#Jamie answers asks

[thedvilsinthedetails]

What’s fucking funny is when people draw regulus with longer hair or thin people complain about whine about how regulus is supposed to be masculine and blablabla but with Sirius no. I’ve seen people saying how Sirius is the only one allowed with long hair tf

tf??? Who are they? The hair police?

ppl need to calm tf down bc these characters r literally made up.

like THIS is canonical Regulus:

We went from that to Timothee chalamet (or whatever fan cast u have). My point is literally all of it is made up. Ppl need to stop acting like they have any kind of authority. Marauders fandom is an anarchist utopia and they’re tryna act like there’s laws. Like no there’s just us and the dead gay wizards vibing all together

Ppl need to chill icl

Also Sirius and Regulus are inbred brothers so it would make sense for them to look similar (same body type for example)

[hermitcraftx]

gay people go here

james/icarus/patroclus | he/it/they + she sometimes + neos! switch it up

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ccs dni i dont want you here this is my treefort and ur not invited

I POST HERMITSHIPPING!!! BOO!!!

hi! wewcome to my bwog uwu i am a longtime tumblr user moving blogs

i mostly post hermitcraft/trafficlife but i dabble in some other stuff too <3

i am a fan of the dream smp but i dont post about it and i have most of the fanbase on here blocked from ye olden days. i dont like interacting with the fandom other than fanart so dont expect that from me if ur blocked nothing personal just how it is

i'm a writer. in theory. mostly i liveblog and shitpost and reblog art but occasionally i will upload my own art or writing

i do not tag for shipping mostly because i am absolute dogshit at remembering. i am an adult and i don't shy away from reblogging suggestive or the occasional nsfw post, but usually they're tagged under #suggestive or #nsft.

i am a beginner artist! please be nice to me :') i use krita

for hc s10 i'll be maining grian, joel, scar, and etho, but as of right now i am also caught up on mumbo, iskall, gem, zombiecleo, and i'm trying to slowly work my way through other people's povs

i main grian and joel! i go apeshit insane over scarian and smalletho, but i also enjoy gribeans/joelian and smallidarian/badboys content. treebark fan by osmosis. outside of trafficblr i watch a lot of content creators but ive been a fan of slimecicle and jschlatt for a while

used to be a wilburian. still like c!wilbur, disappointed and ignoring the actual guy. support shelby shubble and victims of abuse

i dont tag things as duo names i think its dumb as fuck i portmanteau their names or use "ship names" even if i dont care whether its romantic or platonic. if that bothers you block button

i dont believe in dnis but if you are a fan of dreamteam vivziepop jkr matpat or brendon urie i am probably going to block you. no terfs no swerfs no maps no zionists no racists or anti-semities and i am NOT pro-endo but i dont really care?? as long as you dont cause syscourse ur welcome idgaf

i <3 heart weird problematic labels like boygirl fagdyke mspec butch lesbians bi lesbians bi gays cisgender het aros furries neopronouns xenogenders objectum and if any of that bothers you. well. block button

[miseryoforpheus]

heyhey italian moot!! sono mezzo-italiano e lo parlo ma la mia grammatica fa SCHIFO, scusa 😭

also fellow queen + hozier fan c:

HEYYY

no guarda io vivo a Inghilterra allora non parlo italiano molto, anche la mia grammatica è TERRIBILE

però adesso possiamo praticare di più (se vuoi)

Yesss omg queen and Hozier>>>>

[jamieannmason]

How do I tell you that I loveeeee your pretty eyes and that smile melts me, while your posts make me go feral.

I think you did a pretty good job with your ask!!😉🥰🥰🥰

Thank you so much for the compliments, and I hope you have a wonderful day!!🫂💋🥰🥰

[blank-house]

Bestie you can't say Jamie has a fav car and not tell us what it is.....

sure we can!

[qrrieterisunnq]

can you write about Jamie being anxious about having another surgery again but the reader is the best girlfriend and is there to soothe and comfort him.

here you go my sweet nonnie! this is my first time writing for Jamie so I hope it doesn't suck!🤭😅

This has to stop. Jamie is like a body without a soul. For the past four days, he’s been walking around the apartment like a ghost. He’s supposed to undergo yet another shoulder surgery.

You thought he was ready for it since he had undergone it before but seeing him so anxious about it is something you didn’t expect.

“Jamie,” you start carefully not wanting to startle him as he’s sitting on the couch focused on the game playing on the tv.  

“Mhmm?” he nods his head but doesn’t look at you, his eyes never leaving the game. You walk over to him, sitting next to him, your knee hitting his leg.

“What is going on?” you nudge his knee, tilting your head to the side.

“Nothing.” He sends you a tipped-lipped smile.

“Jaimie, I know you,” you sigh, turning more at him, now sitting cross-legged on the couch. “Don’t even start with that.”

“Baby,” he looks over at you, his head thrown slightly backward. “I don’t really want to talk about that.”

“But I want to talk about it. I can see how it’s eating you alive,” you place your hand on his tight, giving it a tender squeeze. “What is going on?” you ask shaking with his tight. “Is it the surgery?”

Jaimie looks at you, the anxiety in his eyes is looking straight at you. “Yeah,” he nods, taking in a deep breath. He turns to look at your hands gripping yours. “I-I know I shouldn’t have been anxious about it when I underwent that same one, but it’s scary,” you bring your hands to your lips kissing his knuckles. “Something can go wrong and my entire career is in shit.”

“I know baby, but the doctors know what to do, and they do this surgery on a daily basis. I know it can be scary, but you’ll be okay. And in a few months, you’ll have the first game of the new season.” You smile at him, giving his hands a reassuring squeeze.

“Yeah, but what if somethi-“ he tries to say but you shut him off by pressing your lips on his in a deep loving kiss.

“No ‘what if’s’. Everything will be okay, baby, no need to stress about those things.” You stroke his cheeks with your thumbs, the soft skin of your palms against his scared skin on his cheeks is something that can calm him down every time.

“Thank you, y/n,” he let out a sigh, a tear sliding down his cheek. “So much. I don’t know what I would do without you.” He kisses your palm and then your fingertips.

“Starved probably,” you giggle when you see the pout on his lips. “No I’m kidding, you would be fine without me.”

Jaimie, laughs, laying his head on your breasts. You shift under him in a lying position so he’s now lying flat on top of you between your tights.

“I love you y/n. And when I’ll have after surgery, we’ll drive to Toronto to see my parents and you’ll spend some time with my mom.” He smiles up at you, his cheeks flushed pink a little bit.

“And I love you too, now come get some sleep. I need my nap.” You mumble in his hair, earning a low chuckle from him. Before you draft to your sweet dreams, you feel his lips pressed against your left upper breast, right where your heart is. This is what he does every time before sleeping. Kissing your heart so you know he loves you so fucking much.

[jamietwat]

Keeley: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious. Okay? Ask him questions Jamie: Roy, what's your sexuality? Keeley: Stuff he knows

[jamie-ann-mason]

I don't know who I want to fuck more the owner of this blog or the owner of your other blog🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ha!!😆 Good thing we're the same person!!!

[moonlitdark]

the Quinn answers reminded me of the Vecna dating profile moment. he delightful when flustered.

So true. Flustered Jamie is delightful! I really admire his humour, aplomb, and grace under pressure. His Thirst Tweet video deserves a place on the list as well!

So far we have:

1. Quinn Questions (link)

2. BUZZFEED Vecna Thirst Tweet Video (link)

3. Vecna's Dating Profile

(I just realized that I've only ever posted the audio for this, so I'll post the video now: )

Anything else? Probably. Y'all are welcome to add to this list, if you like!

[jamieedlund]

Will there be a part 3 from the "how to kill a star touch elf"?

If there will be one, pls let me know, I'm a huge tpd fan

Unfortunately, there will not be a continuation to "To kill a Startouch Elf" for the foreseeable future—

As I've stated in the post of the comic:

unless I receive an overwhelming demand to continue (in this case I mean if the original post containing the comic manage to reach over 5000 notes); only then will I consider making a continuation.

"To kill a startouch elf" is just a tiny droplet of how I would massively overhaul a rewrite to this series, but as I've also stated: I don't think it is my job(a random person on the internet) to fix whatever mess that a team of (supposedly) professional writers should know how to do properly.

I poured my heart and soul into every page of that comic and I think I've gotten across what I wanted to say. There is no more incentive for me to spend the rest of my life trying to fix the hell scape that is the canon of tdp.

I am also just ONE single person who had to handle the script writing, the storyboarding and all the trial and tribulations of making an actual comic. It took me 2 years to write that comic; I don't think spending another 2 years or more by myself is worth the effort just to release another DROPLET of this massive story rewrite to a crowd that is losing people by the day

So tldr, if you really want a continuation, please like, reblog and most importantly, spread the post containing my comic to as many people who share the same love for it as you do! It is the best way to let me know that a lot more people would also want to see this version of the story comes to live. If there is enough people that care about what I do-

I might just continue 💜

[thedvilsinthedetails]

I wish you would write a fan fic where Dumbledore has rainbow clown wig hair and nobody acknowledges it apart from Barty

YESSS OMG I HAVE TO

and I’ll title it ‘only gay cuz it was announced on twitter’

this will be a masterpiece

[hermitcraftx]

I agree with your post about hermit fans in regard to things being very popular. I’ve seen more people being angry and annoyed about scarian in the last six months than people celebrating it. Not tagging shipping is shit but it’s better than harassing people. I don’t know what was put in the water but something changed drastically and I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s seen it.

IT'S FUCKING INSANE! This fandom used to be so positive and welcoming and overall way more pleasant than some... other MCYT fandoms, but now??? I can't log on without seeing untagged negative interpretations in the main tags, can't express an opinion without getting anons calling me heterosexual sympathizers and hoping that I die, everyone has turned their back on everything that used to make this fandom really... fun? Like, I don't tag ON MY BLOG, but usually I don't maintag my shipping posts, and if I do, I tag the ship name so people can filter it.... I don't maintag duo names. What the fuck happened to make everyone so- miserable. Anons are probably going to be permanently off for me, too many people comfortable with their opinions and not comfortable with mine and desperately needing to tell me that.

And like- look. I get not liking interpretations. Personally I'm not a fan of the Double Life cheating arc because of how abusive and out of character people made Grian be, and I had to avoid ao3 for a bit because of that and filter the fucking tags. Same thing with found family dynamics. Just because you don't like something doesn't make it "overrated and popular" and just because you don't like something doesn't make it immoral or unethical either!!! People have to make everything a moral standpoint nowadays and it's really exhausting-

But that's a tirade. All over all the confessions blogs there's "scarian is overrated" despite Grian having nearly 10mil subscribers and most of them being on YouTube and considering all the hermits friends or family truthing them. Yes, there is more shipping than before- that's because Hermitcraft season 8 made it very obvious that the people on the SMP and the people IRL are very different, and it's no longer considered RPF. None of the real hermits died via moon explosion, ZombieCleo often says she's doing "lore", they make different skins, even GRIAN acknowledges that he's acting and playing a part with the permit office. Despite all that, there's STILL wars on shipping and people insisting that we're shipping real people, I fought this war on the DSMP side of things and it's SO TIRING.

DND podcast listeners, do you ship the people playing the characters? NO!!!!! Unless you do, in which case, have fun with that. I don't really care about RPF and I filtered the tags for it a long time ago, so maybe they do do that.

Every other day I see "Third life is overrated" "Last life is overrated" (LAST LIFE IS OFTEN THE LEAST FAVORITE SEASON I SEE PEOPLE SAY!), "the life series is overrated" "the cactus ring is fucking stupid" "they left the desert but we didn't" "no, THIS interpretation of scarian is bad and wrong" and like... guys. Guys. Fandom is supposed to be fun. It is not supposed to be a full time job. It is not supposed to be moral or ethical and you shouldn't feel the need to police shit. Jesus Christ, every other month there's a new fad that tumblr users flock to and once it's over everyone goes "EWWW THAT WAS LAME AND OVERRATED AND I NEVER LIKED IT ANYWAY" like.... I promise you cannibalism as an allegory for love is not mainstream you are just on Tumblr.

Like Good God. If it's so bad here go to Twitter. I'm sick of all the complaining and misery and hatred and I miss when things were fun- people are so scared of being cliche that they don't want to write things that they enjoy. Where are the coffee shop aus???? Where are the fun silly things??? Where are the 100k grimdark fics with worldbuilding??? Wheres the 500k fics that aren't even about the same characters anymore but that we love just the same??? Where are the forums and people talking to each other in comments and meeting each other that way??? Where are the roleplay servers?????? What are you all doing??????

People are scared of being judged. They want to do what everyone else is doing. They don't want to be cringe or cliche and every day I see a "cringe culture is dead" post and then someone making fun of another part of fandom, an antithesis to their previous statement. They don't want to be late to things, either. Who cares if Last Life was a couple years ago? Draw the fanart anyway!

I'm scared. Maybe I'm just old, but every post I see I notice that I get maybe a 10th in reblogs of what I do in likes, and I don't even post my art or fics to this site. Every post is like that. More and more people only like posts and they die, unseen, by everyone. More and more people misuse archive of our own's functions, treating it like it has some algorithm, when it doesn't, and it never has and hopefully never will. I see fic reuploads to "gain traction" (not how it works) and people reaching out to find RP partners (breaking TOS) and all sorts of other shit on both sites and it fucking horrifies me. I'm not even that old- I'm eighteen, and I can already tell how fandom has changed for the worst for everyone. Fandom used to be a community. Not consumption.

It's just... sad. Old fandom had PLENTY of fucking problems, and we have problems here too, but at least the positives outweighed the negatives. It's so... mean here, now. Even the happy things are mean-spirited. People treat it as if certain people have invaded this fandom space, spreading horrible opinions and ruining it for everyone, but the truth is is that shipping is always going to be a thing. It's a foundation of fandom- fandom started with housewives in the 1950s writing Star Trek fanfiction. You can never get rid of shipping. You can just interact with what you want to interact with and leave others to mind their own business.

[miseryoforpheus]

hi there! so sorry you're not feeling well :( hope you feel better soon (or sometime in the future)

hugs /p

<3333 thank youuu

I feel a bit better now

I’ve been sleeping really badly lately and generally not feeling v nice but I had a good day today

Had many hugs with friends (@thespaceoddities gives very very good hugs I just feel the need to say) and just a nice time

recently I’ve just been feeling shitty w school and friendships going bad and stuff but I think I’m kind of finding the right ppl now (fingers crossed) and I’m also just doing better on a whole

learnt the hard way who my real friends r I guess but not in the normal way, in like more of a build up of little things and realising some people just don’t care about me all that much which is never fun but in the long run is probably a good thing

anyways SORRY for venting a bit haha

[jamieannmason]

Pretty smile you’ve got there

Thank you!!🥰🥰

[asteria-argo]

Did I hear you need more flowers?

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ⚘ ❀ :･ﾟ.✧ ❃ .:*❁✼

[arrives several months later with a sprite] Heyyyy. I don't know if you all noticed, but I'm getting back in the groove! Here's some Jamie from the next chapter of tatbp

When Jamie was little, he remembers turning up to school in second hand uniforms and threadbare jumpers too. He remembers the one time in the dead of winter he’d managed to tear a massive hole in his only school jumper playing football in the schoolyard, and how he’d spent the rest of the school year miserable and cold whenever he wasn’t wearing a jumper he’d nicked from lost and found that always smelt a little funny and fit a little weird. When his dad had come back around the first time, and he’d been trying to get Jamie to put in a good word to mummy so he could go crawling back into bed with her, he’d bought Jamie a whole new uniform, and some fancy trainers that were shiny and expensive and new as a “late birthday present” even though it was months before Jamie's birthday had even happened. When Jamie had inevitably ripped that jumper and muddied those trainers too as rowdy little kids were wont to do, his dad had laughed about it, until the next time he’d gotten drunk and thrown a beer at Jamie’s head for being such an ungrateful little bitch, ruining all the things his dad worked hard to provide for him. Toby’s jumper was ill-fitting on Shiloh the same way all the lost and found one’s hand been on him, the sleeves a little too long and shoulders a little too broad for her frame, giving it a slouchy, unkempt sort of look too it.

[hippolotamus]

actually also

🧜‍♂️🧜‍♂️

Of course 🫶

I’m Evan! What’s your name?”

“Eddie.” He cranes his neck to survey the area. “I’m not dead. Right?”

Evan barks out a laugh and grins widely. Something he quickly realizes was a mistake when Eddie scrambles to get away, nearly falling off the sandbar again.

np tagging @spotsandsocks @daffi-990 @diazsdimples @dangerpronebuddie @theplaceyoustillrememberdreaming @tizniz @theotherbuckley