#LOOK AT THEM AAAUUUGHHH

[cherrybomblast]

HEHE OK SUB!TOP SIMON

tw// more bad smut

sub!top simon who starts off thinking he's in control, his size never allowing him to be vulnerable. prepping you with his thick calloused fingers, but for some reason, he keeps looking back up at you, trying to gauge your reaction. you can almost hear his thoughts, eyes flicking back to yours with a "like this?" when he would twist his fingers deeper. only quickening when he sees you nod, or give him affirmation to continue.

sub!top simon who doesn't know quite what to do. after a little while of him prepping you, you quite literally have to get him into position so that you can ride him. silly boy just sits there looking dumbfounded as you sling a leg over his hips and try to sit upright. but you know he's ready by the way his cock twitches when he looks up at you, and how his eyes get watery. "are- are you gunna... y-..." biting his lip. he can't even say it- just staring at his cock, then your hole, then back up to your face.

sub!top simon who has to bite his knuckles to keep himself from cumming the second you sink down on his length. it's better than anything else he's every felt, and he quite literally cannot keep his hands off of you. hands reaching up to grab your cock. stupid boy trying to get more :-( but you're quick to grab hold of his hands and harshly hold them above his head. it's a sight, almost looks wrong for a man that big to be held down so easily. (don't worry, he likes it.)

rasping out a harsh, "get your fuckin' hands off me si. did i tell you to touch me?"

his stomach sinks, and he immediately starts to babble off apologies, tears pricking his eyes as he tries to keep himself from fucking up into you.

your grip on his hands get tighter, but instead of continuing to ride him, you sit still on his cock.

tell me why this fucker starts to whimper, and beg for you to ride him. "anngh.. please.. i- i'm sorry i grabbed your hips like that, love i'll- i'll be good. please, please, i'll be good. i won't touch anymore, i swear." (spoiler alert he's a liar liar pants on fire)

aaauuughhh that's it that's the post desperate simon makes my cock hard and my insides warm

(next up is making simon watch u as u jerk off in front of him n making him sit on his hands so he can't touch you herhekhejheheh)

[sillygoofyqueer]

The Untamed review: Episode Five!!!!!

long intro les gooo

Why do father and father have to fight??

Hahaha, he smiles so cheekily whenever he sees Wangji

He dusted off his sleeve for him, 100% boyfriend material

"let me tell you something, I heard something-" *gets fucking snatched by his boyfriend*

off to the library pavilion I guess

So peaceful, just wait

Haha, look at how Wei Wuxian is sat

(Three minutes in and I'm distracted by ice cream)

Wei Wuxian just looks tired and bored hahs

What is this man doing, his back must be in so much pain

The little sigh and the head in his handdddd, he's just as in love, neither of them even realise

Wei Wuxian, what are you planning

You're just complimenting him now

HAHA THE FULL ON GLARE

"you can call me the same!!!" Oh, Lan Wangji wants to

He doesn't hate you, he's just gay and can't admit it

You're so pathetic, Wuxian, I love it

You sneaky little bastard

Don't place the blame on him, you gremlin

FUCK, MORE WRITING

He's so sincere leave him slone

He'd love to see you kneel WHO SAID THAT. WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?!?

His silly little giggle, and then the crying of not being able to speak

WEN NING MY SON.

WEN QING MY DAUGHTER.

BOTH WENS I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH. SHE HAS SO MUCH PRESSURE ON HER.

They're such good siblings

Wen Ning, you little guy 😔 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?!?!!

Let them just be happy, they deserve it

Bro's reading while Wuxian is giggling and having the time of his life. Don't think I'd didn't see that little glance, Wangji, hehehe

THE SMILE AAAUUUGHHH

He drew something for you, LOOK AT IT

The little glance in his direction!!!

Sobbing, they're in love, they're in love.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THEY KEPT IT IN

Lan Wangji looks ready to pop a blood vessel

"outside, then we'll duel" "Haha! No."

He's so fucking dramatic, I love him so

EXCUSE MEEEE???? DID YOU JUST..... CURSE????

He is literally just about to go feral. Boutta cry.

Nie Huaisang and Wei Wuxian are such besties.

Jiang Cheng is such a brother

Hahahaha, "did you say my name" "I ain't no snitch"

Jiang Cheng does not want to be involved

EYO SMOKE????

Nie Huaisang is sooo knowledgeable

Bro's flicking his nose to get thoughts

Nahhh, Wangji is so ready to pop a vessel. And Xichen's grin at his name hahaha.

Just you wait buddy boy. Just you wait.

SU SHE CAN SUCK MY DIIIICK. He's fine for now though.

Oooooh, Caiyi town!!!

You ain't ready for that level of responsibility, Su She

They're soooo serious

You're not my jiejie????

Jiang Cheng grinning when Wen Qing notices him hehehe

"I'm here too 🥺"

YANLI ARE YOU OKAY??? ARE YOU GOING TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL WITH WEN QING

That's right, they're a family too

Wen Qing is getting both the Jiangs my god

Hehehehehe, you're sneaks

WEN QING IS WITH THEM!!!!!

Lan Wangji, you want him there

Lan Xichen is literally setting them up

THAT'S RIGHT, WEI WUXIAN, STAND UP FOR QING!!!!

WEI WUXIAN, YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST. YOU ARE LITERALLY COLLECTING PEOPLE AT THIS POINT HAHAHA

Lan Xichen, you sweetheart

"why'd you let him come? 😔" "You looked like you wanted him to come" XICHEN YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF OUR SHIP, GUARD IT WELL

"don't you want them to come?" Literal silence from Wangji

Wuxian and Wangji hahaha

Don't be mean to hiiimmmmm, he's giving you lore

"Eating humans??? Not my water spirits"

The ships sinking??? BLACK WATER SINKING SHIPS??? False alarm, wrong show 😔

The way he rushes over to chat to Lan Wangji

"you're so boring 😔😔😔😔" he's like a stroppy child. I'd sleep

IT'S BEHIND YOU, oh, he's gone

Bro is literally drinking on a case, he has no chill

Wen Qing, you're so suspicious right now

Jiang Cheng, in kind terms, is telling Wuxian to shut up

Bro, stop offering him alcohol

Now Lan Xichen is acting suspicious and even Lan Wangji picked up on it

HAHAAHAHAHA WANGJI WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAAAA

I'd be so pissed if someone did that with my alcohol.

Bit misty, innit?

Y'all are the scariest things in the mist

Wei Wuxian, you mustn't look so eager around Wangji, it's not a good look on you

The Wens just chilling in a boat together

Wuxian, my lord!!! You saved him!!

Show offffff

He looks so proud of himself, and he immediately doesn't want to upset Wangji

SHOULDER BUMP, THAT'S FUCKING ADORABLE

Stop it with your lack of gayness, it's not fooling anyone

Ewwwww, what the fuck is that seaweed

Kill it with fire

"what's the name of the sword?" "Whatever" I love that you're trying, Wangji

HE JUST EXPLAINED IT, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT

The fog thickens

Wen Ning you're so pretty

Fucking seaweed AGAIN

JIANG CHENG WAS HURT 😔

Wen Qing so willing to help. Awwwwwwhhh.

I understand why people ship them now, it made no sense from the book perspective

Wen Qing you're so pretty

I love how Wen Ning immediately pulled his sword out

"what's good, y'all?"

EW, SEAWEED

Shit, the seaweed is smart

They're all on high alert now

I didn't even know that water ghosts did that

HAHA, THERE GOES YOUR SWORD

Someone help Su She, he's hopeless

WEN NING WHY ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED LMAO

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WEN NING YALL????

Woah, Wangji so smart and strong ☺️🤭

"just hold my hand" "nuh uh" they're gay

Xichen, you're the baddest bitch around

What's wrong with my son??? Is Wen Ning okay???

He's just checking up on him

Awwwww, Wuxian, you're sooo sweet

He's such a lil guy, he's so helpful

What's wrong with my baby???

Awwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhh, I'm sobbing, bonding moment

Jiang Cheng aw, what you looking for...ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT QING??? YOU SLY DOG

Wei Wuxian snacking hehehe

Wen Ning is such a little guy, look at him pointing

Wangji said that Wuxian had a point to Xichen, he's such a little simp

Nice catch, such a waste though

JIANG CHENG'S LITTLE SMILE!!!!!!

DID WANGJI JUST BUY ALCOHOL, OR WAS IT WANGJI?????

[rogueninja]

hard question but name your top 10 anime characters and your reasons why!

this IS a hard question anon but after much consideration i have formulated a list and yes i limited myself on how many naruto characters i was allowed to include. i will be counting down from 10 watchmojo style to increase suspense.

10. Yuri Plisetsky - Yuri!!! on Ice

I love smol characters who like to yell a lot and are drama kings and Yuri is hilarious to me I love angery bois and also he loves cats

9. Kurama - Yu Yu Hakusho

Alternatively I also love characters who are calm, cool, collected, kind, and clever. Kurama hits all of these and he's the sort of character you love to watch solve a problem when something new is thrown at them. Also he has a super cool giant kitsune form that I'm obsessed with.

8. Rin Matsuoka - Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

I used to be so obsessed with this show lmfao and I latched onto Rin immediately. I love his character arc and also pointy teeth. 🦈

7. Sesshomaru - Inuyasha

Sesshomaru is cool because he's complex, and his actions speak more than his words. He hates humans, except the ones he likes. His familial relationship with Rin is super heartfelt and well done in the original series (y*shahime dni)

6. Inuyasha - Inuyasha

I can never pick between Inuyasha and Sesshomaru lol. They're both totally different but I love their dynamic. For Inuyasha, I love when his soft side comes out around Kagome. Simply adorable. Plus I love his character design. My friend once described him as a "handsome devil" and I haven't forgotten it since.

5. Riza Hawkeye - Fullmetal Alchemist

Calm, cool, collected, but also with deep personal trauma buried beneath the surface..... there's so much to her and her relationship with Mustang.... it has LAYERS. Strong, takes no bullshit, but also caring.

4. Bokuto Koutarou

Idk sometimes I just really like loud brash over the top characters and every time he's on screen I'm laughing and I mean "HEY HEY HEY" am I right

3. Kite - Hunter x Hunter

Aaauuughhh he's so cool and it's a CRIME that there's almost 0 official merch of him. His nen power is cool his design is cool how he's always like "ugh bad roll" I can't even explain my love for this beanpole I just do and also chimera ant arc devastated me............

2. Naruto Uzumaki - Naruto

My love my boy the light of my life I love this child I love how real he feels as a loud hyperactive kid who loves and feels and cares SO deeply and you just have no choice but to root for him I just love him. I love my boy.

1. Rock Lee - Naruto

LEE. MY OTHER BOY. MY SON. MY EVERYTHING. Words cannot describe my love for this boy. As the saying goes when you watch Lee drop his weights you are in it for life. His intensity, determination, goofiness, stellar design, and power drew me in and I never looked back. Watching Naruto part 1 was literally just me wondering when we would get back to Lee. He is my everything if you don't love him what are you doing. A MOST SPLENDID NINJA

[gffa]

 I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH THIS HURT TO WATCH. You knew that Cal survived Order 66, you knew that Jaro Tapal wasn’t going to make it, you knew he had to be young when it happened, you knew it had to be painful, just like every other version of this we’ve seen. But, god, watching a young Cal (we don’t know how old he is, but he’s probably somewhere in the 13-15 range, enough time to have some training, but still is a young Padawan) jump excitedly about finally getting to leave Bracca, that they have new orders, that he’d just high-fived a clone in the cutest way possible, then to see him fidgeting in confusion about what just happened when the clone commander attacked them, when he can probably feel some of what Tapal is really tapped into, that there’s all this jumpy energy because he’s a young kid who doesn’t know what’s going on, why are they suddenly in danger from their own people?? The fidgeting steps backwards, how he can’t stay still, the shocked expression on his young face, the way he only settles when Tapal reaches out to help him stay focused, THAT REALLY FUCKING HURT TO WATCH. Between this and what follows, the terrifying and claustrophobic run through the cruiser’s halls, hearing fighting in the distance, not knowing if Tapal was dead yet or not, as well as the final climax of this scene, it really drives home just how traumatic it genuinely was for the Jedi to be betrayed like this, to be turned on by people that they had no warning from, that they couldn’t even sense it coming in the Force because the clones had no idea, either, their minds were stolen from them, their agency stripped away, this was not what they wanted, this is not what they chose, this was not them, and the Jedi couldn’t tell it was coming from them because the clones themselves had no intention of it. It’s just, WHAM, it happens in an instant and it’s brutal enough on Jedi who have enough training to deal with this kind of massive world-breaking event (EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAD TO, EITHER!!!), but seeing it on young Cal, knowing how alone he’s going to be over the next five years, how we see that he’s a genuinely sweet, good-hearted kid even after the genocide of his people, that he still cares about others, he still holds his people and his Order in his heart, even after all the hurt it brought him. Even after all the hurt it brought him when he was so young and so excited about the future and had friends among the clones and he was doing well in his training and he got along great with his Master and everything seemed to be looking up!  AND THEN NOTHING WAS OKAY AND HE COULDN’T EVEN GO HOME, HE COULDN’T FIND ANYONE TO LOOK AFTER HIM, BECAUSE THE JEDI WERE ALL DEAD, EXCEPT THE FEW WHO HAD NO WAY OF FINDING HIM, AND AAAUUUGHHH IT HURTS ALL OVER AGAIN.

[tenderheartedtears]

not needy

the world might end tomorrow. we might die tomorrow. but since i don't actually know if our planet will blow up or if my heart will stop beating, i decided to tell them i love em. was it a good idea?

no.

yes.

maybe.

i don't know yet, they haven't actually replied.

maybe i should do my homework while i dreadingly wait, i guess. that should pass some useless time. honestly the country's education system is becoming worse and worse every year. do they think this unnessesary pressure is going to make me better? do they think that all this homework will make me want to willingly—

COME ON JUST REPLY.

jeez, sorry I just got really stressed. i haven't slept in 24 hours.

i think i need another red bull and uh maybe a banana or something. actually i hate bananas and i ran out of red bull but the thought of it is nice right?

no, i think I'm just nervous.

...and i really need to sleep, but i don't feel like waking up to rejection, so. not yet.

i'll just wait a few more hours. maybe they're also studying for the test tomorow?

oh god this is torture. why did i do that. why. why why why.

AAAUUUGHHH.

banging my head against the table really won't help me and I might wake up my whole apartment complex.

i'm sweating a lot.

i think i might be panicking.

and oh my god they replied.

i don't want to open it.

i don't.

i don't.

i shouldn't.

>

Message:

I'm in a relationship. sorry. and you look like benedict cumberbatch. and that's weird.

>

oh.

that's ok. it's not like i liked you for 3 years or something. i'm not even gonna cry over you, it's really no big deal. i am gonna have someone who'll like me for who I am one day. and you know what? i am offended that you think benedict cumberbatch looks weird. his cheekbones could cut you. and you know what—

i'm gonna sleep.

goodnight.

i'm gonna have swollen eyes tomorrow but thats okay...

i'm fine...

i am.

no, seriously

it always gets better from here. always.

and i don't need you, or anyone. because i'm independant.

probably.

—

end.

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: World Series Episode #19 Transcript

This episode has Christmas and Italy making friendship posters.

{Caption: It seems that on Christmas, Germany spends a quiet day at home}

Dog: Woof woof!

Cat: Meow!

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Germany: Ist Christmas.

(Ist Christmas: [It] Is Christmas → German)

Germany: I think I will enjoy an entire day off, then. Auh?

Italy: Ehehe…

Germany: Ayeeeeeach! Hey, what the hell are you doing in here?!

(Italy: Eh! Eh!)

Italy: You were asleep, so I wanted to sleep too!

Germany: That is not what I asked you, goomba! I am asking why you are in here with me specifically!

(Italy: Gehgehgehgehgehgehgehgeh!)

Italy: Oh, right. Okay! It's because I have brought a present for you, Germany! There's that, and…I was hoping we'd be able to spend some time together today! After all, it's Christmas!

Germany: Auh…so then…you came all this way for that?

Italy: Hold on a second! I'll take it out now! Hmuahuah, oh, that's cold…

Germany: AAAUUUGHHH?!

Italy: Ehamhmm, haha, PASTAAA!

Germany: Why the hell are you pulling a thing like that out of a place like that?!

(Italy: Hmhmhmhmwahhhhhh!)

Italy: What, there was a guy at Japan's place who got promoted for warming his boss's shoes inside his clothes!

(Germany: Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr!)

Italy: I was just trying to warm your gift for you! At my place, if you get red underwear for Christmas and then wear them on New Year's Eve, it's supposed to bring you happy luck for the whole next year! Hm! I was hoping red underwear would bring you the happy luck! You know, for next year.

{Caption: The cause of Germany's problems}

Germany: Like I need more of your happy luck.

Italy: Also, you look like you enjoy underwears!

Germany: Are you trying to call me a pervert, huh?!

Italy: Ahh…

Germany: Fine, I will accept your gift. Just leave it over there.

Italy: Hooray! Want mine too?

Germany: I don't. Hyehh…nnuh.

Italy: Oh…I forgot it. So, um…what size do you wear?

Germany: Eehh…

Austria: I can't believe he slept in this late. Italy must have spent the night in his room too! Germany! How long are you planning to sleep? I need you to get up now and help me with something! Auh!

Italy: Stupendo!

(Stupendo!: Gorgeous! → Italian)

Italy: Haha! They fit you, like, perfectly! Heehee!

Germany: Heah…

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{Caption: Christmas Around the World}

Japan: Nhh…

Narrator: Japan. He was more or less forced to attend America's Christmas party.

{Text on paper: To Japan: I'm having a Christmas party! You'll definitely come, right?! If you don't, something terrible will happen! --America!}

Britain: Hmm…

Narrator: Britain. Also more or less forced to attend America's Christmas party.

{Text on paper: To Britain: I'm having a Christmas party! You'll definitely come, right?! If you don't, something terrible will happen! --America!}

Britain: Hehehehehe…

{Caption: Smirk Smirk}

Narrator: He brought a big Christmas tree just to annoy America. But America's tree was, like, way bigger!

Britain: Uhuah!

Narrator: So he cried!

France: Mmm…hmhm!

Narrator: France. First, he thoroughly enjoyed the food and beverages at America's party.

(Girls: Wow! How trend! Heeheeheehee!)

(France: I know, right? Honhonhon!)

Narrator: Then he thoroughly enjoyed the women.

(France: Yes, I am into friends, so glad you noticed and said something!)

Narrator: Russia. He wasn't invited and stayed home.

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Britain: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Italy: Mnnnh…

Japan: Are you all right? Too many carbs?

Italy: No way! It's this poster design. I just don't know what to do!

Japan: Oh? What kind of poster is it?

Italy: Friendly! I want the sign to say something like, "I would like our friendship to grow!"

Japan: Nice! I have good news, then. There's a poster just like that at my place.

{Caption: A few days later…}

Italy: Hello, Germanyyy!

Germany: Hm?

Italy: Get this! I made you posters and I want to put them up! Can I?

Germany: You mean you went through all that trouble just for me? Ja, sure.

(Ja: Yes → German)

Germany: You can put them up!

Italy: Yahooooo!

Germany: What in the hell are those posters?! Take them down! Take them down!

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America: Dude! You home, Japan? Merry Christmas! Aaaahh!

Japan: Halt! Who goes there? Thieves will receive no mercy!

America: Hold on! It's just me! Dude, I'm America!

Japan: Auh…are you serious? You look so old and disgusting!

America: No, I'm just dressed like this to look like Santa Claus, broseph!

Japan: Wow, white people don't age very well at all, do they?

{Caption: Next time…}