SUCK YOU DRY
Come a little closer
Before I slide over
Come on, I want you to burn
Come a little closer
Before I take you over
Come now, watch myself burn
No time like the present
To get ripped apart
Got this burning desire
Aiming straight for my heart
Suck dry
Suck you dry
Can't breath until
I suck you dry
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Pandora: I have a bunch of questions to ask you Reggie
Regulus, skeptically: okay
Pandora: what’s your favorite color
Regulus: green
Pandora: favorite subject
Regulus: potions
Pandora: favorite day
Regulus: sunday
Pandora: what’s your boyfriends name
Regulus: James
Regulus:
Regulus: shit
Evan:
Barty:
Dorcas:
Pandora: my job is done here
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Blond Sweetheart Tourney: Round 1, Poll 49
Propaganda from submitters Under Cut
Laios Touden
He cares about his sister so much he was willing to solo a red dragon to rescue her. He doesn't care about money, power, or fame, he just wants to help his sister and learn about monsters. He might seem weird and offputting, but his deepest desire is to find a way for people and monsters to live in peace together to make life better for everyone. One of his biggest faults is he assumes the best of everyone.
William James Moriarty
William is a silly little softy who...okay, murders people, but he does that because he's trying to save the country and he's so guilty about it all the time and hates doing it and canonically likes "tea" and "smiles" and dislikes "tears"
I can think of no character that is more self-sacrificing. William sees the pain of the world, sees his brother's pain, and he seeks to change it. To rectify the wrong. To make people get along and to see each other as human beings. To get his brother surgery, to fix classism, to implement the Moriarty Plan. And yes, he does *terrible* things to get there -- and he hates himself for it. And so when it comes time to end the plan, he takes on the burden of everything any of his underlings ever did and tries to purge it, and himself, as the last remaining "blemish" on the world. He gave and gave and gave and gave and gave -- I see no one more deserving of being called "The Blond Sweetheart."
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sometimes i think about how james t kirk ( the best captain in starfleet ) canonically has a reputation for being
a ) problematic
b ) a Whore
and this is consistent in every single interpretation of him
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IF I SEE ANYONE CALL JIM BLOND ONE MORE TIME IM ACTUALLY GOING TO SHOOT THEM.
JIM HAS BROWN HAIR STOP MAKING HIM BLOND ILL KILL YOU!!!!!
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happy bonde day! ✨
feel like I revisited this similar theme of “cutting old bonds” and “forming new bonds” with this piece, I just love this arc SO MUCH
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