#Kidding kidding

[pardonmekreature]

Me when I go down into my basement and I don't see a blood soaked, sobbing man chained to the wall

[jealousmartini]

Shifting to my idol life for the thrill of sneaking out of my house at night to my secret s/o's to hang out, cuddle, make out, and eat him out

HUH WHAT WHO SAID THAT🗣‼️

"He" could literally be anyone btw. I am thinking of someone specifically tho

[epickiya722]

Damn, how many times has Yuta used Cursed Speech?! Like, three?

[childrenofcain-if]

For C’s birthday can we buy their father’s company and fire him

... did you peek into my notes, blobby?

[1driedpersimmon]

Dn except L gets a biiiiiiiigggggg shirt

( and other doodles…)

[herigo]

I told you chicken can fly :))

[dastardly-lemondrops]

I see your oriental shorthair Snape headcanons and I raise you

[breezy-cheezy]

"Heeeeeere's BLADE-"

Forgot to post this meme but the livestream yesterday reminded me...

First HSR fanart and it's this of course LMAO

[evanostic]

the actual best characters tyvm

[wildpeachfarm]

Dnf endgame and finally get together (exclusively), but they had to go through intense trauma bonding to do it.

FUCK i mean a win is a win right guys? /j

[miniaturebattlecats]

Blender exploded my Yellowfang so that wip is no longer relevant and I take back the compliments I just gave the program

[witchofanguish]

In “Catch-22,” his first book, published in 1961, “There are, I think, 44 characters by name . . . and not a single one, if my memory is correct, is Jewish,” he tells the overflow audience. Backtracking, Heller recalls that a man once asked him: “ ‘Come on, Mr. Heller, isn’t Yossarian (the protagonist in “Catch-22”) really Jewish?’ “Well, he’s the one I’m most sympathetic to,” Heller said he told the man. “He’s from a city that’s unnamed, probably New York. He thinks a lot the way I do, worries the way I do. I guess the answer is yes. Yes, I would say Yossarian probably is Jewish.” Then the man asked him, “How about the chaplain? He’s a man who feels he doesn’t fit in. He feels self-conscious. He worries about the welfare of his children. He keeps imagining that terrible things are happening to him. Isn’t he Jewish, too?” “To which I said, ‘I think you’re right,’ ” Heller says. “And before we finished, we came to the agreement that every good person in ‘Catch-22’ was Jewish and that none of the bad ones were.” Laughter again.

me on trans characters

[seneon]

would you survive in a room full of insects? hell yes.

[eyedelweiss]

Siren Arthur and sailor Eames

god help me

[baggy-holmes]

forgot to mention that i spent my weekend role playing as a 50s house wife

[xoluvx]

✋✋✋

(if you don’t talk to me that way i probably die☺️💞)

oh god i wouldn’t want you to die 🫢

erm - say something mean to me quick!!