#KIDDINg. JOKEING..FUCK . SORRY .....

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[spoopdeedoop]

something about fire and starlight

[teddyonaboat]

"felicia's kids look like vander/silco" "felicia cheated with vander" "-no, felica cheated with silco"

WRONG

vander and silco are a couple and had threesomes with felicia

[clegfly]

just finished omori manga chapter 7 and i am DYING laughing. this shit isnt even bad anymore its just funny bad. oh my god

[strang3lov3]

My favorite person died a few years ago, and I remember waking up the next morning and my very first thought being "oh yeah. She's dead"

The same thing happened after last week's episode. My very first thought the next morning was "Joel's dead"

So fuck all the people who say it's just a game or just a show. Fictional characters can be important to us and we can grieve them too.

We form attachments to things, people, animals and it hurts deeply when they are gone. I remember talking with my aunt last year - she had lost two cats in the same month and she was devastated and people really seemed to want her to get over it quickly. Which tracks. People get weirded out by grief. And she said to me “I don’t understand why I can’t grieve my cats the way I’d grieve a person. They were god’s creatures too” 🫂 she’s right. They were living, breathing things, with personalities and quirks and memories and habits. And it sucks when they’re gone.

And I just feel similarly about this. Joel has been a comfort and an important figure in my life for years now and it was incredibly hard to watch him go the way he did. You know, you have memories of this character, they’re important to you for one reason or another and when they go, it is hard. There is a loss. There’s humanness in that and I don’t think it’s a bad thing to have a such a tender heart that you feel love and grief for characters too.

[iamumbra195]

If the Graveyard kids were demigods, which Greek god would they be the child of? (Riodanverse AU)

For Ashlyn, I believe she would just be another of Apollo's kids, keeping to herself most of the time. Nobody really paid her any mind because out of the dozens of Apollo kids, there wasn't anything particularly remarkable about her. She wasn't the Head Counsellor or anything. She liked it that way. Ashlyn discovered she was a demigod when she was young and spent two full years at the camp to fully prepare for living as a demigod in the mortal world before becoming a summer-only kid. Her sensitivity to sound is one of the strange abilities she inherited but isn't fully able to control, which is why she wears enchanted earplugs that keep sounds at a more tolerable level. Beyond that, she was a pretty average Apollo kid. She was good at the basics like Archery and Music but not beyond that of a normal Apollo kid. The only thing that really stood out was her dancing. It was her special interest, incorporating it into her daily life as a demi-god as often as she could. Her fighting style was based on ballet in canon and she preferred fighting with her legs over her hands--even going as far as putting a weapon in her shoes so she could still use her legs to attack. So she is an average demigod overall. Until one day she discovers that she was one of the few to inherit Apollo's nosokinesis, the ability to create and control diseases (like her ability to open rifts and trap people in them in canon). There's also the fact that her name literally means 'dream' or 'vision', so considering the fact that Apollo is literally the god of prophecy, I think being a child of Apollo fits her very well.

For Logan, I feel that for a long time, he would just be another unclaimed kid. He didn't know anything about his real parents and his grandparents were always super cagey about it until he was older and got attacked by a monster and they finally took him to the camp. He still doesn't know who his biological mother was. Then one day after being pushed too far by bullies, he snapped just like in canon, and was claimed by Ares, the god of war. Much to his and Barron's (another child of Ares) dismay because what the fuck do you mean this dickhead is my half-brother?! He had initially believed that his parent was related to his love for space and astronomy or maybe even his intelligence and love for math but Ares?!

For Aiden, I think being a child of Hermes suits him best. I've done some tests and got answers like Ares or the Big Three, which I don't think those really fit him. But for some reason, I like the idea that he has the favour of/is a legacy of Hades or Hecate from his dad's side while being completely unaware of it until much later (the unexplained connection his dad has to Maverick). Children of Hermes tend to be more hyperactive than other demigods and are often referred to as a jack of all trades and I think those things really suit Aiden. When he was younger, his parents sent him to camp year round in hopes that it would help him and he came back with dyed blond hair, red eye contacts and a reckless streak a mile wide.

For Ben, I believe that this kid is and always will be a child of Apollo. His deep love and talent for singing and music, his rage and hurt at having this taken away from him. His knack for medicine despite only having experience through taking care of Aiden. He only discovered he was a demigod after his voice was destroyed so he never learned that he could heal people with his voice/singing until one of the others, maybe Taylor, were fatally injured and he had no supplies to save them so as one last attempt to comfort them, he breaks his years of silence and sings for them. To his complete astonishment, they started healing and were able to stay alive long enough to get the medical help they needed. He felt pressued to sing and use his voice after that because it could heal people but Aiden or one of the others nipped that in the bud and told him he didn't have to do anything he didn't want to. The idea of him also having premonitions when something bad is going to happen is cool, especially if it's the reason why he ends up catching little details the others fail to notice (a little nod to Canvas Ben for being so goddamn observant). His relationship with Aiden is also cute because children of Apollo and children of Hermes tend to get along, although not all of them do (Aiden and Ashlyn lol).

For Taylor and Tyler, I believe the twins would be children of Hephaestus. In some cultures, identical twins are treated as one entity/soul that was separated into two people and the same could be said about the Hernandez twins in this AU. Although they are different people with different interests and goals, that is how they are perceived as mortals. On the divine side of things, however, they are seen as a single soul split into two. That's why their connection goes far beyond that of regular mortal twins. Their abilities also reflect this. Taylor is a brilliant craftswoman and has a way with technology that separates her from the rest. She's also extremely fire-resistant, which proves to be useful considering her brother has the ability to manipulate fire. Tyler, on the other hand, has the basic skills needed to be a mechanic due to growing up with Taylor but it isn't instinctive in the same it is for Taylor. He is one of the few children of Hephaestus to have pyrokinesis, something he had to learn to master on his own because there wasn't anyone to teach him. They complete each other.

Although Aiden and Ashlyn spent a year or two in the camp, their paths never crossed and they were just another faceless person in the crowd of campers until they officially met when Ben and Aiden began to go to her high school in her sophomore year. Aiden clocked her as a demigod as soon as they met at the bus and was excited to meet another one of them outside of camp. He was also curious to know if she figured out what she was yet and if not, he could protect her from monsters and lead her to camp! Ashlyn recognized both Aiden and Ben as demigods but preferred to avoid mixing her mortal life with her mythological one so she avoided Aiden's needling to the best of her ability. When Ben finally told Aiden that she was another child of Apollo at camp, Aiden doubled down on the pestering which irritated Ashlyn beyond belief. Unfortunately for her, this wasn't the last she was going to see of him.

Mid-way through the first semester, Ashlyn received a prophecy from the Oracle stating that she and five others were to go on a quest. It was a shock to her and everyone in the camp because she was pretty unremarkable yet she was the one that had to go on the quest? It was ridiculously vague beyond the fact that she specifically had to go to Savannah with a group of five others. So she had to pick five other members for her team.

Nearly everyone tried to volunteer and because Ashlyn didn't particularly care who went along, names were drawn out of a bowl. With her luck, Aiden and Ben's names were both drawn out of the bowl, along with the Hernandez twins and Logan. She wasn't particularly happy with those chosen but she supposed it could be worse. Especially when she considered the fact she could've been going with him.

Barron was throwing a fit about how an unclaimed coward like Logan couldn't have possibly been picked but Tyler told him that no one would even want to go on a quest with him considering the only thing he cared about was glory and honour for himself.

And so, the six of them packed their things and started their journey to Savannah, Georgia where it all went to hell.

[morkaischosen]

society has progressed beyond the need for jokes where you make it look like you're being a bigot and then three sentences in you reveal you were supportive and talking about something else the whole time. no more.

[mamawasatesttube]

i need to get a copy of the robin '93 omnibus (you know. the giant hardcover brick) so that i can start beating people with it whenever they bring up fanon tim near me

[sappi-papi]

happy jungle sunday everynyan treating myself for this one by sharing one of my fave headcanons for him ever . remember when i infodumped about him in that one post? yeah this was what i was implying in that first paragraph below the cut. anyway consider age regressor jungle ? smile?

[sympathytea]

Alright. Assuming what Evbo said about his height being 4 ft 2 is accurate in the Evmo live stream of him and his BlockWars team (Timestamp: 3:03:27 if you were curious) And going by the assumption that 1 block equals 1 meter...

That makes him barely above 1 block tall. Like 1.2 blocks. Not even hitting a block and a half slab which would be 1.5 meters. The fact he missed that 1 block jump at the noob parkour temple makes alot more sense now. This is clearly deepest lore.

[dougielombax]

Scribblenauts: Yeah. You can write almost anything and then it will become real.

Pretty cool, eh?

Me: I guess, yeah.

*Sees Alan Wake*

Hey. Wait a minute….i mean it’s not exactly a magic typewriter like that one episode of Goosebumps. Or a drawing pad. But still.

Kid Named Magic Typewriter:

*T H I S

I S

T H E

R I T U A L

T O

L E A D

Y O U

O N*

[diamonds-at-y11]

ATSV thought I found in my notes app from like a year ago

Across the spiderverse spoilers obvi it came out a whole year ago THE MAIN MESSAGE OF MOST OF THE SPIDER-MAN MOVIES IS “WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.” BUT MIGUELS ENTIRE THING WITH “”CANON EVENTS”” IS THAT THEY MUST HAPPEN AND THEREFORE YOU MUST LET PEOPLE DIE INSTEAD OF SAVING THEM EVEN IF YOU CAN (eg miles successfully saving the police captain in mumbattan after Gwen tries to stop him). But the entire thing with great power=great responsibility is that if you have the option to help others/save others then it is wrong for you not to try. MIGUEL IS LITERALLY GOING AGAINST THE MAIN CORE OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE SPIDER-MAN BY ENFORCING THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE REQUIRED TO DIE EVEN IF THERE IS A WAY YOU CAN SAVE THEM

Like Miles literally asks Peter B “what about uncle Ben? Would that have been ok? If you knew and you just let it happen?” LIKE THE ENTIRE POINT OF UNCLE BENS DEATH WAS THAT HE JUST LET IT HAPPEN INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING. THE ENTIRE POINT IS HE COULD HAVE SAVED UNCLE BEN. THAT WAS THE PROBLEM. BUT MIGUEL SEES IT AS THE SOLUTION. PETER B STARES IT RIGHT IN THE FACE AND DOESNT SEE THE ISSUE????

[porcalinecunt]

“h-he’s a terrible brother!” ok and? still letting him hit even as a (canon) whore !!

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

virgin musicians who make fun of/call out their tech teams when they make a mistake vs chad musicians thanking them when they do a good job

[captainshyguy]

hey so i know i dot have an official dni, but like. like if ur not only gonna be an open h*rry p*tter fan- but also champion SN*PE of all people like honestly get off my blog holy shit

[largemandrill]

Ok I’m like a little under halfway into Wicked now and like. Turtle Heart was their third right? This doesn’t read as “husband, wife, and wife’s affair partner” this just looks like a poly couple. Frex named his son after this guy, he must of liked him a lot. This isn’t even a joke this is a genuine question.