#LET THEM GET MARRIED

[6bottlesofdr-peepee]

[draconicfool]

Eros let out a soft laugh as he wrapped around the other. Returning that kiss as he reached up to hold the other's face. So gentle as his tail wagged absently. "Y'have, huh~? Thought about tyin' y'er'self down t'me f'er'ever~? How romantic~." Of course, even as he teased, it was obvious that he was happy about it.

"I dunno 'bout what people wear- I know Daddy was married 'fore I ended up hatchin'-- ah-!" He got up for a moment, going to dig through his dress before all but jumping right back into Boothill's arms, holding a little velvet box in his hands. "I f'er'got about this- never thought I'd really um- use it, I guess? Here, here, open it, baby~."

@praeteritus-memories || c.

[sketchyprincey]

"We make our pact.." My favorite scene in Kuroshitsuji II is when they got engaged/j 😌 Characters belong to Yana Toboso.

[incorrect-asulili]

*At a party to celebrate Asuka and Lili's upcominc wedding*

Xiaoyu: Alright everyone confession time! When it gets to you, you have to confess something!

Asuka: Since when was this a game?

Lili: It will be fun.

Xiaoyu: And Go!

Christie: I have a kid.

Miharu: My first boyfriend mysteriously vanished in a bamboo forest.

Asuka: *sigh* I can't sleep at night unless I am holding Lili. Her snores are my white noise.

Lili: I bought the ring I proposed to Asuka with when I was 15, a day after I first met her.

Panda: *I once ate a kid to see if his bones would get stuck in my teeth.*

[shy-daredevil]

Like, obviously gay marriage wasn't legalized in America until 2015 and all that so it's incredibly unrealistic of me to want Steddie to be married and blah blah blah.....

But like.....I want it!!!!! I want them to be husbands!!!! I want Eddie to never shut up about it!!!!

[iwasbored777]

The amount of times they teased Broppy wedding isn't funny anymore, I just want it to happen now

[huginsmemory]

The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.

Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?

[spacedace]

Quick dp x dc prompt:

The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.

And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.

Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.

No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.

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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:

[werepuppy-steve]

married steddie but they don't live a super lavish life. they're dirt poor, living in a small house at the end of a dead end road that they rent off one of wayne's buddies. steve's a manager at walmart along with robin. eddie's main job is welding but he also does tattooing on the side, so they host a lot of tattoo parties for their friends every other weekend.

there's music and beer and laughing. eddie always asks steve, "you want a new one, baby?" bc all of steve's tattoos have been done by eddie. he won’t let anyone else near him with a gun. eddie doesn’t give him giant ones, only ones that take up a small-ish patch of skin.

inevitably, there's always teasing from their friends. "we gotta pay for ours, how come you ain't charging him, huh?"

to which steve answers, after snagging eddie's beer from his hand and taking a swig and winking, "oh, don't worry, i'll pay him later tonight."

their friends hoot and holler at eddie's flustered grin as steve smacks a kiss to his cheek.

[martyfive]

afterparty

[westanovencleaner]

"percy takes annabeth's last name—"

"annabeth takes percy's last name—"

"they combine last names—"

"they don't even get married because of hera—"

give me a crackfic where percy and annabeth kill zeus and hera and anyone who stands in their way just to get married, and, in killing zeus and hera, they become gods, eliminating the last name problem because they won't even HAVE last names as gods

[arsenicflame]

happy "our marriage is never gonna recover from this" day

[raviollies]

I've been wanting to draw Blythe in a wedding dress for over a year now...so behold...

[gunstellations]

a little family

[spacedlexi]

"sounds nice... having a partner"

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

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