#IT WAS SO AWKWARD

[onesingularbraincell]

PRECISELY

Flirting should not be limited to romance I feel. Platonic flirting, sexual flirting (or is that teasing?), alterous flirting —they should all get to flirt

[were--ralph]

oh i forgot a gay at work wished me a happy father's day and i was like "thanks but im not a father lol" and he said "oh. well, you are to me" and we both kind of stopped bc i dont think he realized what he said and we just kind of disengaged from the convo

[techutones]

I had to take my phone to the phone shop so I handed my phone to him and I forgot my wallpaper was Deadpool and Wolverine kissing and I didn't know what to do because he looked up at me and then looked back down at the phone so I said "ignore my wallpaper please"

[penguicorns-are-cool]

Greeting and saying bye to other Jews on and before Yom Kippur is so awkward

like for every other holiday you basically say "have a good holiday" or whatever the hebrew version of that is. But for Yom Kippur it's like. "have a good fast" but also the fast won't be good that's the point so like "have an ok fast" i guess but that's kind of awkward to say and "have a good Yom Kippur" doesn't work cause it's not supposed to be good that's the whole point.

wtf am I supposed to say

[breadbut3d]

Little doodle I did in PSHE (sex-ed)

[emimii]

i was alone in class on monday to catch up w some work and my teacher was talking to one of the history teachers

[livefastdriveyoung]

Tell me why the Mercedes Car Launch felt like divorced parents attending a parent-teacher conference?

[mushed-kid]

okay it went okay but i was super nervous and i only talked to one guy because i sat next to him and he started it

[idiot-mushroom]

to the girl in the batheroom with converse shoes that was most likely taking a shit in the harris teeter restroom, i’m so sorry i was in there but i had to sweep the floors. i wanted to leave as much as you wanted me to but the door was all janked up and we have the shittiest large sweeper in history. i am so sorry, it was really tense in there.

[shrimpyjustwrites]

This is me asking for more doodle suggestions cause I'm so so bored, please drop which characters you'd like me to draw.

[lovedeluxe92]

dude my coworker just got shitty with me for the living room tv being so loud and i’m just like…how is that my fault? i looked for batteries earlier for the remote to turn it down. couldn’t find them. she found them first try. and she was like just give me a minute loud sounds piss me off. i was like….alright….i apologized and she was like no it’s not you; loud noises just piss me off and she (the mom of the kids who had the tv up that loud) JUST turned it up so obviously the remote is working. i was like….well im just going off what i know. sorry lmao

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

I randomly recall when netflix wanted to advertise for asoue season 3 and they started to make an advent calendar for it, where they showed sneak peek clips (as s3 was gonna come out january 1st), and they skipped days and then awkwardly stopped doing it after they realized...

[attroxx]

today years old i realized how much tall people make me uncomfortable. stop it. stop being a FREAK.

[featherlight-whispers]

saw my almost situationship just now. now i understand lance a lot better

[ilooovveeetdi]

my parents are like divorcing or whatever and I went to the bathroom and I started crying.. my dad asked me what was wrong and I couldn't reply cause I didn't wanna say "im taking a massive shit"

[blessed-pineapple-cruncher]

yo people who went to the band Ghost's show 3rd of Oct, in sydney

thoughts on that really long interlude between the opening band and ghost?