#I'll go for the tea
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shathesha · 1 year ago
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It's all started with drugs.
o7
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demaparbat-hp · 1 year ago
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Izumi (steambaby) sketches.
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estaquirot · 2 months ago
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maybe the mundys always wanted a kid, but the reason why they didn't had any was because infertility issues; maybe mick's mom had a condition like PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome) or endometriosis, and maybe the reason why they couldn't adopt or make it via in vitro was because of monetary issues.
all that explanation why? because if it was due a condition sniper would have seen his mother go through excruciating pains during her periods (let's suppose he got adopted before menopause), and his father trying to help her feel more comfortable.
that makes him really empathetic with someone (especially partners) who got periods, whenever it's regular periods or a more painful condition; massages, going to the store to buy pads/tampons/whatever or anything his they're craving, give either space or comfort... you name it.
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frownyalfred · 8 months ago
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BVS Alfred was all wry, British bark and absolutely zero actual bite. He walks in on Bruce chugging random prescription meds with thousand dollar vintages from the Wayne cellar and just shrugs and make a thinly-veiled comment about grandkids. he then proceeds to tell Bruce that perhaps, chasing after Superman is a one-man suicide mission, before sighing, sitting down, and...helping Bruce go on a one-man suicide mission against Superman. oh you want to build a massive experimental plane in our basement? you want to create Kryptonite weapons from minerals that you had me purchase off the black market? you want to mix percs and burgundy? you shouldn't, sir. but off I go to grab the next bottle. alas.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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Chu Wanning, kit-tea man. (Part 2)
(for @onionlings)
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cultivating-wildflowers · 2 years ago
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ladies, I need to wander despondently across a foggy moor asap
#*this also applies to the not-ladies among us#y'all deserve a good pensive ramble across a moor in a really cool greatcoat#just be sure you don't turn it into anything vigorous#this is not the time to be Aragorn we are looking for Jonathan Harker pre-Dracula at best#in regards to the moor: a wind-swept cliffside would also be suffice#it would NOT do wonders for my health of course but hey#fortunately the bestie and I have plans to go hiking next weekend and if we don't have another option I'm gonna beg for the hemlock trail#I'd also take the cedar springs#I just need Nature that isn't the beach#in other news I am happy to report that the week is smoothing itself out somewhat#we're all still on edge but it's not as bad as it was and we've effectively kicked loose the pebble in the the shoe#my darling sister sent me a gift and told me to treat myself so I may get bubble tea after work#and I begged for tomorrow off so I can sleep and then spend the day coughing in peace#(this is such a bizarre cold. I didn't get any of the preliminaries outside of some sneezing)#(and then it was straight to my chest. not even a sore throat first! usually I get a lot of build up and can often get ahead of a bad cough#(thankfully my nose is not congested. I suppose that's the trade-off)#so I'll sleep in and then I may sort some of the filing I'm taking home from the office#by then I'll likely have completely lost my voice#AND I have ingredients for chili because for once I planned ahead. might even make some of my favorite rolls as well.#and then next week...I start a second job#(super simple and it's 2 hours max every evening. once I figure it out it could be an hour tops unless I decide to take it slow)#(the pay is great for the job and it'll give me something to do instead of just...I dunno...reading through the winter I suppose)#(sorry my head is in such a fog I don't know how I'm surviving work)#mine#greatest hits
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royalarchivist · 4 months ago
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Pac: I'm gonna see if I can manage to... to raise my- my kids [minimes], Fit.
Fit: Ok, yeah yeah! If you need any help with that, let me know, ok? By the way, here– [He tosses Pac some green mushrooms] Take a few of these. You might have to feed those to the kids [minimes], and it's like, a pain in the ass to get, so...
Pac: Fit, are you raising kids, like, underneath a van and giving them mushrooms??? What are you doing!
Fit: [Stammers] I'm a Florida man, I'm a Florida man!
Pac: Ok, yeah. Ok, yeah, you're a Florida man, everything makes sense now. [Laughs] You are a good parent, you are a good dad.
Fit: I try. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Pac. [He pats his chest, over his heart, and laughs]
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Pac: I'm gonna see if I can manage to... to raise my- my kids [minimes], Fit.
Fit: Ok, yeah yeah! If- if you need any help with that, let me know, ok?
Pac: Yeah! Ok, ok, I'm gonna create the room, and later on we can chat!
Fit: By the way, here– [He tosses Pac some green mushrooms] Take a few of these.
Pac: Oh! Wait, what is this? Mushroom?
Fit: You might have to feed those to the kids [minimes], and it's like, a pain in the ass to get, so...
Pac: You- you have been feeding your kids with green mushrooms? [Laughs]
Fit: Look– they wanted 'em! So– you know? I mean–
Pac: Fit, are you raising kids, like, underneath a van and giving them mushrooms??? What are you doing!
Fit: [Stammers] I'm a Florida man, I'm a Florida man! I'm a Florida man.
Pac: Ok, yeah. Ok, yeah, you're a Florida man, everything makes sense now. [Laughs]
Fit: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Pac: You just do some shenanigans with them, that's all! Yeah.
Fit: Yeah, exactly, you understand! You understand, yes yes.
Pac: You are a good parent, you are a good dad. You're a good dad.
Fit: I try. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Pac. [He pats his chest, over his heart] Thank you. [Laughs]
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italyveneziano · 9 months ago
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Obsessed with what America and England have going on in HetaOni. America's like "I keep having to watch my dad die from overusing his magic in past timelines and not knowing how to stop it is killing me inside but I'm not going to talk to him about it" and England's like "I can't seem to hold a conversation with my son without insulting him but I won't hesitate to use my dying breath to ensure I can protect him from beyond the grave"
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b4kuch1n · 2 years ago
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red lion wizard !
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wolfchans · 1 year ago
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© CHANCE ON CHAN | 240615
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simptasia · 17 days ago
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thinking about how the temperature and humidity on cardassia can get so severe that it enters into This Could Kill Julian territory. so perhaps julian takes the summer months off to stay inside with the environmental controls set to human comfy
and of course i mean, garak literally won't let him leave their house
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lynxalon · 9 months ago
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i've seen a fair bit of... pessimism about dorym lately, esp with the ep107, for example wondering if dorian's opposing views on the gods making orym fall out of love, and i have to say. i very highly doubt it, ur fr talking about the man who has held on to will for so long, holding onto will's family and affectionately calling this *his* family too because that didn't stop when will died. i dont think falling out of love is an option or even a thought to orym.
that said, we know that orym has contingencies for if anyone in bells hells crosses the line into being a version of themselves they would despise, for anyone who jeopardizes their mission. his mission. i think, for the first time since knowing dorian, orym finally has a contingency for him. the longer dorian is back, the more orym sees how scarred he is by what's happened (understandable so) and knows that dorian is with bells hells all the way. but if he isn't...
#lynx speaks#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#dorym#dorian x orym#i'll be so fr i hardly interact with the cr fandom at large bc soooooo many people are deeply pessimistic#i want to have fun!!!!! i AM having fun#and then i come here and see the most bad faith takes in all of the world ever and its disheartening!#where's ur fucken JOY where's ur fucken WHIMSY#bells hells is one of the wackiest groups with crazy dynamics between them all and its enjoyable!#ur Allowed to enjoy the things u watch i prommy#and to that point! people keep complaining that bells hells r indecisive and there r too many opposing views muddying things etc etc#1. ofc there r a lot of views. the real world is like that too. opposing views is one of the best story elements to enrich ur made up world#2. whenever there is a Big Decisive moment many instantly go 'noooooo not like that!!! that's not what *i*wanted' (ex: the shard.)#the cast receiving backlash from fans every time they r decisive and do something objectively fucken cool and interesting#means that any time they Think about doing a Big Thing... it gets a little harder bc what if the fans hate it. again. should i even do this#separating fandom from cast is a bit more difficult for this form of media and the inherent close proximity or creators to audience#so. just. maybe some of us could chill and cool off just a little. and maybe examine why This Thing is so terrible to u. and remember.#it may be terrible to *u* but thats where it stops. the specific bad feelings u have r not always indicative of media being Bad.#sometimes it's just not ur cup of tea and i PROMMY that its okay if its not
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microtyalm13 · 1 year ago
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everything about Gavriil feels suffocating.
how his presence alone can be almost overwhelming, how his massive body cages you everytime without a chance to escape. you wouldn't dare to try anyway, knowing that you don't even have a say against a creature of his caliber. he will find you. in your dreams, in your nightmares. in your room.
how he will be intense and vague about everything just for the sake of it; to confuse you further, to see the conflict of emotions in your eyes merge with arousal. eventually your hesitance turns into acceptance, a desperate need to feel his hands all over you. and he will be oh so grateful to fulfill that desire.
how his thick tongue pushes past your lips and into your mouth, reaching almost the back of your throat, relishing in the muffled little sounds you make. your drool mixed with his saliva drips down your chin, and your hazy eyes look up at him when he finally pulls away, giving you a second to breathe.
how his hips are slamming into you relentlessly, your wetness and lack of resistance allowing him to move almost effortlessly. forced to hold onto him for dear life instead of pushing away. all of your morals and principles are being tossed out of the window every single time he comes to you. he has you where he wants you, and will not stop until he feels like you can't take it anymore.
and how in the morning he vanishes away, leaving you guessing: was it just another wet dream? but the cold stickiness between your legs tells you more than you need to know.
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peachiibon · 10 months ago
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what if i combined both of my main interests right now. what then
warning for a mile long rant of cookie flavor speculations in the tags
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teasugarcoffee · 4 months ago
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besties who croc together clock off together
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cafesulsul · 2 months ago
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navy and denim aged up to toddlers 🎂🫐 beginning | previous | next
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