@firebloodicee sent: [ LAP ] โ my muse sits on your musesโ lap and teases them. (For Daemon from Alicent)
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It wasn't terribly late, but he was awake in his rooms. He had heard the door open and leaned back in his chair. He wasn't entirely surprised to see Alicent in his room. "This is a surprise." He said and then she was in his lap. One hand going to her hip. "A good one."
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pokรฉmon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokรฉmon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriendโs abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser whoโs been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and youโre getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS
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i cannot believe the doctor just spent 45 minutes mistaking fucking sutekh for his own granddaughter. funniest shit i've ever seen. i need susan to show up and find out about this because she'd make sure he never lives it down.
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@devilsanddarlings sent: For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first. (For Harry from Evie)
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A hum from Harry as Evie spoke. "Very true." He said. "But I could have sworn that you trusted me Evie." Harry said. "But what exactly did I do this time?"
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how much do the demigods really know about Percy?
Frank and Hazel first knew him as just a guy who showed up with a goddess on his back. everything he does from that point onward is equally bizarre, and certainly impressive, but perhaps not exactly legend-worthy. by the time theyโve won the battle against Polybotes at New Rome, their experience with him confirms heโs a badass, but the hints and jokes he drops about his past canโt all be real, right?
Jason, Leo, and Piper would have been showered in stories at Camp Half-Blood. did you know, Percy fought and killed a Kindly One and the Minotaur before he even got to Camp the first time? did you know, he was the first one on our side to suspect Kronos was rising? did you know, he revealed who poisoned Thaliaโs Tree? did you know, he and Annabeth held the sky? did you know he crashed his own funeral? did you know he made a hurricane?
did you know, did you know, did you know?
but how many of Percyโs stories do the campers really know? what did Annabeth and Percy keep to themselves in their retellings? do they know Luke forced Percy to fight to the death in an arena? were they told Percy actively chose to be the subject of the prophecy to protect Nico, who almost certainly hated him at that point? do they know Percy was the reason Mount Saint Helens erupted? do they know he fought Hades and his army, and won?
the campers all think Percy is a legend, but when they find out thereโs more? thatโs when they start to think of him as a god.
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part 1 / part 3
choosing to believe that joltikโs can act like tasers. on that note, emmet and ingo have probably dealt with aggressive fanatics on the subway before (ie, team plasma)
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