#I'm losing it

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

[sleepoutro]

via demolovrs on twitter

[glimblshanks]

"statistically the horniest and least romantically committed crew in Starfleet" bro how are they measuring that

[sky-is-the-limit]

(18+)

Okay but imagine having to switch bases in order to do a special type of training, you have to be away for a few months and Price is going crazy. You were his favourite recruit, he'd always find an excuse to watch you train or have you in his office, even making up issues so he can scold you, watch you frown your eyebrows and reply to him in a way that would not be acceptable for any other recruit. Not you though.

He'd do it on purpose cause it'd would turn him on so much to watch you act all bratty so later on at night, when he's laying naked on his bed, he can imagine all the things he'd do to you. He'd have a fight with his inner voice telling him that this is not right, not appropriate yet he'd do it every night, touch himself to the thought of you as he has no courage to make a move, at least sober.

So one night while you're in bed, sleeping, in your new temporary base, you get a call in the middle of the night from your drunken Captain who's just panting, groaning, begging for you to talk to him so he can get off from just your voice. It's been a month since you moved and the alcohol is clouding up his brain, no matter how hard he tries, he can't remember how you sound and out of frustration, he just calls you.

He knows he's going to regret this once the alcohol is out of his system and as he's about to hang up, he hears you reciprocating his every inappropriate thought as if you were waiting for this to happen. At first he'd think that you have no clue what he's doing until a soft whine escapes your lips and he loses it completely.

"Just keep talking to me, fuck, I miss that disrespectful mouth of yours"

[amentomensmut]

Arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms arms

[justnour99]

[ulquiorraswife]

Me when my favorite Jing yuan smut got deleted and I spent hours looking through accounts to see if someone reblogged it and still couldn't find it

[matadorofheart]

this week on fnaftube we had mark reacting to dawko's video pretending it's a collaboration

and then matpat went on gtlive and

and then john fuhnaff just wrapped up a livestream where he

[enderteegs]

Wilbur reacting to xisuma’s hermitgang verse on his ylyl stream

[bloodfreak-boyking]

okay but can we talk about a few things here. First of all, the way dean's looking at sam throughout all of these is fucking insane.

Second of all, SPECIFICALLY the way he's looking DIRECTLY AT HIS LIPS...WHEN THEY'RE BASICALLY PRESSED TOGETHER.

LIKE COME ON. ARE YOU GUYS SEEIN THIS SHIT?

Third, the way he looks so DISAPPOINTED in the last two.

Conclusion: Dean wanted his little brother to pull him in by his lapels and kiss him stupid and he's bummed the fuck out it didn't happen.

[ancientvamp]

thinking about this clip daily

[they-didnt-last]

ohhh lucy getting wounded and immediately going to lockwood's for help. and him not hesitating to wrap an arm around her and bring her inside.... jonathan stroud i am in your walls

[hughmanbean]

Old Poetry

To fulfill the ambitions you chase,

Is considered impossible to most.

But perhaps if you present your case,

There may yet still be hope.

All submit before the High Queen,

So perfect in aspects unseen.

She who ensures the proceedings of nature,

And works with the machinations of time.

May show the mercy to cater,

And give a bless'd sign.

Find yourself at the foot of her throne,

Pay all respects, or stand alone.

Listen close as you come near,

To be audience of her most heavenly voice.

Tones so soft to sooth all fear,

Many would kill to get the choice.

To defy her is to defy fate,

Her will too strong, her power too great.

To tip the scales in your favor,

Prince and princess must be found.

Each have the chance to persuade her,

Though be wary the plans they've wound.

Praise the High Queen, praise be!

She accepts only those that are worthy!

Gaze upon a being so divine,

Present throughout all of infinity!

Just remember to keep in mind,

She is more than you'll ever be.

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Constantine looks away from the inscription embedded onto the side of the stone. That's the fifth version of it today. Every single one of them are on the outskirts of the city, surrounding it. Bats might have been right. This seems fishy.

[songs-of-stones]

also this series' habit of using a person's title or role to refer to them such as saying "the king sat in his chair" or "the magus was too happy to oblige" or something like that really helps prevent spoilers because one of y'all put a post about the whole "the king kissed his queen like a man kisses his wife" scene on my dash and so until now I didn't know who was really kissing who and IF I'D KNOWN WHAT I KNOW NOW--

[gamesbyalbie]

The way I lost my fucking shit...

[idridian]

IT WAS THEM'LL