#everything is permitted

[carpethedamndiemdejavu]

"You will burn and you will burn out; you will be healed and come back again."

- Fyodor Dostoevsky

[bobbole]

[godofgrapes]

So I kinda went, uh, insane this morning and hammered out 2200 words on my phone during work for a Star Wars/Assassin’s Creed fanfic about Leia and Luke being raised in the Brotherhood.

So. That’s how my morning went.

[requiescat-in-pace-bastardo]

any unpopular opinions/hot takes about assassin's creed in general? 👀

Y'all are gonna hate me for this one, but I'm actually not a huge fan of Bayek. Like he's a good character and all, but I just don't vibe with him like I do with the other protagonists.

[darker-yetsg]

I was thinking, what would an Assassin's Creed India symbol look like. So here.

[damez1979]

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - ...Everything is Permitted

[konaharts]

How their last fight [probably] went.

[sarkos]

I read that as "Everything Legal Popcorn"

did you know that you can dress popcorn with spices and whatever you want and it’s legal and they can’t even stop you

Caciao e poppe

Coarse ground pepper (or lemon pepper if you’re narsty), salt, parmesan, drizzle of olive oil, toss that shit

Cincinnati chili popcorn

seasoning salt, onion powder, chili powder (or curry powder if you’re narsty) cheddar cheese, toss that shit

Everything bagel popcorn

Sea salt, garlic powder, minced dried onion/onion powder, sesame seeds, poppyseeds, dash of paprika (smoked paprika if you’re narsty, mild cheese if desired, toss that shit

Many such instances and examples

[anasten27]

Spit it out. Tell them. They’re here for you. Keeping it inside is killing you.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Birthday to Fallen London; My favourite British people beefing it with bats simulator.

[outislovesgoobers]

PLEASEEEEEEEE MAKE THAT POST ABOUT GUSHING/TALKING ABOUT HECTOR I NEED IT REAL BAD. I HAVENT PLAYED THE DEMO YET WHAT DO YOU MEAN YB THE POSITION OF THE VENTS. OTIS. YOU CANT SAY THAT THEN NTO ELABORATE /lh

OH THANK GOD SOMEBODY'S FINALLY GIVEN ME AN EXCUSE OKAY-

AHEM you get another thesis. Smiles evilly. Spoilers ahead for the demo, obviously <3 ALSO NSFW, because... well it's kinda unavoidable w/ Hector, he's a bit of a freak KSJADKJ

EHEHEHEEEE OKAY I'M GONNA START W/ THE VENTS FIRST BC I FEEL LIKE THATS REALLY FUN, AND THEN SOME EXTRA RAMBLES AT THE END.

*pulls out a comedically long ruler* I have so far identified seven vents in the entire house, not limited to :

Across from your desk, where he can blink sweetly at you while you work,

Dining room - surprisingly none in the kitchen! Perhaps one of the few Big Rooms (tm) where there is not a vent,

Living room, where he cannot watch TV bc of the angle, but he CAN watch YOU watch TV AKSDFJAKSF,

Downstairs bathroom,

UPSTAIRS bathroom,

Home gym, placed sort-of-opposite the treadmill,

And of course, the bedroom, in a simply precarious position KJASDKASJDA

I will let you digest and process this as you will 🫡 godspeed soldier(s), this absolutely fucked me up when I first realized it. This little freak is almost inescapable, except for the kitchen and smaller rooms (closets, laundry room).

OKIE NOW I GET TO YELL SOME MORE ABOUT SOME OTHER STUFFS >:) EHEHE.

oughhhwobuoubuogurgurb <- dying. he feels so bad about accidentally making you feel bad w/ his weirdo reaction

This moment is just so sweet to me. He keeps going after, too, talking about how he will "Make up for that, (...) I will do so much for you, as I always have" EEEEEE <3333 he's a freak but he's a SWEET freak and that's my favourite flavour of freak

ALSO! Note his vent's temperature changing depending on his mood! Ice-y for angry or upset, and steam (the love hearts!!) for when he's happy/in-love! AAAAAA!!!

I need to hit him with a car. What do you mean when you say those words you say. He truly goes on like this for a Hot Minute, about how he wants you to control him AND wants you to understand how much that means to him. Wh.

It's just really fun bc I feel like usually this Genre (tm) of character is more dom-leaning, it's so cute + funny to have one who's a massive sub!

It's also crazy that this conversation happens on the SECOND DAY!!!!! HE'S GOING WHOLE-HOG 2 DAYS IN!!!!

So funny to think about him during the evening of day one, pacing (crawling???) through the vents, being like 'okay. okay. alright. Hector, you're gonna be So Normal with them tomorrow' only to pull out THIS!!!! AAASKDJFSKAFJDKSJFSD

this isn't directly about Hector, HOWEVER I also love Fantina and this line has be going crazy.

what did she say

what did she mean

What did she huh when she wuh

Fan club... FAN club... do we think Fantina and Hector just hang out and talk about you??? 😭😭😭 is it just the two of them, or are there more??? I love these two sm. Squeezing them so tight.

I also love the pun! Like if we think about it, an HVAC is just a bigger fan!

I am not immune to silly jokes. Thank u to the devs, this cracks me up.

anyways he it LITERALLY baby and I cannot wait to meet him properly in a few weeks. Getting up on a step-stool to bite his hands.

[kalzia13]

I couldn't not do a little Grian Permit Office piece, it's my most detailed piece so far so I'm trying to not be too harsh on it.

[requiescat-in-pace-bastardo]

do u have any favorite moments from any ac game?

Definitely! Here's my top 5:

1. The rooftop opening with Ezio and Federico

2. Ezio meeting Leonardo (totally not because I ship their bromance or anything /hj)

3. William punching Desmond (I'm sorry, but Des kinda deserved that.)

4. Shay's monologue at the end of Rogue (because it ties Unity to Rogue)

5. Ratonhnhaké:ton getting his robes (mainly because parts of Edward's robes are in his and it's so sweet that he has that piece of his heritage)

[free-luigi-mangione]

i'm not saying people shouldn't talk about him or that we shouldn't find him hot.

i just believe that certain people are only contributing to his dehumanization which isn't what he needs rn. a lot of fanfic blogs on here (of which i'm not a fan of) advocate for him, share updates, everybody was so heartbroken after seeing him on feb 21st. that's people who thirst over him all the time, but they're very active and vocal and bring the attention where it needs to be whenever something happens.

but the people who are like "omg let me see the sex tapes plz!11!" joke and that's it, without even try to open people's eyes on what the fuck is wrong with the media then it's useless. they're using him as a trend, like he's not a guy that hasn't chosen to be a part of this circus and doesn't deserve all of this. like you said, this is a 'out of sight, out of mind' generation, so they probably have a laugh, retweet and then scroll past it.

like i said, it was just "selfish" wishful thinking because people are being truly heartless towards him, tho i agree that this is better than radio silence. but some of the attention is making people forget he's a human being in a very dangerous situation, imo.

as always, you spit the facts 10/10 i have nothing to add

[konaharts]

They fell asleep watching the picture box.

[thelaughingmagician]

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