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[itz-lauryz]

The 4 types of husband (bad Sanses version:P)

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[delusion-mostly]

Regina George x Reader

Part 1/32 (yeah I know, right?)

Warnings: angst if you squint, name calling, suggestive wording

I wrote this a while ago, if you think I need to add anything else for this one, lmk!

Word count: 1,265

"What the hell are you doing on my ice, George? The hockey team already released the team list, we can't accept anyone else. Either way, we don't like drama."

"Actually, I'm not on the ice," Regina gives you a dirty look, pointing at the fact that she is right outside the ice, not on it, "and ew, this does not sound appealing. You look like a fridge wearing a knockoff dollar-store sports jersey. This also looks a bit rough." she makes a gesture at your outfit, and size.

Well, she was right. The school had a small budget for the women's team, and you tower over her. Your shoulder pads add to the size, you really are built like a fridge at the moment.

"Then what are you here for? To call me another slur?" You take your helmet off and lean your head down on your stick, smirking, "here for a good time?"

Regina fake gags, "Absolutely no. Gross. Quit speaking," she gives another dirty look, "I saw the poster that you needed a manager for the team. I can't play any sports and everything is so fucking lame. I can at least see fights here." She shrugs

"And why do you of all people want to be involved in anything  that doesn't involve pretty pink glitter and being a massive bitch?" Putting emphasis in the 'B' in bitch, you poke Regina with your stick.

"If I didn't have to I wouldn't," she shoves the stick off of her shoulder, "but my therapist is making me. I can't let last year consume me, and I have to be helpful or whatever."

You look at the clock and put your helmet back on then glide across the ground, your skates leaving gashes in the ice. Regina stands by the opening into the rink, dumbfounded that someone had just walked away from her. The clock makes a loud buzzing noise and pucks fly into the net and scatter the ice around it.

"Well, George, you gotta work up the food chain here," you get a smug look on your face, "Practice is over! We don't have to get the pucks tonight. Our lovely new manager Miss Regina George will get it for us. Won't you?" you skate up to the blonde, whose eyes sit wide.

The team leaves to the locker room before leaving the building as Regina nods. She could not believe that someone had actually spoken to her like that. You ask her shoe size, go to the locker room, and come out with a pair of skates. They are blue and gold, and old. Like, really old looking. The blade is sharp but the leather is worn and creased. You intentionally grabbed the oldest pair that would fit her. Queen Bee George wouldn't own the ice like she did the rest of the school. You drop the skates in front of Regina.

"You expect me to know how the hell to put these on?"

"Are you ACTUALLY kidding me right now George?" You don't get an answer, so you sit down in front of Regina, "wow you aren't. I will do this one time, and one time only." You hold up a one on your hand and Regina nods.

You lace the skates while Regina complains about how tight they are, then you describe why they had to be so tight, she finds some way to complain about your reasoning too. You lead her on to the ice, she isn't an awful skater, although she falls once. You teach her how to collect the pucks by scooting the net around the ice, then take her to the locker room.

"I really need to get out of these clothes, but as the captain it's my job to tell you what your jobs are. So I hope you don't mind," You start taking off your jersey, "so basically you will make sure the locker room and ice stays clean. You'll scrape the ice, make sure it's clean and pretty, get our stuff on the bus for away games, basic shit." you peel the outer layers of your gear off.

"So I don't have to drive the zimbabwe or whatever?" Regina asks, relief washing over her as she looks at you.

"No you will not be driving a whole ass country, honey," You look dumbfounded, "The custodial staff or our coach are the only ones who operate the ZAMBONI. And quit looking. I can't tell if you're jealous or you want me." You smirk over at Regina as she quickly rotates her head away from your direction.

You finish changing, she glances over at you one more time while your back muscles flex, pulling a shirt over your head. You throw on a pair of faded jeans and a red flannel. You pull your phone out and hand it to Regina on the contacts page.

"This by no means is asking you to ever speak to me outside of anything hockey related, or even hockey related, actually. Never text me," you smile and take the phone back from Regina, "this is just so I can add you to the team group chat."

Regina is left speechless, she has never ever been disrespected like that.

"You literally just met me, what the fuck is your problem? I will not let my year be ruined by your rude ass." Regina scoffs.

"My problem, Regina, is that my name was in that little book of yours. Right next to the words 'body count higher than points scored' and 'hockey lez'," you sit and stare at Regina, "I do not want to talk to you outside of this sport, and I will talk to you as little as I can here. I appreciate that you are getting better and working on your behavior after last years events, but this does not change the fact that words are mean. It didn't hurt, but I don't make company with assholes."

You walk out to your car, a 2015 Subaru Forester. You don't notice Regina's highly recognizable Jeep in the parking lot, and see her walk out of the building. She keeps walking past the parking lot, sprinkles of rain splattering the ground around her. You are an asshole, but not that big of one. You speed out of the lot and pull up next to Regina, who is walking down the side walk with her hot pink hood over her head, and roll your window down.

"Why are you walking? It's raining and you have a nice Jeep. This is ridiculous George." You shout.

"I still don't trust myself driving alone after the accident in case my back locks up, I like the rain, I'm fine." Regina keeps her head forward.

"Are you sure? As captain it is my obligation to make sure everyone get's home safe."

"Oh my God, you have already said you hate me, would you MOVE ON you fucking lesbo." Regina yells.

"Great choice of words when you are trying to better yourself Regina." You clench your jaw, roll your window up, and speed off.

This was going to be one great year, you can just feel it.

[askmistaketalesurgesans]

5̶0̶: I w̶i̶l̶l̶ up̶d̶at̶e̶ K̶l̶e̶p̶e̶r̶t̶a̶l̶e̶

1̶0̶0̶: I̶ w̶i̶l̶l̶ a̶d̶m̶i̶t̶ i̶m̶ m̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ u̶n̶s̶t̶a̶b̶l̶e̶

2̶0̶0̶:̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶d̶m̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶m̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶i̶s̶t̶i̶c̶

3̶0̶0̶: I̶l̶l̶ t̶e̶l̶l̶ m̶y̶ m̶o̶m̶ I̶m̶ p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ s̶o̶c̶i̶o̶p̶a̶t̶h̶ o̶r̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ s̶t̶u̶f̶f̶

4̶0̶0̶: I̶l̶l̶ a̶s̶k̶ m̶y̶ d̶a̶d̶ h̶o̶w̶ i̶t̶ f̶e̶e̶l̶s̶ t̶o̶ b̶e̶ a̶ m̶a̶n̶ (̶t̶o̶o̶k̶ m̶e̶ e̶f̶f̶o̶r̶t̶ h̶e̶ s̶a̶i̶d̶ i̶t̶ f̶e̶l̶t̶ n̶o̶r̶m̶a̶l̶)̶

500: I̶l̶l̶ g̶o̶ w̶i̶l̶d̶ a̶n̶d̶ i̶l̶l̶ a̶s̶k̶ m̶y̶ m̶o̶m̶ h̶o̶w̶ d̶o̶e̶s̶ s̶e̶x̶ f̶e̶e̶l̶ l̶i̶k̶e̶ (̶told me it was normal and it felt good 👀💀)

600: I will declare myself to my friend (he cried)

700: I will tell my mom im asexual (did it she was impressed that I hate sex and that smh)

800: Ill make the Mistaketale AU last longer than four seasons (done go read it using traductor in #Wattpad)

900: I will cosplay as Bill Cipher and go to the mall as Deadpool-themed (preparing the bill oneni went to the mall with the Deadpool One now and a bunch of people stared at me)

1000: I will tell myself im a good person and there's 1000 people that think so

Please go check the Mistaketale AU Chapter XVIII on my Tumblr account, i will appreaciate it!!

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[maxipad33]

it’s real maxiel hours over here!!!!!!!!!!!

[deadtiredghost]

a donnie appreciation post cause I haven't posted much about them yet

I didn't realise I made 30.... I was just focused I guess hehe

Guess imma have to do this for all of them now- oh well

[enokithemushroom]

Dawg, I forgot my camera in the woods, I hope nothing happens to it :(

[esiesbasement]

pretty boy.

a/n: yall… this my first time writing BARE WITH ME 🙏🏾🙏🏾 i think i did okay tho but lmk what yall think !! -luv, esie!

warnings: smut, fluff at the end, bakugos(kinda) a sub, reader is AFAB. i think thats all! have fun reading !!

never in a million years would anyone expect katsuki bakugo,your hot headed boyfriend, crying and moaning like a bitch in your bed. good thing it wasn’t something for them to see. not that he’d care, he never really minded an audience. he was a fuckin freak but that’s something you loved about him.

“pl-please..ma move..” he begged. he was so so pretty. fat tears rolling down his puffy cheeks. nose all red and runny from the excessive crying he’s been doing. lips raw and sore from biting them and kissing you. his wrists were tied to your bed post in a pretty pink ribbons.

“so you can be nice.. all it took was for me to put you in ya place, huh?” you said, grinding down on his achy cock. seeing him so whiny and completely to your mercy ignited something in you. something primal. fucking him like this was always what he needed after being a bitch to everyone around him. making his mind go dumb and having him all fucked out and drooling under your touch.

the sound of your ass hitting the top of his thighs and his moans reverberated in the room. tits bouncing in his face, katsuki pulls at his restraints wanting to feel you. all of you. he wants to be as close as he can to you. but this was his punishment. you knew how badly he wanted to run his hands over your body but you didn’t care. he needed to learn his lesson.

“FUCK y/n please! wanna cum..nee’ta cum”katsuki babbled. god he was so fucking pretty. you leaned over towards his ear, hands grabbing the headboard as you whispered, “ion give a fuck whatchu want. but you lucky ‘m feeling nice tonight baby. i’ll let you. so, go ahead..cum.”

and with that he did. he moaned your name loudly, feeling you clench around his cock and his hot seed fills your gummy walls. once you both came down from your highs, you untied his restraints and grabbed some cream from your bedside table and massaged his wrists.

“you did so good for me katsu..i love you so much.” you smiled down at him as he let you take care him. you loved being there for him. no matter what the situation was. he looked at you with soft vermillion eyes, sighing contently. katsuki loved you so very much.

“whatever dipshitz..”

… even if he didn’t show it well. you knew. he loved you with every fiber of his being and you wouldn’t have it any other way <3

[blanketforcas]

misha joking about how easy it would be to play sam and saying "i'm afraid my knees would get sore" re playing dean with his bowlegs and then realizing how that sounds [x]

[pndrax]

uhm uhm uhm

whatever! go my ariana griande!!!

i figured i should post again and what better than something that just arrived to me in a vision?

as per usual,

EDIT: this art is NOT suggestive or meant to be taken as suggestive! please do not tag it as such!

[kozmo-art]

ah? hi I really enjoy splatoon artists and I really wanted to try to make some art myself,,, so have this version of 3 i made

totally planing to post the rest of agents and more art

[sifeygaslighter17]

I drew @chloesimaginationthings version of Michael Afton! I haven’t draw detailed in digital years ago, this was a warm up for me since I’m actually working on another piece of Michael too!

And a little random Helpy too lmao

(I had to fix it because I wrote William instead of Michael lmao)

[itz-lauryz]

THE SANSES SEXYMAN 2024

Past VS present

They both belongs to Loverofpiggies

[foggymvp]

Consider-

This is cannon

[diceqi]

hi i'm new to tumblr and the ninjago fandom :p

here's a fanart of cole i did a few months ago

[cyupidoli]

🌸Jack Dave and Henry! 🌸

The silly colorful (murderous) men we all know n love! (*´▽`*)

Went for the canon/tapes design and I really love them in this art style 🩷

Reblogs appreciated! ☆ ～('▽^人)

[deadtiredghost]

a random assortment. a bit chaotic. I am not sorry.