This is, hands down, the most sexual plunger I've ever seen.
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Hal: "Have one of your enemies died or something, I've never seen you smile like that."
Bruce, putting his phone away: "No Alfred just sent me a dick pic."
Hal, frozen in place, seriously reconsidering his thoughts on rich people and their butlers: "That's... nice of him."
Bruce, cursing his kids for normalizing "Dick pics" in their house as a way to refer to photographs of his eldest: "It's not like that."
Hal, holding up his hands and avoiding eye contact: "I think I preferred it back when I overshared and you told me to keep things professional."
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a shipwreck is literally a type of corpse
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Two guys learn to communicate over 5 seasons
or, the jmart triptych. Bonus under the cut:
they deserve all the hugs and so does every tma fan
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cat fursona I never posted
(he/him)
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