#Levi moving in with me

[devildom-doll]

Bruh, they should fight. 💥💥

[meekesthero]

art block got me fucked up soooooo take levi padoru

[still-a-morosexual-help]

The canon dynamic between MC & the brothers (+ other characters) is great because instead of a "just some guy" human getting freaked out by the otherness of their supernatural companions, it's them being completely nonplussed while said supernatural companions are increasingly freaked out by how fucking weird this human is

Mammon said he could be killed or whatever by Lucifer and comeback after some million years and MC didn't even blink a fucking eye. They didn't even comment on it? Just continued to antagonise him until he did what they wanted? And this was in S1 before they were even friends, they'd probably known each other for a week at most

Meanwhile the increasing distress at MC's 'guess this is my life now/guess I'll just die' attitude is hilarious

The number of times one of the brothers have had to jump in during main story and event canon to say some variation of 'how are you okay with this!?' , 'don't just lay there and accept your death!' and just purely; 'NO!' is God tier

Anyway if Mammon's hair wasn't fully white it would have been by the end of season 1

[l3viat8an]

I feel like Levi would hate impractical uniforms and armor in Anime.

Because, like, yeah, he is an otaku, and it is fan service. I still feel like he would absolutely hate the impracticality of heels on armor.

He was a general! He knows how important the type of clothing you wear during fighting.

I can see it going both ways, but I feel like it's more plausible for him to hate impractical armor

Pls share your wisdom. Oh, obsessed one🙏

Levi definitely loves fan service too much to complain all the time-

Like it’s more 50/50 he gets it characters have to look good and everybody loves a good uniform!!!!

But the other 50 he’s ranting about it; nobody would be moving like that in a dress uniform!! That’s why it’s called a dress uniform!! It’s for dressing up, showing off, an example of your rank and the honor you hold. But the right uniform wouldn’t look as hot so they just ignore that!!!-

Levi just goes on ‘n on- waving his hands around and huffing about how dumb it is-

[misc-obeyme]

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Long time no talk hello cc i had a shower thought.

If for some dumb reason if cerberus were to bite mc i made a list of most violent reactions to least violent i wanna know if you agree

Lucifer

Diavolo

Barbatos

Satan

Levi

Beel

Belphie

Mammon

Solomon

Asmo

Simone

Luke

Do you agree??? If no whats your list???

Ohhh hello 🪱 anon!

What an interesting scenario. I can't imagine Cerberus actually ever biting MC... just because I'm more inclined to imagine Cerberus loving MC as much everyone else does lol.

My list kinda depends on the definition of violent. Would they have a big reaction or would they straight up go Cruella De Vil and turn Cerbie into a coat?

I'm kinda back and forth about Lucifer. I'm pretty sure Lucifer loves Cerberus, but he also loves MC. And I don't think Lucifer would react very well to his dog doing something like that. You know, like he probably trained Cerberus himself. So I do think he'd be pissed at any rate.

I see Diavolo just getting MC out of there and keeping them at the castle for a while. I think he'd be like hey Lucifer take care of your dog and leave things to Lucifer for that part of it. He's gonna keep MC with him until they're fully healed.

Barbatos would be able to subdue Cerberus with a look, I'm fairly certain. He'd be angry, but I don't think he'd lose his cool enough to do anything other than nurse MC back to health. I see him also sorta leaving the Cerberus side of things to Luci.

I'm not so sure about Satan. He's a little more uhhhh well violent in general lol. Because I could totally see him getting pissed about this, too, but like he's more prone to losing his shit. Even still I think his priority would be MC.

I think Levi would be farther down on the list 'cause he does not strike me as the kinda demon to stand up to big scary three headed dogs. He'd be upset about the situation, no doubt, but I think he'd be too busy flailing over MC to do much. He might do that thing where he snaps and summons Lotan, though. In which case everybody's just gonna hafta go for a swim.

Beel is tricky because I don't see him as violent. To me he's such a big sweetheart, I see him doing something more like getting in the way and ending up getting bitten himself in an attempt to protect MC. Carries MC to safety as fast as he can.

Belphie... well... man I dunno. He can't exactly choke out a dog, can he? He's violent but in a quieter way than I think would be needed for something Cerbie's size lol. I think he'd be more likely to distract Cerberus with something so he can get MC outta there.

Mammon is known for being a bit of a scaredy cat, but I think it's more about horror than big dogs. That being said, he's also known for running fast, so I think he's in a good spot on the list. He'd just pick up MC and book it out of there. Yell at Lucifer about his dog later.

Solomon is interesting because I really think the "violence" definition comes into play here. Violent as in "dramatic reaction?" Put my man at the top of the list. Violent as in "physically attack?" No, he's about right where he is. Solomon would be extremely upset about this situation, but he'd take care of it with magic.

I think Asmo would use his charm on Cerbie. It obviously works on animals, so that'd be easy enough. Charms the heck out of Luci's dog so he can remove MC from the situation. And I see him being calm about it, too, just taking care of things because MC's safety is on the line and he's not messing around with that.

For some reason, I have this vision of Simeon calming the raging beast with a gentle touch lol. Is it because he's an angel or is it just because he's beautiful? Perhaps both. Either way, he's probably in the right spot.

Luke, my darling precious son, I hate to say it but I'm pretty sure he'd get eaten. I think he'd try to protect MC and stand between them and Cerberus. But he's probably just the right size to be gulped down in a single bite.

Oops this got a little lengthy lol. Anyway, those are just my general thoughts on it! But man, I kinda feel bad for Cerberus in this scenario because you know nobody is gonna be okay with him biting MC.

[nerdy-talks]

Obey Me! Nightbringer Lesson 20 Spoilers

Thinking in a realistic sense, I genuinely found this hilarious :

Okay so... I live with my Mom and she's pretty chill for the most part. But I think having seven rowdy, chaotic demons suddenly move in with us would most likely test her patience xD

However! I can imagine it now :

- Mammon would be dragging me off to the nearby casino (I literally live only like 3 minutes from a casino lol)

- Satan would be fawning over my cat and making friends with her, petting her, holding her, giving her treats, etc. I'd also take him to a local cat cafe, the nearby bookstore, and a few local libraries ^w^

- Levi would basically make my bedroom his own, playing my video games, watching the anime and reading the manga I've accumulated so far, looking at my figures, etc. I'd be sure to show him all of my favorite online shops and sites ~

- Belphie would claim our spare room as his own little napping area. Also star gazing at night ⭐

- Beel would be indulging in my Mom's cooking much to my Mom's dismay since she's not a huge fan of cooking despite being good at it lol, not to mention ordering from all of the local restaurants.

- Asmo would be sampling my nail polish and using my hair straightener (I wouldn't mind sharing 💙) after soaking in our bathtub for hours

- Lucifer would become my dogs' best friend. (He was able to tame a three headed hell hound, so I'm confident he would have no problem dealing with my three rambunctious human world pups lol) I'd also introduce him to different human world music and teas that he may not be familiar with.

Sleeping arrangements would be a bit cramped, unless the brothers could enchant our home to create extra rooms. Both myself and Lucifer would definitely have to keep the others in line to prevent my Mom from going off on them (I can just imagine yelling "SIT!". My dogs would sit down and wait for treats while the brothers would all faceplant into the floor beside them xD)

But aside from that.... I'd like to think everything would work out (:

[momomallowart]

I made a NSFW Twitter account bc the man is keeping me down (Tumblr keeps flagging the lewd posts)

If you wanna see more of the NSFW art I've drawn go search @ MomoAfterDark on Twitter

Here's a censored pic to entice you

[warm-starlight]

I need to see Kuchel putting her foot down and telling Kenny she's keeping her pregnancy.

[diabratz]

belphie is real fuckin cute for someone who choked the absolute fuck out of me for fun

[s0levis]

The height difference between Erwin and Levi is the same as my dad's and I AND the same as me and my friend's, so I really can't see Levi as comically short or understand when people describe him as hitting Erwin's waist lmao

[ginkovskij]

as much as i genuinely admire the prose and descriptions of christ stopped at eboli, there is always this tone levi uses, these recurring expressions, that ring judgmental and offensive. i was talking about this with my friend and we agree that he probably did it unconsciously, but nonetheless he always describes both peasants and gentlemen as noble savages, except he doesn't think they are noble much at all. "they are one and the same with the beasts of burden and they are the same with the arid landscape that surrounds them". i can't deny that these people were shaped the same way as the lands they inhabited, but because of the labour and the disease and the poverty rather than because of some ancestral connection to the soil and the sun. that's utter bullshit! that's so condescending and bourgeois! grr

[ihavehyperfixationsanditshows]

the immesurable pain that is only known to ao3 readers: randomly remembering one scene of a fanfic you read in 2018. you don't know the title, the author, maybe you don't even remember the fandom or the ship, but you remember that one scene and it will haunt your mind forever.

[rey-mazing]

Working on my Obey Me boys designs :> Still deciding how to draw curls for Mammon (the bald one 💀)/Simeon/Raph/Dia and just generally deciding how to draw Beel. Once I'm comfy enough to do some more digital art I'll make the details clearer

[stars-and-bards]

My partner just got me funger termina!! so i'd like to ask yall for any advice on how to play, whats the usual agenda and any tips i should could aware of? (I'm also a major pussy with a strong fear of jumpscares but I've heard funger's pretty tame with that.. as tame as the game environment can be pfft)

[revui]

shuffle your liked songs playlist, and then post the first six.

tagged by @evenstarsfall !! thank you :3

i've been through a lot of phases in the time since i first made this spotify account and i think you can tell from my liked songs. i will add some commentary mostly for my amusement but also to explain myself because there is a minor amount of explaining to do

"sober up" - ajr (i haven't listened to this in. so long. it's novel to hear it again! that being said i don't remember why i liked this!)

"vampire money" - my chemical romance (this song is a girlfriend to me.)

"two birds" - regina spektor (ACK. my sadgirl era is catching up to me)

"cold cold man" - saint motel (in march of 2023 i randomly became utterly obsessed with saint motel and i wound up in their top 0.05% of listeners on spotify. those four dudes sure can make noises. ironically i don't care much for this song or the ep it's from, compared to the rest of their stuff. i REALLY like their album voyeur tho. and forplay)

"genocidal humanoidz" - system of a down (this is more representative of what i've started regularly listening to. and by that i mean exclusively soad)

"time to pretend" - mgmt (our confusing finish! but at least you're not the one who went through this musical whiplash. i got into mgmt mainly because my mom would play it in the car when i was a kid and my brain permanently latched onto it. same reason that i listen to muse. and of monsters and men. and the black keys. and cage the elephant... and cake... and joywave... and robert delong... and foster the people... and depeche mode... and modest mouse... and the cure... and the smiths... and death cab for cutie... and i'm realizing that at least 60% of my music taste is "that thing i heard in the car when i was nine")

that was fun! i just relived all of middle school! in about 30 minutes! i'm always bad at tagging people in these so..... @raustenacious @bulbbeer and @ any mutuals who wanna participate, no pressure obv