#Jack edwards quotes

[bostonbakedbean90]

The Boo-birds are out in Toronto!!~ Jack Edwards

[confusion-is-wonderful]

"DAGGER THROUGH THE HEART AND INTO THE TABLE AND THE CADAVER IS DEAD FOR TODAY"

Damn JEdwards I'm pumped too but that's a little intense 😵

[p00sy-d3stro7er]

I actually thought that my previous text post would be the last one but I found these in the depths of my gallery so. Enjoy your meal *throws them like chicken feed*

[stedesimp]

Our Flag Means Death as Quotes I’ve Heard in School Part 5

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

Ed to Stede: You like little dick?

Ed: Izzy, it’s your time to shine

Buttons: I will stop this hurricane myself

Lucius: Are we giving up? Okay! *immediately starts packing up to leave*

Jim: *saying nothing with their resting face*

Olu: You look like you wanna kill someone

Lucius: Don’t tell my mom that

Izzy: I don’t know your mom

Lucius: You know that one episode of SpongeBob where there’s that dehydrated worm

Pete: Yeah

Lucius: He literally looks like that

Stede: If you dressed like Adam Sandler things would be different, this wouldn’t have happened

Ed defending Calico Jack: He gave me a free pen!

Stede: Is that how much you’re worth? A free pen?

Izzy: Did you just say my phone was small so it suits me

Lucius: Yes

Pete complaining about the bedtime story: I thought it was gonna be a spooky doll story but it was just about classism

[ofmdincorrect]

*Ed stumbles into the Queen Anne at an ungodly hour after a night with CJ*

Izzy: Captain, I cannot believe how drunk you are

Ed: I am not drunk

Izzy: Yes, you are!

Ed: I am not fucking drunk!

Izzy: Can you tell the time?

Ed: Yes.

*Ed turns to face the grandfather clocking and points his finger at it*

Ed: I am not fucking drunk!

[zenzeroruletheworld]

*9 year old jack*: I wish I had more enemies.

Teague: I’m sure you will someday, honey.

[infactilovetea]

Hear me out - BeReal but for reading. You get a random notification to send a photo of the next page to your contacts regardless of content.

[tuukkarasksass]

“Swayman takes care of his own housekeeping.” — Jack Edwards on Swayman giving Joe Pavelski a shove on the back to get him out of Swayman’s blue paint and causing Pavelski to fall down

[purepastrnak]

DONT. POKE. THE BEAR!!

[sportykalez]

Did he say… Chinese mustard???????? Or am I going insane

[fazfrightsquotes]

Jack Weston: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Edward meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

[itzmematthias]

Living by this quote:

[stedesimp]

Our Flag Means Death as Quotes I’ve Heard in School Part 1

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

Stede: I met a guy at the gym but it was embarrassing cause I had the weight and I couldn’t lift it

Lucius: I’m actually an angel sent from the heavens, that’s why I look like this

Ed: Is that a carrot pen?

Stede: I never use it, it’s just there for aesthetic, so I can be like “oh my god, look at my carrot pen!”

Calico Jack: We have a thing on our birthdays where we beat the shit out of each other

Spanish Jackie: Women are always hot but some men in fiction are only hot when they’re on the brink of death

Ed meeting Stede: I love when a man is about to die!

Stede: I did some stalking over the weekend

Stede: Put your shoulder away!

Lucius: If these bitches can show ass, I can show ankle

The Swede: Don’t you work at Apple Jacks?

Roach: Did you just say a cereal?

The Swede: What’s it called it’s like Apple Jacks

Roach: Applebee’s

[stripe-conlon]

So I was doing some googling today because I'm shoving the "occasional" reference into name/birthday/personality tags I'm making for my crochet plushies and I thought it'd be funny to have one's birthday be the anniversary of Danny Phantom airing and another be the anniversary of Dani's first appearance and guess what I discovered?

Danny Phantom premiered on April 3

Dani's first appearance was on April 7

Coincidence? Probably. But it is funny that the first appearance dates are that close together.

[ofmdincorrect]

Ed: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Ed: Stede is still mad about it, but me and Izzy were drunk and thought it was funny.

[zenzeroruletheworld]

Valerie: Uncle, do you love me?

Teague: of course i do

Jack: Dad, do you love me?

Teague: what did you do?