Me when I go down into my basement and I don't see a blood soaked, sobbing man chained to the wall
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Shifting to my idol life for the thrill of sneaking out of my house at night to my secret s/o's to hang out, cuddle, make out, and eat him out
HUH WHAT WHO SAID THAT🗣‼️
"He" could literally be anyone btw. I am thinking of someone specifically tho
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For C’s birthday can we buy their father’s company and fire him
... did you peek into my notes, blobby?
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I see your oriental shorthair Snape headcanons and I raise you
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Dnf endgame and finally get together (exclusively), but they had to go through intense trauma bonding to do it.
FUCK i mean a win is a win right guys? /j
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Blender exploded my Yellowfang so that wip is no longer relevant and I take back the compliments I just gave the program
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In “Catch-22,” his first book, published in 1961, “There are, I think, 44 characters by name . . . and not a single one, if my memory is correct, is Jewish,” he tells the overflow audience.
Backtracking, Heller recalls that a man once asked him: “ ‘Come on, Mr. Heller, isn’t Yossarian (the protagonist in “Catch-22”) really Jewish?’
“Well, he’s the one I’m most sympathetic to,” Heller said he told the man. “He’s from a city that’s unnamed, probably New York. He thinks a lot the way I do, worries the way I do. I guess the answer is yes. Yes, I would say Yossarian probably is Jewish.”
Then the man asked him, “How about the chaplain? He’s a man who feels he doesn’t fit in. He feels self-conscious. He worries about the welfare of his children. He keeps imagining that terrible things are happening to him. Isn’t he Jewish, too?”
“To which I said, ‘I think you’re right,’ ” Heller says. “And before we finished, we came to the agreement that every good person in ‘Catch-22’ was Jewish and that none of the bad ones were.” Laughter again.
me on trans characters
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forgot to mention that i spent my weekend role playing as a 50s house wife
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✋✋✋
(if you don’t talk to me that way i probably die☺️💞)
oh god i wouldn’t want you to die 🫢
erm - say something mean to me quick!!
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