#Jonny Jay

[pelinthehay]

i am not immune to mean lesbian gwendolyn bouchard (+ saw people joking about how she’s gonna brutal pipe murder lena and honestly she deserves to have her moment!)

[spellboundcities]

To say "I'm back on my bullshit" is to imply I was ever off of it.

[vibesbyartemis]

a guide to telling jonathan sims characters apart

because he keeps naming them after himself

jonny d’ville - space pirate, captain first mate of the starship aurora, “immortal”

jon sims - head archivist of the magnus institute, avatar of the eye, apocalypse causer and ender

jonny sims - writer of the magnus archives, mechanisms band member, hates when gay people are happy

[go-to-the-mirror]

ummm let's see i haven't had brainrot about the magnus archives recently (other than tim and mike) but uhhhhh if you have any funny silly little thing about helen/michael you want to talk about please go ahead I'm all ears (imagine a picture of an owl with really big feather tufts on its head)

So, Helen never tells a lie. She’s not Helen, but she is Helen. She knows what’s in the centre of the tunnels, but she’s choosing not to tell Jon. She felt bad about killing that old man, but she chose to stop feeling guilty. She thinks Jon should choose to stop feeling guilty.

When someone doesn’t tell a lie, how do you disprove them? How do you say you’re right. It’s not a lie to say Jon’s dwelling has never stopped him from hurting innocent and not innocent people. It’s not a lie to say Jon doesn’t deserve Martin. It’s not a lie to say Jon ended the world.

What do you focus on? How do you say you’re right? How do you disprove it, if it’s right?

Jon doesn’t deserve Martin. No one “deserves” someone else, A), but B) If Jon is a monster; if Jon likes hurting people, on some level; if Jon can’t live comfortably without hurting people, does he deserve Martin’s love? No. But it doesn’t matter what you deserve, what even is that. It matters what people want. Jon wants Martin, Martin wants Jon, they make each other happy. And you can say that, but still, Helen’s words (or your thoughts) will remain. You don’t deserve him.

Jon ended the world. He did. It was him. He read the words, he had the marks. If it were not for him, the world would not have ended. But it was Jonah Magnus, he manipulated Jon; it was The Web, it manipulated Magnus and Jon, like some sort of manipulation turducken. But that doesn’t change that Jon read the worlds, Jon got the marks, Jon ended the world.

How do you disprove a thought that never deviates from reality? How do you disprove something that isn’t a lie? Jon can only Ceaseless Watcher Helen when she tells a lie, when she says she isn’t scared. There are signs she’s scared, tone of voice, increased heart rate, faster breathing, just Jon knowing. So, he can disprove it. But the others… It’s not a lie.

Helen never telling a lie is like thoughts that don’t lie. Thoughts that are exaggerations of the truth, leave out key information, but linger because you can’t disprove them in their entirety.

Can you trust yourself? Can you trust what you believe to be true? Can you trust your thoughts? Can you trust what others say? Can you distrust them? If they’re never lies?

Thank you, Pearl Mapleejay, for talking to me about this :3 I actually never thought about it in this much detail before, could never make my thoughts coherent. Could write an essay about this, to be honest.

Anyway, you can ask me about Mike and Tim. My thoughts on Mike are mostly your thoughts on Mike so it’ll be autism to autism communication (autism to autism conversation) but I’d be happy to talk about him :D

Anyway tytyty so much. More thoughts where that came from :D

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Mal, Ben, Jay & Lonnie: playing a couples trivia game Mal: Lonnie, what is Jay's favorite fish? Lonnie: Penguin Ben: No, I don't think you understood- Jay: holds up a paper that says 'Penguin' on it Jay: BAM! Lonnie: I know my man Jay: It's like we have one brain

[wholesome-holland]

disney’s descendants masterlist!

emily’s navigation rules for requesting

mal bertha

to be added!

evie queen

to be added!

jay jafar

to be added!

carlos de vil

to be added!

ben florian

to be added!

uma

to be added!

harry hook

to be added!

gil

to be added!

bal

to be added!

huma

honeymoon 2.0

guma

to be added!

poly!sea three

to be added!

jarlos

to be added!

jonnie

practice turned proclaiming

devie

to be added!

[hannahhook7744]

You Can Stop Laughing Now;

Summary: Jay needs help and Lonnie is laughing at him.

He's never felt so betrayed.

Trigger Warnings: Pee (from a baby). Happy late birthday present for @cleverqueencommander . Jin is their oc!

This can also be found on AO3.

Lonnie laughed.

And laughed.

And laughed.

And their little six year old daughter, Jin, laughed along with her.

Jay had never felt so betrayed.

Jay huffed before quickly dodging another stream of pee their new-ish son, Bolin, sent his way from where he was laying on the changing table.

"A little help would be great!"

Jin just kept laughing.

Which of course caused little Bolin (who had just learned to do so) to join in. Still peeing.

Jay groaned. "Ahh not you too, dude. You're supposed to be on my side! Not cool!"

Lonnie snorted, trying to stop herself from breaking out into laughter again as she made her way inside the nursery.

"How is the three month old supposed to be on your side?"

"Are you gonna help me or not?"

"Maybe, maybe not. Who knows."

"LONNIE!"

"Kidding. I'm coming."

Bolin and Jin didn't stop laughing.

The little traitors.

[chimerazodiac]

Descendants Weddings:

Bal: Huge wedding

I doubt Mal would WANT a really big wedding but with Ben being the king of Auradon there probably wasn't much of a choice in the matter.

Devie: Medium/Regular sized wedding

Originally Evie would probably have wanted a HUMONGOUS wedding but after getting with Doug, who I doubt would want a really big wedding, she started to change her mind slightly so they decided to have a bit of a smaller wedding, but not too small - it's still Evie after all.

Jarlos: Small wedding

I just think they would be really uncomfortable with a big wedding.

Jonnie: They would get eloped (or have a REALLY small wedding)

All they need is each other, a few close friends and family. And I doubt either of them have the patience for wedding planning.

[evilhorse]

Plenty of different facial hair styles left for “Jimmy Gale” to try.

[obitv]

doyou even care sbout riptide mechs au. do you. are you fucking sure. idont think you do

[primlydialanguish]

For the Ship week thing, Jonnie + Lonnie's family headcanons?

Jonnie is May 7-13, and while I haven't finalized their prompt list yet, sneak preview that May 8's prompt is 'meeting the family!'

[alwynthetiredreader]

2032 RELEASES I'M MOST EXCITED FOR!

Ander and Santi Were Here by Jonny Garza Villa

Fifteen Hundred Miles is just one of my favorite books ever so I cannot wait for this, especially considering there's a nonbinary LI!! Bless Jonny.

ALSO HAVE YOU SEEN THAT COVER????

Travelers Along The Way by Aminah Mae Safi

Tell Me How You Really Fell is also one of my favorites and so far, it looked like Aminah Mae Safi had only written contemporaries?? so this looks like a fun change, it's a fantasy robin hood remix, very fun!

Heavenly Tyrant by Xiran Jay Zhao

again,,, another writer who wrote one of my favorites, and actually I'm obsessed with Iron Widow, there's a movie in the works that I'm just so hyped for and Xiran is coming to ComicCon in Portugal in December and i got tickets for it, I'm just AAAAAAAAA

but either way, the sequel looks fantastic, that cover? *chefs kiss* AND XIRAN SAID IN AN INTERVIEW THE SEQUEL HAS MATH LESBIANS!!

Breakup From Hell by Ann Dávila Cardinal

that cover was very quick to catch my eye tbh and then i found out the author and MC are latine so i was sold, but also that's one hell of a premise! HS girl tired of everything meets guy who seems to have this strange influence on her and then she finds out he's sorta like the devil?! so now she needs to break up with him sjfbsadkhbdg it sounds amazing

Love Letters From Joy by Melissa See

from a disabled author, with ace rep like come on... look at the female MC with her little ace flag tote bag, again was sold very quickly

AND IT'S ACADEMIC RIVALS TO LOVERS?!?!

The Wicked Bargain by Gabe Cole Novoa

Queer latine pirates was all I needed tbh. And again, gorgeous cover!

The Fraud Squad by Kyla Zhao

I had the pleasure of helping this author do a cover reveal with a book trailer and everything, I'm patiently waiting for this one. It's like a Singaporean The Devil Wears Prada and I'm all for it

The Haunting of Alejandra by V. Castro

Of course there's another latine book on the list, this one a gothic horror based on the folklore of La Llorona!

Sorry, Bro by Taleen Voskuni

Armenian sapphics... set in Armenia!! With an MC learning to embrace all of her identities, it sounds amazing and beautiful cover as well.

Always The Almost by Edward Underhill

TRANS REP!!! TRANS REP ALERT!!!

It's faking dating, one of them is a pianist and the other a cartoonist, omfg i already know I'll love this one so much

The Wrong King of Weird by James Ramos

Again, cover caught my eye instantly and it's by a nonbinary author!!!

Set in high school, it also looks like it's gonna be dealing with racism one way or the other. The art style on the cover is gorgeous and the characters look very interesting, I'm excited to meet them

The Dark Place by Britney S. Lewis

I absolutely adored The Undead Truth of Us and I was waiting for this announcement for a couple of months, and obviously, that cover doesn't disappoint. I don't even need to know what this one is about, i'll buy anything Britney writes

[mrjaypayton]

Jonny Jokes

Never trust a female who smoke Black and Milds by the pack.

**Always plotting

#JonnyJokes

Inked by Jay

[ozthearchivist]

finally started the magnus protocol. the jonmartin ghost computers jumpscared me in the best (and worst) way possible

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

[sparkygurly227]

Are you gonna write any Jonnie stories in the near future?

I have one in my WIPs that needs a bit of polishing and then will be hopefully up soon, so keep an eye out for that!

And Jonnie is one of my favourites to write, so I'm fairly certain there are a few in my ideas document that I may decide to write sometime soon. Can't guarantee much timeline-wise, as I'm not even halfway through my current 100 ways to say i love you mulitfandom project.