#I've been thinking about this for ages

[heygreyyart]

HEAR ME OUT VIKTOR ENJOYERS!!!

enzo vogrincic.

that's it.

you're welcome

[allthatwas-moved]

I BRING LIFE:‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎(EDITS,‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎10.)

churching,‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎kristin chang.‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎/‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎little red riding wolf,‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎jason schneiderman.‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎/‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎prelude to becoming holy,‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎brynne rebele-henry.‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎/‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎the chronology of water: a memoir,‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎lidia yuknavitch.‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎/‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎940 main street,‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎erin moran.‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎/‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎unknown.‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎/‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎parting of the ways,‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎r.ussell t. davis.

[petrichorvoices]

how does time work on the Aurora?? i highly doubt that every planet follows the same years, months, days, hours, minutes formula of Earth {and i think either Jonny or Tim say something about “your Earth minutes” in a live show}, so which time system do they follow??? did they pick at random? do they all use different units of time simultaneously and trying to plan anything is a disaster? did they invent their own based on the lifespan and growth rate of octokittens? does Aurora set everything to Nastya's preferred time system because girlfriend privileges?

[ataraxianne]

AU where every time Felix enters a room Adrien puts on "Kung fu fighting" from Kung Fu Panda just to piss him off and watch him go into serial killer mode

[crossover-enthusiast]

Spooky Month Cassette Girl

[non-cannon]

The D&D (5e) Race and Class for several BotW Enemies (according to me)

Bokoblins: Goblin Fighters. I don’t think I’m doing anything controversial by calling them goblins. And they’re pretty good with all melee weapons and bows, and can even do mounted fighting, which there’s a fighter subclass for. Also they’re pretty smart, they’re not the most intelligent, but they ain’t stupid.

Moblins: Bugbear Barbarians. They look a lot like Bugbears, and they have that +2 Str. They’re stupider than the others, which is a Barbarian stereotype, also they’re very tanky and do good damage.

Lizalfos: Dragonborn Rogues. Lizardfolk felt like the obvious choice here, but Dragonborns are also reptile people and they have elemental attacks, as do many Lizalfos. Their whole fighting style is jumping around attacking quickly from a distance, rushing in and then disengaging, that’s rogues to a T.

Lynels: Centaur Paladins. They’re man beasts, duh. They have a code of honor, they’re proficient in all weapons, they hit like a fucking truck, and some of their special attacks could be smites or spells.

Wizzrobes: Elf Bards. This one was hard, but they’re vaguely humanoid and think some types of Elf can teleport, and there are definitely Elvish feats for teleportation. The obvious choice is a wizard who has focused on one element, but tell me those fuckers laughing at you isn’t Vicious Mockery

Yiga: Human/Half-Elf Monk Multi-Class. The race depends on if the Sheikah are humans or of Elvish descent. They all have at least a few levels in Monk.

         Yiga Footsoldier: Rogue. In addition to their monk levels they use light or ranged weapons as they try and evade attacks.

         Yiga Blademaster: Fighter. In addition to their monk levels, they are tanky, have heavy armor, and they use a two handed weapon.

Bonus round for NPC types for the others! (With varying degrees of specificity)

Chuchu: Ooze

Pebblit/Talus: Elemental

Guardian: Construct

Stal: Undead/Skeleton

Keese: Beast/Bat/Angry

Cursed: Construct/Skull Flier

Hinox: Giant/Cyclops

Molduga: Monstrosity/Purple Worm

Blights: Homebrew BS

Calamity Ganon: Even more Homebrew BS

Dark Beast Ganon: Ditto

Octoroks: Monstrosity

Animals that attack you: Beast/the corresponding stat block, like wolves and bears

Swarm of Bees: Beast/Swarm of Wasps

[evilzhou]

TENTACLE PORN WITH MOMO?!?!? DO YOU WANT TO KILL US??????

i know it may seem like i'm doing this for you, but no. i'm doing this for myself. this is my christmas gift.

kinkcember.

[fictionadventurer]

How did Treasure Planet manage to come up with the greatest aesthetic in all human history? Victorian elegance plus space-age flair, with just enough dirt and grime and wear and tear to make it feel real? A combination of traditional and computer animation that perfectly embodies the movie's blend of old and futuristic? How does it get any better than that?

[too-many-lavellans]

Kadan 🥺? Please 🥺✨?

(please don’t tag/comment with your inquisitor, thanks)

[x-i-l-verify]

Something that I've noticed ever since the Smiling Critters were introduced is that they can so easily be paired off into complementary duos, ones that are specifically designed to teach children fundamental lessons about life and self-care from two different angles. It's really interesting to me.

Like obviously you have Dogday and Catnap, with their sun/moon, dog/cat dichotomy, that stress how important it is to have fun and get things done during the day, but also that it's important to wind down, relax, and get a good night's sleep.

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Bubba Bubbaphant and Craftycorn were introduced as a duo in the Smiling Critter show's intro, and their dichotomy is quite obvious. They are basically the right and left sides of the brain personified. Bubba is the left side of the brain, logical, analytical, focused on math and science. Craftycorn is the right side of the brain, creative and imaginative, focused on the arts and self-expression. They represent learning and academia in all its forms, the different ways people engage with and understand the world.

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Hoppy Hopscotch and Kickin' Chicken form the sportsmanship duo. They are both portrayed as enjoying sports and the outdoors, but in different ways that highlight the different ways sports can be played and enjoyed and also what it entails to be successful at them. Hoppy Hopscotch may be loud and impatient, but she is also a team player, shown in her willingness to slow down her fast pace to make sure none of her friends are left behind. Kickin' Chicken, on the other hand, is laid-back, relaxed, and chill, the described "cool kid" of the group, but he's also described as having a ton of perseverance, more of a "slow and steady wins the race" type of person.

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This leaves Bobby Bearhug and Picky Piggy as the last pair. Fittingly, these two are all about how to meet the fundamental needs of yourself and others. Bobby teaches children how to nourish themselves emotionally through showing and receiving care from others, while Picky teaches them how good food is important to nourish the body and soul. Depriving oneself of either of these things only makes oneself and therefore everyone around one miserable, because those fundamental needs are no longer being met.

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Like fr, this is some pretty genius marketing right here. You have enough characters that every kid will have their favorite, but not so many that any would get lost in the shuffle, because the lessons each one of them would teach would be integral to the group as a whole. It really makes me that much sadder we saw basically nothing of the Smiling Critters during the game itself, because Mob Games struck gold with this concept, only to ultimately do nothing with it. :/

But I guess that's what fandom is for, eh?

[nyonismywife]

RANFREN HEADCANONS:

Luther:

Was researching humans when he first decided he wanted to be one. Found out they're 60% water. Is now hellbent on making sure everyone is hydrated

Only formed a family because he thought it was what humans are supposed to do

Only reason he got Randal a pet human is because he was tired of Randal terrorising his catmen and wanted to teach him some responsibility

Has been around for so long that he's had at least one cult formed around him. The cult has long since disbanded, however

Used to be ALOT more evil in his 'youth'. Even more so than Randal. A truly horrifying entity. That was a long time ago, though. He's a nice young human man now

Sometimes Randal REALLY pisses him off. Like A LOT. But Luther reminds himself that this is just 'Randal's Rebellious Phase'. (Even though Randal's been in the same age range for years)

Randal:

I don't really have any for Randal. Let me think of some

Is incredibly good at biology, sucks at the other sciences

Otaku

Can't keep friends but somehow keeps making them

These were pretty weak. Sorry bout that. Anyways..

Nyen:

Doesn't feel a shred of embarrassment or shame about existing as a cat for Luther despite being a grown man (feels no shame about being pet, purring, making biscuits etc and thinks anyone that thinks he should feel that way is a weirdo)

Knows Luther usually likes his catmen's faces smooth but sometimes neglects shaving because he likes when Luther does it for him (drawn from a canon image)

Doesn't like smoking weed and sometimes judges Nyon for it but has no problem drinking beer and smoking tobacco

Thinks he's all that

Bullies Nyon but Nyon is literally one of his only friend besides Luther

His backstory is like the most simple thing ever with no trauma or anything. He was just a regular guy that got into a car crash or something and Luther revived him

His opinions about Kurt Cobain have always been the same even before he became a catman

Harasses Nyon whenever Nyon tries to do pushups or pullups or anything resembling arm workouts because he wants to be the only pet with beefy arms (he likes when Luther compliments his muscles (drawn from canon))

Inherited parts of Luther's violence

Nyon:

Epitome of nonchalance

Seems to have been around with Luther for a WHILE as well. (Guessing because he likes reading Fyodor novels for "nostalgic reasons" and Fyodor was around in the 1800s)

His life was better after he joined Luther's presence

Probably fought in at least one war

Remembers EVERYTHING from his past life but just doesn't talk about it. If you ask, he'll give you silence and go back to whatever he was doing. The conditions for hearing his backstory are so rare. You'd need to find him at 4:23am while he's greening out in a loaf position on the ground and even then there's only a 15% chance of him telling you. If he ever did tell you how he came to be what he is, it'd be the most bizarre, otherworldly and brilliant damn story you ever heard. Then you'd wake up the next day and, strangely, you wouldn't remember any of it anymore..? Like it was a snippet of a dream

He likes Nyen's abuse if he's in the mood for it (this is actually a little canon)

Has so many connections to so many different weed dealers it's actually ridiculous.

Inherited parts of Luther's timidity (yes, Luther is indeed shown to be a bit timid at times)

..bottom.

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Lala...

[starflungwaddledee]

at long last i present... a proper starstruck dee reference sheet! 🎀✨ have a peruse and learn a little bit (but not too much!) about this totally normal waddle dee!

[mortiscausa]

Now that I have seen your death, I no longer wish to live, except until I have taken revenge on the traitor who did this to you.

march to camelot prompt #6: grudge

[little-pup-pip]

Playing outside!!