I need y’all Star Wars lover’s opinion on something.
Because I personally think kark sounds better, like as a substitute for fuck but a little bit worse. But I also think that kriff would be more on the level of shit.
(I know it’s just an edit to the prologue, but there’s like a solid 1200 extra words that weren’t there before! It’s fun! We like this! We’re having a great time!)
Summary:
There’s something very weird about the Jedi. More so than what they’d learned on Kamino. They’ve been schooled on enhanced speed, crazy high pain tolerance, wisdom on the ass-end of vague, things floating—hell, Cody distantly remembers some kind of training on how to negotiate a stubborn Jedi into accepting medical treatment (cough, Kenobi and Skywalker, cough).
But there’s other stuff.
Stuff that even “space magic” can’t explain.
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or; Clone Commanders get drunk and share stories about the weird shit their Jedi do
EARL HAAKON AND THE JOMS VIKINGS - CLAN CARRUTHERS CCIS
EARL HAAKON AND THE JOMSVIKINGS
Chief among the nobles of Haakon the Good, of Norway, was Earl Sigurd of Hlade; and first among those who followed him was Earl Haakon, Sigurd’s son. After the death of Haakon the Good, the sons of Gunhild became the masters of Norway, where they ruled like tyrants, murdering Sigurd, whom they most feared. This made the young Earl Haakon their bitter foe.
A young…