#LMFAO!!! 😂🤣😂
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gay people can't confess normally tf is this
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I remembered a joke: There's a business man walking along and he sees a really really tall ladder and a sign that reads "Climb this ladder to success!" And he's an ambitious young man, so he begins to climb...when he's been climbing a few minutes he meets a very pretty, obviously interested in him as well, young woman and she says, "take me! Or keep climbing the ladder to success!". Well, he's just getting started, so on he climbs, encountering more and more beautiful, lustful ladies, and he decides to go all the way to the top!
When he reaches the top, he finds an enormous, filthy man, and the man says, "congratulations on making it to the top. My name's Cess"...as he commences to unzip...
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it finally happened people are complaining abt blades 2 before it even comes out and are writing essays in the tag LMFAO
#where do we go from here .....#i just find it funny bc yall are the same ones who have been like#'HOLDING OUT FOR BLADES 2 🤣😂🤣😂🤣'#while bashing every other book that has come out in the past 2 years#and now this god tier book that yall are supposed to be ANTICIPATING like u STAYED in this fandom for THIS#is making u write thinkpieces . what is going on#lmfao this probably makes no sense and idec but my main point is#that yall will bash any and every book no matter what and it is so fucking pathetic to see time after time#when hm. maybe reblog art! maybe reblog a fic! maybe make or reblog an edit!#but no. u wanna write a mla report on why blades 2 sucks already and we havent even read the first line#choices has never been that serious and if (probably) optional diamond outfit choices have u this mad#idk what to tell u
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Do i play disco elysium or do i do the shit my old therapist told me to work on😭
#📬#i had to call her the other day i was in crisis LMFAO😂😂🤣#I keep saying i’ll start my healing work tomorrowww ugh~
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I know I’m in trouble when I immediately pull up AO3 after watching something, or in this case finishing a game🤪
#only to find it has 0 results😭😭#*rolls up sleeves* well. it ain’t gonna write itself#I say that as I try to resist the urge to add a new WIP to the mix😂🤪#actually two🤣 there’s another idea I’ve been dying to start as well lmfao#which also has 0 results :00 so in theory I’d be creating two new pairing tags which would be cool#guess we’ll see what happens >:)#otpcutie talks#otpcutie fics
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whatever WHATEVER peace and love peace and love peace and love
#already got anons saying im being a sapolo like fuck yall too lmfao hope yall have fun with them and their views on activism and morality#like 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT RANA 😂
#SHE'S JUST IN THAT BUBBLE WAITING AND HERE I AM DOING EVERYTHING BUT THAT MISSION LMFAO#me playing genshin impact 🤣#cell rambles#I can't believe I accidentally stumbled across her while wandering around I AM SO SORRY RANA 😂😂
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In a word of coincidental coincidences... 🤣
The joys of editing, you just get re-acquainted with this precious details.
#cockles#Destiel#you choose#jensen ackles#misha collins#the moose with the face at the end...#with love and affection to all the Bibro community#lmfao im dying#😆🤣🤣😂😂#supernatural#the monster at the end of this book#spn 04x18#*chefs kiss*
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RZA unironically creates a terrible beat for a Guitar Center promo
this is the worst beat of all time
#🤣😂😆😭#i legitimately was crying from laughter#lmfao#you gotta read the comments#rza#hip hop#rap#music
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I find it amazing how some of men's fashion used to be back then and how it was still somehow considered masculine or macho. Lmao
#fashion#men's fashion#evolution of fashion#txt#like dudes used to wear MINISHORTS back then and that was actually considered not just masculine but MACHO#like???#also the tight pants? nobody would regard that as masculine lmao#a lot of the jumpers#the fact that they used to wear crop tops and that sh*t wasn't regarded as girly#i'm just talking about the '70s and '80s. we haven't even gotten into waaaay back then#all of this sh*t woulda been considered gay/feminine in the 2000s. there is no way they woulda gotten away#honestly though i don't find over half of the crap that men wore and would be considered questionable nowadays to be attractive#people make a fuss about skinny jeans which yeah are ugly and should be reserved to women and feminine gays only#but my man did you see the fashion of the '70s and '80s but SPECIALLY the '70s???? most of that sh*t was considered MACHO. like what??? 😂🤣#men's shorts were considerably shorter than women's lmfao#how in the hell were dudes back then comfortable with that sh*t? lmao#some fashion trends should die and that was one of them. skinny jeans is another fashion trend that needs to die a slow painful death#no grown a$$ man should wear that. they shouldn't be taken seriously either#if you feel comfortable enough wearing that then you can't be trusted with anything. i don't make the rules
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I missed the part where Sami received a phone call from Roman on SmackDown and this fool said "I love you" before hanging up.
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how did I end up at a point in my life where Polk Salad Annie is totally my before-work pump up song 😅🤣
#elvis presley#polk salad annie#bc Im fucking crazy thats how lmfao#if I'm dancing in the back room at work like an idiot while doing smthn like folding kennel blankets#thats what song is happening in my head 🤣#esp the epic wind up portion toward the end 😂
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Throwback. When I moved into a new place and had two guy roommates. This is just one of many videos like this 🙄
#prank#practical jokes#pranks#prank video#prankster#im so scared#get scared#i’m scared#funny shit#funny stuff#funny post#funny girl#funny#ha ha funny#hilarious#haha#hahaha#🤣#🤣🤣🤣#😂#lol#lolz#😂😂😂#lmfao#lmfaooo
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i’m telling you this country is heading in a downward spiral until we’re back in 1935
#i’ve said this like 10x before but do y’all know how the handmaid’s tale begins???#getting rid of affirmative action is just … 😂 everyone is worried about the wrong fucking thing#like FUCK diversity in POST SECONDARY EDUCATION?? but let’s keep allowing civilians to buy assault rifles 🤣🤣🤣#this is making me think of desantis like this is what people like him want#let’s regress so much in society and make it more difficult for people to succeed#each day passes and i think i need to emigrate#like you can’t be telling me this is real#like WHYYY WHY CANT THE SUPREME COURT GET rid of the damn second amendment i mean#honestly this is just a big fuck you#what they should be doing is ruling against fucking LEGACY ADMISSIONS#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK U MEAN THE WHITE GUY WITH SIX GENERATIONS AT HARVARD IS GETTING IN#like six generations ago my people were lucky to even be fucking alive#anD FUCK THE SUPREME COURT. i hate republicans yeah i’m name dropping fuck the reds#and fuck everyone in fact this is a fucking joke#next time some dumbass useless bitch is APPOINTED TO BE the FUCKING. JUSTICE. in the SUPREME COURT i need you to test them on the law#give them a knowledge test like PLEASE you’re fucking joking i hate this so much#it’s literally just going to get worse they’re gonna start telling us to stop teaching history at this rate#and then they remove evolution from science courses 💀💀💀#LMFAO i hate it here
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If I ever make the big bucks…
But in reality this is the car I’m likely going to get:
Nothing wrong with a Subaru Crosstrek. But it’s no Corvette. 😂😩
#mandelene's stuff#went to the auto show at the javits center because I’ll be in the market for a car soon#and I got to see all of the cars I will likely never own lmao#I sat in the Crosstrek — it’s nice and perfect for my purposes#I also liked the new Kia Seltos#so that’s an option too#25k - 30k is my budget#anything more expensive than that would be excessive#gonna need another promotion if I want something better than that 😂#also can we talk about how many European cars are not built for tall people? lmfao#I STRUGGLED to get into an alfa romeo and was so uncomfortable 🤣#I saw the luxury price tag and was like ‘excuse me?’#so much money just to bang my head every time I get into the car lol
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