#disney descendants Jonnie

[hannahhook7744]

You Can Stop Laughing Now;

Summary: Jay needs help and Lonnie is laughing at him.

He's never felt so betrayed.

Trigger Warnings: Pee (from a baby). Happy late birthday present for @cleverqueencommander . Jin is their oc!

This can also be found on AO3.

Lonnie laughed.

And laughed.

And laughed.

And their little six year old daughter, Jin, laughed along with her.

Jay had never felt so betrayed.

Jay huffed before quickly dodging another stream of pee their new-ish son, Bolin, sent his way from where he was laying on the changing table.

"A little help would be great!"

Jin just kept laughing.

Which of course caused little Bolin (who had just learned to do so) to join in. Still peeing.

Jay groaned. "Ahh not you too, dude. You're supposed to be on my side! Not cool!"

Lonnie snorted, trying to stop herself from breaking out into laughter again as she made her way inside the nursery.

"How is the three month old supposed to be on your side?"

"Are you gonna help me or not?"

"Maybe, maybe not. Who knows."

"LONNIE!"

"Kidding. I'm coming."

Bolin and Jin didn't stop laughing.

The little traitors.

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Jonny’s mother is Cruella De Vil. When he changed his name, he was actually taking his mother’s maiden name. This is where he inherited his dislike for pets, his smoking, and his murdery-ness. Also yes, this means Carlos De Vil from Decendants is his brother.

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this post is giving me deja vu. Have we answered something like this before?

Well, either way, I love this and I want someone to write a fic. I can just imagine the doc creeping around the isle of the lost, looking for someone to take with her. She probably blends in perfectly.

Also, this means that Jonny can't spell and took his mother's name by the sound and not the spelling

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

[primlydialanguish]

For the Ship week thing, Jonnie + Lonnie's family headcanons?

Jonnie is May 7-13, and while I haven't finalized their prompt list yet, sneak preview that May 8's prompt is 'meeting the family!'

[wholesome-holland]

disney’s descendants masterlist!

emily’s navigation rules for requesting

mal bertha

to be added!

evie queen

to be added!

jay jafar

to be added!

carlos de vil

to be added!

ben florian

to be added!

uma

to be added!

harry hook

to be added!

gil

to be added!

bal

to be added!

huma

honeymoon 2.0

guma

to be added!

poly!sea three

to be added!

jarlos

to be added!

jonnie

practice turned proclaiming

devie

to be added!

[chimerazodiac]

Descendants Weddings:

Bal: Huge wedding

I doubt Mal would WANT a really big wedding but with Ben being the king of Auradon there probably wasn't much of a choice in the matter.

Devie: Medium/Regular sized wedding

Originally Evie would probably have wanted a HUMONGOUS wedding but after getting with Doug, who I doubt would want a really big wedding, she started to change her mind slightly so they decided to have a bit of a smaller wedding, but not too small - it's still Evie after all.

Jarlos: Small wedding

I just think they would be really uncomfortable with a big wedding.

Jonnie: They would get eloped (or have a REALLY small wedding)

All they need is each other, a few close friends and family. And I doubt either of them have the patience for wedding planning.

[introvertedsadgalsblog]

1 Jack Sparrow and daughter Uma in a mock sword fight,while Tia Dalma looked over her husband and child with amusement as they were sparring.

2 while Tia and Jack were busy having a discussion, Uma is trying to sneak off by herself to explore the island.

3 A story of Jack Sparrow and his family. Jack sparrow and Tia Dalma become a couple during Dead Man's Chest. They had a daughter whom they named Uma. Uma is a pirate like her father Captain Jack Sparrow and also a witch/soothsayer like her mother Tia Dalma.

[dxscxndxnts]

rate the str8 descendants ships: huma, bal, devie, jarlos, buma? haudrey? bevie, jonnie, hevie

1. Huma

Take one look at my blog. This should be self explanatory.

2. Janelos (Jarlos whomst????)

They cute.

3. Bevie

Underrated power couple. Ben loves powerful women.

4. Buma

ANOTHER underrated power couple. ANOTHER powerful woman for Ben to love. HOWEVER, it splits Huma (in a nonpolyamorous context) so it ranks lower than Bevie.

5. Jonnie

We love couple that kick ass together.

6. Hevie

I wrote a whole post about how Harry, true to his character, can end up being a terrible boyfriend to anyone but Uma. That being said, Evie is the closest VK to that badass female energy.

7. Haudrey

Same thing, except Audrey’s an AK.

8. Bal

There are too many tumblr posts out there for me to sit here and explain every reason why this ship is at the bottom.

[getoutmonday]

[hannahhook7744]

Happy Valetine's day!;

Bal.

Janlos.

Jonnie.

Link to the Devie version.

[wezzaner]

TV Couples-Tropes in Descendants

Ever heard of the TV tropes: Alpha Couple, Beta Couple and Omega Couples?

The alpha couple are basically the narratively undeniable couple. They are the centerpiece, the untouchables, they are the story. They are written in the stars. No matter how you try to spin the canon narrative, you have to venture into AU or future-verse territories to not have them together.

The beta couple are the secondary couple. They are, more often than not, friends or confidants to the alpha couple. They act as a foil to the alpha couple, meaning, they basically highlight the alpha couple’s traits by contrast. They also tend to get their brief time in the spotlight then will get shoved aside for the rest of the story.

The omega couples exist more in the movie musicals genre and are convenient couples. A pair the spares situation, if you will. They are getting together last minute for no other reason other than the fact that we have the finale number coming up. Nothing leads up to it, they’re just there.

In Descendants:

Alpha couple: Mal/Ben

Beta couple(s): Evie/Doug and surprisingly, we get a second in Carlos/Jane

Omega couples: Jay/Audrey (D1), Carlos/Jane (D1, before being promoted to beta in D2), Chad/Lonnie (D1), Chad/Audrey (D3)

Notice how I did not include Jay/Lonnie (D2), Jay/Gil (D3) or Uma/Harry at all? Well, I can’t, none of them canonically got together to be betas, and they had their own mini arcs so they can’t be omegas.

I’d assume that Jay and Lonnie dated briefly and separated for some reason: be it an amicable separation simply due to graduation and going their separate ways (Everybody knows that you don’t bring the girl with you after high school. - Chad Danforth, HSM) or anything else. Like Jay coming to terms with his bisexuality, perhaps, and wanting to take his time before doing anything serious.

Uma/Harry, I wholeheartedly believe, are canon. Just future canon.

Jay/Gil are a wildcard. Their bonding is adorable, whether as friends or more. Or current friends with the possibility of something more, I am just glad I am here for it. And I will forever be giddy inside whenever I remember Disney allowed them to partner-up and dance.

Why such a seemingly irrelevant post?

Because there’s a certain mindset you must be familiar with before you jump into the “they deserved more screen time”, the “why didn’t they officially get together?” and the “F you Disney for doing this to us” chants. It is just how it goes, especially in a movie when you have time constrictions, unlike a TV show where multiple ships can sail simultaneously or in different times. So, what you have to do is, learn to appreciate what’s happening in the background. The fleeting looks, the hand-holding, the reassuring glances and the deleted scenes (chemistry between actors automatically translates to chemistry between the characters). A lot of scenes don’t end up making it into the final product and a lot of takes and angles don’t end up making it as well.

This isn’t me being mad at Disney, it’s just me trying to fill in the gaps to make sense of the story. Like a lot of fanfiction writers do to plot holes, right? But then, for me, it turned into this genuine confusion and curiosity to find out why some characters, like Doug, are so hated while he’s pretty much unexpendable to the story. Or why some people are hell-bent on Mal and Evie being a thing even though we have a proposal, two true love’s kisses and a song about sisterly love and friendship to counter that.

Basically, you need to understand that Evie/Doug and Carlos/Jane are foils to Mal/Ben. The only reason Evie/Doug got the spotlight somewhat in D1 is primarily to develop Evie’s character and then, along with Carlos/Jane, served their purpose only in D2 and D3 which was contradict Mal/Ben’s relationship. And anything meaningful that is meant to happen, happens to Mal and Ben.

Let’s see how:

In D1:

1- While Mal spelled Ben, jump starting their relationship faster than most. Evie and Doug started rather organically, getting to know each other. I’d even argue that Evie and Doug were strictly friends throughout the first movie and part of the six months between D1 and D2.

2- Bal unknowingly started Audrey’s downward spiral, Devie’s relationship didn’t step on any toes.

3- Bal’s started because Mal had a motive (stealing the wand) behind spelling him, unlike what he assumed. Devie was selfless on both parties, he defended her (selfless act) and she became intrigued by the person wasting their breath on a VK.

4- Jock versus nerd. Glaringly obvious.

5- Tomboy with a sharp tongue versus a feminine princess, arguably with social-cue issues.

6- Mal’s turned good for Ben. That’s it, she liked him and wanted to explore the relationship further. Evie’s motive was her exploring herself and all she could be. She found herself with Doug’s help, I’ll give you that, but she grew all on her own. He can’t take credit for that. I can also use Carlos and Jay as foils for Mal, Carlos turned good because he saw the life he could have away from his mother’s abuse and Jay found the error in his father’s teachings.

7- Both Mal and Evie are magical, but only Mal gets to exploit said magic while Evie’s is all but erased from the movies.

In D2:

The difference was more on how they handled problems. Also, Ben being Mal’s motive to be good meant that at the first sign of trouble in paradise, she had an identity crisis and fled.

1- Evie was straight forward with Ben, helping him get to the isle to confront Mal and bring her back. Jay and Carlos lied to Doug, their lies and his insecurities created a problem that wasn’t even there.

2- Ben’s and Doug’s approach to solving their problems was the same: desperate confrontation. Their attitudes and reasons were drastically different. Ben felt guilty for pressuring Mal and belittling the effort she was putting in being his girlfriend. Doug was frantic, fear and insecurity fueling his accusation.

3- Mal initially refused to compromise, basically kicking Ben out. Evie recognized the motive behind Doug’s accusation and shot them down immediately. You know, like the queen she is.

4- Again, Bal saying their “I love you”s while Devie take things slow, enjoying their time. Of course, also Carlos spending six whole months getting to know Jane before he even asked her out.

In D3:

Now D3 was exclusively action-based with very little relationship developments happening. This movie, which is even more Mal-centered and benches Ben altogether, turned almost every character into foils for Mal.

1- Mal and Ben being together long enough (two months shy of a year) to warrant a proposal. Evie and Doug struggle to say their “I love you”s. And Carlos freaks out over Jane’s first birthday since they got together.

2- Uma, Evie and Ben wanting to free the VKs while Mal wants to close the barrier for good based on a threat made for show by her own father. Then she opens the barrier for good to have a relationship with her own father. Nothing selfish about the motives of Uma, Evie and Ben and nothing is selfless about Mal’s motive.

3- Mal being in a happy stage of her relationship while everybody else seems to be struggling. Evie and Doug with their L-word issues, Carlos with Jane’s birthday, Chad still trying to be with Audrey, Uma’s reluctance sending Harry into a chaotic-flirting frenzy, Jay’s supposed recent break-up with Lonnie.

I’m not entirely sure what I had in mind when I started writing this, I guess I was trying to make sense of what we got in the final cut of each movie. It feels like the same frustrations I had watching the High School Musical movies so long ago and being curious as hell about pretty much everyone but Troy and Gabriella. And I am certain I skipped major plot points that would have emphasized everything I’m trying to say, feel free to add to this.

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Mal, Ben, Jay & Lonnie: playing a couples trivia game Mal: Lonnie, what is Jay's favorite fish? Lonnie: Penguin Ben: No, I don't think you understood- Jay: holds up a paper that says 'Penguin' on it Jay: BAM! Lonnie: I know my man Jay: It's like we have one brain

[vdescendant]

3/ descendants: Li Lonnie, daughter of Fa Mulan

[galianogangster]

Descendants Chat?

Is there a Discord or Skype chat for Disney’s Descendants fans to hang out, make friends, and talk about the franchise/ships/characters/cast? If not, would anyone be interested in joining if I created one? There would probably be a general channel, a channel for each ship, a channel for linking fanworks, and a channel for theories regarding D3 to start. I need more Descendants friends!