

Switching it up again, Husbando of the day goes to Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad from the first Assassins Creed game.

Altaïr is like a god to me. He’s hot, awesome, strong, smart, and so much more. I fell in love with him immediately when I started playing the game.

He believes so strongly in justice. He does everything so masterfully and to the best of his abilities. He was, and will always be, my favorite assassins creed character.

[juniperhillpatient]

Call me a basic bitch but I’m such a sucker for forbidden romance. Doomed romance. We know it’s wrong we know it’s not destined to last we know we’ll both get hurt & maybe so will other people too but we can’t stay away from each other. God. I watched the 1968 Romeo & Juliet movie in ninth grade English & I haven’t been the same since

[nocentis]

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