#It won't leave my head

[midnightmarev]

I had a vision.

Young Cellbit finds his way to the arctic where Phil and Techno live and as soon as he sees Techno and Techno sees him out in the forest, the boy just fucking chomps down on Techno's right arm. Despite his sharp teeth, he doesn't do any damage cuz piglin and piglin hybrid skin is so tough and hard to break. Techno just looks at this little kid who latched himself onto his arm with his teeth.

Techno's like, "uh, pls don't do that? Let go?" shaking his arm slightly and Cell just chomps down harder on Techno's arm. Techno shrugs, hiding his arm back into his cape, and thus also Cellbit, and goes back home where he calls for Phil.

Phil's like, "hi m8, what's up?" and Techno goes, completely deadfaced, "I need your help," which makes Phil tilt his head in confusion like the birb he is.

Techno then reveals his arm, stretching it out so Cell's eye level with Phil. "The feral orphan child won't let go," he says, still completely deadfaced, to which Cellbit just chomps down harder again.

Phil, of course, finds this super hilarious and starts cackling, wiping away some tears of mirth from his eyes. This naturally earns him a glare from his friend.

"Get it off me, Phil," Techno says, shaking his arm, a hint of confused desperation leaking into his monotone voice.

Phil's laugh teeters off but is still very present in his voice. "Okay, okay m8, I got it." He then takes a steadying breath before speaking to Cellbit. "Hi m8, could you please let go of Techno's arm?" Another chomp. "You're just gonna end up hurting yourself before you break his skin." A glare.

Phil taps at his chin in thought before he looks slightly above Cellbit's head and his eyes land on a discarded and broken shield in the snow.

"You know… we get a lot of nasty uninvited hybrid hunters knocking on our door all the time. How about instead of you trying to eat Techno's arm, you get to snack on them instead?" Phil's smile is a mischievous one and Techno just raises an eyebrow, arm still outstretched and unmoving.

Cellbit thinks this over, chomps down one last time on Techno's arm, just to see if not this time he would break skin, and then pouts when he still can't. Then he lets go and falls down into the snow where he just sits like the child he is and looks up at Phil expectantly.

Techno lets out a sigh of relief with a quick "oh thank god" under his breath as his arm drops from no longer having a child attached to it by the teeth. He also very deliberately steps out of Cellbit's reach, making Phil chuckle again.

Cellbit's thoughts are just "that's a dad, must do what he says because he's getting me lotta food," and Phil's allowed to pick the kid up without him trying to bite him, much to Techno's dismay and disbelief.

They now have a slightly feral guard dog child running around eating hybrid hunters.

[destinationtoast]

🎶 which of the Pickwick triplets did it 🎶

[wretchedbirdthing]

i'm going to be thinking about that girl bird thing chart / diagram for the rest of the day

[floydsteeth]

Thinking about

What if

Goth Rio

[commissionsdarian]

It's that time in the schedule. Au revoir

[hopelessrromantix]

Me, trying to sleep:

Billy angst about Max dealing with the guilt of his death: :)

[levana-stark]

And if I write the technopath!Max AU that's been haunting my brain this whole season?

[toonbattery]

holly's vods have ingrained in me that sasha is a multicellular bacteria

[thoodleoo]

dionysus big naturals

[rabbit-of-the-sun]

sudden urge to sort the parrotwatcher ros into which danganronpa character they’d be ‘cause the hyperfixation is back but a. i don’t actually know a lot about the dangling ropes aside from what my friend streamed (which i didn’t see all of) and b. i feel like god would be displeased with my actions

[zunaki]

Love is real y'all 😭😭

[daenerys-targaryen]

james girlboss cameron

[seriaph]

me: i only have experience with making basic, short visual novels

the devil: you want to make an rpg with a sci-fi setting, a fuckton of characters, multiple endings/character routes/bonus content AND a working farm/town the player can grow as they play

me: you're right. i should definitely do this immediately

[kaeyapilled]

when kaeya was a kid his most exacerbated reaction to getting hurt was a very pointed "ow" and one tear at most. meanwhile when diluc got hurt he would wail and sob and sniffle around all day afterwards. and yknow what i think that their essence hasn't changed now that they're adults. kaeya who says "this doesn't.. look good.." when he dies in game and diluc who says "my flame.....has been..extinguished....." like okay. we still know who's the most dramatic out of the two

[mayonakaotsumamilublog]

I can't stop thinking of Pokemon lu au, only the hero is just a new trainer with a all Pokemon partner that suddenly got dropped in a world of swords and stuff.

[comatose--overdose]

I know in my heart that the birds gnaw on the bat ears so have a shitty little doodle of tiny Jay chomping away at one. Bruce is sick of replacing his cowl because his little beasties chew the ears off but they all start screeching if he interrupts them. He's very tired.