#doug × evie

[idiefordescendants]

Bridget and Chad are shining examples of overcompensating in your parenting, Ella didn’t want her kids to feel unappreciated or like their kindness wasn’t a gift and so rewarded them, Chad then evidently became spoiled and a mama’s boy charicature who thinks the world revolves around him and everyone loves him as much as his parents do. And Chloe is the opposite where she expects a certain standard from everyone, upon a 2 second encounter with Red she already decided she was cruel and evil because not everyone is super kind at face value.

[booksandmemes]

Harry: How do I make a date romantic? Gil: Be mysterious. Harry: Okay. *Later* Uma: So where are we going? Harry: None of your fcking business. . Evie: Here are two pictures. One is your dorm. The other is a dumpster. Can you tell which is which? Jay: Jay: This one's the dumpster. Evie: they are both your dorm. . Jane: What's worse than heartbreak? Carlos: Stepping on your pet's tail and not being able to explain how sorry you are. . Ben: Wanna hear a dark joke? Mal: Ya, I love dark humour. Ben: *turns off the lights* knock knock. Mal: Turn the damn lights back on. . Mal: I lost Uma. Evie: How do you LOSE Uma. Mal: To be fair she's pretty small. . Jay: Say no to drugs. Jay: Say yes to drugs. Jay: it doesn't matter what you say. if you're talking to drugs, you ARE on drugs. . Fairy G: So, you three, we sent letters telling your parents not to worry- Evie: They won't. Fairy G: That you're safe- Jay: That'll just depress them. Fairy G: And that you'll be seeing them in a few weeks. Carlos: Do we have to? . Evie: I love you, Doug, and I'd do anything within reason to make you happy. Doug: Eat, stay hydrated and get enough sleep for your body to function. Evie: I said within reason. . Uma: Why were you up till 3 am yesterday? Gil: How do you know I was? Harry: we could hear you clapping to the friends intro every 25 minutes.

[marinafanning]

the problem with descendants is that every single ship is so cute

like. happy pride month !! evie x mal ? but evie and doug are so cute. jay x carlos ? but jay has lonnie and carlos has jane. but ben and carlos would actually be so cute though lile tbh i ship them way more than ben and mal. mal and uma you say ? that would work accept that i love uma x harry, but wait harry had that one kiss with gil. but what about gil x jay?

all of that and audrey still does not have a single good love interest

[candy-pants]

descendants characters switching color schemes with their canon significant others 'cause i was bored minus doug and carlos 'cause they're literally impossible to color manipulate

[phantomstatistician]

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[versusvirtuous]

Additional Descendants Youtube Videos

[isleofdarkness]

The Isle had its own slang and little phrases. This never fails to throw Auradon through a loop.

Riah, pissed off about something; I swear to Black Jesus, you are on my last mother fucking nerve! Chad; ... You swear to what now?

Mal; Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Jane; Please do not engage in unsafe activities with chainsaws.

Carlos; Sleep is for the evolutionary inferior. Audrey; I beg your pardon?

Evie; Shall I compare thee to a horse's ass? Ally; ... What?

Claudine; I wish upon you what King Lyon wishes upon the Isle. Carina; Oh, thank you Claudine; ... Sure, we'll go with that.

Jay; Live fast, die young, leave a hot-ass corpse, that's what I always say. Doug; You should say something else.

It's hilarious because it confuses both parties so much.

[justanotherlostgrl]

I must confess I'm falling down the Descendants rabbit hole once again and why is there only like 1.2k Ben x Mal fanfics? That is a downright crime, i need more stories of Hater Girl and Lover Beast Boy

Also I saw a video that pointed out the fact that in If Only the in background vocals you can hear Ben singing and let me tell you I almost started giggling like a kid watching it for the first time cause that was so cute and you can barely hear him it's so faint it's almost not there but I loved it

Also in my heart Carlos is alive and proposed to Jane and they have their happily ever after

[aksandvks]

I decided to fix the plot whole of The Queen of Hearts having a Salon on The Isle of The Lost, even though she was never living there.

The Queen of Hearts Salon doesn’t actually belong to her, it was only themed after her, and the Owner is a Villain who is a great admirer of her Tyranny.

[humaudrey]

I wish we had Life Is Sweeter in D1 with Ben, Audrey, Doug, and Chad (maybe Lonnie too) against the Cour Four at the very beginning.

[kingchad]

nobody asked but this is my official descendants sexuality chart. i will not accept criticism on this.

[idiefordescendants]

Ella having butterly imagery and Bridget having flowers on her sleeves oh rise of red is so for the gays

[kybee1497]

Descendants Incorrect Quotes - 2/?

[carlosdevilll]

At least we have dogs

[candy-pants]

[hannahhook7744]

Reasons to love Devie;

I'll add more from other books later.

If anyone wants to see newspaper clippings and stuff or any thing else from Evie's fashion book lmk.

Edit:

Awwwwwww.