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lakhesismoirae · 2 days ago
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And why do you know that, good sir?
all politics about ai aside if you use it to create fanwork you're just a fucking dweeb
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pastelknight · 1 day ago
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"I don't understand what the hype is all about-"
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Oooooh...
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cryptidwrestling · 24 hours ago
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Me: Yay! Nothing bad happened in the main event! Just a killer match!
Also Me: *analyzing every little expression of Jey's from bell to screen going black cause some of them felt a liiiiitle too close to Crashout/Right Hand Man Jey than I'm used to*
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musicalhell · 10 months ago
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I love how the casting notice for Hermes in Hadestown effectively reads "Any age, any gender, any race, ability to serve cunt essential"
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runawaymarbles · 7 months ago
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"There are 6-9 genders in the omegaverse" wrong. There are 2 genders in the omegaverse. "Might be forced by biological imperative to fuck in a McDonald's" and "won't be forced by biological imperative to fuck in a McDonald's."
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perlukafarinn · 10 months ago
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endings that are better for dean than dying young and bloody:
opening a bar (as shown to be a fantasy of his)
opening a gay bar (my preferred ending)
working with kids, potentially at a home like sonny's
working as a mechanic, eventually specializing in vintage cars
becoming the new bobby, helping the next generation of hunters
being a stay-at-home dad with his husband castiel as the breadwinner (cas doesn't work either he just steals money from rich assholes using his powers and calls it being a breadwinner)
(he's with cas for all of these btw in case that wasn't obvious)
spending like a good decade traveling the world via angel express and enjoying his retirement from hunting
becoming a rock star with a cult following, a significant portion of which love sharing around conspiracy theories that he's actually a serial killer who faked his own death and started fresh with a new identity (no one seriously believes this)
becoming a sheep herder (it's the closest thing to a modern-day cowboy he can get. he gets to wear the hat and everything)
moving to hollywood and becoming an actor under the pseudonym jensen ackles
becoming a successful writer purely to spite chuck, outselling the supernatural series easily and receiving rave reviews for his refreshing style and devastating depictions of childhood trauma and breaking the cycle of abuse
building a space ship and searching the galaxy for intelligent life
literally anything other than what happened on the show
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spacedace · 2 years ago
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You ever think Dick overhears someone say Jason was the most violent Robin and just gets so mad about it?
And it's not even about like, defending Jason's honor or anything. It's purely because he's just so incredibly insulted that people somehow forgot how much of an unhinged ball of rage he was as a child.
Like I'm imagining him storming into the cave and yanking on his now way too small Robin costume and muttering angrily about I'll show you the angriest Robin
Barbara is facepalming about all the nonsense that's about to pop off that inevitably she's gonna have to clean up. Bruce just starts sweating profusely and desperately trying to talk Dick down because he suddenly remembers that time Dick kicked a criminal so hard they ended up in a coma for a week and smiled so brightly while doing it that the other goons there at the time just chose to jump off a three story building into the suspect sludge that filled Gotham harbor rather than face the unhinged ten year old on bright colors and pixie boots.
Duke: But wasn't Dick the nice one?
Tim, who idolized Dick Grayson's Robin like his own chaotic god: Don't ever insult my favorite Robin that way again. Here are my top thirty photos of him reigning deranged chaotic violence upon his enemies. I'd show you more but this album just has the photos from the first month I started following him and Batman around.
Jason: The hundreds of dead assassins and all the shit I've heard about you and Young Justice suddenly make a lot more sense
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theroundbartable · 9 months ago
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I'm sure this already exists but anyways.
Merlin was raised among Dragonlords, at least for a good while. They are a mix of Dragon tamers and assassins and taught Merlin how to do both (also magic). He only ever went there over the summer to visit his father, who was banned from the kingdom, (His mother usually went with him for a couple days, but couldn't stay much longer because of the farm work.) but he had great potential and caught up to the other dragonlords easily.
Fast forward, Merlin is assigned Arthur's personal manservant and has a prophecy thrown at him by the dragon beneath the castle.
While hiding in plain sight, Merlin creates his alternate persona 'Emrys', the assassin who appears in random windows to kill Arthur's newest threat.
Arthur, none the wiser, only knows a man with yellow eyes, a mask and daggers is sneaking around him, protecting him with everything his father told him was evil.
Needless to say, Arthur is having a crisis. A very gay crisis, in fact. And because he thinks Merlin is a little like him (because of the stolen dresses and sneaking around), he tries to confide in him very subtly.
Arthur: Emrys, well... He's sort of ... A good looking fella.
Merlin: is he? Didn't you tell me he's wearing a mask?
Arthur: yes, but.... You know. He has - arms
Merlin: arms
Arthur: and legs
Merlin: ... I'm not sure that's as impressive as you claim it is. I have both of those two *wiggles his limbs*
Arthur: yes but his are - wait, actually you're very similar to him
Merlin: so, am I attractive too? *Lopsided grin*
Arthur: *gay panic intensifies*
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theabigailthorn · 11 months ago
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"Good" Acting
i have a theory that a lot of people say acting is "good" when they're emotionally moved by it, and a lot of cishet white people have a lifelong habit of not listening or empathising when minoritised people speak, so minority actors get called "bad" even when they display some pretty fucking amazing technical skill
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cassandra-silver · 4 months ago
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I'm a strong believer in Penelope being the one who did stupid embarrassing shit in order to impress Odysseus who kind of just took a look at her blushing disheveled just-ran-into-6-walls face like 😌 yeah I want that one
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monkberryfields · 6 months ago
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starcurtain · 1 month ago
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All I'm saying is, if it turns out that the people of Amphoreus are already dead/just simulations/cannot leave the memoria (so on so forth), I know a lot of people would be hoping for a next-life Mydei and Phainon reunion in the library, but, you know, I could also be perfectly happy if it turns out Mydei's alternate timeline is just his future?
Like, Amphoreus restarts. We get to follow Mydei along the bridge again... His friends are alive...
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Kremnos is flourishing, with its happy children and rejoicing people, far from the madness and misery of Eurypon's timeline...
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They're about to hold the Kremnos Festival again, this time just for honor and the joy of noble combat...
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Mydei climbs the stairs, meets back up with his mother (who is ruling Kremnos after guiding them down the better path, as she rightfully deserves!)...
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And then, then there's just a shout--the camera pans to the bottom of the stairs and there's Phainon, sword drawn, grinning like an absolute fool, declaring at the top of his lungs:
"Mydeimos! I followed you all the way from Okhema to challenge you! The Kremnos Festival--just you and me! That festival crown will be mine without a doubt!"
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Cutttt to Gorgo giving Mydei the world's most knowing side-eye that it is humanly possible to give, and that's when she hits him with the line:
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Despite dying of cringe in front of his mother, Mydei is still powerless to resist a single taunt from Phainon and shouts back something roughly equivalent to: "Keep dreaming, HKS! A dromas would have better odds of winning the festival than you ever will," while the scene fades to black, with Gorgo's joyous cackling and Mydei's embarrassed groan being the last thing to disappear.
HEAR ME OUT! I could be happy with this! It's a viable alternative! We can skip the death and despair, Hoyo, I promise!! I would accept this consolation prize; I could be content-- Hoyo w-where are you going, come back--
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liadhan · 3 months ago
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"I'm not into men, I'm an ally" - Buck, resident bisexual
"Eddie I don't even care if you move, I don't need you" - Buck, dying inside at the prospect of Eddie moving
"I'm fine" - Buck, whenever he's not fine
"I'm still with Abby" - Buck, months after Abby left
"I'm done with casual fast hookups, I'm gonna take it slow and do it right" - Buck, 2 minutes before his next casual fast hookup
"I feel like she really sees me" - Buck, about a woman who was only interested in him because he died once
"Eddie would never do anything illegal" - Buck, talking about the time Eddie broke the law
"I'm not hopelessly pining for my straight best friend" - Buck, resident reliable narrator, definitely telling the objective truth and not pining at all thank you very much
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that-ineffable-devil · 1 year ago
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There are a lot of reasons we need Dead Boy Detectives S2. A LOT.
But what I need, desperately, is Charles Rowland's Season of Perpetual Bisexual Panic.
You know, to balance out Edwin Payne's Season of Perpetual Gay Panic.
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sleepy-cone · 5 months ago
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Pssst...hey... Alfred can't be "good" if Bruce is "bad"
If Bruce is written as abusive and obsessed with "the mission," then logistically, ya gotta write Alfred as an enabler/accessory to the abuse.
It is impossible for Alfred to be there throughout all Robins, be first witness for multiple years with multiple children "suffering" and still have the kids be like: "Oh well, Alfred is still an angel, though." They would've known he hadn't helped them.
Imagine a building is on fire, and someone just stands there and watches it. They didn't start it, but they also don't try to put it out. They don't help anyone get out. They don't even bother calling for help. Yet, they still get a medal for their bravery??
There would only be 2 ways that Alfred could be seen as a "loving grandfather" if he
1. Outright stops Bruce by confronting him directly or getting the kids out from the first sign of abuse.
2. If Bruce is at least a somewhat decent father. Sure, he can make mistakes, and he can fumble sometimes. But Bruce can not be actively harmful to the kids for years without Alfred being aware and choosing to leave the kids to fend for themselves.
Alfred would have to be written as a non questions asked, 100% dedicated to only a "True Wanye" kind of butler. He would have to see the kids as not real Wayne's to allow an abusive Bruce to continuously harm them. The kids would know this and hate BOTH of them.
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one-hit-boy-wonder · 2 months ago
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the funny thing about people hating jack and janet for literally no reason is that tim probably has a better relationship with his parents than most tumblr users have
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