#Koala Anon

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Woah! It’s been a while since I poked my head in here; I’ve finally graduated. How have things been for you? (and did you have a favourite part of the FNAF movie ? :D) -🐨 Anon

Oh hey! Long time no see! I've been doing good

It's hard to say what my favorite part was but ig it would have to be the springlock scene

Priceless and very well done imo

[shanie-the-komania-toyaddict]

Hiii Shanie! (is that what I should call you? 🤔) I'm the guest from ao3 that sent you that long ass comment 😆😅

Just wanted to start of by saying how extremely sweet it was of you to do this and also how much I appreciated you taking the time out not once but twice to write back! Tbh yes my dumbass did not realise what "noodle incident" meant till you explained it so thank you for that 😊 clearly I'm a bit new to all of this. 😅

Honestly I'm extremely late to the party. I discovered zowens only a little after they won their tag titles last year. I had no idea who they were before that. I took a break from wrestling for about 13 years and only got back into it by accident because of Sami, then Kevin, then zowens. I was switching channels and stubbled upon zowens who happened to be on screen at the time.

So I've had to go back and do a bit of digging and now and then I'll find something that everyone already knew about yearsss ago 🙄😂 and I'll get all excited over it, but everyone else has already been there done that 😂 (also absolutely no one I know likes wrestling or really even knows about it 😭)

I know I've missed out on a LOT with these two (their "glory days") 😭 and I get only glimpses of the past here and there, but I guess as they say better late than never 😁 So I'm enjoying your stories so so much. It's pretty incredible the way you write and the journey you take us on through it.

Ta

🐨

PS. the draft this week..zowens..😌

Hello again, nonnie! 

Glad you could make it! 

I was hoping to hear from you. This mess of business with AO3. Bleh. Hope they get it straightened out soon. 

First off, don’t feel bad for not knowing what “noodle incident” meant. I don’t know if a ton of people do these days. TV Tropes as a website has sort of fallen into obscurity in the past decade or so and that’s where I got the term from. Looking it up, the definition on the site (found HERE) apparently comes from Calvin and Hobbes. Of note: The way I use the term isn’t exactly correct because I have explained the pneumonia incident a little, and will do so in upcoming writing more, but I use the term improperly anyway because it makes sense to me. 

Regardless, stay tuned for more info about the pneumonia incident!  I will warn you though, the current story it’s being written into, “Never Say Goodbye”, is VERY dark. I’m probably going to have to up the rating on it. I use my writing as therapy and I’m going through some stuff right now, so this is how it is manifesting. Hope this doesn’t make you or anyone else hate me, but just know that writing it is helping me cope with my pain and getting me to a better place. 

So yeah. Forgive me. 

Second, don’t feel bad about just discovering Zowens in 2023. Some of the best people just discovered Zowens in 2023! I don’t know how much of last year you’ve managed to see but there is a fair amount of stuff just between summer of 2022 and fall of 2023 that is epic. If you haven’t gotten to explore it yet, I recommend starting HERE. It’s an episode of The KO Show from back in May of 2022 that planted the seeds of the entire Zowens storyline that would go on to them becoming tag champions. That said, as another video reference, that episode of the KO Show would actually be followed up on in August 2022 to properly start the storyline... in a post-show segment after Smackdown in Montreal. Finding video of that post-show segment can be difficult, but HERE is a fan video that has most of the encounter, minus the section that involved Matt Riddle (and the Zowens hug he spurs on) 

Really though, if I had to offer some key highlights, just in WWE, I’d recommend the last ten minutes or so of NXT’s R-Evolution PPV, their match at Battleground 2016 (DEFINITELY Key viewing), The very end of Hell In A Cell 2017 (and the Zowens segment from the next episode of Smackdown), the 10/31/2020 episode of Talking Smack, The leadup and immediate aftermath of their WrestleMania 37 match, the clips I linked above from May and August 2022, Royal Rumble 2023 main event (OMG THAT), and most of all, the ENTIRTY of the 3/17/23 episode of Smackdown which, telling you now, as a Zowens shipper was like a friggin fever dream the night it happened. Cannot understate how that was some Joker Origin Story stuff that night, but the payoff was AMAZING.  

All that said? Like Kevin said at WrestleMania 37. They met, at this point, almost 22 years ago, and the journey has been nuts. If you want a good, easy-to-absorb rundown of those 22 years or so, I highly recommend Mithen’s substack Ring the Bell. It has so much information that starts from the beginning and goes step by step along the path. They’re writing a book too! Keep an eye out for that. 

Anyway, it’s great to see you here and if you need any more tips about how to dig further into the story, let me know. I know you said “Their glory days” but the truth is, in their own words, they’re “Destined to do this forever” and the glory days aren’t over yet. The story has been going on for over 2 decades but it hasn’t ended yet and I don’t believe it ever will. The Sami and Kevin show, and by extension, The Kevin Steen and El Generico show, will never end. 

Over 20 years and counting.  Long live Zowens/Steenerico 

Enjoy the ride. 

[misswoozi]

ships who would fuck in an airplane bathroom : wheebyul /wheesa 🐨

INTERESTING. We headcanon Wheein a little differently. I don't think she'd be necessarily down for something that might get her caught BUT, interestingly, I do think Hwabyul would absolutely try this lmao

[anj-does-stuff]

Could we possibly see Sabo one more?

He said he's busy!!

[mctwinkdom]

In my world, Oscar is a koala 😂 I mean he looks like a cat too, so does Lando, but every time I see a koala bear I'm like "oh hi Oscar!" Is it just me? 😅

You are very much correct, he also really looks like a koala, even Logan said it! "his koala eyes" 🥰🐨

I think we're biased by the fact he's Australian but it doesn't matter, koala bears suit him, physically but also because of the ATTITUDE. Koalas look so chill and peaceful and sleepy all the time, minding their business while munching on leaves. That is so Oscar. Oscar is such a koala. Unbothered king.

(he's also very much a polite cat, but that's on being polyvalent.)

lil koala 🥺🥺🤏

[httpiastri]

OSCAR THE MAN YOU ARE - 🐨

THE ONLY MAN EVER

IM SO HAPPPYYYY IDK WHAT TO DO????

[tokillamockingbird427]

I feel like Keegan is Elias’s secret (not really) favorite, is Keegan.

He's not allowed to have a favorite child, but he's never heard anything about not being allowed to have a favorite co-worker 😉

Elias: "I don't have a favorite child." ??? pointing at Keegan, who Elias is holding on his hip: "What's that?" Elias: "A subordinate."

That's his guy! His lil man! Scrungly!

Picture firmly petting a cat's entire head and how their face gets "shrink wrapped" because of it and that is Elias with Keegan.

[wildpeachfarm]

Koalas are the only non primates with fingerprints. They can be hard to tell apart from human fingerprints

-animal facts anon

Oooh very interesting :0

Thank u for the animal fact of the day!

[teabutmakeitazure]

Why do you love childe? (Wrong answers only)

He goes ._. whenever he does something wrong around the house (like throw the spoon in the bin instead of the disposable cup) and the expression stays until he receives a kiss on the cheek from you. Childe also has a habit of sticking his tongue out whenever he's cooking with intense concentration. He says it's because he can taste the flavours in the air which is a big fat lie. Waking up is a hassle for him sometimes because it takes him at least half an hour to open his eyes completely. During that time, he snuggles back into you with a a very satisfied "mm" sound.

[misswoozi]

Can i ask random wheein headcanons -🐨

ask and you shall receive!

if I had to do a "who in Mamamoo masturbates the most?" MTL, Wheein would absolutely be at the top of the list

Queen of the Bisexuals

prefers to have a male FWB (I feel like she accidentally catches feelings for her female FWBs and that's Not Ideal lmao)

sleeps in a big t-shirt + no undies when she wants to fluster her partner a lil bit (especially if it's a fairly new relationship)

has had sex in the practice room before

[youareinlove]

Controversial opinion: koalas look scary. like, they just do - i dont get why theyre called cute creatures, like i have a mutual who has a picture of taylor holding a koala and it’s just like. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? ARENT THEY AGGRESSIVE?

from what i understand koalas are very aggressive and can like genuinely hurt you (learned this from @wouldvecouldveshouldve, resident australian)

but i do have to say that they look really cute, even if that cute-ness is deceptive, and i think the ones at zoos won't injure you

[mslanna]

Ai anon again! Oh I didn’t knew there was something like that my bad! I just use it to chat with it only not to create fic but I understand

Hi Nonny,

as I said: to each their own.

And the chat bots? Somehow data has to go in for data to come out. And I do not know where the input comes from. 🤷‍♀️

And I do not care enough about chat bots to find out. Maybe they were fed fully with materials the creators gave consent or which the bot-maker made themselves.

I do not know. 🤷‍♂️

And personally I wanna chat with my fellow fans. I wanna build a community.

As somebody personally negatively impacted by all that machine learning nonsense (and with friends negatively impacted as well) I will not use it.

<sensible end-of-message-salutations> (I cannot think of any, sry. 😅)

[lucespeaks]

twinnn i haven't sent an ask in so long😭

paige is so clingy , a koala fr

TWINNNN IVE MISSED UU

but no fr a literal koala 😭‼️

[httpiastri]

Paul Aron and Fred vesti 🫶🏻🫶🏻 - 🐨

them <3<3<3

[butmakeitgayblog]

When Ftwd first started, my brother and i went to comic con to see the panel and his jaw dropped when i pointed to Alycia on stage and said she played commander lexa. Ugh. It’s called acting and she’s just so good. And stunning. I love her press outfit. Just legs for daaaays and those piercing eyes and soft features. 🥰 hard agree on the lip liner- it’s too much and makes her lips,look weird. I think maybe it’s thickness and poor color match?

Yeah it's crazy right? Like the girl is kind of a lowkey subtle chameleon, she just looks different in everything she does, especially compared to her just being herself. And I know some are like meh iTs jUsT ThE mAkEuP shush it, nooo. I understand the magic of makeup I get what makeup can do. What I'm talking about isn't that. It's like when she plays roles her whole aura changes, her demeanor, and they're all different from each other. It's almost like even the way she holds her face and her posture changes. It's like you said, it's actually the acting. For me anyway.

And yeah I just... *deep sigh* idk. With her lip liner issue, I get the feeling it's because these artists want her lips to be shaped a certain way so bad that they try and force them to be shaped that way. They want them to be more rounded out at the edges on the bottom instead of neatly pulling up and in like they do, and they are obsessed with giving her a less exaggerated cupid's bow. They want that top angle line to slant instead of slope and they draw it in constantly and I hAte it. I mean she looks fine, she's stunning as always and even people who aren't nuts about her have to admit the girl is gorgeous on an aesthetic level alone. But ugh, yes I will never be on board with the over lining of the lips because lemme put it this way, while it looks fine for a photoshoot and to the naked eye, if you were to try and draw a portrait of her following those lip lines that they create, you'd be stuck wondering why that shit doesn't look like her mouth

[cvrseduser-a]

My professor showed your blog as an example of how literacy has some hope left bc there’s people able to write “such poignant works, for free! Imagine that!” felt like you should be aware of how happy you made her even if I don’t know what JJK even is.

[ FHUGHUHGJFHUGJH ???? HEEEELPPPP IM CRYING please anon you flatter me LMFAO i rly tossed my head back to laugh when i read this, but i feel so warm and fuzzy too bc this is such a great compliment !!! and i appreciate it because sometimes (most times) i do feel quite self conscious about my writing, so for you to come here and say this really means the world to me im :crypuddle: thank you !! i love writing, i love jjk, this makes me very very happy u have no idea... u rly have no idea ghgjf i love u anon i hope ur class was fun LMFAO ]