#Lauren Burnham

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Arie Luyendyk Jr. and Lauren Burnham burn Balenciaga sneakers after BDSM ad

Arie Luyendyk Jr. and Lauren Burnham burn Balenciaga sneakers after BDSM ad

Arie Luyendyk Jr. and his wife, Lauren Burnham, are taking a stand against Balenciaga. The former “Bachelor” stars posted a video where they burned a pair of Balenciaga shoes after the brand featured toddlers holding teddy bears in BDSM gear in a recent ad campaign. In the clip posted on Instagram, the couple grabbed a pair of white, Balenciaga sock sneakers from their closet before lighting them…

[revolu]

haven't yet posted this on tiktok so sneak peak i guess

our favorite sexist abolitionist

[millenianthemums]

I wanted to share the official playlist I made for this fic! I always make playlists for stories of mine, but I honestly really like this one and wanted to share it. I went way overboard on the cover, but it was still fun. I’ll probably reuse it when I post the first chapter of the fic, which I’m hoping will happen in the next couple weeks!

tracklist under the cut! the songs don’t map directly onto the plot or anything, they’re just vibe-based. there’s a lot of cheesy pop and angsty stuff right next to each other, because i feel like that’s gonna be the tone of the fic in general.

* Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall

* The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets - Lemon Demon

* Kiss Me, Son of God - They Might Be Giants

* Beady Eyes on the Horizon - Jukebox the Ghost

* The Next Dimension - Lemon Demon

* Look Who’s Inside Again - Bo Burnham

* Hollywood Baby - 100 gecs

* Problems - Mother Mother

* Something Glowing - Lemon Demon

* The Guide to Success - Joe Iconis / Eric William Morris

* Flap Flap - Patricia Taxxon

* Hot Air Balloon - Owl City

* Baby One More Time - Britney Spears

* Cilantro - Patricia Taxxon

* Shooting Star - Owl City

* Mamma Mia - ABBA

* Swear To God the Devil Made Me Do It - The Front Bottoms

* Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

* Big Wheel - Patricia Taxxon

* Fine - Lemon Demon

* Perfect - Marianas Trench

* Alone Together - Fall Out Boy

* Modern Day Cain - I Don’t Know How But They Found Me

* Bloodeater - Girls Rituals

* Against the Kitchen Floor - Will Wood

* Kill All Your Friends - My Chemical Romance

* Scare Me - Ludo

* September - Earth Wind & Fire

* Wow Wow - Neil Cicierega

* Have It All - Jason Mraz

* I’m Still Here - John Rzeznik

* Yellow Horse - cats millionaire

* Honest - Patricia Taxxon

* Son of a Gun - Joe Iconis / Eric William Morris

* Peach - The Front Bottoms

* …well, better than the alternative - Will Wood

* Candy Store - Heathers

* When the Chips are Down - Hadestown

* Aurora Borealis - Lemon Demon

* Goodbye - Bo Burnham

* Twin Size Mattress - The Front Bottoms

* Dumbest Girl Alive - 100 gecs

* Killer in the Mirror - Set It Off

* A Sadness Runs Through Him - The Hoosiers

* Bad Guy - Set It Off

* My Alcoholic Friends - Dresden Dolls

* SAD - Lemon Demon

* Happily Ever After - He Is We

* True Kinda Love - Steven Universe

* Everything Stays - Adventure Time

* I Bet on Losing Dogs - Mitski

* Love Love Love - The Mountain Goats

* Goodbye to a World - Porter Robinson

* King - Lauren Aquiliana

* Stand By You - Rachel Platton

* Ready Now - Dodie

* Seventeen (Reprise) - Heathers

* Gone, Gone, Gone - Phillip Phillips

* Time To Pretend - MGMT

* Die Young - Kesha

* Good Time - Owl City

* Anything For You - Ludo

* Monster - Adventure Time

* You Love Me - Kimya Dawson

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Use this as an excuse to dump a bunch of Hatchetfield headcanons, go nuts dude

YEAAAA

(I want to say that Melissa is mentioned in this. Jus in case someone is uncomfortable with Hey Melissa references)

The nerds have a groupchat. Grace sends "Jesus loves you!" gifs every morning, and also a bunch of praying emojis constantly.

This one is just silly and nothing serious, but sometimes the Lords in Black when they are in human-like forms they like to play pretend and mock humans. They usually act as if they were siblings to make fun of that.

Ruth Fleming is a Tim Minchin and Bo Burnham fan. Her favorite songs are definitely Confessions, High School Party and Nerds (Studio)

Ted Spankoffski is ALSO a Tim Minchin fan. This one is unexplainable honestly, my brain just told me this hc and I went with it, but look, it makes sense to me. His favorite song is Beauty.

Shopper #4 has committed multiple crimes. Mainly tax fraud. I have no reasons for this one, I just know it.

People from Clivesdale know what Hatchetfield says about them, but they think it's in a fun way. They think that Hatchetfield residents pretend to hate them for the funsies and Clivesdale does it back in a playful manner, but they don't know that Hatchetfield, does in fact, HATE THEM and it is not a joke for them. Fuck Clivesdale.

Grace is always carrying a little teeny bible in her backpack, it is so damn small.

Frank Pricely is TRANS. this hc started as a joke but I started to take it seriously at some point. It's just the idea of it that is so funny. Frank basically came out with a friend of his by saying "Can I be frank with you?” and like, he told his friend that he was trans BUT he didn't know with what name to go by and asked him to help him chose a name, his friend thought about it and since he said 'frank' because he said the ‘can I be frank with you’ thingy and Pricely actually liked the name and then LATER ON his friend realized how fucking funny his name was considering that Frank is the capitalist ever and his last name is Pricely.

Ruth forced Grace to watch Jesus Christ Superstar.

Charlotte and Sam don't have any wedding pictures, so they don't have any visual memories of that day.

Char and Sam were high school sweethearts.

Ruth, Richie and Pete like to make gift exchanges every christmas and they get the stupidest shit ever for each other. And for some reason Ted also participates sometimes.

Mr. Davidson sometimes likes to write poems for Carol. I have no reason for this headcanon, I just think it's cute.

Melissa has watched The Human Centipede and it's her favorite movie even if she won't say it. She may say that she has watched it but isn't explicit about liking it.

Deb owns at least over 6 different pairs of boots.

When Blinky and Pokey are in a human-like forms, Pokey sometimes plays fullass one-man-shows for Blinky for the funsies.

Richie loves energy drinks.

Oddly specific (hyperspecific) headcanon that I came up with as a joke but now I think it's way too funny to let it go: Sam has a Samsung phone ONLY in the TGWDLM timeline. In any other timeline he has a different one, but in The Guy he has a Samsung. I won't even explain why I think it's too obvious and it would ruin the joke if I do explain.

The nameless background characters that Lauren and Jeff are playing in La Dee Dah Dah Day are both non binary and are also dating. Idk, I don't have explanation for this one, I just went with the vibes.

Melissa has a fullass document dedicated to cat pictures.

In CCRP they sometimes play board games, Mr. Davidson is usually the one who chooses the game.

I can't think of more right now so YES I WILL REBLOG TO ADD MORE LATER!!

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I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I DIDN'T SHOW MY HAZBIN HOTEL OC'S REDESIGN HERE- *Crying tuqueque*

((I want to clarify that the sin that is next to it is for the lore of how each oc ended up in hell, not the ring in which they are located-))

The first, as always, momy Eleonor

Name in life: Eleonor "Adams" Orstrang Name in hell: Eleonor Orstrang (AKA: Mother Demon)

Age of death: 28 years Year: 1868 Profession/Job: Pharmacist

The second, ironically, my greatest pride in terms of design, Adrian.

Name in life: Adrian Beaumont Name in hell: Adrian Orstrang

Age of death: 19 years Year: 1940 Profession/Job: Unisex dressmaker (In life and in hell)

The third, Eleonor's bestie from the moment she was alive, Amelia.

Name in life: Amelia Bechett Name in hell: Amelia

Age of death: 32 years Year: 1867 Profession/Job: Acompany Lady / Secretary (In hell)

The fourth, which was originally a selfinsert, Lili (Or "Lil", usually-)

Living name: Lauren Newmaker Name in hell: Lili ("Lil")

Age of death: 23 years Year: 2018 Profession/Job: Cashier/Waitress

The fifth, the main person in charge of distribution and public treatment in Eleonor's business, Braham.

Name in life: Abraham Name in hell: Braham Orstrang

Age of death: 26 years Year: 1997 Profession/Job: Public relations manager (In hell)

The sixth, a little fennec with serious anger issues, Kyles.

Name in life: Kiledar Burnham Name in hell: Kyles

Age of death: 24 years Year: 2016 Profession/Job: Assistant/Security Guard (In Life and Hell)

Another one- It's the last of the special sins, fly boy, Martin.

I have other sinners left, but that will be later :'D

Name in life: Martin Canewilk Name in hell: Martin Orstrang

Age of death: 18 years Year: 1897 Profession/Job: Asset Accountant-

I still had to re-draw other 3 sinners... and 5 imps... aaaand 2 hellhounds- But, for now, there, there!

Oh, also!

Braham plus 'cause I love this momma's boy-

[cherrybombfangirlwrites]

One Song for Every OC!

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how boy i got a lot of OCs on my main casts and some of them are so hard to pick just one song for so this took a WHILE. I did all the main casts of my main 3 WIPs <3

Fractured Stars Falling~

Tris - Kingdom Fall by Claire Wyndham

Prince Kaye - Ghost of a King by The Gray Havens

Princess Snow - King by Lauren Aquilina

Lan - Friend by Jervis Campbell

Cassandra - i love you by Billie Eilish

Erica - Love Has No Limits by

Max - God Help the Outcasts from Hunchback of Notre Dame

Prince Monty - Viva La Vida by Coldplay

Elliot - august by Taylor Swift

Princess Hestia - All The King's Horses by Karmina

Raven - As the World Caves In by Matt Maltese

Princess Sapphire - The Edge of Night (Pippin's Song) from Lord of the Rings

Triveya - All Eyes on Me, by Bo Burnham

The City is Ours~

Nickelle - Control by Halsey

Asher - Tiny Dancer by Elton John

Gabby - Paper Rings by Taylor Swift

Kylee - The Underdog by Spoon

Bryson - Love Grows by Edison Lighthouse

V - More Than a Feeling by Boston

Jason - Play with Fire by Sam Tinnesz and Yacht Money

Chase - Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me The Horizon

Galaxy Destroyer~

Corie - Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones

Knox - Friction by Imagine Dragons

Nova - You Don't Own Me by SAYGRACE

Astra - Disturbia by Rihanna

Pandora - They're Coming to Take Me Away (Version by Sloppy Jane)

Aries - Safe and Sound by Capital Cities

Hades - That annoying af Duck Song, especially the cartoon on Youtube (yes I'm serious)

[theangrypomeranian]

Hi! What’s a song that makes you think of your favorite character or ship from Bob’s Burgers?

this is gonna be long so prepare lol

i have playlists for all of my ships (no surprise i'm sure lol).

for zekina, the very first song that ever made me think of them is Not Like I'm In Love With You by Lauren Weintraub. that's that song that made me have my "oh! oh." moment lol. Delicate and King of My Heart by Taylor Swift will always be about them to me. Friends Don't by Maddie & Tae. Sleeping With A Friend by Neon Trees. What Ifs by Kane Brown and Lauren Alaina. Little Bit Better by Caleb Hern and ROSIE. and let's end this with The Alchemy by Taylor Swift.

for Barryl we're not gonna talk about how long that playlist is lmao this crackship has CONSUMED me. Riptide by Vance Joy, Ophelia by The Lumineers, ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine, Until I Found You by Stephen Sanchez and Em Beihold, Steal The Show by Lauv, Enchanted by Taylor Swift, The In Between by Khloe Rose, just about every song on 1989 by Taylor Swift lol but namely Wonderland and You Are In Love. Hero by Faouzia, Last Man Standing and Royalty by Livingston (love love LOVE him), aaaaaaaaand Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.

my playlist for Hemita is shamefully short compared to the other two but there are still some good ones on there. Afterglow by Taylor Swift, Lay By Me by firekid, and Dreams by Jada Facer and Dave Moffatt are the ones that will always make me think of them.

if I got into every song that makes me think of my faves we'll be here all day lol so let's name a few for my main kiddos.

Zeke - Singles You Up by Jordan Davis, Run Away to Mars by TALK, All Eyes On Me by Bo Burnham, I Would Change Everything by Lost Stars (waiting anxiously for them to blow up and become big), Tiny Dancer by Elton John (no one is surprised by this lmao), Not While I'm Around from Sweeney Todd but specifically the version sung by Gatan Matarazzo, and let's end this off with the country version of Blinding Lights by Tebey.

Tina - According To You by Orianthi, Till You're Ready by Navvy, The Archer by Taylor Swift, and Friends to Lovers by Melina KB.

Becky - Numb Little Bug by Em Beihold, Stranger by Lillian Mae (begging people to listen to this song it's so good), You Just Didn't Like Me That Much by Leanna Firestone, Your Daughter by Dina Rebekka, Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? by Taylor Swift, and The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride the Cyclone sung by Emily Rohm.

Darryl - Riptide by Vance Joy, Ophelia by The Lumineers, Heat Waves by Glass Animals, All Time Low by Jon Bellion, Shelter by Porter Robinson and Madeon (this one is more vibes than anything else idk), Sunflower by Post Malone and Swae Lee, and Michael in the Bathroom from Be More Chill sung by George Salazar.

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If you could recommend Dan any comedians (or media) to study who/what would you choose? Like things that might help him improve his craft? Not in a mean way just in a honing his skills type of way. A little homework as a treat.

you have no idea how much you're indulging me with this right now, but let's fucking gooooo

i honestly think dan is well-versed in comedy and having the experience he's currently having with touring his comedy material is only gonna help him (even if it's mainly to an audience that already likes him), so in general i think he's on the right track, so the things i say here are way more for people who are interested in comedy in general than about what i think dan should do, but i will mention some stuff related to him just to further contextualize his comedy.

what i would recommend anyone that is interested in comedy (not only as a career path but as a genre, a study subject, etc) would be getting into theory to understand some of the whys and hows of comedy.

i wrote my undergraduate thesis on comedy (and i got an 100% score 🤓) and as torturous as writing a thesis can be, reading and learning more about comedy through an academic lens was extremely exciting, which is why i recommend diving into the different theories and theorists and how comedy is perceived in different historical contexts.

under the cut i put some more thoughts and recommendations to learn more about comedy:

There are several theories that try to explain what is comedy, humor, why we laugh, etc. but I try to narrow it down to 3 main ones: Incongruity, Superiority and Relief.

Although I have not read ALL of them ENTIRELY (some of these I've only read the bits that helped my thesis), for pure theory I recommend some of the work I used for my own research:

• Poetics by Aristotle

• Laughter: An Essay on the Meaning of the Comic by Henri Bergson

• Humour by Terry Eagleton

• Essays on Poetry and Music by James Beattie

• Humor by Sigmund Freud (Yup. That guy)

• Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious by Sigmund Freud

• Human Nature by Thomas Hobbes

• Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes

• On Humor by Luigi Pirandello

• Histoire du rire et de la dérision by Georges Minois (I couldn't find an English version of this book online, but it's available in French and Portuguese)

Another way to be exposed to some theory without a lot of effort is by watching Nannette by Hannah Gadsby because she quite directly addresses Incongruity and Relief in that special. I also think it's a good experience overall, so even if you don't wanna learn about comedy, go ahead and watch Nannette.

When it comes to comedy as a tool for social change (which I see as an important aspect of comedy, and I believe that is also a goal for Dan's journey with comedy) I recommend the following (especially the first one):

• A funny matter: toward a framework for understanding the function of comedy in social change by Caty Borum Chattoo

• Storytelling for Social Change: leveraging documentary and comedy for public engagement in global poverty by Caty Borum Chattoo & Lauren Feldman

• Why stand-up matters by Sophie Quirk

When it comes to mental health, a big topic in Dan's comedy, needless to say Bo Burnham is a great source for that kind of material, but the truth is many comedians (big names and beginners) are talking mental health nowadays in their work, so there is a lot of work to explore out there. But I recommend watching Laughing Matters, a short documentary featuring several comedians talking about their mental health and their careers in comedy, and John Mulaney's part on Netflix's The Hall: Honoring the Greats of Stand-Up where he talks about Robin Williams. These works help demystify that terrible myth that in order to be a comedian or seek comedy you have to be some sort of tortured soul, that whole idea of "my trauma made me funny", etc. Still kinda on that line of mental health but a bit more, like, autobiographical, which is kind of the line where Dan is going, I feel like Nannette, as previously mentioned, is a good one and so is Rothaniel by Jerrod Carmichael (HBO Max). Although most comedians will do kind of autobiographical work, I think these two just kind of hit closer to where Dan is aiming.

To understand more comedy from the POV of comedians themselves I recommend any podcast on comedy like Comedy Bang Bang, You Made It Weird, Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend, etc. and listening to episodes featuring comedians you like. I think having a favorite comedian and watching anything by them where they talk about their journey with comedy can make this easier. Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee is also this great window into this world of comedy and the way these comedians see their craft and their journeys (fair warning about this show and, honestly, getting into comedians in general: many people here are talented but suck ass as people. Consume their work at your discretion).

For me, I love John Mulaney as a comedian, so I tend to favor his views on comedy and I find that his interview with Larry King in 2018 is quite a great way to see his understanding of performing comedy and his own role in it. I also like Robin Williams, Bill Hicks, Julio Torres, George Carlin, Patti Harrison, Maria Bamford, Jerrod Carmichael, Joel Kim Booster, and many more. But honestly, my main reference is John Mulaney, and most of my comedy knowledge comes from the US comedy, so I do think having a niche helps.

You may like British comedy better, or maybe you enjoy comedy from your country better, or maybe you just don't get physical comedy at all, or you can only feel alive when you consume cringe comedy, etc. I like comedy a lot but I'm not into every kind of comedy in the same way. But I would say that being exposed to as many different kinds of comedy, formats and comedians as possible can be very positive because there's so much to learn from any well-done joke, y'know?

For me, one type of comedy that feels indispensable to any performer is improv comedy. The "yes, and..." mentality is essential to anyone going on stage and facing an audience. And to anyone writing comedy, being given a random situation and not escaping from it but learning to expand it is essential. And, honestly? Just regular living can be improved with some improv. So, obviously: Whose Lines Is It Anyway? is a good way to start there (I favor the older ones but that's because I ferociously consumed every 90s-2000s episode of the US WLIIA when I was a teenager). If you're Brazilian, Improvável by Barbixas is a great way to start as well with almost endless content to explore.

And, honestly? Any video essay on comedy, comedians or comedy media you enjoy. We all love a good video essay. I like:

• How Nathan Fielder Undresses People by Nerdwriter1

• The Power of Storytelling: John Mulaney by PhilosoFun

• The Hidden Formula Behind Almost Every Joke on Late Night by Slate

• Efficiency in Comedy: The Office vs. Friends by Drew Gooden

• The Death of Laugh Tracks by Drew Gooden

• Is SNL Even Funny? by Drew Gooden

• I watched one SNL episode from every season by Drew Gooden

(What I mean here is that Drew Gooden needs to make more video essays on comedy, please.)

Oh, another thing that is really important is delivery. I will, once again, bring up John Mulaney because I think his delivery is phenomenal. The Salt and Pepper Diner is a masterclass on comic delivery, I believe. I mentally quote "Hey, November Rain is over! ... No, it's not. There's more." all the time. Which brings me to another point, listen to stand-up albums. I love watching a good stand-up special but audio makes you really appreciate the delivery of the joke. The comedian has to convince you they're worth of your time with their ability to get a joke out of their brain into the world with no help of visuals. It helps you understand that comedian's comic voice. And I think John Mulaney does that really well.

Of course there is a variety of different comics with different deliveries to also be impressed by: Dan Mintz and Nathan Fielder have kind of similar styles of voices but their humor is kind of different. Leslie Jones, Pete Davidson, Conan O'Brien, Katt Williams, Bo Burnham, Julio Torres, Daniel Sloss, Ali Wong, Katherine Ryan, Hannah Gadsby, Wanda Sykes, Tig Notaro, Chris Rock, etc, they all have different ways to speak, but they know how to work their rhythm well enough to land their jokes the right way. You gotta find your own rhythm.

And I think a final thought is: authenticity. Not that you have to give 100% of yourself all of the time. You can tweak stories, enhance certain situations, hide things, not tell the full truth, you can even straight up LIE, and all that. but you gotta make it believable. An audience that senses a lack of authenticity, won't be entertained for long. If you're not explicitly coming in with a fictional character, your audience will be seeking your essence. Your comedy is a reflection of you. So whatever you say, whatever part of your life you decide to expose, whatever vision you share, your audience is associating that to you. You're not just a medium from where the jokes come from, you are it. Which is why you can't just tell a joke because you think it will be funny, you gotta tell it because it's honest to you, to your beliefs, it resonates with you. You have to understand that the audience will see that joke as an expression of yourself.

See why Dan's joke about not washing his feet back-fired? He either picked something unauthentic to him - according to him he just chose a random example - or he did pick something authentic to him but, like many comedians do, backed out once he got called out. He had the choice of running with it, owning the joke but he backed out. And if he's honest when he says he just chose a random example, then he made the mistake of not being authentic to his own beliefs when telling a joke.

In the endddd, my favorite way to learn about comedy is by watching comedians talk about comedy. And comedy is too rich of a field to be explored only through the academic angle, or one theorist's point of view so having people who live and breathe comedy talk about it is a great source of knowledge. That's one of the reasons why in my thesis, when I explained the theories of comedy, I didn't just quote theorists, I also quoted comedians.

Final thoughts: just, y'know, be yourself. Have fun. Don't joke about not washing your feet if you don't want people to think you don't wash your feet, etc. And most importantly, punching up will always be the best way to use your craft for the better.

If you read until here, why the fuck would you do that? But thankssss. <3

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Gifs Masterpost - Characters

Kurt Hummel

Of All The Gin Joints In All The World - Fall Out Boy

Kurt Hummel in every episode

Porcelain - Marianas Trench [old version]

Kurt’s prom outfit

Kurt + shaking boys' hands when he meets them

Kurt in Fashion Hero, a fashion design competition TV show

White woMan's Instagram - Bo Burnham

Kurt Hummel + his soulmates

Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia) - Patrick Stump

Do It For Him

Kurt Hummel my beloved

Sebastian Smythe

Lying Is The Most Fun... - Panic! at the Disco

Justin Timberlake songs

Sebastian as Warbler captain

(Fic: ACITW) Beautiful, Dirty, Rich - Lady Gaga

I Bet You Think About Me - Taylor Swift

Do It For Him

Sebastian Smythe my beloved

David Karofsky

Boys - Lizzo

OUTRUN MYSELF - Jack Kays ft. Travis Barker

I Wanna Get Better - Bleachers

Blaine Anderson

(Fic: ATOG) Reasons to move to New York city

Do It For Him

Noah Puckerman

Costume in Props

The Archer - Taylor Swift

Noah Puckerman and all of his solos

Santana Lopez

4x22 All or Nothing

Epiphany - BTS

Other

Brittany Pierce + colour palettes

Lauren Zizes + extracurriculars

Becky Jackson’s war on xylophones

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out

Rachel Berry / Eat Your Salad -  Citi Zēni

Tina as Prom Queen in 5x02

Hunter Clarington / Not Even Remotely Bi-curious

Elliott Gilbert my beloved

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Masterlist - Female Ginger

 2000s

Abby Donnelly

Beatrice Kitsos

Bebe Wood

Darby Camp

Ella Ballentine

Francesca Capaldi

Isla Johnston

Larsen Thompson

Liliana Mumy

Lilly Dreesen

Maggie Elizabeth Jones

Sadie Sink

Sadie Stanley

Sophia Lillis

Summer Fontana

90s

Abigail Cowen

Alexia Fast

Alina Bobyleva

Alina Kovalenko

Annie Thurman

Bonnie Wright

Carmen Solomons

Dakota Blue Richards

Debby Ryan

Elizabeth McLaughlin

Ellie Bamber

Emma Kenney

Georgie Henley

Georgina Sadler

Helena Barlow

Janet Devlin

Jeni Ross

Jordan Clark

Juliette Angelo

Katherine Barrell

Katie Stevens

Lily Newmark

Liv Hewson

Louisa Connelly-Burnham

Mackenzie Lintz

Madelaine Petsch

Madeline Brewer

Madison Lintz

Madisen Beaty

Molly Quinn

Poppy Gilbert

Rachel Hurd Wood

Rosie Day

Shannon Purser

Sophie Turner

Swantje Wördemann

Tavi Gevinson

Zoe de Grand Maison

80s

Alex Paxton Beesley

Amanda Righetti

Amy Manson

Amy Wren

Annette Lober

Ashley Bell

Barbara Meier

Breeda Wool

Brittany Allen

Brittany Snow

Cinitia Dicker

Danielle Kind

Diana Gómez

Emily Tyra

Emily Wilson

Evan Rachel Wood

Genevieve Angelson

Haley Strode

Holland Roden

Holley Fain

Holliday Grainger

Jade Ramsey

Jane Levy

Jessica Keenan Wynn

Jill Morrison

Josefine Preuß

Joy Nash

Julianne Hough

Juno Temple

Karen Gillan

Katie Leclerc

Lindsay Lohan

Lily Cole

Marcella Lentz-Pope

Maria Burghardt

Meg Steedle

Nicole LaLiberte

Palina Rojinski

Rose Leslie

Sarah Hay

Tuppence Middleton

Vanessa Bayer

Vanessa Lee Evigan

Zena Grey

Zoe Boyle

70s

Amy Adams

Antonia Holfelder

Chelah Horsdal

Clare Grant

Darby Stanchfield

Elisabeth Gelabert

Erin Chambers

Katherine Parkinson

Isla Fisher

Jessica Chastain

JoAnna Garcis Swisher

Lauren Ambrose

Marielle Heller

Nathalie Boltt

Rebecca Mader

Sabrina Grdevich

Sarah Rafferty

Sasha Alexander

60s

Alex Kingston

Amy Yasbeck

Andrea Sawatzki              

Connie Britton

Julianne Moore

Kate Walsh

Lea Thompson

Marcia Cross

Molly Ringwald

Rebecca Stab

Susan Walters

Tilda Swinton

50s

Annette Bening

Chloe Webb

Dana Delaney

Ellen Crawford

Laura Innes

Patricia Bethune

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Masterpost of every character who has already competed

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Lena Adams Foster (The Fosters) Elida Al-Feyr (Vagrant Queen) Nyssa Al Ghul (Arrow) Cassie Ainsworth (Skins) Luisa Alver (Jane the Virgin) Winter Anderson (American Horror Story: Cult) Miss Audrey (Snowpiercer) Babs (A Series of Unfortunate Events) Saanvi Bahl (Manifest) Bambi (Minx) Josephine Barry (Anne with an E) Sister Beatrice (Warrior Nun) Bilquis (American Gods) Maya Bishop (Station 19) Sarah Bishop (A Discovery of Witches) Alana Bloom (Hannibal) Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale) Anne Bonny (Black Sails) Kelly Booth (Black Mirror) Nova Bordelon (Queen Sugar) Nancy Botwin (Weeds) Dana Bryant (Mythic Quest) Robin Buckley (Stranger Things) Lena Burnham (Ray Donovan) Calliope Burns (First Kill) Delia Busby (Call the Midwife) Amanita Caplan (Sense8) Wendy Carr (Mindhunter) Chanel #3 (Scream Queens) Max Chapman (A League of their Own) Piper Chapman (Orange is the New Black) Denise Christopher (Timeless) Grace Choi (Black Lightning) Cassandra Cillian (The Librarians) Jade Claymore (Willow) Dani Clayton (The Haunting of Bly Manor) Raelle Collar (Motherland: Fort Salem) Dulcie Collins (Deadloch) Delphine Cormier (Orphan Black) Theo Crain (The Haunting of Hill House) Frannie Crowne (Brave New World) Moiraine Damodred (The Wheel of Time)

Alex Danvers (Supergirl) Ashley Davies (South of Nowhere) Carina DeLuca (Station 19) Jo Deluca (A League of Their own) Bo Dennis (Lost Girl) Clare Devlin (Derry Girls) Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Franky Doyle (Wentworth) Camina Drummer (The Expanse) Waverly Earp (Wynona Earp) Kat Edison (The Bold Type) Philippa Eilhart (The Witcher) Mabel Elmsworth (The Buccaneers) Camile Engelson (Stitchers) Eretria (The Shannara Chronicals) Isobel Evans (Roswell New Mexico) Dana Fairbanks (The L Word) Juliette Fairmont (First Kill) Emily Fields (Pretty Little Liars) Veronica Fisher (Shameless) Fleabag (Fleabag) Flower (Ghosts) Gabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess) Lupe Garcia (A League of Their Own) Bibi Garvey (Bad Sisters) Mirror Philippa Georgiou (Star Trek: Discovery) Gigi Ghorbani (The L Word: Gen Q) Stella Gibson (The Fall) Sue Gilbert (Dickinson) Emily Grace (Murdoch Mysteries) Yara Greyjoy (Game of Thrones) Monet de Haan (Gossip Girl) Judy Hale (Dead to Me) Yuri Han (XO, Kitty) Millie Harcourt (The Bletchley Circle) Nicole Haught (Wynonna Earp) Lauren Heller (Younger) Emma Hernandez (Vida) Pamela Isley (Batwoman) Susan Ivanova (Babylon 5) Bradley Jackson (The Morning Show) Alice Jones (Once Upon a Time) Tara Jones (Heartstopper) Quinn Joseph (Harlem) Kate (One Mississippi) Annalise Keating (How to Get Away with Murder) Tina Kennard (The L Word) Kennedy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Yasmin Khan (Doctor Who)

Aneela Kin Rit (Killjoys) Camille L'Espanaye (The Fall of the House of Usher) Victorine LaFourcade (The Fall of the House of Usher) Lagertha (Vikings) Shelly Lambert (Minx) Sara Lance (Arrowverse) Lauren Lewis (Lost Girl) Lexa (The 100) Maggie Lin (Saving Hope) Anne Lister (Gentleman Jack) Veronica Lodge (Riverdale) Santana Lopez (Glee) Lucretia (Spartacus) Lyria (The Shannara Chronicals) Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Elizabeth Macmillan (Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries) Queen Maeve (The Boys) Maggie (Good Omens) Sofia Marchetti (Sex Education) Margot (Once Upon a Time) Bess Marvin (Nancy Drew) Cara Mason (Legend of the Seeker) Max (Black Sails) Katherine Mayfair (Desperate Housewives) Ally Mayfair-Richards (American Horror Story) Mazikeen (Lucifer) Shane McCutcheon (The L Word) Betty McRae (Bomb Girls) Lake Meriwether (Love, Victor) Freya Mikaelson (The Originals) Sandy Milkovich (Shameless) Mabel Mora (Only Murders in the Building) Ellen Morgan (Ellen) Rory Morningstar (Lucifer) Aleesha Morrison (Upload) Hayes Morrison (Conviction) Blanche Mottershead (Upstairs Downstairs)

Mulan (Once Upon a Time) Leighton Murray (Sex Lives of College Girls) Raffi Musiker (Star Trek: Picard) Susie Myerson (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Nadja (What We Do in the Shadows) Nicky Nichols (Orange is the New Black) Nico (Vida) Nina (Good Omens) Allie Novak (Wentworth) Dani Núñez (The L Word: Gen Q) Ola Nyman (Sex Education) Shona O'Keefe (This Way Up) Kelly Olsen (Supergirl) Van Palmer (Yellowjackets) Marjorie Palmiotti (Veep) Gail Peck (Rookie Blue) Aline Penhallow (Shadowhunters) Valencia Perez (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) Laura Peterson (The Morning Show) Lindsay Peterson (Queer as Folk) Anissa Pierce (Black Lightning) Brittany S. Pierce (Glee) Naomi Pierce (Succession) Alice Pieszecki (The L Word) Eve Polastri (Killing Eve) Bette Porter (The L Word) Bill Potts (Doctor Who) Arthie Premkumar (GLOW) Amae Rali (Vagrant Queen)

Scylla Ramshorn (Motherland: Fort Salem) Amy Raudenfeld (Faking It) Logan Rawlings (Young & Hungry) Maia Rindell (The Good Fight) Arizona Robins (Grey's Anatomy) Eve Rothlo (How to Get Away with Murder) Root (Person of Interest) Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Kenya Rosewater (Defiance) Susan Ross (Seinfeld) Siuan Sanche (WoT) Ellaria Sand (Game of Thrones) Jenny Schecter (The L Word) Jinju Seong (Snowpiercer) Seven of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager & Star Trek: Picard) Toni Shalifoe (The Wilds) Kalinda Sharma (The Good Wife) Carson Shaw (A League of Their Own) Sameen Shaw (Person of Interest) Leslie Shay (Chicago Fire) Amy Silva (Vigil) Bea Smith (Wentworth) Petra Solano (Jane the Virgin) Rose Solano (Jane the Virgin) River Song (Doctor Who) Kitty Song Covey (XO, Kitty) Serena Southerlyn (Law & Order) Zelda Spellman (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) Maya St. Germain (Pretty Little Liars) Moira Strand (The Handmaid’s Tale) Della Street (Perry Mason) Tamsin (Lost Girl) Kit Tanthalos (Willow) Stahma Tarr (Defiance) Jamie Taylor (The Haunting of Bly Manor) Thirteen (House, MD) Thirteenth Doctor (Doctor Who) Tara Thornton (True Blood) Bess Till (Snowpiercer)

Tituba (Salem) Toni Topaz (Riverdale) Callie Torres (Grey’s Anatomy) Fabiola Torres (Never Have I Ever) Taissa Turner (Yellowjackets) Two / Portia Lin (Dark Matter) Alex Vause (OITNB) Mel Vera (Charmed) Villanelle (Killing Eve) Karen Walker (Will & Grace) Martha Walker (Silo) Poussey Washington (Orange is the New Black) Ellen Waverly (For All Mankind) Kerry Weaver (ER) HG Wells (Warehouse 13) Sterling Wesley (Teenage Bounty Hunters) Nora West-Allen (The Flash) Jayne Wetherby (Dracula) Lucy Westenra (Dracula) Ilana Wexler (Broad City) Ryan Wilder (Batwoman) Carol Willick (Friends) Lana Winters (American Horror Story) Bernie Wolfe (Holby City) Camile Wray (Stargate Universe) Xena (Xena: Warrior Princess) Meh Yewll (Defiance) Yorkie (Black Mirror - San Junipero)

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about me >:D

my snap is (mazzythespazzy)

things I love: smoking weed, movies, music, playing instruments, rain, becoming a lawyer, my friends, true crime, and fruity pebbles :3

fav bands/artists: Limp Bizkit, Faith No More, Sublime, Lemonbar, Destroy Boys, Take Care, The Bloodhound Gang, Queen, Nirvana, Slipknot, Fatboy Slim, Kid Rock, Alanis Morisette, Jewel, Amy Winehouse, Outkast, Easy E, Slutever, Avenged Sevenfold, Opal In Sky, My Chemical Romance, Bo Burnham, and a ton more (check out my spotify (Mazzikeen Jezebel)

fav movies/shows: Disjointed, Pineapple Express, Stand By Me, Lolita 1997, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Christine, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, 13 Going On 30, Juno, Napoleon Dynamite, American Psycho, Megan Is Missing, The Changeling, The Hot Chick, The Nutty Professor, and Forrest Gump

bonus shhhtufffff: I love cats, bongs and bubblers are my go to smoking device, I curse like theres no tomorrow, I'm highly opinionated, I love creepy shit, I want to go to Mercer Law School, and I chose that college because of the 2009 murder of Lauren Giddings. I'm like deeply in love with Stephen Mcdaniel, sorry not sorry

ok bye bye have a good day

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i have done it 😎

LOCK IT WHEN YOU LEAVE

(reader)

• all eyes on me - bo burnham

"you say the ocean's rising like i give a shit,

you say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did,

you're not gonna slow it, heaven knows you tried."

• love in the dark - adele

"please, stay where you are,

don't come any closer,

don't try to change my mind,

i'm being cruel to be kind."

• empty space - james arthur

"and i won't hear it,

whenever anybody says your name,

and i won't feel it,

even when i'm bursting into flames."

• soon you'll get better - taylor swift

"you'll get better soon,

'cause you have to."

• set fire to the rain - adele

"'cause there's a side to you,

that i never knew, never knew,

all the things you'd say,

they were never true, never true."

• war of hearts - ruelle

"i can't help but love you,

even though i try not to."

• king - lauren aquilina

"you're alone,

you're on your own,

so what? have you gone blind?

have you forgotten what you have and what is yours?"

"you don't get what all this is about,

you're too wrapped up in your self-doubt,

you've got that young blood, set it free."

(joel)

• home - cavetown

"get a load of this monster,

he doesn't know how to communicate,

his mind is in a different place,

will everybody please give him a little bit of space?"

• slipping through my fingers - abba

"the feeling that i'm losing her forever,

and without really entering her world."

• the night we met - lord huron

"take me back to the night we met,

i don't know what i'm supposed to do,

haunted by the ghost of you."

• i'll be good - jaymes young

"i never meant to start a fire,

i never meant to make you bleed."

"for all of the light that i shut out,

for all of the innocent things that i doubt,

for all of the bruises i've caused and the tears,

for all of the things that i've done."

(eliie and reader confrontation)

• my goodbye - jorge rivera-herrans

"i just like you, why should i be surprised,

selfish and prideful and vain,

unlike you, everytime someone dies,

i'm left to deal with the strain."

"one day, you'll hear what i'm saying,

one day, you might understand,

one day, but not today."

(tess)

• wings - birdy

"we watch the day go by,

illuminates our skin,

it made me think of you."

• i miss you, i'm sorry - gracie abrams

"nothing happened in the way i wanted,

every corner of this house is haunted,

and i know you said that we're not talking,

but i miss you, i'm sorry."

HOWL YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE.

it’s not fair bc i’m the one emant to cause pain ehre NOT BE THE SUFFERER OF PAIN!!! also the way i was shocked, flabbergasted, bamboozled by the inclusion of tess??? MY HEART.

also idc i’m gonna say it ehre and link it to the part 3 anyway. THE READER AND ELLIE CONFRONTATION ONE IS SO SO GOOD. i’ve seen some people not happy with ellie for her reaction and i just want to say SHE IS VALID!!! READER IS VALID!!!

lets think of everything ellie went through on that journey after leaving jackson. she has been through SO much. and she gets back to jackson, to this actual town, to find the reader there. and the reader is angry? angry for being left in this slice of heaven? for missing out on events that ellie WISHES she could forget? she’s angry and she’s hurting and so is the reader and they’re not understanding each other. they’re not seeing the other’s side of the story.

the first lot of lyrics fit r’s perspective SO WELL in my view too, because to her, ellie hasn’t felt the pain of all those deaths before jackson like she has. especially with tess. it’s not the same. BUT THEN, they also fit so well for ellie, especially in the second half of their journey. I CANT CONTAIN MYSELF WITH THAT SPECIFIC CHOICE. ITS SO INCREDIBLY PERFECT.

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I was tagged by the lovely @ksbbb to spell out my username using song titles

M- MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT by Elley Duhé

A- All To Myself by Marianas Trench

P- Play With Fire by Sam Tinneez, Yacht Money

L- Lovely by Lauren Babic, Seraphim

E- Everybody Loves Me by OneRepublic

F- Fallin’ (Adrenaline) by Why Don't We

I- I Was Made For Lovin’ You by KISS

R- Run Like A Rebel by The Score

E- Everybody Talks by Neon Trees

1- 1985 by Bo Burnham

8- 8 by Billie Eilish

Tagging: @bvcksmunson @lovearne

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Harrow:

KING BUYS LUXE CONDO UNIT 11A AT THE CANADIAN CONSULATE OF NEW YORK.

Did Daddy’s unfavorite son get his very own rape room?

A young hockey player angered you.

Lots of people don’t like you. Move your swivel chair. They say you’re ostracized poison.

Your response to me was prohibiting me from seeing my dead cult when this is over. Little absurdist rape-recruit criminal. Shouldn’t you be tantrum throwing or rewatching Fight Club?

For years, regal elegance has trended online. Cheaply achieved. I wouldn’t flaunt performance art to the unsuspecting public on a worldwide platform, for profit, with no artistic entity to sell, with a man who clearly didn’t love me. The stepping back as senior royals to enjoy private life in California is him realizing oh wait the hands-tied, pathological-lying ruse is catching up to me. Don’t get me wrong: they still cash in. British and Hollywood fans have been in a steady decline, thankfully.

In spoiler-filled Xotel Harry, we’ve lifted digital camouflaging for Archillect, Murat Pak, Piers Morgan, narrating English football in UK time, and Elon Musk. Typing martyr today? Soulless. You tweeted: Put Never Went To Therapy On My Gravestone when I left the cave site. Google musk never gone to therapy Feb 28.

In the meantime, there’s a Tom Cruise marathon of cinema. Syfy. Disney. Animal Planet. I haven’t seen, A Few Good Men, since 1992. Sharp Sorkin dialogue. In minute seven, Tom’s in Washington, DC in a baseball team uniform, Boston Red Sox cap, playing SOFTBALL, and dropping effortlessly hip references to oregano. That’s me! Those are my letters. He did read them. You were 8.

Far from the entertainment business, your family of high principles did this because unlimited access to wealth and privilege can be toilsome. I don’t know what it’s like to be born into such elevated social status. If I cobbled together the trappings of royal life for a babied prince, I’d get that the necessary detachment and trafficking saved you from shocking abuse.

Skydiving, English football, tennis matches. Premiere of movie, Spice World, in the somber year of 1997. A three-pronged holiday ski trip in Whistler, Canada in 1998. Regular family trips to Klosters Ski Resort in Switzerland. Romantic ski vacation in exclusive resort in Kazakhstan. Endless photog evidence of you leaving London nightclubs. On a motorcycle in South Africa. First pitch at Mets game. Stag parties. Caught naked in a VIP suite in Las Vegas. Sprinting with Usain Bolt in Jamaica. Charity polo matches. Meeting Rihanna in Barbados on World Aids Day. Visiting Casablanca to promote girls’ education. Videotaping a challenge to the Obamas. Taping heartfelt message to Elton John. Speech at the United Nations for Nelson Mandela Day. Chairing Vax Live: The Concert to Reunite the World. Spouses accepting Kennedy Human Rights Award for leadership to dismantle structural racism. Meeting human rights icon, Desmond Tutu. Date night at The Lion King premiere. Obstacle course race with James Corden. Super Bowl 2022 with your cousin. Chat show and podcast interviews for Book. Hosting The Kinsey African American Art & History Collection in LA. Katy Perry concert. Beyoncé Renaissance concert.

Seems stifling.

My life has been a little different.

When the British press published cavorting Vegas pictures in 2012 titled, Heir It Is, why are you in a Let’s Get Wild Lauren’s Bachelorette shirt? Are you not admitting to being my older male cousin by proxy, locking up a little girl for arranged marital sex?

What is it about music that is lightning crashes, would you capture it, genie in a bottle, can’t find a better man, dearly beloved, guess the fortune teller’s right, the club isn’t the best place, shut up and dance, it’s gonna be me. Your vinyl-shaped rapey spinster schoolchild code is caught in youtubing stories full of tellers.

Welcome to the Internet—Bo Burnham. Toby Keith—How Do You Like Me Now. Bad Wolves—Zombie. Skillet—Monster. Avenged Sevenfold—Hail To The King. Avicii with Aloe Blacc—Wake Me Up—Tim Bergling traveled to Muscat, Oman to fatally wound himself 5 years later.

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