#singer simps

[sillyamyy]

Look what my friend found! @sluttery-withoutshame @ericsingerisababycat

[sluttery-withoutshame]

@fr4c7ur3diii!! This is so funny!

This is so funny!

I don’t think he said “FUCK” enough. I think he got ice in his boot! And then he bounced the bucket off his forearm because…I dunno…he’s so fucking hyperactive. The way he hops around the stage! Then of course he touches Gene because he can’t keep his fucking hands off him or something.

This video is solid gold.

[angelbambisworld]

There's Stanley Stans and Singer Simps...So what do us Gene fangirls and fanboys call ourselves? Any ideas?

[bunchofrandomfandomsandbands]

Here’s another pic of Eric & his ex @sillyamyy

[teecupangel]

Modern boyband AU :) Bill raised Desmond to be a idol to try and beat an old rival (idk, Vidic?) who manages an idol group called the Templars. Because this training is kind of insane (and William sucks), Desmond runs away and meets Altair, Ezio, and Ratonhnhake:ton when they're panicking about their tenor going missing right before a show, and Desmond walks by singing idly under his breath, so they grab him and offer him a place to stay if he'll help them out.

Something, something, boatload of tropes, they all end up dating Desmond and William foams at the mouth because his perfect son is singing on his own terms and not conforming to the image that he wants him to be.

Anyways Desmond's tenor, Altair and Ezio are baritone, and Ratonhnhake:ton is bass. Their harmonies are to die for and all their shows are sold out. Who was the missing guy? idk take your pick this is just to spite that #I will not make a boyband AU tag of yours lmao

From @saberamane

I'd read a boyband AU...

… Alright, you guys want a boyband AU, here, have some ideas… (Let’s be completely clear though, there was a comment in Eagle of Masyaf about how Desmond there is like the MC of Debut or Die so this will be more of a boyband-idol fusion XD)

So, how about instead of Bill being an idol manager…

Desmond was born as the son of one of the most famous opera singer, William Miles, who married a world-renowned ballet dancer. His entire life, he’s had lessons in both opera singing and ballet but Bill’s expectations were too much for a young child and he ran away when he was a teenager.

That didn’t mean he didn’t love to sing or dance, it’s just that… he didn’t like opera singing and ballet because of the childhood he had.

The same thing still happens, Desmond gets recruited out of the blue by Altaïr, Ezio, and Ratonhnhaké:ton because their fourth member left them just when they finally got an audition that could change their lives. They tried to get drunk (well, Ezio anyway) to commiserate when they heard Desmond singing softly on his break (they went out of the bar to get some air before Altaïr kicked someone’s ass for not getting the clue and stop hitting on him… or maybe the dude was hitting on Ratonhnhaké:ton? They didn’t know anymore). So they got Desmond to join them in auditioning because, fuck it, they were all varying levels of drunk at that point and he’s cute and he sounds really, really good, and…

Some promises might have been made, Ezio might have offered his first child, Altaïr might have kabedon Desmond and Ratonhnhaké:ton was pretty sure they were alternating between hitting on Desmond and begging him to join their boyband (Fucking Aquilus, getting married at such a crucial time).

Desmond agreed because the three of them were pathetic drunk hot dudes begging for help and Desmond didn’t really think it would be that big of a deal.

… It was.

They nailed the audition and got signed in for a 2-year contract with Amun Entertainment and Desmond gets swept into the limelight of being in a boyband/idol.

Although, due to propriety, this did mean that William Miles can’t publicly condone his runaway son’s actions and simply comments that his son is 'independent' and that 'he is watching the path his son had chosen' which, really, Desmond knew as a threat.

And Desmond continues to be part of the boyband because it’s a big ‘fuck you’ to William Miles and if there’s anything Desmond inherited from his mother (other than being limber), it's her pettiness.

Unorganized Ideas:

The audition was headed by Layla Hassan who quit her job in Abstergo Entertainment and went straight to Amun Entertainment to bring the idea of making a multitalented boyband (“You mean one of those kpo-” “Don’t say it! You’ll jinx us!”) and it’s hastily put together to beat Abstergo’s own plan (which is led by Sofia Rikkin). So Desmond’s boyband group actually debuted three months before Abstergo’s.

While Layla is more or less their manager, Shaun, and Rebecca are her assistants with Shaun taking care of logistics while Rebecca is more of an all-rounder (and she’s in charge of their social media accounts).

They start off with songs and dances but all of them have some kind of side gig that’s meant to be part of their appeal and plays on their strength (and the ‘persona’ they have on stage). During the peak of their career, Ratonhnhaké:ton has his own nature mini-documentary (with streaming services trying to get more seasons even before the latest season has finished airing), Ezio is known as the king of romcom, Altaïr has an educational show that’s aimed at adults (but let’s be honest, it’s aimed at his thirsty fans) with topics ranging from history to technological advancement and Desmond is, strangely enough, known for playing morally grey characters in drama shows.

William Miles is a tenor like his son. His wife is retired now and has a protege by the name of Galina.

Haytham is still a deadbeat dad but he buys every merch and watches everything Ratonhnhaké:ton is on in secret. Grandpappy Edward has no patience for secrecy and all the fans know he’s Ratonhnhaké:ton’s number one fan.

The Auditores are rich and Ezio’s siblings have varying success with Federico taking over their father’s position in Auditore Banks, Claudia being known as a socialite who has investments in a lot of things and Petruccio being in college to be a doctor.

Not much is known of Altaïr’s past other than he’s an orphan. He does seem to have a groupchat with two of his childhood friends (the three of them grew up in the same orphanage) with one of them (the youngest) being a very supportive friend bordering on stalker-ish level of being a fan.

All the fans like to joke about how Desmond is the baby of the group even though Ratonhnhaké:ton is the youngest. There’s a lot of shipping going on and it’s part of their appeal but a lot of shippers ship Desmond with one of them (or more) because of how he’s the baby that everyone takes care of or always indulges.

They do keep their relationship a secret and any slips are noted by the fans as them baiting their shippers.

Nobody planned for the baiting but, dear god, Layla’s gonna milk it, that’s for damn sure.

This does mean that they have to cater to everyone. So if there’s gonna be a duet with Desmond in it, they’ll release three duets so everyone gets a… slice of the pie.

This does mean a lot more work for Desmond but he doesn’t mind because singing and dancing with his lovers are always fun, especially since they get to decide the composition, lyrics, and choreography themselves.

The tabloids do like to talk about their nonexistent love lives with women, especially Ezio since he does have a lot of leading ladies thanks to all those romcoms but they just ignore that.

They have matching rings that are meant to mark how they’re officially with Desmond but since it’s all four of them, their fans assume they’re meant to be matching rings of friendship and a lot of fans have replica rings to show their support (and their bias).

[moondust-artz]

Going through teenage angst and it’s not fun

[sam-jessie]

Listening to muskaanein jhooti he while watching mentopolis because they both have verryy noir vibes. But seriously, everyone needs to listen to that song!! It's soo femme fatale and dark. Asfjxhsjdhcjdsks

[rainofthetwilight]

why are swifities just...Like That

[tezuka-brainrot]

I have a little depressed man in my brain named Ryuunosuke who's inspired a lot by Tenma. And one of the earliest versions of him involved him pulling a Tenma to replace his dead son. Except it was with a whole ass pre-existing human child instead of a robot.

He's a fucked up man.

[ancient-cats-unite]

Jam Session

The music cats jam out together! What could go wrong? Many things, especially when a guest star gets involved.

"Sorry I'm late!"

Moneko burst into the studio door, almost tripping and sending her pink songbook flying. Ramen Cat, who changed from his work clothes to something more extravagant caught it. He chuckled, handing back to the girl.

Ramen was decked out in a sparkling red and orange gradient jacket. One sleeve was studded while the other had "RAMEN" sewed on with sparkly thread. Ripped jean shorts and boots with yellow laces made him look pretty kickass. Moneko had the complete opposite clothing sense, a strawberry pink dress with a green belt, hair extensions in pink and green with hot pink mary janes.

"Hey Moneko! We're kinda waiting on the Rock Revengers."

The studio was sleek, a stage fitted enough for the gang as well as some speakers set up. The jam session pooled their money together to rent for an hour though Moneko's salary could pay for it hundred fold. Moneko pulled up a plastic chair.

"Neat! I got this cool song I've been practicing for awhile. I miiight play it on my world tour."

Ramen propped himself up on her lap, looking at the lyrics in pink pen. Suddenly the door burst open with a loud kick. The mortar player held a large music case, almost comically large. The others streamed in, rough housing antics ensuing with the bee and the crab.

"WE'RE HERE MOTHERFUCKERS!"

The mortar player propped up his drum on the stage. The crab ruffled both Ramen's and Moneko's hair.

"Whassup crazy folk?! Haven't seen y'all since winter!!"

Moneko giggled, while Ramen hurried to fix his springy hair.

"Yeah, yeah.. ey, where's the other guy?"

Ramen retied his black hairband. The Rock Revengers stood up, confused. Moneko checked her phone, scrolling through their reserved time.

"Yes! We have another person coming. She's a very special friend of mine-"

The door creaked open, following the jangle of beads. A typical cat with an eye popping headdress rolled in. Alongside her was a mini cat carrying her microphone on a velvet pillow.

"Meawuuu!"

There was nothing typical about this cat. She was known for her over the top displays at her concerts. Flashing lights, gravity defying stages and excellent costume design. She was a force to be reckoned with, even after her retirement no one could take her top spot. Her popularity was a hidden gem to the empire. The one and only.. Cabaret Cat.

"Meawuuuuuu! Meaoo!"

Cabaret Cat nuzzled Moneko's leg, sitting next to her on her velvet pillow. She mewled sweetly like it was a sincere greeting.

"..okay, who is this cat?"

The chestnut player asked, lugging his music stand along. He was immediately tackled by the mortar player.

"Dumb fuck! This is CABARET CAT. THE GREATEST CAT MUSICIAN OF ALL TIME."

Cabaret Cat begun to groom herself. Dismissing her cat companion, she held her microphone in her mouth. Ramen looked at Cabaret Cat, jaw dropped.

"How did you get Cabaret Cat in here? With US??"

Cabaret Cat was gently carried into Moneko's lap.

"Oh, she just wanted to sing with us! For fun! She texted me on Meowter."

Moneko held Cabaret Cat all the way to the stage. The Rock Revengers stammered, pushing the highest pedestal for the tiny cat and bowing. It was very out of character for them, they bowed to no one.

"H-here you go Cabaret Cat!"

Cabaret rewarded their kind gesture, allowing a pet from each. The rockers were reduced to a grateful mess.

"I.. I petted the Miss Cabaret.. I'm never washing this paw again!"

Ramen rolled his eyes.

"Okay.. Cabaret. Should we, uh, get you anything?"

"Meawuuu! Meaw meaww!"

She shook her head, getting slapped in the face by beads and string. The rockers connected their instruments to the speakers, Ramen pulled out his spare microphone and helped the other two singers connect their microphones.

"So should we start with 'Cat eat Cat world'?"

Moneko set up her lyrics on a music stand. Cabaret bonked into the microphone just to make sure it worked.

"Yeah, thats like the only song we know."

Ramen pulled out a microphone stand in his paws. The Rock Revengers were all set up at this point. The mortar player was hyped at this point, jumping right in.

"Hell yeah! One, two, one, two, three, four!"

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Terrible, absolute abhorrent musical skills ensue. Loose and sloppy was the only tempo the rockers were used to. Cabaret sighed in disappointment. When the band got to the bridge of the song, Cabaret let out her signature verse.

"Meawu! Meawu meawu!!"

The floor began to crack. Rumbling the stage, everyone hurried off to witness the magic of the Cabaret. A huge humanoid cat came from the ground in sparkling neon and gold. Cabaret jumped from her seat and landed on the statue's paws. It rose until it broke the roof of the studio, up to the sky. Cabaret, fully confident on her own stage, started her solo.

The cats below were both starstruck and devastated. Ramen looked at the debris that surrounded them. Miraculously no one was hurt.

"I really REALLY HOPE she's paying for this."

"Is that Cabaret's hit single "Meow into my heart"?"

"Yessss!!"

Cabaret had quite a crowd around her as she sung to her heart's content. After she finished, she winked at her friends below. The statue then drifted off into the sunset. The crowd was shook except the band.

"I'm NOT PAYING FOR THIS. Can't you get Cabaret to pay for this Moneko?"

Ramen held his paws up. A whole clutter of voices from the Rock Revengers, Moneko and Ramen overrid any sort of civil conversation.

"I can probably take this out of my budget!!"

"FUCK NO, WE'RE SUING!"

"But what about MISS CABARET??"

"KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF YOU DAMN CRAB SIMP!"

"Watch your LANGUAGE DIPSHIT-!"

"MONEKO is RIGHT HERE Ramen!"

"Guys please!!"

In the horizon, Cabaret Cat and her statue sat on a large hill. The cat sipped on a pink lemonade, singing her famous tune.

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[sillyamyy]

My fav blonde eric photos 😇 @sluttery-withoutshame @ericsingerisababycat

[sluttery-withoutshame]

This will never not break my heart.

He looks so close to tears when he says “I couldn’t have been more shocked”.

Why would you do this to my baby, Paul?

[ang30l]

Simpburrrrrr designs!

Arg but might be soon idk

[bunchofrandomfandomsandbands]

Jesus Mary and Joseph

@sluttery-withoutshame

[marsthevulture]

I met a James Potter variant and I wrote him a song

Or

The song Regulus wrote for James in a weird AU where he’s a folkish singer

Enjoy

You’ve got it all

All that I want

The whole crowd would catch you

If you ever were to fall

And I would be there too

Even if your body was of stone

Because I’m delusional

No I never lose hope

Poor me

Oh poor me

For the way you light up the room

I don’t know if I want your heart

Or just to be you

All eyes they follow you

And if you asked them too

Even the stars would kill the moon

Just for you

Oh for you

Poor me

Oh poor me

Rotten down to my core

For cumbs of affection

I’ll bleed out on the floor

And sorry to my band

But I need to do this alone

I know you won’t believe

There’s nothing here to love

Nothing left to love

And to write you this song

I even left my bass

But I needed you to know

I want to be in your place

[helloclouita]

RELATIONSHIP W/ BILLZO! Hc's:

Just imagine the rest of what I putted here, cuz I'm bored :]

So first off, does his Fans know about you two?

answer is "No" since you guys wanted a Private Relationship, or you guys were still not ready to announce.

2nd Who are you, and what do you do?

Well.. You are Quite famous yourself, since you are a Popular Musician, WHO became famous before Billzo.

And before he was even a Celebrity (YouTuber/Streamer) -

-He was actually a Big fan of you, and was a Fanboy, and he still is till this day.

How you guys met was,

He went to your Concert, and after you were done performing, you were sighing autographs, and when you were done you saw Poor Billzo outside. Feeling sad that he didn't get a Picture or an Autograph from you.

Of course you have a Heart and went over to him and Gave him both!!

Then that's kinda your Love story with him...

He's a Big simp for you like KDHNDJDDH-

If I would describe the Cartoon version of your guys relationship. Y'all would be Raven and Beast boy on Teen Titans

HE IS VERY CHAOTIC AND YOU ARE LIKE THE MOTHER WHO LOOKS AFTER HIM-

His friends like Tommy and Freddie tease your guys relationship, but he always says their just jealous.

Bill gets sometimes insecure when Fans of yours start shipping you with other Famous Celebrities, But he would always shrug them off.

His Nicknames for you are, "Lovey" "Rock star" "Darling" or even "Mumshie" as a Joke!!

He is definitely the clingy one on the Relationship, and it never bothers you of course.

He is like a small teddy bear xd.

You would give him Front rows on one of your Concerts or events you're invited to, and brought him as your Plus one.

Billzo would probably promote your Songs on his Stream, and you couldn't be happier.

HE LOVES WEARING YOUR JERSEYS (THAT YOU HAVE- DON'T ASK WHY- IT'S STYLE) AND HE WOULD MIX HIS OUTFITS WITH IT.

You guys would sometimes have Matching bandanas and Chat would point out, Bill wearing a Bandana which was very similar with the one you were wearing at your previous concert.

He Maybe uses your Social media accounts and make videos there.

YOU AND BILLZO WILL LAUGH WHILE EATING POPCORN WHEN YOUR GUYS FANS FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER, WITH THEM NOT KNOWING ABOUT YOU TOO